Zhang Zhe had just taken a sip of beer, but before he could swallow it, when he heard Lao Bi's words, he couldn't help but spit it out, spraying all over Lao Bi's face as he looked over to quell his laughter.
"Did you get what I said? It doesn't matter, feel free to complain, I convince people with my virtue." Lao Bi wiped his face and lowered his voice and said: "You can do it! You got on without saying a word. Yuan Xiaowan is gentle and generous.
, they are also about the same age; Yeats has younger teeth, is straightforward and has a good surname. If I were you, I would also want to have both..."
"Can you please stop thinking so dirty?" Zhang Zhe looked at the direction of the bathroom and lowered his voice and said, "I'm just staying here for one night. What are you doing? People still call you brother. You
Excuse me?"
"Hey, you are still pretending to me! How do you explain that you went to take a shower? She was in a hurry to go to the toilet again?"
Zhang Zhe really wanted to kick him in the foot, what kind of question is this! "Don't you take a shower? Don't you go to the toilet? At first I was using the bathroom, and then it was inconvenient for them to come out here. Now she is going to the bathroom. What's wrong?"
"
"Uh...it seems to explain it. But how do you explain her dressing like that?"
"Boss——, I have told you that Yeats stole something from someone he shouldn't have stolen. He was afraid of being troubled by others, so he hid here and did not dare to go back. She came here in the evening. I am not going to your house.
Did you turn off the phone again? It's too late to go back, and she didn't prepare anything, so I gave her a piece of clothing to use as pajamas." Zhang Zhe was powerless, but he was quite fortunate that this was with Lao Bi, and there was still room for explanation.
If Yuan Xiaowan and Jiang Jing saw just now...
"Understood!" Lao Bi took a sip of beer and nodded seriously.
"Do you really understand?"
"Well, the key word is 'Yeats stole from someone he shouldn't have stolen from.' Isn't that person you?"
Zhang Zhe gritted his teeth and said, "Don't take it out of context. It means 'stole things from people who shouldn't have stolen them'."
Hearing his emphasis, Lao Bi agreed: "Well said, strictly speaking, stealing from someone means stealing someone's 'thing'."
"..." Zhang Zhe really didn't have the strength to explain.
Lao Bi stood up and patted him on the shoulder, "Others watched a movie before the show started to cheer up, but you watched it after you finished. It seems that you are preparing for the second time! Don't explain, even Jiang Jing, Yuan Xiaowan and the others didn't
I believe it was a horror movie in which the heroine was so frightened that she screamed."
After saying that, he went back to his room directly.
Zhang Zhe drank the beer in one gulp, and then took a long breath. Thinking about it again, it was nothing more than that. Lao Bi must have been joking. Even if he really misunderstood, he would not have any other opinions, but just
It was just an additional joke topic. Thinking about it this way, he was no longer anxious or depressed. He just had to tell Yeats not to let her slip and let Ye Feng misunderstand. Last time, it was just a swear word.
If you make him fall out and take action, if you make him misunderstand that he really "snapped" his sister, maybe something evil will happen.
Not long after entering the room, Lao Bi came out again. Before he reached the sofa, he threw something at Zhang Zhe. He also joked: "Take it easy, you have been saving for twenty years and you are hungry. At Yeats's age, you can
If you can't stand the trouble, it will be more troublesome to cause 'human life'..."
Just as he was talking, Yeats came out of the bathroom and heard Lao Bi mentioning her name, saying 'human life', 'trouble' and so on. He thought Zhang Zhe had told him about the gun, so he did not go back to the room.
As he came over, he interrupted: "Oh, that's right. I was worried just now. I was worried to death. It couldn't be such a coincidence that someone would die in one fell swoop, right?"
When Lao Bi heard these words, his taste changed completely. He didn't know anything about the gun, so he took it for granted that Yeats meant that. He didn't expect Lao Zhang to pay so little attention to safety measures. He looked at him and signaled.
You must use what you have at hand first, and then get out of the way.
Yeats saw her coming, but Lao Bi didn't even look at her or pay attention to her. He went back to his room. He was a little confused and lowered his voice and said, "What's wrong? Do you blame me for not selling him the gun?"
"Let's talk about it when we go back to the room..." Zhang Zhe stood up helplessly and even sponsored condoms. Adding to Yeats' words, Lao Bi really believed it.
…
After returning to the bedroom and closing the door, Yeats sat on the edge of the bed with her legs raised and dangling. She was wearing Zhang Zhe's T-shirt, which covered her thighs when standing. Now when she sat down, it only covered her buttocks and stretched her thighs.
Only covering a few inches, the two snow-white legs were already very dazzling. If they swayed like this, they would attract Zhang Zhe's gaze.
"Why are you swaying? Can a girl be more polite?" Zhang Zhe frowned. In order to prevent himself from having any thoughts, he went to sit down at the computer desk with his back to her.
"Tch... I just washed and took a shower. There is still water on my feet, okay? If I'm being polite, I'll wipe your feet with a towel, or wipe your sheets directly."
A beautiful girl wears your clothes and tells you on your bed that she just took a shower... This is undoubtedly an easy thing for a young man to get angry. Zhang Zhe didn't look back, but couldn't help it.
Thinking of her swaying beautiful legs, I wondered if she was wearing underwear under the T-shirt...
"Ahem! Let's not talk about this anymore." Seeing that the computer was still on, Zhang Zhe stopped himself from thinking about it, and then got down to business: "Your performance tonight has made Lao Bi misunderstand that we are having an affair. You can talk later
You have to...be careful, it will be bad if your brother misunderstands that we are having an affair."
"As for that! We haven't spent the night yet. We've only been in the room for a long time. Hey, he doesn't think you're done in one, two, or three, does he?" Yeats snickered.
"..."
"What did he just give you? Is it some kind of secret weapon to prevent someone from getting hurt?" Yeats got out of bed and came over, grabbing Zhang Zhe and grabbing the box placed by the table.
"Hey!" Zhang Zhe hurriedly stood up to grab it and whispered: "Don't make trouble, it's not a weapon, and it's not for fun."
Seeing how nervous he looked, Yeats was even more curious. He tried his best to lift it up to prevent him from snatching it, and then looked up to see what it was. Both of them were focused on the box and raised their heads to snatch it, causing them to ignore the environment and not pay attention.
When the four hands were fighting for it, the two people fell on the bed.
In this position, Zhang Zhe, who was stronger, naturally threw Yeats onto the bed.
"Ouch! Why——? If you don't want to look, don't look!" Yeats was hurt by him.
Zhang Zhe also calmed down and brought the snatched box in front of her: "If you're not embarrassed, then let's take a look!"
Of course, Yeats knew about condoms and even the brand of Durex, but that was only information he had seen in magazines and the like, and he had never seen the packaging in person. And what Lao Bi gave him was not the most well-known among the public like Durex.
The brand name was all in English. She didn't understand it and couldn't figure out what it was.
"What's this?"
"..." Zhang Zhe showed it to her, so there was no need to avoid it, but if he was asked to explain what it was in a serious manner, it was a bit difficult to say it directly when he was leaning on a girl. "
Uh, do you know that Cao Chuan borrows arrows?"
"What?" Yeats was even more confused. This cardboard box had something to do with borrowing arrows from straw boats!
"With it... just cum." After saying it implicitly, Zhang Zhe's impure expression swelled a bit.
Yeats thought of what he said about Lao Bi's misunderstanding, and then heard the words "If you have it, just cum", he suddenly understood. His pretty face suddenly turned red, and then he said with a look of disdain: "Tch——, condom
Just a condom, return the grass, and borrow the arrows from the grass boat! Just shoot, why don't you say (Cao) fuck, shoot?"
Fuck...shoot...it looks like the Cao Chuan borrowed arrows were really shot by Cao Fang.
(Modified a blocked word that turned into a star... I am satisfied with it, please save it);