On the way to find Buddha, I let Lu Xiaoyu send a text message to Buddha first.
So when the two of us arrived at Xingnan High School, Buddha, Longtou, and the monk were already waiting at the school gate.
Seeing three people waiting for us, Lu Xiaoyu and I naturally hurried forward to greet them.
"Brother-in-law, why did you come to see me again?" Lord Buddha was as rude to me as ever.
The monk, Longtou, was busy greeting Lu Xiaoyu and then pulled her aside. Apparently, the Buddha had something to say to me alone.
I looked at Buddha and said with a smile: "You should speak first."
Buddha put his arms around my shoulders and walked a few steps toward the wall and said, "Let's talk about what you said first. My matter is more complicated."
I looked at Lord Buddha and said, "Lord Buddha, please don't be polite. My matter this time is not simple either."
Buddha is not a person who is good at ink. When he saw me pushing him around, he cursed: "How many eggs are there in ink? Just say what you want."
I had no choice but to tell Lord Fo a brief story about how I beat up the ghost brother Wang Junchao. Of course, I ignored the part that was tricked by Ma Yun and Black Dragon.
After listening to what I said, Buddha couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then patted me on the shoulder and said: "You are so fucking stupid. They say that young people are terrible. I didn't expect that you are so stupid. How dare you do it to the ghost corpse's own brother?"
Move, you are really a lunatic."
I had no choice but to say: "Everyone has been beaten, so why do you say these are useless? I came here just to ask Lord Buddha if you have any solution."
"Yes!" Buddha said with a smile.
After hearing what Buddha said, I quickly asked what the solution was. Buddha immediately answered me: "You can kill the ghost corpses as well."
When I heard this, I couldn't help but froze for a moment. I was more confident when it came to fighting gangsters in school, but when it came to fighting people in society, I was really confused because at that time I was also a freshman in high school.
, I still have some fear of adult gangsters.
Buddha sneered at me: "Why don't you dare?"
Although I was a little scared, it was absolutely impossible to say "I dare not".
I also smiled and said, "Lord Buddha, you don't need to provoke me. If the matter comes to the point where you have to kill a ghost to solve it, I will never hesitate."
Only then did Lord Buddha pat me on the shoulder and said: "Assuming you have some backbone, I will help you with the ghost corpse and ask him to try not to trouble you for my sake, but people like ghost corpses are too
It's disgusting, I don't have a close relationship with him, so I can't guarantee whether I can persuade him to do so, but it's not that easy for him to do so if he wants to do it to you. Who knows that you are my brother-in-law who is a Buddha?"
Hearing this, I felt warm in my heart, and Buddha smiled kindly and said "thank you"!
Buddha waved his hand and said: "Thank you a few times. I only helped you because of Xiao Yu. If Xiao Yu hadn't liked you, I wouldn't have bothered to care about people like you dying on the road. But then again, what are you doing with my sister?
No, why does she become so obsessed with you whenever she mentions you?"
"Well, Buddha, I really have nothing to do with Lu Xiaoyu. How about we talk about business first?" I said helplessly.
Buddha looked over at Lu Xiaoyu and saw Lu Xiaoyu chatting with Longtou and the monk. He was talking and laughing and said to me: "Okay, let's continue talking about business. First, tell me why you went to fight."
Wang Junchao, it’s just your first day of school, I don’t believe you planned this during the holidays.”
Although Lord Buddha looks tall and rough, he is definitely a thoughtful person. I know that it would be a bit insincere for me to lie at this time, so I simply revealed the plot of Ma Yun and Heilong to plot against me.
After hearing what I said, Buddha just nodded and said, "You are so stupid."
I didn't answer.
Buddha continued: "Listen to what you want, Lao Bi from the security department, wants you to drive away Wang Junchao for him?"
I nodded and said, "That's what he told me, and he also said he would protect me."
Buddha smiled and said: "Lao Bi asked you to drive away Wang Junchao. Didn't he understand that he was asking you to fight against the ghost corpse?"
What Buddha said is right. I beat Wang Junchao today, which is regarded as enmity with the ghost corpse. However, according to Buddha's relationship on the road, if he is willing to help me persuade, then the ghost corpse may give in. Wang Junchao and I will also
There will be reconciliation.
Of course, reconciling with that kind of softie is definitely my lunatic personality. In my crazy opinion, if you hit that kind of person, if you want revenge, then come and beat me up. Reconciling with that kind of person is the biggest insult to me.
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Then again, if I am determined to expel Wang Junchao from No. 1 Middle School, then the hatred between me and the ghost corpse will definitely become bigger and bigger, and there will be no need to seek mediation from Buddha.
So I smiled and said: "Lord Buddha, I came to you to ask you if you have any way to drive away Wang Junchao. Of course, if I have to kill the ghost corpse, I would like your help. I didn't even think about it."
Let you mediate."
Buddha asked me why I had to fight Wang Junchao and Guizhi. I thought about it and said, "For the sake of friends."
Hey, in fact, in my heart I still planned to help Ma Yun and Heilong, even though the two people who suffered a thousand blows tricked me again.
After hearing what I said, Lord Buddha smiled and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Damn it, am I calling you stupid brother-in-law every day, and have I really called you stupid? But this kind of stupidity is interesting, and I like it."
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I said: "Lord Buddha, it doesn't matter if you like it, it only matters if Xiaoyu likes it."
Buddha kicked me on the butt and said: "Don't be such a bastard, you've finished talking about your business, then I'll give you an answer now. If you want to fuck a ghost corpse, I won't help, but if a ghost corpse wants to fuck you
, I will help you, that’s all I can do, after all, I have no bad relationship with the ghost corpse on the road, it’s hard to say if I rashly attack him and spread the word.”
I didn't know much about Dao'er, so I just nodded.
After I finished talking about my business, Buddha looked around and said, "Brother-in-law, you've finished talking about your business. Now it's time to talk about my business. I happen to have something I want you to help me with, and I don't know how to do it."
Only you can help me."
I was puzzled at that time, is there something that Buddha cannot do, but I, a lunatic, can do? So I was full of curiosity and asked Buddha what the matter was.
Buddha smiled and said, "Help me go to Huanli and ask Huofeng out."
I was even more puzzled at that time. Didn't Buddha go to Huanli and go in after saying hello? And it was almost unobstructed. Why did he let me make an appointment this time? Could it be that Buddha also wanted to play a trick on me?
So I cautiously started to look him up and down.
Buddha felt uncomfortable after being stared at by me for a while and said, "Don't stare too hard. I did something that pissed off Huo Feng. Those gangsters around me will definitely tear me to pieces if they see me."
The body is in pieces, so at this juncture, I definitely can’t go to stand around, but that matter is a misunderstanding, and I have to explain it to Sister Huofeng in person, so I can only bother you to make an appointment."
I was baffled by what I heard, so I asked in detail what it was about, but Buddha knocked on my head and said, "Don't bother asking, can you help me?"
As he spoke, Buddha looked towards Lu Xiaoyu in the distance and winked at me at the same time!
Qian, is this Buddha threatening me? Is he telling me that if I help him, he will stop me from being with Lu Xiaoyu?
So I succumbed to Lord Buddha's lust and said, "Lord Buddha, I am your brother-in-law. I guess those bastards in Huanli also know this. Do you think I will end up like you if I die?"
Lord Buddha patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't you have a female gangster named Luo Jingjing under you? Isn't she Huofeng's biological sister? I can see that that girl is interested in you. Ask her to help you date Huofeng.
, isn’t that something that can be easily grasped?”
So I could only respond to this matter. As for Luo Jingjing, I didn't want to take the initiative to contact her, but for the sake of my happy life with Lu Xiaoyu, I can only make an exception once.
I chatted with Mr. Fo for a while, and then Mr. Fo took me and Lu Xiaoquan to have a meal at a small restaurant near Xingnan High School.
After dinner, it was almost time for evening self-study, so I didn’t stay at Fo Ye’s house for much longer, and went back to school with Lu Xiaoyu.
On the way back to school, my cell phone rang. I took it out and saw that it was An Liang calling. I suddenly remembered that An Liang had said that he would come to our classroom to talk to me about the ghost corpse and Wang Junchao during self-study night.
Lu Xiaoyu looked at An Liang's name on my phone and pouted and asked, "A girl?"
I scratched my head and said, "Well, I'm a sophomore in high school. I have a good relationship with Ma Yun. I guess he wants to see me if he has something to do."
Lu Xiaoyu smiled and nodded and said, "Then pick it up quickly, don't make people wait in a hurry."
After picking up the phone, I said "hello" in a gentle and gentle voice.
"Brother Crazy, I'm An Liang, are you not in the classroom?" An Liang's voice came out.
I smiled and said, "Well, I'm not here. I did some errands with my girlfriend outside. Let's go back now. You can wait for me at school. I'll call you when I get back."
An Liang said "Oh" and then said, "Okay, I'll go back to the classroom first. Crazy brother, you can harass me when you come back, and then I'll go find you."
I said "hmm" and hung up the phone.
When Lu Xiaoyu heard me tell the other party on the phone that I was with my girlfriend, she felt relieved and held my arms tighter.
When Lu Xiaoyu and I returned to school and entered the classroom, many classmates I hadn't seen during the holiday came to say hello to me, and of course Zhou Lin was among them.
A holiday has passed, but Zhou Lin looks even more haggard. Um, is it my imagination? Forget it, those things have nothing to do with me anyway.
After saying hello to them, I took Lu Xiaoyu back to my seat in the last row.
My seat has been wiped clean. Apparently Malone came to the classroom in the afternoon and helped wipe it.
When I got back to my seat, I called An Liang a harasser. After the other party hung up, I started waiting for An Liang to come. An Liang said that she had a way to deal with Wang Junchao and the ghost corpse. Whether it was true or not, I
You must all listen to it.
After a while, Hu Fei and Pan Ting returned to the classroom. Lu Xiaoyu and her good sisters also hadn't seen each other for the whole holiday, so they left me to chat with the two of them.
Of course, at this time, I was too embarrassed to shamelessly drag Lu Xiaoyu back.
After Lu Xiaoyu left, Zhao Ziyang, Ma Long, Qin Yong and others moved stools around me to chat.
But after the few of us chatted for a while, I heard someone calling me at the door. The person I saw was none other than Xiao Qingxin - An Liang.