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"Friendship?" Wang Zhengfei looked at Zhang Shan with some confusion and said, "It seems that the second child is really anxious!"
"Hey, why don't you worry? In our dormitory, except for the third child who doesn't care, he is the only one who is still single!" Zhang Shan said with a smile, "This time the second child said he doesn't want to find someone from our school. It's a fucking dinosaur. It's rare.
There are one or two that are passable, but they are all found owners!"
Wang Zhengfei burst out laughing, and there was a saying: "When the Tsinghua girls turned around, all the boys in the dormitory jumped off the building. When the Tsinghua girls turned back twice, a row of teaching buildings fell down. When the Tsinghua girls turned back three times, the mountains collapsed and the ground cracked, and water flowed backwards!"
Although it is a bit serious, it is enough to illustrate the reality of science and engineering schools. There are originally few female students in science and engineering schools, and the beautiful ones are even rarer. They can basically be described in single digits.
University F is a university of science and engineering. It is basically a type where beautiful women are not allowed to approach. It is not surprising that Zheng Jizhu would choose to have friends outside the school. Don’t look at Zheng Jizhu, who always looks like he has the intention but not the courage to do so.
, but because of this, I have a wide circle of friends, especially among girls, my popularity is quite good.
He even often proudly claims to be a friend of women.
"Okay, I might as well go and have a look!" Wang Zhengfei said with a smile. If he hadn't broken up, he wouldn't have gone, but since they had broken up, it didn't hurt to go and have a look. He had also participated in some such friendships in his previous life.
"Haha, when the fourth brother takes action, what happened to the second brother!" Zhang Shan looked gloating, as if he could see how Zheng Jizhu, the initiator of the sorority, was left out in the cold.
"It depends on what you said. My second brother heard it, otherwise he would definitely not let me go!" Wang Zhengfei also joked with a smile.
"What can't you let me hear?" The door opened with a creak, and a boy of ten or fifteen years old, dressed casually and wearing a pair of glasses, walked in.
It was Zheng Jizhu, the second child in Wang Zhengfei's dormitory. Wang Zhengfei smiled and said, "Don't you mean you want to have that party? I want to go too!"
"Don't you have it?" Zheng Jizhu deliberately looked at Wang Zhengfei with a very wary look.
"It's broken up, just broken up!" Wang Zhengfei said with some melancholy.
"It's okay, there are plenty of good girls!" Zheng Jizhu said consolingly, "But I'm telling you, don't compete with me for my heart, otherwise all the brothers will fall out!"
"Su Xin?" Wang Zhengfei and Zhang Shan asked in unison.
The two of them looked at each other and Zheng Jizhu looked at each other in a very strange way. It was not easy. He had been wandering for so long and finally settled down. Zheng Jizhu's conditions were not bad. The essential reason why he was still single was that he had not settled down. He was looking for flowers and people.
It's his interest, but it's not that he really wants to find a girlfriend.
Zheng Jizhu scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "She is my former high school girl. She went to the Normal University this year. I have been preparing for this party for a long time!" Originally, Zheng Jizhu planned to let Wang Zhengfei participate.
After all, it was a dormitory party. If he were to go alone, it would be a bit inconsistent with the name. However, originally in his script, Wang Zhengfei was just there to make soy sauce and create a scene, but he did not expect that now Wang Zhengfei and
My girlfriend broke up with me and I want to go.
"Okay, how can we say that you have been among thousands of flowers, but you just don't pick them. It turns out that you have been in love for a long time!" Wang Zhengfei said teasingly with a smile.
"Okay, we will definitely support you!" Wang Zhengfei said with a smile. It was rare for Zheng Jizhu to calm down, so he must support him.
"Don't worry, we will definitely support you. Do you want us to teach you a few tricks?" Zhang Shan said with a smile.
"Okay, okay!" Zheng Jizhu looked happy, but the next sentence suddenly made Zhang Shan's face turn livid, "You can pick up a beauty like my sister-in-law like this. You can't do it without some tricks. I'll give it to you."
Give me!"
"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard, boss, you just shot yourself in the foot!" Wang Zhengfei laughed heartlessly.
Zhang Shan became angry and said angrily: "Then don't ask me!"
"Good brother, good brother, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Zheng Jizhu quickly apologized and said with a smile.
Wang Zhengfei took a look, and it seemed that Zheng Jizhu was really tempted this time, otherwise he wouldn't have let down his body like this, although there was still some humor in it.
"According to my many years of experience, the best way is to write love poems!" Zhang Shan said, touching his chin.
"Write love poems, please, boss, which century did you come back from, and you are still writing love poems now, and the dick is not that good!" Wang Zhengfei said, stroking his forehead.
"Is there no other way?" Zheng Jizhu was also troubled. He really had no other way to write poetry. The technical content was too high.
"Wait a minute, I have some ideas for writing poetry!" Wang Zhengfei said with a sudden flash of inspiration in his mind. In his previous life, Zhejiang University held an event of Zhejiang University's three-line love poems, which moved many netizens to tears.
The original intention is just because there are many shy otakus among Zhejiang University students. On campus, it is often heard that a certain classmate has a girl he likes, but he has not confessed his love until graduation. The purpose of the three-line love letter contest is to help the shy him (her)
) provide a platform for self-expression.
"Writing poems is too easy. I'll help you write it, and I guarantee that she will be moved to death!" Wang Zhengfei said with confidence.
"No way, Fourth Brother, can you still write poetry?" Zheng Jizhu looked at Wang Zhengfei in surprise.
"That's right, second child, don't forget, fourth child is a great talent. The "Myth" before was awesome. What's the point of writing a poem?" Zhang Shan said to Wang Zhengfei.
"I'll read a few to you. Love is very simple. Thinking of the smile on your lips makes you feel very happy!" Wang Zhengfei stood up and read a few three-line love poems that impressed him deeply in his previous life.
"There is only room for one person in my heart. After knowing you, who am I?"
"You said you don't believe in eternity. I don't think I can prove it for you. For me, the moment I fell in love with you, time stopped!"
"You are an unforgettable thing that I will never forget, and I am an insignificant person that you can't imagine. So it's none of your business whether I like you or not!"
"That's good, but why are there only three sentences?" Zheng Jizhu asked.
"By the way, this is a three-line love poem. It's a micro-poem. He only has three lines. You may not think he's young, but he's very useful!" Wang Zhengfei said with a smile. "We are a powerful group!"
"There is also singing love songs, both of which are always beneficial!" Zhang Shan said again.
"Sing a love song? What love song is good?"
"Leave this to me!" Wang Zhengfei suddenly said with confidence, "I'll teach you a song called "Mouse Loves Rice"!"
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