The monkey chuckled and said, "Thank you for your praise. There are so many people with so many eyes. You can watch it when you go back. By the way, do you have a DVD player at home?"
The customer slapped his forehead and said, "You really reminded me. No, well, I have to buy one just for these two discs."
He shouted: "Shopping guide, bring me a DVD player!"
After saying that, he strode into the store.
Xia Chen was all amused. Monkey cubs can do this. This salesman's technique is like an old sow wearing a bra, one set after another. This guy is a talent.
The monkey didn't notice him, and took a step back without looking at him. He asked directly: "Boss, do you want a CD?"
Xia Chen deliberately teased him and asked in a low voice: "What do you have here?"
The monkey lowered his head and said: "Do you know "Dream of Red Mansions"? I have a movie version here. Director Xie's masterpiece, it tells the touching love story of a pair of young children in a feudal society. It is worth watching."
Xia Chen: "Not interested."
Monkey: "Have you seen the first part of "A Chinese Ghost Story"? I have the second part "The Way of the World" here, starring Leslie Cheung and Joey Wong, with a handsome man and a beautiful woman. It tells a touching love story between a child and a daughter separated by yin and yang.
It has a strong narrative, a bit of thriller and suspense, and is guaranteed to be exciting.”
Xia Chen suppressed his laughter: "It's boring."
Monkey continued to talk: "Have you not seen "Heavenly Love"? Liu Tianwang's latest masterpiece last year, it tells a touching love story between a gangster and an innocent girl. It is a modern film, a perfect combination of blood, violence and beautiful love, which makes people tear up.
"
Xia Chen's shoulders shook violently.
Not hearing the sound, the monkey raised his head and was immediately dumbfounded. He actually sold it to his own boss. This guy couldn't laugh or cry.
The key is that the boss is also being funny and making me cough, which makes you really uncomfortable.
"Brother Chen..." the monkey shouted in a low voice, and he was very happy.
You can't see his mouth, but you can clearly see that the corners of his eyes are raised upward.
Patting him on the shoulder, Xia Chen asked: "You are so smooth-talking, how did you practice it?"
Monkey scratched his head, "I haven't practiced much. I received the news from Brother Hai last night, so I made up a paragraph right away. It was in a hurry, but it was a bit hasty."
Looking at his unlucky look of being good and good at getting a bargain, Xia Chen felt that this guy was a talent. He was a salesman and a cross talk talker, and he couldn't do this job if he was too shameless.
"Work hard, and you will be promoted if you do well." Xia Chen encouraged him.
"Hey, okay, Brother Chen." The monkey nodded, ducked, and got into the crowd again, "Comrade, do you want a CD..."
"How do you feel?" Xia Chen turned around and asked Liulang.
Rokuro was dumbfounded and said: "I really can't do it, it's not as good as a monkey can say."
Xia Chen laughed and said, "Let's go."
The two walked back, got in the car, and ran to Wangfujing Overseas Chinese Building.
The same scene as Monkey's was shown in front of eleven stores across the capital.
Xia Chen picked up the lunch box and the landline phone rang.
"Rokuro is going to answer the phone." He said.
There were six plastic boxes in front of Liu Lang. He put the seventh one down, stood up, walked over, answered the call, made a couple of hums, hung up the phone, walked back, and said to Xia Chen: "Brother Chen, the call is from my sister.
Yes, she said, as of noon, the sales volume of DVD players in 11 stores has exceeded 1,000 units, let me tell you."
Xia Chen nodded and smiled.
Look, as long as bullets are cheap enough, lovely customers are still very willing to buy guns.
Especially the male compatriots who have a little spare money and who don't have any personal hobbies. Although the teachers in Japan are not familiar faces these days, there are indeed many dream lovers in Hong Kong.
Buying a few pirated discs and playing pornography is a rigid demand.
Furthermore, those who bought pirated discs may not necessarily know that they were pirated copies, because video disc players are still a new gadget, and compact discs are even more difficult to distinguish between genuine and fake ones.
As long as it's cheap and durable, it doesn't matter if it's real or fake.
Without the prevalence of pirated discs, how could the dominance of DVD players come to be?
That's the truth.
"We will definitely break through 3,000 units today." Xia Chen said confidently.
"I think so." Liulang came back, said quickly and continued to eat.
Seeing him shoveling the seventh box of lunch into his stomach, Xia Chen couldn't help but praise: "Rokuro has a good appetite."
Comrade Yang Liulang rolled his eyes at Brother Qian and said, "Brother Chen, why don't you just say I'm a foodie? It'll be more comfortable for me to hear you as a foodie."
Xia Chen laughed.
At four-thirty in the afternoon, Xia Chen received a call from his stepmother, asking him to go home for dinner.
He readily agreed.
It has been a while since I returned to Lishi Hutong, and Xia Chen missed her stepmother very much.
So I went home after get off work.
Liang Yinghong prepared the dishes on the table and said to Xia Chen with a smile: "Sit down quickly."
"What day is it today?" Xia Chen asked after sitting down.
"Just think about it." Liang Yinghong smiled.
"Can not remember."
"Your dad's birthday."
Xia Chen nodded, as if suddenly enlightened.
Also, in my last life, my father passed away early. I only remembered the anniversary of his death, but my birthday was really forgotten in my mind.
I didn’t prepare any gifts.
Xia Chen stood up again and said, "Lao Liang, I really forgot Lao Xia's birthday. Go out and buy him a small gift."
Giving him a blank look, Liang Yinghong said: "I knew you didn't remember, so I prepared it for you."
He stood up, took a three-piece gift box containing a belt, tie, and wallet from the house, handed it to Xia Chen, and said, "Just say you bought it."
"Oh, stepmother, you are so considerate. You are truly my stepmother." Holding Lao Liang's head, Xia Chen kissed her on the face.
"Go away! You made me drool all over my face! I hate it so much!" Liang Yinghong's face was full of disgust, she pushed him and wiped her face.
Er Gouzi came back. He nodded to his brother first, then looked at Lao Liang, and said seriously: "Mother, you have looked haggard recently, and the child is very worried. Why don't you go to the children's school, watch the mountains and rivers, listen to the
The sound of reading is loud, if you can still have tea and discuss Taoism with my teacher, it will be great."
Liang Yinghong glared: "Talk like a human being!"
Ergouzi lowered his head and said, "The head teacher asked you to go to school."
Xia Chen: "Pfft..."
No need to ask, you all know that Ergouzi is in trouble again.
Liang Yinghong looked like she wanted to die, and sighed: "Tell me, which female classmate was your class teacher blocking when you were dating?"
Ergouzi dug his toes into the soles of his shoes, scratched his neck and said angrily: "How can you think so? I, the young master, won't get into anything other than hooking up with female classmates, right?"