Dormitory 402 was in a state of panic. Jiang Wei's eyes were red and he glared at Li Haoran, holding a bench in his hand. Li Haoran stood on the bed with an innocent face and said sadly: "Jiang Wei, I didn't mean it."
"You did it on purpose." Jiang Wei said loudly, "You have such a big mouth. It's hard to say anything. If you talk about us going to the bar, I'm screwed. Su Xiaohan will definitely not like me."
"My original intention was to show how powerful and domineering you are, but unfortunately, Su Xiaohan only heard the word bar." Li Haoran laughed dryly, "I'll explain it."
Jiang Wei yelled: "Come down here and let me calm down. Explain? If I can explain clearly, I will still talk to you."
Li Haoran sighed: "Impression, the key is impression. As long as Su Xiaohan has an impression of you, it will be easy. No matter good or bad, at least she has you in her mind."
Jiang Wei threw the stool down, sat on the ground, and sighed: "You are a bastard, I've been killed by you."
Li Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, got out of bed and comforted: "She didn't say anything, she just glared at you. It's okay. Men are not bad, but women don't love them."
Zhang Yi still looked at the "Diamond Sutra" seriously and muttered something: "All conditioned dharmas are like bubbles in a dream, like nothingness, like lightning..."
"Zhang Yi, do you have any conscience? Jiang Wei is so sad, but you still have the heart to read." Li Haoran said angrily.
"Who is to blame for what you caused? Say something bad in front of Su Xiaohan, talk about going to the bar. Which girl likes it?" Zhang Yi said disdainfully, "If I were you, I would kill you with a piece of tofu.
"
Li Haoran argued: "Who said no? Doesn't Liu Ying like bars very much?"
"That's aimed at me, okay?" Zhang Yi made a helpless expression and sighed, "With my many years of experience, I know that Su Xiaohan's water is very deep and her eyes are very tricky. Fat people are not easily eliminated!"
Jiang Wei was shocked and shouted: "Is this true?"
"Of course then!" Zhang Yi said with a smile, "Because you haven't entered the game at all, so why talk about being out, haha."
Jiang Wei blushed, his neck thickened, and said angrily: "You are laughing at me too."
Zhang Yi shook his head and said: "I'm not laughing at you, but reminding you that Su Xiaohan is not simple. If you really like her, congratulations, your life will be difficult in the future. She is not so easy to conquer. Look at her
His eyes are unruly and rebellious, like a lioness. Are you a male lion? Obviously not, so that's the normal mentality. Love in college is just for fun. How many people can get married in the end?"
Jiang Wei said with a bitter face: "That being said, I just like her, what should I do?"
"Learn from Wu Ming, be calm, study hard, and be a good student." Zhang Yi shrugged and continued to read his Diamond Sutra.
If you say Cao Fu, Cao Fu will arrive. As soon as Wu Minggang opened the door and entered, he saw the fat man sitting on the ground and asked doubtfully: "Jiang Wei, is it cooler on the ground?"
Jiang Wei wriggled his lips and reluctantly stood up. Li Haoran whistled, picked up the English textbook and started reading.
Wu Ming noticed something unusual in the dormitory, shook his head and said with a smile: "Did Jiang Wei suffer a emotional blow, or did Li Haoran step on dog poop today?"
"Wu Ming, you are such a crow." Li Haoran said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Jiang Wei's feelings have suffered a huge blow."
Jiang Wei gave Li Haoran a hard look, making him shut up obediently.
Wu Ming smiled and said: "When I came back, I saw Su Xiaohan going out with others."
"Who?" Jiang Wei asked sensitively.
"Of course you are in the dormitory, what are you thinking about?" Wu Ming said, "It's quite normal, don't worry."
Jiang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, his face immediately turned cloudy, and he said with a smile: "I have to continue to work hard. Starting from tomorrow, I will run to lose weight!"
Everyone was shocked and looked at Jiang Wei like a monster. Jiang Wei had always been extremely proud of his figure and even stared at Wu Ming's six-pack abs. Now he suddenly said that he wanted to lose weight, which was unprecedented.
"How is Zhang Yi's relationship?" Wu Ming asked, changing the topic.
Zhang Yi smiled mysteriously and said, "Everything is under control."
"Lost your virginity?" Li Haoran interrupted.
Zhang Yi sighed and said with great disdain: "I was no longer the same when I was in the third grade of junior high school. Please, in what age are you now, you won't tell me, are you still...?"
Li Haoran's old face turned red, and he insisted: "I want to give the best first time to the person I love the most. Is it wrong?"
Zhang Yi sympathized: "Poor child, Jiang Wei must be here, but where is Wu Ming?"
Wu Ming smiled and said: "So far..."
"I understand, I understand completely. You all attach great importance to the first time and keep your chastity for the one you love." Zhang Yi said with a smile, "I was wrong, I was guilty, and I repent!"
"Damn, Zhang Yi, what are you so proud of? It's amazing to have sex with a woman." Jiang Wei said, "I want to do it too, but I just don't have the chance."
Zhang Yi laughed and said: "Tell me earlier, do you want me to arrange it and break your first time? I will arrange it, the quality is absolutely guaranteed, and it is also very gentle."
Li Haoran and Jiang Wei's eyes lit up, and they said anxiously like boars in heat: "Hurry up and make arrangements!"
Wu Ming laughed and said: "You can play by yourself, I won't participate."
"The poison of residual feudal ideas." Zhang Yi said with a smile, "Okay, that's it, I'll make arrangements next week!"
"Brotherly love, Zhang Yi, you understand everyone's thoughts so well." Li Haoran praised sincerely, "From now on, I will follow you, and it will be a matter of words."
Jiang Wei seemed to have completely forgotten about Su Xiaohan and swore: "We have an agreement. I will exercise well in the next few days."
"What about Su Xiaohan?" Li Haoran joked.
"You have to do whatever you have to do!" Jiang Wei said with a smile, "How could I give up a forest for a piece of grass? Besides, she and I don't have the same horoscope."
He was sworn and sanctimonious. Jiang Wei's expressions were so different that several people couldn't react.
Wu Ming picked up "Wuthering Heights" and began to read it. Zhang Yi continued to chant sutras, while Li Haoran took out his computer and watched romantic literary movies. Jiang Wei did not have a computer, so he came to Li Haoran to watch it together, and the two exchanged opinions from time to time.
Wu Ming's cell phone rang. It was an unfamiliar number, local.
"Mingzi, guess who I am?" As soon as the voice came out on the other end of the phone, Wu Ming knew who it was. No one except Lafayette at home liked to play this kind of game.
"Hello, Lafayette, Mingzi wishes you well. I wish you good fortune like the East Sea and longevity as long as the Southern Mountains." Wu Ming said with a smile, "Isn't it boring that no one is talking to you?"
A hearty laugh came from the other end of Lafayette, saying: "You are so smart, you can guess who I am. If it were them, they definitely wouldn't be able to guess it. Think about it, how could they guess the local number in Shanghai and Hainan?"
Who am I!"
Wu Mingdao: "At that time, I was related to you by blood, and I was as smart as you. How is your health recently?"
Lafayette exclaimed: "It's very good. I can still eat two bowls of rice. Your aunt's cooking skills are so good that you can't eat them outside. Only that boy Wu Gang didn't think he was grand enough, so he was beaten with two chopsticks by me at the dinner table."
If you go out and have trouble with me, aren't you looking for a fight?"
Wu Ming smiled bitterly. The only people who could force the head of the Wu family to do this were the ancestors of the Wu family. When the ancestors gave birth to Wu Gang, they dared to beat and scold them at will. And Wu Gang had to smile. Wu Gang was famous outside.
Majestic, but like a chicken in front of Lafayette, he swallowed his anger.
"Mingzi, I haven't seen your brother for the past two days. I don't know where he is." Lafayette changed the subject and said, "Wu Gang, this old bastard, doesn't care about him. What if he is only 13 years old and is kidnapped?"
Wu Ming thought secretly: "It would be a damned thing if someone could abduct him."
He is Wu Ming's half-brother, Wu Xin, a standard second-generation ancestor, who makes a fuss at home. There are only three boys in Wu Ming's generation. The eldest brother is the son of his aunt, and the rest are him and Wu
Xin and Wu Ming have been left alone since they were young, while Wu Xin and his eldest brother have received a formal education as a gangster in the Wu family. Wu Xin is okay, the gangster is a bit cunning, but his eldest brother is a typical second-generation ancestor and has done a lot of things outside.
Misfortune. If it hadn't been for the protection of the Wu family, he might have been hacked to death that day. Of course, what he did was not the bad thing that made him unconscionable that day, but he liked to do evil things, which made the southern people extremely headache, but they couldn't do anything, and they suppressed it.
Qu.
"Don't worry, Lafayette, Wu Xin just likes to play around and will go back in two days." Wu Ming consoled him.
Lafayette sighed and said: "That's good. Wu Xin is not here, so the house is much quieter. Wu Gang and others don't come back often. Oh, your sister-in-law came back yesterday and brought me some specialties from Africa.
There is a statue that I heard is very effective. I will worship you and keep you safe."
Wu Ming was greatly moved when he heard this. Growing up, Wu Ming had left him indifferent in the colorful world. His mother, Liu Xuemei, lived in seclusion in Australia and rarely contacted him. Only Lafayette often asked after him. When Wu Ming ran away from home, Lafayette
I often look at him, fearing that he will suffer.
"Lafayette, you should always take care of yourself. I will take good care of myself." Wu Ming said with a smile.
"That's good, be careful outside. By the way, your sister-in-law will give you the key to the villa in the western suburbs in the next two days." Lafayette said proudly, "Wu Gang, this bastard, I pestered you for a long time before I agreed to spit it out."
What else could Wu Ming say, except to send his most sincere blessings.
After hanging up the phone, the emotion in Wu Ming's eyes quickly disappeared and became calm.
Zhang Yi and the others pricked up their ears and listened carefully, but they didn't hear anything until they finished listening. Li Haoran asked curiously: "Family members?"
Wu Ming'en snorted and said with a smile: "Our old Buddha is ninety-nine years old this year. He is still in good health."
"Hey, I really envy your family," Zhang Yi sighed, "the family is harmonious and warm."
"Harmonious and warm?" Wu Ming was stunned, a ray of light flashed in his eyes, and said, "Maybe."
At this time, at Shanghai Hongqiao Airport, a teenage child followed a gorgeous beauty and said: "Damn, Shanghai is too hot. I should have brought a mobile air conditioner here."
I'm almost cooked."
The woman smiled seductively and said, "Master, where are you going now?"
"Where?" The child stared and said, "Nonsense, of course it's my brother's place. Wait, I want to give my brother a big gift."
