[Third update, thanks to Luo Yanshang for the reward, this chapter is to make up for the missing chapter in the previous one.]
After Binglan learned about the bet between the two, she said funnyly: "Don't say I don't agree. If it were another girl, she would be lucky not to be scared away. She still wants to watch movies and eat."
Shaking her head, Binglan looked at Li Haoran with pity and said, "Are you Li Haoran, the number one banker of Shanghai Jiao Tong University?"
Li Haoran touched his head and said: "Thank you, I didn't expect you to know my name."
Binglan smiled helplessly and said: "Famous is not as good as meeting. Zhuge Mingyue said you are a pervert. It's really not easy to meet you today."
"Are you also majoring in financial management?" Li Haoran asked in surprise.
Binglan said: "Lu Xiaoman is my roommate, what do you think? Also, I'll give you a suggestion. Don't stare at other people's breasts when you see them in the future. If it weren't for Wu Ming's sake, you would have
Just go to the hospital."
Li Haoran looked away awkwardly and coughed dryly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, habit, habit is a great power!"
It is difficult for him to take his eyes away from the ice blue figure, not only because he is lustful, but also because the ice blue figure is so devilish that it can completely capture everyone's attention. Especially in summer, with a thin pink T-shirt and perfect curves
Seeing the shape made Li Haoran furious.
Binglan shook her head and said, "Are all your friends like this?"
Wu Ming couldn't help but smile and said: "Absolutely."
"Birds of a feather flock together, and people divide into groups. You're not much better!" Bing Lan sighed.
Wu Ming shrugged and said: "Whatever you think, I can't let other people's eyes pass me by. By the way, where are you going?"
Binglan replied: "Let's go buy some fruit. The weather is hot and it will satisfy our hunger. Do you want to go together?"
"Forget it, I'm penniless," Wu Ming said, "Let's wait until we make money."
"You are stupid, I have it." Li Haoran shouted, "Two brothers, what's mine is yours. We can come together, I'll treat you!"
Wu Ming smiled and said, "How about you guys go together? I'll go back to sleep. Remember, you still have to run around naked in school. Choose a time and I'll call the school reporter. Then you'll be famous."
Li Haoran said anxiously: "No, it's not enough for me to beg you. Let's put the streaking thing aside for now. What's important is the happiness of our brothers. Let's go. I said I'd treat you. Don't be shy, I'm very generous."
Wu Ming was speechless. Li Haoran was not ordinary thick-skinned. He was stingy in the dormitory. He was reluctant to buy toothpaste. He could wear the wrong underwear, and the underwear after wearing it was his.
Unable to withstand Li Haoran's threat of death, Wu Ming had no choice but to follow him. If he didn't go, Wu Ming still wouldn't know why Li Haoran was bothering him.
Walking to the girls' dormitory, Binglan shouted: "Wait a minute, I'll go up and get something!"
When Binglan disappeared from sight, Wu Ming said: "What do you want, Murong Xue, you want to pursue me, Binglan seems to be interesting to you. How many people do you like? This is not an online novel, there are sex everywhere, your domineering personality is exposed
, there are countless beauties posting about it.”
Li Haoran said indifferently: "Why not? Do you like Binglan?"
"Not interested. Why do you ask?"
"No, it's okay, you don't like it, I like it. Don't let anyone else take advantage of it. I'll take it first. Murong Xue can't catch up. Binglan will do it too. They are all school belle-level beauties, and their strategic reserves are always good!" Li Haoran was shameless.
He said, staring closely at the entrance of the girls' dormitory. Many of the girls coming and going were dressed in very eye-catching ways, with short vests, miniskirts, and underwear looming in white clothes. Some even underwear could be clearly seen. Li Haoran was fascinated by what he saw. Wu Ming
I wish I could be thousands of miles away from Li Haoran, draw a clear line and never have contact with each other till death, so as not to tarnish my innocence.
"Wow, that girl's butt is so round," Li Haoran waved and shouted, which made the girls around him full of disgust and disdain. However, he was completely unaware and did not hear Wu Ming's voice. He only saw Wu Ming walking away and shouting swaggeringly.
, "Hurry up, that woman is about to go in. It's your fault if you don't look at her. She doesn't have a good figure. I wonder if she has a boyfriend?"
Facing the intimidating looks from other girls, Wu Ming wanted to scare Li Haoran to death and then find a hole in the ground to crawl in.
When it comes to having the thickest face in the world, Li Haoran dares to say he is second. No one dares to say he is first.
"How could this person do this?" a girl said angrily. "On, baby!"
"Pah!" Li Haoran's vulgarity was rewarded with an angry slap from the girl.
Li Haoran touched his face, walked slowly to Wu Ming, and asked strangely: "Did I do anything wrong?"
Wu Ming wanted to escape, but Li Haoran kept following him, watching eagerly, and said bravely: "Have you done this before?"
"Often, girls from Shanghai Jiao Tong University are more conservative." Li Haoran sighed, "It's a miserable life."
Wu Ming thought he knew Li Haoran's Yin-dang surname very well, but the more he got in touch with him, the more he realized that Li Haoran was like a bottomless pool, and his Yin-dang could not find an end at all.
At this time, Binglan came downstairs, and Lu Xiaoman was beside her. Lu Xiaoman was a little shy and reserved.
"Let's go, let's go together." Binglan smiled, "Besides, Xiaoman doesn't have any objections, right?"
"No objection, it would be better if we call a few more girls." Li Haoran chuckled.
Binglan sneered: "It's better if you are a boy, and the others are girls?"
Li Haoran couldn't hear Binglan's coldness and said with a smile: "That's okay, but Wu Ming and I are blessed and share the same hardships, so how can we bear to abandon him."
Li Haoran said it as if he was the protagonist. If Wu Ming hadn't been willing to follow, Binglan would have kicked Li Haoran away immediately to avoid being an eyesore.
Wu Ming smiled bitterly and said, "Thank you for your kindness."
Several people walked out of the school gate and headed to Carrefour. Carrefour had student demonstrations in the past two years, and the front door had some black marks. Only the side door near the elevator was open.
While shopping, Lu Xiaoman said nothing. The person who talked the most was Li Haoran. This guy liked to show off and wanted to tell what he knew. But most of his words sounded like bragging. He said that when he was thirteen years old,
We killed a wild boar weighing more than two hundred kilograms, and we also caught a ten kilogram cobra and roasted it.
Everyone was speechless, as if they didn't hear anything. Li Haoran showed off his talent in poetry by the way, and his seven-character quatrains were very connotative. When Wu Ming saw Li Haoran, his saliva flew up, and sweat appeared on his forehead.
"I'll read a poem to you to avoid boredom and loneliness." Li Haoran cleared his throat and said, "The fragrant and cold golden cat was rolled over by the red waves. When I got up, I combed my hair. Ren Bao's dowry was covered with dust and he went to the curtain hook. He was afraid of parting.
Suffering, there are so many things that I can't even talk about."
After reading the entire poem, Li Haoran said proudly: "How is it? How did I write it?"
Wu Ming had seen shameless people before, but he had never seen anyone as shameless as Li Haoran. He deliberately walked half a step behind for fear of seeing Li Haoran's face. Binglan and Lu Xiaoman burst into laughter.
Binglan probed: "Did you write it?"
"Of course, I haven't written many poems in my life, but this one is considered the best." Li Haoran sighed, "Every time I think about that time, I feel sad. When my first love left me, I remember this one. I'm really ashamed!"
"This seems to be a word, not a poem?" Lu Xiaoman glanced at Wu Ming and whispered.
Li Haoran's expression remained unchanged, and he nodded: "Yes, it's just a word. I made a slip of the tongue just now. Who doesn't make mistakes? Saints also make mistakes sometimes, right? So my mistakes can be forgiven."
"Did you really write it?" Binglan wanted to confirm again, holding back her laughter.
Li Haoran opened his eyes wide and said displeasedly: "This classmate, you are doubting my ability. It is a great insult for a man's ability to be doubted. You can doubt my character, but you cannot doubt my ability.
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Everyone was defeated. Binglan sighed: "The lyrics written by Li Qingzhao are exactly the same?"
Li Haoran's old face was slightly red. Even though he was the most shameless person in the world, he couldn't stand the contemptuous looks of everyone. He originally thought that students didn't like Tang poetry and Song lyrics, so he took out the words he had memorized for several days to show off. Who knew that people didn't know how to do it?
You know. This time I stole the chicken but lost the rice. I was embarrassed and was thrown into my grandma's house.
Li Haoran said: "Really? It might be a coincidence. I didn't expect that what I wrote would be echoed by Li Qingzhao. It's really not easy. I think Li Qingzhao may have traveled through time, and it was one of you who traveled back through time."
"Haha!" Even Lu Xiaoman couldn't help laughing. Binglan held her stomach and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.
"Reminiscing about playing the flute on the Phoenix stage," Li Haoran started to show off again and said, "This poem has a very high level, which ordinary people cannot understand. The feeling of missing me, every time I walk under the moonlight and look up at the sky, I can't help but burst into tears.
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"I particularly like the word "blow flute", which is very poetic, connects the past and the next, and creates a precedent. The ancient flute and the current flute..." Li Haoran kept chattering.
Wu Ming quickly kicked Li Haoran and said softly: "Pay attention to the occasion."
Li Haoran shouted: "Look, you have dirty thoughts. Wherever you want to go, I'm talking about noble art. Now society will become complicated only if there are more people with complex thoughts like you. Those who are scholars, just
Only when you have a pure mind and a pure soul can you make contributions. Socialist modernization needs us, and you cannot degenerate. Especially the erosion of European and American Japanese culture."
Wu Ming was speechless. I don’t know anyone who just watches European and American love action movies, and laments that there are no good movies in China all day long.
At this moment, Wu Ming caught a glimpse of two familiar figures in a corner not far away. Binglan and Lu Xiaoman also saw them, and looked at each other with incredible expressions in their eyes.
