"It's so big and stiff, no wonder the buttons will fall apart!"
After walking out of the office, Chen Nan sighed with some evil in his heart. As soon as he walked outside the classroom, he saw a big fat man standing outside the door, who seemed to be standing for punishment.
As soon as he saw Chen Nan coming over, the big fat man's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he was seeing an idol, and he said excitedly: "Master, you are so awesome, I admire you so much."
Chen Nan was stunned for a moment, "What? Master?"
"Yes, you are my master." Fatty said with excitement on his face: "Others in the class think you are a fool, that's why you dare to go against Xiao Jiji, but I think you must be an expert and bold.
Hehe, just accept me as your disciple!"
"Idiot? What a fucking bitch!" Chen Nan stared, "Who the hell said I was a fool? I am so handsome, do I look like a fool?"
The fat man looked helpless, "Except me... everyone else says you are stupid."
"A bunch of blind people."
Chen Nan cursed and asked casually: "How did you get punished to stand?"
"I have too much flesh on my face and my eyes are too small to open. The teacher insisted that I was sleeping." The fat man said helplessly.
"Is this okay?"
Chen Nan looked at the fat man's thin eyes and felt helpless.
"It's because I'm so fat that my eyes are covered by my flesh." The fat man sighed and said, "Actually, when I was a kid, my eyes were really big and I was very handsome. People said I looked like Andy Lau!
"
"Do you dare to brag any louder?"
The fat man scratched his head and said, "Hey, I made a mistake. In fact, I was more handsome than Andy Lau when I was a kid."
"..."
Chen Nan was completely speechless. He didn't expect there was anyone in the world who was thicker-skinned than him. At this moment, his cell phone suddenly rang.
Frowning, he took it out and saw that it was Su Qingqing.
Chen Nan glanced inside the classroom through the window and didn't see Su Qingqing's shadow, so he answered the phone, "Qingqing, where have you been?"
Su Qingqing did not answer, but said in an awkward tone: "Idiot, you... where are you?"
"Outside the classroom."
"I'm in the toilet..." Su Qingqing seemed a little hesitant, and after a while she said: "Silly man, I... I accidentally dropped that into the toilet pit. Go to the market and buy a pack for me.
"
Chen Nan was stunned for a moment, "That? What is that?"
"that is……"
Su Qingqing felt a little embarrassed to say it. Only now did she remember that Chen Nan was a guy who didn't even know a thong. If he didn't explain it clearly, he would definitely not be able to understand it. Su Qingqing gritted her teeth, "It's just...it's just for us girls."
That one!"
Chen Nan was still confused, "What on earth is that?"
"I..." Su Qingqing was about to cry but had no tears.
If other classmates were not still in class, she would never call Chen Nan for such a thing, "You are really an idiot, you are just...wei...wei...wei."
"You could have just said no earlier. If you have to say that, how do I know which one it is?"
Chen Nan sighed, feeling helpless. Ever since he made a fool of himself in class, Su Qingqing's name for him changed from "Brother Pure" to "Idiot", which made him feel very unhappy.
Su Qingqing in the toilet was speechless for a while. Although she was a bit unruly, she was a girl after all. How could she be embarrassed to speak directly about such a thing?
"Go back quickly and just buy small packages."
"no problem."
Chen Nan hung up the phone and before he could turn around, the fat man next to him hurriedly asked: "Master, who is Qingqing in your mouth? Could it be the beauty of Soochow University?"
"It's Su Qingqing, what's wrong?"
The fat man immediately drooled all over the floor and said excitedly: "She actually took the initiative to call you? Master, you are indeed my idol. You are so awesome. Why is she looking for you?"
"I'm so handsome, of course he wants to chase me." Chen Nan said.
The fat man almost fell to the ground. He looked at Chen Nan with a look of disbelief on his face, plucked his ears and said, "Did I hear you right? Su Qingqing wants to chase you?"
"Isn't that right? She just called me to ask me to have dinner with her at noon. I didn't agree, but I guess she will come to ask me out later." Chen Nan said calmly, not blushing at all.
The fat man was stunned, looking at Chen Nan stupidly, and did not come back to his senses for a long time.
Su Qingqing is the school beauty recognized by all the boys in the school. There are not only a thousand but also eight hundred boys who want to chase her, but none of them end in failure! And now, Su Qingqing wants to chase Chen Nan? And Chen Nan hasn't agreed yet?
The fat man felt that this world was too outrageous. Chen Nan deserved to be struck by lightning. How could he let such a stunning beauty meet for dinner?
"Master, you are worse than a beast!"
The fat man muttered, but when he raised his head, he found that Chen Nan was already ten meters away.
When he was about to approach the door of the teacher's office, Chen Nan suddenly stopped. Lan Yuqin was in the office now, and it was really not easy to slip under her nose!
After Chen Nan took a deep breath, he took long strides and rushed over.
However, the moment he rushed over
"Chen Nan, where are you going if you don't have class? Stop, stop!" Lan Yuqin in the office quickly stood up and chased after her.
