Chen Nan really wanted to scold them. As a high-quality modern young man, how could he watch a movie without closing the door?
But then I thought about it, if I closed the door, I wouldn’t be able to see it.?? ? ? w?w?w?.
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Chen Nan sighed and said: "I am also from this dormitory. I just came in and saw you guys looking at each other in rapt attention, so I didn't have the nerve to interrupt, so I just followed and admired it for a while."
Hearing Chen Nan's words, the two guys looked at each other.
After a while, the two guys stood up with excitement on their faces, held Chen Nan's hand and said, "Brother, you are such a close friend!"
Chen Nan laughed and said, "My name is Chen Nan. I have two major hobbies: picking up girls and drinking."
"Haha, brother, we have the same goals, but I have one more hobby than you." The burlier guy rubbed his fists and said, "Fighting is actually one of the great pleasures of life."
fight?
Chen Nan smiled bitterly, he was too embarrassed to talk about killing people!
Zhuge Liang on the side stared at this burly guy, knocked him aside and said: "I introduced him for a long time and didn't even say his name. Do you have any common sense?" Then he looked at Chen Nan and said: "This guy's name is
Zhang Fei, I usually call him a big fool, he is just a rough guy, he is incomparable to gentle people like us."
Zhang Fei?
Chen Nan was instantly confused.
What happened to this dormitory? It didn't matter if Zhuge Liang appeared, but now Zhang Fei also appeared. The remaining one couldn't be Guan Yu or Liu Bei, right?
After Zhuge Liang stopped talking, Zhang Fei rolled his eyes, then stuck out his butt, knocking Zhuge Liang aside, and cursed: "You who write pornographic books, don't get embarrassed here, be careful, I will go to the Internet Police Detachment to sue you."
!”
"Write pornographic... books?"
Chen Nan looked at Zhuge Liang with some confusion.
Zhuge Liang raised his foot and kicked Zhang Fei on the butt, and cursed: "I just ignored this stupid guy and forgot to introduce myself. I, Zhuge Liang, am from Nanyang City. I have three hobbies: picking up girls, drinking, and writing, and..."
Before Zhuge Liang finished speaking, Zhang Fei on the side shouted: "Come on, military advisor, stop pretending, can you call what you wrote? Even if you call it that, you have to add the word "yellow" in front of it.
"
Zhuge Liang suddenly jumped up and cursed: "Fuck, what I wrote was about love, not lust!"
"Love? I love your sister. What you wrote is the love action on the bed."
"Damn, I never write sex scenes!"
"Anyway, you're the one who writes pornographic books."
"Hold!"
"It's useless for you to fuck me. You're also writing pornographic books."
"..."
After looking at the two arguing guys, Chen Nan finally figured out something. Zhuge Liang's hobby was writing, while Zhang Fei said he wrote pornographic books.
"Brother, what's the name of the book you wrote? I'll go read it first, and then I'll give you a review." Chen Nan said.
Zhuge Liang's chest puffed up and he said: "The school beauty's personal crazy young man!"
Hearing these words, Chen Nan suddenly raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise: "Your pen name is Dugu Passing Water?"
"Well……"
Zhuge Liang scratched his head: "You...how do you know?"
"Hold!"
Chen Nan cursed loudly.
He has read this book and has been reading it. The update rate is extremely slow!
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Zhuge Liang looked at Chen Nan confused and asked.
"I've read your book," Chen Nan said.
Upon hearing this, Zhuge Liang suddenly became excited and asked quickly: "Then you can give me a review quickly. That book is not a pornographic book, right?"
Chen Nan lit up a cigarette, took a deep puff, and said angrily: "Your second uncle's book is not yellow, but if you update it sooner, I will die. I am impatient to wait!"
Zhuge Liang suddenly lacked confidence: "Ahem, it's really not my fault. I am naturally slow at coding, and I can't afford to hurt someone with a weak hand..."
"Fuck you sister, you're lazy and still pretending to be cool!" Chen Nan threw a cigarette to him.
Zhuge Liang finally took a puff on his cigarette, grabbed the mouse and said, "Okay, okay, I'll update it starting tonight. As for now, I'll watch a movie before talking."
Chen Nan puffed out the cigarette, threw the cigarette case on the table, and said, "Good guy, relax in the island style."
Zhang Fei said depressedly: "No, why do you want to see Matsushima Feng? All of hers are coded, so I'm not interested."
Chen Nan sighed and said in an indifferent tone: "Do you just stare at the bottom when watching movies? What's there to see? You don't know how to appreciate art at all. You don't care whether she has coded or not, just look at her breasts and her face.
Just look at the waist and legs, and listen to her scream, it’s so **!"
Zhang Fei said: "Dude, what we are watching is a pornographic film, not a catwalk show. You just look at her face? Is it interesting?"
"Fuck, stop talking nonsense, look at the wind in Songdao, I'll treat you to a drink this afternoon." Chen Nan said.
Zhang Fei slapped the table and shouted excitedly: "You should have said it earlier, brother, this is what I have been waiting for."
Chen Nan gave him the middle finger.
The player was turned on, and Zhuge Liang also came over.
The three of them sat side by side at the desk, staring at the screen with six eyes.
A woman's scream was heard, and the film got straight to the point at the beginning, but at this critical moment
"Bang!"
A loud noise was heard, and the door of the dormitory, which was originally unlocked, was kicked open.
"Ding-deng-deng..."
There was a sound of footsteps, and a dozen boys rushed in from outside. All of them looked unhappy, and one of them had a bruised nose and face.
Seeing these twelve people rushing in, Zhang Fei stood up suddenly, glared hard at the guy with a bruised nose and swollen face, and cursed: "Your uncle, the previous lessons were not enough, right? You even found a damn guy
Come help the thugs."
At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also stood up depressedly and walked to Zhang Fei's side.
"Is there a conflict?" Chen Nan looked at Zhang Fei and asked.
Zhang Fei glanced at the twelve people in front of him, pointed at the guy with a bruised nose and face, and said, "I beat up this grandson downstairs just now. This matter has nothing to do with you, so don't get involved."
Chen Nan reached out and patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Do you think my brother is a coward?"
Zhang Fei turned his head, glanced at Chen Nan's eyes, then nodded and stretched out a hand.
At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also stretched out their hands, and the three of them held their hands together.
Chen Nan laughed and said: "Good gay friends, we should watch movies together, drink wine together, fight together, have sex with girls... I'll go out alone."
"Fuck! Contempt!"
At the same time, the twelve people on the opposite side all had pale faces, and their eyes were almost bursting with fire.
As the saying goes, there is strength in numbers!
But now, with so many people knocking on the door, these three ignorant people are still so indifferent and don't take them seriously at all. How can they not be angry? How can they not be angry!
