"My beautiful senior Xiaoyu, what are you doing?" Chen Nan answered the phone and said with a smile.
Yi Xiaoyu smiled and asked: "It's nothing, what are you doing?"
"In the dormitory, I'm watching... a movie with two gay guys." Chen Nan hesitated for a moment, but after all, he still didn't have the nerve to say that he was watching that kind of movie...
"What time of the year are you watching a movie? You don't have lunch?" Yi Xiaoyu hesitated for a while and continued: "You probably don't know where the cafeteria is yet. I'm waiting for you below your dormitory. Come down quickly.
, I’ll take you there.”
"this……"
Chen Nan felt a little worried.
Yi Xiaoyu was really enthusiastic about him, and he took such care of her not long after they met.
But now if I go to the cafeteria with her, what will I do if I miss my four wives? Is it possible that I won’t have lunch with them?
Yi Xiaoyu could naturally feel that Chen Nan was hesitating and said quickly: "If you have something to do, forget it. The canteen is not far anyway. You will know by asking others then."
"Thank you, senior sister." Chen Nan said.
He also wanted to go have dinner with the beautiful woman, but he couldn't leave his four wives alone. Compared to the senior sister he had just met, the four wives certainly held more weight in his heart.
"You're welcome, as a friend, you should."
Yi Xiaoyu sounded slightly disappointed and said, "Then I'll go have a meal first and contact you later."
"Okay, goodbye, senior sister," Chen Nan said.
"Bye-Bye."
Yi Xiaoyu hung up the phone.
As soon as Chen Nan put down his cell phone, Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei immediately came up to him and asked impatiently: "What's going on, brother? You hooked up with your senior sister when you first came here? Are you so awesome?"
Chen Nan slapped his chest and raised his head: "Nothing else, he's just so awesome!"
The two guys were full of excitement, and Zhang Fei was drooling: "Why didn't I meet my senior sister when I first came here? Brother, please tell me, what is this senior sister's name? Do you have a photo? Take it.
Come out and let me see you."
Chen Nan smiled helplessly: "My name is Yi Xiaoyu, but I just met her, so I don't have any photos."
Although a group photo was taken at that time, it was taken with Yi Xiaoyu's mobile phone, and Chen Nan did not have a photo here.
"Yi Xiaoyu!"
The two guys looked at each other and exclaimed: "Isn't she the school beauty? What does she want from you?"
Chen Nan turned his head and glanced at the two of them, and said, "Ask me to go to dinner!"
"I asked you to have dinner! Then why did you refuse?"
"Is there a problem with this?"
Zhang Fei shouted: "You even refused the school beauty's date. Damn it, God, please strike down this pretentious person with a thunderbolt!"
"Is it possible that there are two Yi Xiaoyus in this school?" Zhuge Liang said, hurriedly tapping on the computer keyboard, entered the campus forum, opened a post and said: "Brother, look at this school beauty list.
Is the third Yi Xiaoyu the one you know?"
There is even a ranking list of school beauties?
Chen Nan is really speechless. These students nowadays don't study hard and do all these messy things all day long. What will they do after graduation?
The future of our motherland is worrying!
Chen Nan shook his head and sighed. In fact, he himself was also such a person.
Looking at the computer, I saw that there was a photo of Yi Xiaoyu in this post, but Chen Nan shook his head: "Who took this photo? The skills are really poor. The real person is much more beautiful than this."
"More beautiful than... than in the photo?" Zhang Fei's mouth watered.
Zhuge Liang pushed him away and said angrily: "Look at your virtues. You are so embarrassed just by looking at a photo. You are simply insulting the name of General Zhang."
"Fuck, you're a pornographic writer, you won't accept a duel!"
"Let's fight one on one, no one is afraid of whom!"
Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Come on, let's show your arms and see who is stronger and has the guts to fight!"
"Reckless man, your brute strength is of no use, but you have the guts to fight with me."
"..."
Listening to these two guys shouting non-stop, Chen Nan smiled bitterly and said: "Military advisor, pig butchers, you are all the same, so there is no need to distinguish between superiors and inferiors, right?"
Zhang Fei's eyes bulged and he said: "Damn, how did I become a pig butcher?"
Chen Nan shrugged and said calmly: "Before Zhang Fei met Liu Bei, wasn't he just a butcher who killed pigs?"
Zhang Fei was speechless.
Chen Nan grabbed the mouse, rummaged through the campus forum, and asked, "Has anyone mentioned a girl named Chu Wenrou here?"
"Chu Rourou!?"
Both guys jumped and stood up suddenly.
Chen Nan nodded: "Yes, it's Chu Wenrou, what's wrong?"
He just wanted to find some information about Chu Wenrou and lay the foundation for dating her, but he didn't expect the two guys to react so fiercely.
"Why are you asking about her? According to the forum, with Chu Wenrou's character, she is simply not a woman." Zhuge Liang said.
Chen Nan asked: "What did you say?"
"They say she smokes, drinks, gambles and fights, is uneducated, and often bullies boys. She is notorious in school. She has four of the five evil deeds of eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, and smoking, so she is just shy of being a prostitute.
"
Chen Nan was speechless. This information was of no use to him in trying to pick her up!
He quickly asked: "Then does anyone know her weaknesses, or what kind of men she likes?"
The two guys turned around stupidly: "What do you want to do by asking these questions?"
Chen Nan's tiger body trembled, his eyes looked up at the roof at a 45-degree angle, his eyes were firm, showing infinite perseverance, and he said unhurriedly: "Damn, I want to pick her up."
thump……
The two guys sat down on the stool and almost fell to their knees in shock.
After a while, Zhuge Liang stood up and persuaded: "Brother, life is beautiful, why can't you think about it?"
"Who the hell can't think about it? Don't you think it's exciting to date a woman like this?" Chen Nan searched the forum and found many posts about Chu Wenrou.
But what disappointed him was that
These posts are all made by boys who have been bullied by Chu Wenrou. They come up to talk to each other and warn everyone not to provoke Chu Wenwen just because she is small, and don't even try to flirt with her, otherwise they will die miserably.
.
Zhang Fei sighed: "Brother, you have also seen that Chu Wenwen is not someone who can be picked up by anyone. Just give up. Besides, your senior sister Yi Xiaoyu is more beautiful than Chu Wenwen. Why don't you pick her up?"
Chen Nan shook his head, looked deeply, and said: "I came to Ningda for only one purpose, and that is to pick up Chu Wenrou, I must pick her up!"
Both guys were speechless.
After being silent for a long time, they all gave a thumbs up and said: "Brother, you are awesome, I really admire your courage to commit suicide!"
Chen Nan was about to despise these two cowards who were afraid of women, but then Su Qingqing called. Chen Nan quickly answered the call and asked: "Dear wife, do you miss me? Let's go to dinner together?"
