Zhuge Liang's eyes shone: "How did you know she was a beauty?"
"I heard that she seems to be from a high school. I'm not sure about the details, but I'm sure she's definitely a beauty.
said.
Zhuge Liang frowned and said angrily: "You're a pig-killer, are you cheating on me? A high school teacher is also a civil servant after all. With the country's iron rice bowl, how could she come to the university to be a counselor who doesn't even have a formal teacher establishment!
"
Counselors are not considered formal teachers.
In general universities, counselors are young teachers who have just entered the profession or fresh graduates.
After all, counselors do not need to teach. The main purpose of this profession is probably to serve as a link between students and schools.
Would a formal high school teacher be foolish enough to become a counselor in college?
Not only Zhuge Liang didn't believe it, but Chen Nan and Gao Fushuai didn't believe it either, because no matter from the perspective of salary or future, a counselor could not compare with a formal high school teacher.
"This is reliable news I got yesterday. If you don't believe me, you can just ask later and find out." Zhang Fei said with great certainty.
Zhuge Liang sighed and said: "If this is really the case, our beautiful counselor is probably brain-burned."
"In my opinion, this beautiful counselor is probably here for love." Gao Laoniu analyzed and said: "According to my estimation, it must be her boyfriend or husband who teaches in our university, otherwise she would not have done this.
This is a stupid thing to do, so don't expect it, she must be a famous woman and have her husband."
Butcher Zhang puffed out his smoke and shouted: "So what, as long as you swing the hoe well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down!"
Military Advisor Zhuge immediately agreed, nodded and said: "The killing of pigs makes sense."
"Sure enough, the heroes see the same thing." Butcher Zhang looked proud.
Gao Laoniu sneered: "Two well-dressed beasts, you are like a nest of snakes and rats, working together in collusion and having no shame."
Zhuge Liang's eyes widened and he cursed: "I'll strangle him. The pig-killer will burst his anus."
"good!"
Butcher Zhang agreed wholeheartedly, but then he cursed: "Fuck, my thing is too long. I'd probably put a bullet in it and it would come out directly from his mouth. You better go ahead."
Zhuge Liang straightened his back and said, "How dare you? Can you be the leader of our military division?"
"Fuck, if you don't want to accept it, take it off and compete!"
"Nah, who are you afraid of?" Zhuge Liang reached out to unbuckle his belt.
Butcher Zhang glared, not to be outdone, he reached out to unbuckle his belt and shouted: "Whoever is short will pop the old cow's anus!"
Gao Laoniu was shocked and turned pale. He quickly wrapped his body tightly with a quilt, leaving only his head outside. He said timidly: "No, no, Ya Zhudie..."
Chen Nan looked on and was completely speechless.
It’s true that birds of a feather flock together. The people in this whole dormitory are all funny.
Shaking his head with a wry smile, Chen Nan walked to the window.
When he heard them talking about the high school teacher just now, he couldn't help but think of Lan Yuqin. When they left last time, Lan Yuqin had said that she would give him a surprise when school started. Now that school has started, he hasn't found Lan Yuqin yet.
What is Yuqin’s surprise?
Taking out her cell phone, Chen Nan dialed Lan Yuqin's number.
"Why did you remember to call the teacher?" Lan Yuqin's laughter came from over there.
Chen Nan smiled awkwardly and said: "As the saying goes, one day is like three autumns. I haven't seen you for a long time, teacher. I miss you very much, so I just called to chat."
"Stop talking nonsense." Lan Yuqin said, "What are you doing?"
Chen Nan said: "I just finished reporting yesterday. I'm in the dormitory now, waiting for the class meeting later."
Lan Yuqin smiled and said: "Go early when the class meeting is held, so as not to leave a bad impression on the counselor."
"Don't worry, after your careful teaching, I am no longer the bad student who was late and skipped classes every day. I am now..."
Chen Nan wanted to continue, but Lan Yuqin interrupted him. He smiled and said, "Come on, don't brag about it. How can I not know about your nature of skipping classes every day and refusing to accept punishment?"
Chen Nan chuckled: "Teacher, you still understand me."
"Well, if I don't know you, how can I manage you?" Lan Yuqin said.
Chen Nan sighed and said from the bottom of his heart: "To be honest, although I will still be on campus in the future, I may not be used to it because you often call me to the office to talk without a teacher."
Lan Yuqin said: "Now you know that the teacher takes care of you for your own good?"
"this……"
Chen Nan coughed dryly: "I just feel that fighting with you would be endless fun."
"you……"
Lan Yuqin burst into laughter, this guy is always so crooked.
Chen Nan also smiled and asked: "Teacher, you seemed to have said last time that you would give me a surprise when I enter college. Where is this surprise? I just couldn't find it."
"The secret must not be leaked, you will know it soon." Lan Yuqin said.
Chen Nan scratched his head: "When is it soon?"
"Do you think I will tell you the specific time? Don't even think about it. It will be soon anyway." Lan Yuqin said with a smile, and it could be heard that she was really happy.
"Just tell me a specific time, you won't make me wait until the end of time, right?" Chen Nan said with a bitter smile.
"Well..."
After Lan Yuqin pondered for a long time, he said: "I still can't tell you, well, I have something to do now, so I won't tell you now."
Chen Nan was helpless and said with a wry smile: "Okay, okay, boss, you are busy. Goodbye, boss."
Lan Yuqin smiled, said something glib, and hung up the phone.
At this time, the two funny guys, Zhuge Military Advisor and Zhang Butcher, had already finished the bird-length comparison and were looking in the mirror to adjust their posture, saying they wanted to leave a good impression on the beautiful counselor.
Chen Nan walked over and shook his head: "Stop it, it's useless no matter how you style yourself if you are ugly. A handsome guy like me will still be charming even if he shaves his head, even if he is surrounded by millions of people."
Even if you are in the middle, you can be seen by beautiful women at a glance. This is called aura, do you understand?"
Butcher Zhang patted his chest and said, "Main, height is the key. No matter when and where you are, you can always be seen by beautiful women first."
As soon as these words came out.
Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang were okay, but it was undoubtedly a critical blow for Gao Laoniu, who shouted: "Fuck you, go to the classroom quickly. A few gays were chatting around in the dormitory.
Why not go to the classroom and see if there are any beautiful female classmates? I still need a girlfriend."
"Let's go, let's pick up girls!"
Butcher Zhang shouted excitedly and walked out.
This guy gets more excited than anyone else when it comes to girls, but when he's in front of girls, he doesn't dare to hook up with her. He's a typical sullen coquettish guy.
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