"Come, let me kiss me first. Net w? W w. 8 ?," Chen Nan bowed his head and kissed her mouth.
Chu Wenrou had a weird look on her face and quickly pushed him away and said coquettishly: "Don't be like this. I'm shy. With so many people watching, I'll be laughed at."
"If any of them dares to laugh, I'll knock out his teeth and make him unable to eat." Chen Nan said and kissed her lips again.
"Don't be like this." Chu Wenrou dodged again, lowering her head with a shy look: "Brother Nan, please bear with me, my face is red, I will let you kiss me enough when I get home."
Chen Nan frowned and said, "Are you trying to trick me?"
When Chu Wenrou heard this, her face suddenly became sad. She rubbed her eyes vigorously, but she couldn't shed tears: "It's so sad. I figured it out last night. I stayed here early in the morning and asked you regardless of face.
Courtship, how can you doubt my feelings for you?"
Chen Nan didn't know whether what she said was true or not, so he could only touch her head and comfort her: "I was wrong. Don't be angry. I will definitely accompany you well tonight."
"Brother Nan, I love you so much. I'll be waiting for you tonight."
Chu Wenrou cast a wink at him with a happy face, but there was no trace of charm or tenderness in this stiff look.
Chen Nan said: "Why wait until night? How about we go to your house now?"
As long as Chen Nan can get things done, the sooner the better.
"Why are you so anxious? They have already promised you, are you still afraid that I will run away?" Chu Wenrou gently hit him on the chest, pointed to the teaching building and said: "I have to go back to class. I'm here.
I’ll contact you then.”
"That's fine, I'll do whatever you want."
Chen Nan was too anxious to eat hot tofu, and there was nothing he could do. After watching Chu Wenrou leave, he turned around and ran into the dormitory building.
Back in the dormitory, the three guys were there.
However, what made Chen Nan depressed was that as soon as he opened the door, he felt a breath of air rushing towards his face, and then he heard a woman's irritating scream coming from the external speaker of the laptop.
There is no doubt that these three beasts are studying "yellow" culture again.
Chen Nan was really heartbroken to see these three guys being so ungrateful and unable to hold up the wall.
Brother, brother, how could you be so depraved!
Smashing his fist on the door panel, Chen Nan walked over and knocked on the table and cursed: "He said you were beasts and even insulted the word beast. You didn't study hard in broad daylight, but you hid in the dormitory and watched.
Are porn films shameful? Are they dirty or not? Is it worthy of the tuition fees paid by your parents, and worthy of the party and the people?"
The three guys turned their heads to look at Chen Nan, then ignored him and continued watching the video.
After a while, Zhuge Liang shook his head and said leisurely: "This is a woman's opinion. A real man should take it as his own duty to read all the pornographic films in the world."
Chen Nanang held out his chest, as if he were a gentleman: "Vulgar, if all our Chinese college students are like you, then the future of our motherland will be doomed!"
Butcher Zhang said depressedly: "How can you die if you don't pretend to be a pervert?"
Chen Nan's face was full of disdain: "The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan!"
Listening to Chen Nan's words of benevolence, righteousness and morality, he almost elevated himself to the position of a saint. Zhuge Liang on the side couldn't stand listening any more. He turned around and looked at Chen Nan with a depressed face and said: "This girl has a pretty face and a very thin waist."
,The legs are very long.”
Thin waist and long legs!
Chen Nan was sanctimonious and upright a moment ago.
But as soon as he heard this, he immediately rushed to the computer like a hungry wolf, almost holding the notebook in his arms, and cursed: "You should have told me earlier!"
The three guys rolled their eyes and felt dizzy.
"Don't you feel vulgar now?" Zhuge Liang said, holding his eyes.
Chen Nan lit a cigarette, stared at the monitor, and said without even turning his head: "How can such an elegant blockbuster be just vulgar?"
"Others say that a woman's face changes faster than turning the page in a book. I see you change your face even faster than a woman." Gao Laoniu, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help but mutter.
Turning his head and looking at Gao Laoniu, Chen Nan took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word. He said angrily: "Smoke your cigarette. You're still chattering while watching a movie. You're so stupid."
Yaxing."
Gao Laoniu was completely speechless.
He finally understood that this was the legendary beast in disguise!
Half an hour later, after the movie was over, Zhuge Liang asked: "Brother Lu Gui, what did you do yesterday? The brothers were planning to go out for a few drinks at night, but in the end they didn't even see your shadow. Where did you go to be cool?
?”
"I went home to pick up my wife." Chen Nan said.
Butcher Zhang asked: "Aren't Sister-in-law Mi and Sister-in-law Tian at school yesterday? Where else are you going to pick them up?"
Chen Nan sighed and said: "Of course it's the other one. I have so many wives, even if I accompany one every day, I won't be able to finish them all in a week. How can I have time to drink with you?"
Butcher Zhang and Zhuge Liang raised their middle fingers one after another, thinking that he was bragging.
Gao Laoniu said: "Without pictures and without the truth, I don't believe you can come up with photos if you have sailed on so many boats."
"Everything needs evidence. You are too rigid. No wonder you can't pick up girls." Chen Nan took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album and said, "Look, this is my junior sister, your elder sister-in-law, and this is Sister-in-law Qing."
, this is Sister-in-law Xin, this is Sister-in-law Yun, this is Sister-in-law Xiao, this is..."
Chen Nan flipped through the photos one by one. Before he could finish the introduction, Butcher Zhang shouted: "I'll kill you! Are they all real?"
Zhuge Liang and Gao Laoniu also looked at Chen Nan with shocked faces.
The beauties in these photos are all hugging Chen Nan, and their movements are very intimate, and it doesn't look fake.
Chen Nan glanced at them: "Is there any problem?"
The three guys were stunned. After a moment, their eyes shone brightly and they grabbed Chen Nan's arm: "Brother Nan, eldest brother, you are an idol! How on earth did you do it?"
"The key is to be handsome." Chen Nan shook his head.
The three guys looked at each other, one brought Chen Nan a cigarette, the other hurriedly lit it, and the other slapped his back, asking for advice on how to pick up girls.
Chen Nan nodded with satisfaction, took a deep breath of cigarette and said: "Actually, picking up girls is very simple. The key is to prescribe the right medicine, what kind of girl's personality, what method to use, let me give you an example, like...
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"For someone like me, what method should I use?"
A very pleasant voice came from the door, but the tone was full of anger.
The four people hurriedly turned their heads to take a look, and their faces turned pale in an instant.
I'm sorry. I'll remember the debt that exceeded 200 today and will pay it back. I'll cancel the new game tomorrow and I'll be too busy during this period. I can write all day tomorrow to pay off the debt. I have something to go out on the 3rd, so I'll be back in the evening.
Generally speaking, the number of updates this month will not be less than last month.
