After the two lingered for a while, it was already 8:30 in the morning, and Li Xiao reluctantly left Chen Nan's arms and drove away.
Looking at the Porsche 911 going away, Chen Nan sighed, and then drove the car to go home, but at this moment, Lan Yuqin called.
"Little bastard, where are you?"
Regarding Lan Yuqin's title, Chen Nan was helpless and said with a smile: "Little girl Lan, do you have anything to do with me?"
Lan Yuqin over there was stunned for a moment, and then said in a bad tone: "You don't want to hang out anymore, do you? How dare you talk to me like that."
"You can call me a bastard even if you are a teacher, why can't I call you little girl?" Chen Nan said with a smile, and sighed: "Could it be that only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps?"
"No big or small guy." Lan Yuqin laughed and scolded: "Where are you? I'll pick you up, my grandpa is still waiting at home!"
When Chen Nan heard this, she suddenly remembered that she had promised Lan Yuqin a few days ago to go to her house on weekends to treat her grandfather's injuries. "Oh, what a coincidence, I'm picking up girls!" Chen Nan said.
"I'm going to mess with you! Where are you?"
Not to mention how depressed Lan Yuqin was. After all, she was a teacher and a class teacher, but Chen Nan was not afraid of her at all, which made her feel very humiliated.
Chen Nan lit a cigarette and put one hand on the steering wheel, "I'm really picking up girls. I'm very busy. Can you please don't disturb me now?"
There was a creaking sound from the phone, which was obviously Lan Yuqin gritting her teeth, and then she was heard yelling: "You bastard, be more serious, believe it or not, I will punish you for pointing at the text!?"
"No, no, no, teacher, we are all civilized people and we speak the truth. It is wrong for you to be so hegemonic."
"Stop talking nonsense, where are you?"
Chen Nan glanced outside the car and said, "On Lanyuan Road."
"Wait, I'll pick you up." Lan Yuqin said angrily and hung up the phone.
“It’s endless fun to fight against the little blue girl!”
Chen Nan threw away the phone, put one foot on the car window, turned on the music and listened. Although the old car was a bit broken, it was equipped with a subwoofer, and the sound quality was quite shocking.
Ten minutes later, Chen Nan and Lan Yuqin arrived.
"You damn liar, where are you?"
As soon as Chen Nan answered the phone, Lan Yuqin's roaring voice came from inside.
"I'm on Lanyuan Road!"
"Fart, I've walked back and forth on this road several times and I haven't seen your ghost!" Lan Yuqin said angrily.
Chen Nan was a little helpless. She was lying in the car listening to music, but it was really difficult to find her.
"A black old Jetta, license plate number xxxxx. I'm in the car." After Chen Nan finished speaking, he hung up the phone and continued listening to music with a look of enjoyment on his face.
What's playing in the car now is the adapted version of the Divine Comedy, Love Business.
"I grabbed my breasts and tricked me into having sex. When I finally found out I was pregnant, I burst into tears. My hymen was no longer there and I didn't have my period. I finally found out why painless abortion is so expensive! When you first spread my legs, spread them apart.
Now they want me to have an abortion and have sex. You can come if you want to. No matter how high you get or how fast you ejaculate, your youth will never come back..."
Chen Nan leaned on his seat, squinted his eyes and smoked a cigarette. He was very fascinated by what he was listening to. He secretly sighed in his heart, the person who adapted this song is really a genius!
At this moment, Lan Yuqin had already arrived outside the car, staring at Chen Nan who was shaking his head inside with a face full of enjoyment. She stretched out her white jade hand mercilessly, pinched Chen Nan's ears and pinched them hard.
"Hiss..."
Chen Nan shivered in pain and hurriedly looked outside, only to see Lan Yuqin glaring at him with an angry face.
"Damn it, you lunatic, you're pulling my ears for free!"
Lan Yuqin kicked the car door, "You dead beast, you listen to such a dirty song, why don't you turn it off quickly!"
"Others dare to sing, why can't I listen?" Chen Nan shrugged and didn't care.
"you!"
Lan Yuqin choked on his words. Yes, others dared to sing it, why can't they listen to it?
"If you can't listen, you can't listen!" Lan Yuqin reached in again, "Asshole, if you don't turn it off, I'll pluck your ears off."
"shrew!"
Chen Nan was forced to change songs.
Lan Yuqin stared at him, clenched her pink fists, and was very angry. She had been teaching for several years, but she had never seen such an arrogant student who dared to call her a shrew to her face.
"Teacher, I know I'm handsome, but don't look at me like this, it makes me blush," Chen Nan said with a smile.
Lan Yuqin had the urge to beat him up, glared and said fiercely: "You obviously have a car, why do you need me to pick you up?"
"I didn't ask you to come, you said you wanted to pick me up."
"you!"
Lan Yuqin was speechless. It was indeed she who took the initiative to ask where Chen Nan was, "Follow me later, don't lose me!" After saying that, Lan Yuqin turned around and got into a Volkswagen Bora.
, drive and lead the way.
Lan Yuqin drove more politely, and Chen Nan followed her. The neither fast nor slow speed made him feel very uncomfortable. He had the idea of rushing up and knocking the butt of Lan Yuqin's car off, but he knew that if he did that,
, Lan Yuqin will definitely go berserk, so she can only hold back.
Not long after, the two came to a residential area.
After parking the car, Lan Yuqin glared and said, "Come on, come with me."
"Say, Lan Xiaoniu, I'm here to be a guest at your house. Can you please be kinder?"
"Asshole, what did you call me?"
Chen Nan turned his head and ignored her, ignoring her directly.
Lan Yuqin gritted her teeth and grabbed his arm, her eyes almost bursting with fire, "I'm talking to you, how dare you ignore me!"
"What you just called was an asshole, and I'm not an asshole. Why should I care about you?"
"You're an asshole!"
Lan Yuqin snorted coldly, turned around and walked away.
Chen Nan didn't bother to argue with her and followed her slowly. In his opinion, Lan Yuqin was not a teacher at all, but...a female hooligan.
After arriving at the door of the house, Lan Yuqin stopped and said, "My grandfather is a serious person. When you go in later, please don't talk nonsense, otherwise I will never be done with you."
"Don't worry, I won't talk nonsense." Chen Nan grinned and said, "The most I can do is file a lawsuit, saying that you bully students because you don't teach well in school."
"You dare! If you dare, I'll kill you!"
Lan Yuqin made a beheading gesture, then opened the door and walked in, "Grandpa, I'm back."
Chen Nan followed her in, but as soon as she entered the hall, her expression changed. At this moment, an old man of about eighty years old was sitting in the hall. He had a kind face and kind eyes, but the outline of his face was different from Huo Xinya's.
The middle-aged man in the painting is particularly similar!
Looking at the old man's face, Chen Nan gradually frowned.
