Chapter 209 You are more shameless than my mother!
Hearing Jiang Xiaomi's anxious voice, Chen Nan couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart. Not only did he not stop, but he even sped up.?
Jiang Xiaomi quickly took three steps and two steps at a time, and quickly chased Chen Nan, "Hey, hey, Chen, stop. Slow down, I can't catch up."
There are two staircases in the senior high school teaching building. One of them goes past the outside of Class 9's classroom and Lan Yuqin's office, while the other does not. Naturally, Chen Nan chose the "safer" one.
"Aren't you going? Why are you catching up again?" Chen Nan looked back at her.
Jiang Xiaomi rushed in front of him and gave him a fierce look, "You bastard, you will die if you give in. It would be so shameless for me to chase you out in front of so many people."
"You still know how to save face?" Chen Nan said with a smile.
Jiang Xiaomi put his hands on his hips and stared like a shrew, "What do you mean, bastard? Do you think I am as shameless as you and don't even want to lose face?"
"Then do you want me to go back now and apologize to you in front of all your classmates?"
"Okay, okay!" Jiang Xiaomi nodded fiercely.
"What a beautiful idea you have!" Chen Nan turned around and walked towards the stairs.
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned for a moment, then he chased after Chen Nan and punched Chen Nan in the back, "You bastard named Chen, you are playing with me again!"
Chen Nan's face was full of depression, and he shook his head and said: "What do you mean, I played with you again? I have never played with you before. You couldn't have been slept with by someone else. You didn't even know who the other person was, and you mistakenly thought it was me.
Right? "Playing? Sleeping?" Jiang Xiaomi suddenly woke up and said, "You are dirty and obscene. When I said you were playing, you didn't mean that."
"Then what do you mean?" Chen Nan also knew that she didn't mean that, and joked: "Usually I hear other people say slang, that playing with women means sleeping with women. If you say you are being played by me, aren't you unjustly accusing me of saying that you are sleeping with me?
Is it done?"
"You fart, I'm talking about playing, not sleeping!" Jiang Xiaomi didn't know how to explain, so he yelled: "In short, this game is not the other game!"
"Then you still haven't made it clear, what do you mean?"
Jiang Xiaomi was almost speechless and said: "I don't know what to say, it's not what I meant. Hey, slow down, I don't have as long legs as you..."
Since there was a guard guarding the school gate and they didn't have a leave request, they had no choice but to climb over the wall to get out.
Although Jiang Xiaomi is a woman, she is a man after all. She has done a lot of climbing over the wall before, so she is familiar with the road and does not need Chen Nan's help at all.
After leaving school, the two went to a coffee shop not far away.
After the two ordered coffee and sat down, Jiang Xiaomi put his elbows on the table, looked at Chen Nan with his hands on his chin, and said with a proud face: "Hey, tell me honestly, why did you invite me to drink coffee? Do you like me?"
Now, apologize for rejecting me before?"
Chen Nan shrugged, "Do you think it's possible?"
Jiang Xiaomi frowned, "Why is it impossible? I'm so beautiful and in good shape. I can help you stop drinking when you go out to parties. When you meet gangsters, I can help you fight and protect you!"
Chen Nan was speechless for a while, "Why didn't you tell me, your breasts are still so small!"
"Son of a bitch, are breasts so important?"
Jiang Xiaomi's face was full of depression. He looked down at his chest and cursed in his heart: You two are not up to par. I am not young anymore. You will die when you grow up!
"Nonsense! If a woman has no breasts, is she still a woman?" Chen Nan looked like an expert and said: "As the saying goes, women have two advantages, but they also have a loophole, while men have no advantages, but they have one advantage.
.If a woman doesn’t have those two advantages, she will only have one loophole left, so what’s the use?”
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned for a while, and it took him a while to react, "Damn, you are even more shameless than me."
"I'm not wrong, why am I so shameless?" Chen Nan said with a smile: "The revolutionary ancestors once said that we men should use our hard-working hands to smooth out the two advantages of women, and use our own strengths to block
Only in this way can society be harmonious and the motherland prosper. But if women have no advantages, where should we men put our hands?"
"Shameless and shameless, you are so shameless. I am so blind that I actually like you, a beast."
Chen Nan sighed, "Am I right?"
"Shut up!"
"Is that right or wrong?"
"To your sister."
Jiang Xiaomi was almost speechless. She had never seen such a shameless person. Just because her breasts were a little small, he actually told such a lot of shameless nonsense. He was simply a scum among the scum, but what about him?
Are you just attracted to this scumbag?
Could it be that... I am worse than a scumbag?
Jiang Xiaomi shook his head, hurriedly dispelling these messy thoughts, and said: "What do you want to do when you ask me out? If you want to confess your love, hurry up and don't upset me."
Chen Nan smiled awkwardly. He had rejected her before, but now he wanted to ask her for help. He was really embarrassed to speak.
"I... actually have something to ask for," Chen Nan said.
"Damn it, why did you invite me to drink coffee? It's really a weasel giving New Year greetings to a chicken. It's not a good intention." Jiang Xiaomi said with an unhappy face, then glanced at Chen Nan and said: "What's the matter? You
Let’s talk and listen first.”
Chen Nan told Jiang Xiaomi that she wanted to use the power of the Xinghai Alliance to find someone to work with.
After hearing what Chen Nan said, Jiang Xiaomi rolled his eyes and said with some pride: "Just tell my dad about such a small matter, but you have to agree to one condition."
Chen Nan felt happy, "No problem, what are the conditions? You tell me."
"So you agree?" Jiang Xiaomi said excitedly: "My conditions are very simple. As long as you obey me, I can say anything."
Chen Nan was immediately speechless. He could agree to anything, but this matter was difficult to handle.
After having a relationship with Li Xiao, he already felt very sorry for his junior sister. If he had anything to do with Jiang Xiaomi again, he would really have no way to explain it in the future.
Chen Nan sighed and said: "Sister, there are some things you may not know. I am actually good for nothing. I eat, drink, whore, gamble, cheat, kidnap and steal. I do all kinds of bad things. It is simply heinous and unconscionable. But you are a good girl.
Don’t stray into the wolf’s mouth because of your impulse!”
Jiang Xiaomi scratched his head, "Are you that bad?"
"Yes, I have!"
"Stop using these excuses to frustrate me. I will depend on you for the rest of my life." Jiang Xiaomi looked at him and said firmly: "Let me tell you something quickly. Did you obey me? Or did I obey?
