"What do you mean we hooked up? Don't you think I and he are a perfect match?"
Jiang Xiaomi strode in, staring at the mobile phone in front of them.??
That look seemed to say: If you dare to say no, I want you to look good!
Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie left school during their nap time and did not know about Jiang Xiaomi's confession.
Although they don't understand the specific story of the matter at the moment, they can basically guess from what Jiang Xiaomi just said that this savage woman and the eldest brother must have had an affair!
Absolutely!
"Yes, yes, sister Mi... no, my sister-in-law is right, you are simply like flying birds in the sky and twigs on the ground!"
Zhu Bajie chuckled, his expression was like a blooming chrysanthemum, how could he be so mean?
Chen Nan didn't bother to explain, so he walked over and looked at the two of them, "How are you injured?"
Zhu Bajie lay on the bed, touched his butt, and cursed: "Those grandsons were too harsh. I got a knife on my butt, and Jiang Jiji got a knife on his hand."
Chen Nan's face gradually turned cold, "Who did it?"
"Xiao Jianren and the others." Zhu Bajie covered his buttocks with a grimace and said, "During our nap, Jiji Jiang and I were going to go online, but we were blocked by Xiao Jianren on the way. If they hadn't been outnumbered,
, and he also brought a knife, I will crush some of them to death."
Chen Nan nodded. He must have taught Xiao Jianren a lesson last time on the rooftop, so he put the blame on Zhu Bajie and the others.
"You go out first." Chen Nan said to Jiang Xiaomi.
"What are you doing?"
Jiang Xiaomi looked unhappy.
Chen Nan pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "I'm going to put medicine on his butt. Do you want to see it?"
Jiang Xiaomi rolled his eyes, turned around and walked away.
Chen Nan glanced at Zhu Bajie's bandaged butt and said with a smile: "Do you know why your butt was stabbed? It's because you are too fat and the target is too big."
Zhu Bajie scratched his head and said with a smile: "Then I will eat and drink well in the future, gain enough energy, and work hard to lose weight."
"I just know how to eat. If you can't bear it, I'll just give it up."
Chen Nan laughed and cursed, then reached out to untie the bandage, took out the potion and dripped two drops on the wound.
"Holy shit, it feels so refreshing. It's so refreshing." Zhu Bajie was so excited that he almost burst into tears. "Brother, what kind of medicine are you talking about? It's so fucking amazing."
"I will tell you after you successfully lose weight."
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and was speechless.
If he wants to lose weight, he probably won't succeed in his next life.
Chen Nan shook his head with a wry smile, put two more drops on Zhang Jiangyi's arm, and said, "It will be healed in two minutes. Do you know where that little bitch is now? Let's take revenge later."
"Okay, I'm going to beat that bitch to death this time!" Zhu Bajie said fiercely, "She should be surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe."
Chen Nan nodded, then picked up the mobile phone on the bed, opened the previous pornographic film, and continued to play it.
Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie were both speechless. This guy had a righteous look when he came in, despising them for watching pornographic films, but now he changed in the blink of an eye.
"Brother, don't you feel dirty and vulgar watching this kind of movie?" Zhu Bajie said.
Chen Nan lit a cigarette, stared at the screen of his mobile phone, and said without even looking back: "How can such an elegant blockbuster be so dirty and vulgar? Let me tell you, I would rather believe that there are wolves in the world who don't eat meat.
, and don’t believe that there are bad men. Even if there are one or two top men occasionally, it’s because of dysfunction.”
"Brother, you made me understand what it means to dress like a beast." Zhang Jiangyi couldn't help but muttered.
Without saying a word, Chen Nan took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, "Damn it, smoke your cigarette. You are still moaning while watching a movie. You act like a girl. It's really offensive."
Zhang Jiangyi was completely speechless. From beginning to end, it seemed that he didn't speak half as much as he did, right?
Zhu Bajie also gave him the middle finger and said contemptuously: "You are not serious about watching a movie. Look carefully, this woman should be about to squirt."
"Squirt!" Chen Nan said: "Look at her figure. She has breasts but no breasts, butt butt. She is as thin as a bamboo pole. I bet she won't be able to squirt even if she is killed."
Zhu Bajie suddenly raised his head and said proudly: "Brother, you are definitely losing. I have watched this movie ten times. I will definitely squirt in five seconds. I can't be wrong."
Watched it ten times!
Both Chen Nan and Zhang Jiangyi have black lines on their heads.
Sure enough, after Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he really squirted not long after.
At this time, the door to the ward was pushed open, and Jiang Xiaomi strode in, pointed at the three of them and cursed: "You three wretches, you actually tricked me out, and you are hiding in here."
When you watch pornographic films, your moral integrity is eaten by dogs!"
Chen Nan turned off the video and said with a smile: "Do you also want to watch it with us?"
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned for a moment, but then he didn't show any weakness. He took a few steps forward, leaned in front of Chen Nan and said, "Humph, I'll watch it alone with you. If I have the courage, do you have the guts?"
Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie were both stunned. These two people... seemed to be having an affair!
Facing the tough Jiang Xiaomi, Chen Nan took a weak step back, "Seeing as you are a woman, I won't care about you." Then he glanced at Zhu Bajie and said, "The wound doesn't hurt anymore, right? Let's take revenge.
go."
Zhu Bajie scratched his buttocks and jumped up excitedly, "It doesn't hurt anymore, it really doesn't hurt anymore!"
…
Jiang Xiaomi originally wanted Chen Nan to accompany her to play, but when she heard that she was going to fight with Xiao Jianren, she immediately followed him with excitement on her face, saying she wanted to watch the fun.
Just like that, the group of four people left the hospital in a grand manner.
Chen Nan and Jiang Xiaomi rode motorcycles, while Zhu Bajie and the others took a taxi and headed towards Tianyu Internet Cafe.
Ten minutes later, four people appeared at the door of the Internet cafe.
Since Zhu Bajie and Zhang Jiangyi were regular visitors to the Internet cafe and were familiar with the layout inside, they led the way and searched around after entering the Internet cafe.
Not long after, Xiao Jianren and several of his younger brothers were found in a corner.
Chen Nan glanced at Xiao Jianren who was playing a game. He strode over, reached out and grabbed Xiao Jianren's head and pulled it hard. The pain immediately made him scream "Ah" and he rolled off his seat.
Fall down and lie on the ground.
"Who the hell scratches my head? I want to die!"
Xiao Jianren cursed loudly and got up in disgrace, his face full of anger. But when he saw clearly that the person in front of him was Chen Nan, he suddenly trembled all over, turned pale with fear, and subconsciously took a step back.
