Due to his fast reading and writing skills, Chen Nan finished all the questions except composition in just ten minutes.
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"Use emotions as the topic and write an 800-word essay in the style of your choice."
Chen Nan held the penholder and turned it a few times. After thinking about it for a while, she started writing the composition.
At this moment, if anyone else sees this scene, they will definitely open their mouths in shock and sigh that this guy has great literary talent, because what he writes is not an ordinary composition, but a classical Chinese essay!
Moreover, after the pen was written down, he should not pause at all, as if he had endless sentences in his mind, and he had already written hundreds of words in a few minutes.
Huo Xinya glanced at Chen Nan and frowned slightly.
Doesn't this guy know how to solve questions? Why does he write so fast? He doesn't have to stop and think at all. Could it be that he thinks he won't give him the answer, so he just breaks down and writes randomly?
"well……"
Huo Xinya sighed and then continued to work on the questions.
Not long after, Chen Nan finished writing the 800-word essay, filled in his name, and was about to hand it in, but at this moment, Zhu Bajie threw a note over.
"Brother, where is my answer?"
"Hand in a blank!"
Chen Nan threw the note to him, then raised his hand and asked: "Teacher, can you hand in the paper? I'm done."
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the classroom turned their heads and looked at Chen Nan with surprise. Is this guy's brain blocked by the door? He finished it so quickly, even the top academics couldn't do this.
ah!
Since he is not a top student, he can only be a scumbag. Everyone thinks that Chen Nan must have written randomly or handed in a blank paper!
"Brother, you are so domineering. If you don't know how to do it, just hand it in, awesome!"
"Dude, you are my idol!"
Many students with poor grades gave Chen Nan a thumbs up.
As for those with good grades, many curled their lips and secretly despised them in their hearts.
Chen Nan didn't care about these people's comments and strode out of the classroom after handing in the papers.
"Hand in a blank!"
Looking at the "answer" thrown over by Chen Nan, Zhu Bajie rubbed his eyes and understood instantly. No wonder Chen Nan handed in the paper so quickly. After a long time, he handed in a blank paper!
"I'll hand in the paper too."
After Zhu Bajie filled in the multiple-choice questions, he pressed the test paper on the table with a pen and walked out of the classroom proudly. The other students were all impressed. Class 9 was full of talents, and they handed in two blank papers at once.
"Brother, you are really my good brother. I thought I would be at the bottom again in this exam, but I didn't expect you to be worse than me. This time, I will give up the title of last place to you." Zhu Bajie
He caught up with Chen Nan and said with a big smile.
Chen Nan glanced at him and said, "Do you believe that I have perfect scores in Chinese?"
"Stop joking, if you can do it with perfect marks in thirty minutes? I'll go to the toilet and eat shit."
Chen Nan shrugged, "Remember what you said today, don't cheat on me then."
"I'm not a man if you cheat on me!" Zhu Bajie clapped his chest, showing a mean smile, and said: "This exam is really stressful. Anyway, the exam only ends in an hour and a half, how about we go find someone
Local decompression?”
Glancing at Zhu Bajie, Chen Nan frowned, "How to reduce it?"
Zhu Bajie suddenly became excited and said like an expert: "Of course I'm sleeping with a woman. Find a woman to vent my feelings. No matter how great the pressure is, it should all disappear."
Chen Nan glanced at him and said, "Visiting a brothel to find a lady?"
Zhu Bajie nodded quickly, with excitement on his face: "Yes, yes, yes, brother, you still understand me, you hit the mark as soon as I said it. I know a top-notch place, a group of old girls just left, and now a batch of new goods have arrived
, all of them look very fresh, and some of them are sold by college students."
Regarding finding a young lady, Chen Nan had had this idea before, but she never actually took action on it.
"Don't go!"
Chen Nan shook his head and refused to answer.
I thought to myself that my relationship with Li Xiaosheng had already made me sorry for my junior sister, and I would never do such a thing as soliciting prostitution again.
Zhu Bajie stared at him and said depressedly: "Brother, are you a man? You are not even interested in sleeping with women."
"Who said I'm not interested anymore?"
"Then why don't you come with me?"
"Go to hell!" Chen Nan said angrily: "I am a very good man and would never do such dirty things."
"It's natural for men to sleep with women, why is it so dirty?" Zhu Bajie chuckled and said, "Those ladies are very good at playing, with their screams and skillful skills, as long as you follow me,
I guarantee you will be extremely happy."
So cool...
Chen Nan was a little shaken. Is it really that good?
"Brother, are we brothers? Do you mean loyalty? Jiang Jiji has already been with me, are you embarrassed not to go?"
The word "whoring" is inherently stimulating for men. As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing. A woman who does not belong to you, but you have conquered her, that kind of stimulation is far stronger than
Conquer your own woman.
Chen Nan is a normal man, and he can't stand it. Now that he hears Zhu Bajie say it so pleasantly, he feels a little itchy in his heart.
I have never played with a lady in my life, how about... just go and play with me once?
Well, just once! I won’t do it next time! From now on, I will treat my little junior sister wholeheartedly!
Chen Nan glanced at Zhu Bajie and asked, "Can I play the flute?"
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and looked at Chen Nan with contempt on his face: "Brother, are you too local? Have you really never played with a lady? To them, bragging is nothing, it is a normal service. As long as you want
They can do whatever tricks they can come up with."
Upon hearing this, Chen Nan's heart was moved. He had never tried the feeling of playing the flute!
"Then, let's go have a prostitute?"
"Okay!" Zhu Bajie laughed proudly, pointed to the front and said, "Let's go, I will lead the way."
Two guys with no limits to their shamelessness sneaked out of the school with lewd smiles on their faces.
The top-notch shop that Zhu Bajie mentioned is about one kilometer away from the school, hidden in an alley. It is relatively well hidden. I don’t know how Zhu Bajie discovered this product.
"Brother, this is it, just go up to the second floor." Zhu Bajie smiled obscenely.
Chen Nan looked at the shabby walls around him and wondered, how could such a shabby place have a top-notch young lady?
Following Zhu Bajie, Chen Nan went to the second floor.
"That's it." Zhu Bajie said as he walked into a hall.
Chen Nan glanced around. This seemed to be the front desk of a hotel, but... there were seven or eight women sitting in the front lobby.
"Hey, you two young masters, just take a look. The girls here are all the youngest and most beautiful in this area." A fat old bustard walked over with a smile and said, then turned around and shouted to the women:
"Girls, it's time to get to work. Stand up and let the two young masters see your figures."