Wang Zhikai was stunned for a moment and thought, I have never heard of her having a man before!
Staring at Chen Nan, Wang Zhikai laughed: "Little brother, I think you are only in your early twenties, right? Stop joking.
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"Little brother? I'm younger than your sister!" Chen Nan cursed, reaching out to grab his crotch without paying attention to his image: "Is your thing as big as mine?"
Wang Zhikai almost choked to death at these words.
Looking at the lump held in Chen Nan's hand, even though it was through his pants, he had to admit that the other person's penis was really big.
But even if it is big, do you need to show off like this?
Wang Zhikai even had some doubts, could this guy be mentally ill?
His face gradually became ugly, and he looked at Chen Nan and said disdainfully: "Who are you?"
"I am destined to be the king who will conquer the Six Kingdoms." Chen Nan took a puff of cigarette and said with a high chest, "Under my leadership, I, the Great Qin Cavalry, will conquer the cities of the Six Kingdoms and secure a large territory for me.
"
Qin Shihuang?
Wang Zhikai's mind was a little confused: "What nonsense, are you crazy?"
"Yes, I am a psychopath!" Chen Nan let go of Concubine Dongfang Yun's hand, rubbed his fists, stared at Wang Zhikai and said: "As far as I know, no matter what outrageous things a mental patient does, he does not have to accept legal sanctions.
Right?"
"You...what do you want to do?"
Wang Zhikai's expression changed, and he took a few steps back with vigilance.
"Of course I want to beat you!"
Chen Nan screamed loudly and rushed towards Wang Zhikai like a mad dog.
Concubine Dongfang Yun was speechless. This guy was really not that crazy. She quickly shouted: "Chen Nan, come back, don't be violent!"
However, Chen Nan ignored him and pounced on Wang Zhikai with a ferocious look on his face.
"Help...help!"
Wang Zhikai was a second-generation rich man. He had never seen such a battle before. He quickly turned around and ran, trying to jump over the guardrail on the sidewalk. As a result, he overestimated his own jumping ability and hung on the railing with a "squeak" sound.
Up, head down, feet up.
"Save me, Concubine Yun, save me, don't let him come over!"
Wang Zhikai hung upside down on the railing, fearing that Chen Nan would rush up and beat him. While shouting, he kept waving his hands. Finally, with a "plop", he fell to the ground in a disgraceful state.
"Brother, I'm just joking with you. You won't be so scared, right?" Chen Nan said with a smile, changing from his previous fierce look.
Wang Zhikai got up, patted the dust on his body, and pointed at Chen Nan: "You...you are threatening me!"
"Who threatened you?"
Chen Nan glanced at him and said disdainfully: "You are so brave, but you also want to date my beloved concubine? Even if you succeed, do you dare to date her? She is very fierce in bed..."
"Shut up!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun roared and rushed over. Chen Nan's series of mental patient-like behaviors almost made her collapse.
Wang Zhikai's face turned green and red. If he still couldn't tell that Chen Nan was deliberately teasing him, then he would be really stupid.
Thinking of Chen Nan's words just now, his heart broke.
In my dream, I actually slept with the "psychopath" in front of me!
"Wang Zhikai, what Chen Nan said is right. I have been his woman for a long time and will never change my heart in my life. Therefore, I hope you will respect yourself in the future." Concubine Dongfang Yun said coldly and quickly pulled Chen Nan away.
Already.
This guy pretended to be crazy and pretended to be her man, but he also helped her solve a problem.
Looking at the backs of the two of them, Wang Zhikai gritted his teeth.
"Chen Nan, I will never let you go!" muttering to himself viciously, Wang Zhikai took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hey, investigate a person for me..."
Ahead, Concubine Dongfang Yun glanced at Chen Nan and said with some pride: "Why did you react so fiercely when you saw Wang Zhikai chasing me? Are you jealous?"
"You are my beloved concubine, how can I allow others to take you away?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun rolled her eyes: "Can you be more serious? Why do you hate him?"
"After all, I am the man holding your hand. That grandson ignored me as soon as he came up. I think he was unhappy."
Concubine Dongfang Yun said somewhat speechlessly: "You're going to beat him up if he's unhappy?"
"I didn't beat him, he threw it himself."
"If you weren't crazy, how could he fall?" Concubine Dongfang Yun gave him a helpless look and said, "You said you were going to sweep the six countries, I really thought you were crazy at the time!"
Chen Nan raised an eyebrow: "Do you think I'm not as good as Qin Shihuang?"
"..."
Concubine Dongfang Yun patted her forehead and walked away quickly. This guy's words were becoming more and more nonsensical. If he kept talking, she would go crazy.
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Next, the two found the certificate number on a telephone pole.
After taking the photos and applying for the fake ID, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening.
When the two returned home, the three beauties were all watching TV in the hall. The room was still filled with the smell of food. Obviously they had already eaten, and they should have asked the hotel to deliver the meal. After all, these three were all
He doesn't know how to cook.
"The food is reserved for you. It shouldn't be cold yet, so hurry up and eat!" Su Qingqing said.
"I'm sweating all over and feel so uncomfortable. I'm going to take a bath first." Concubine Dongfang Yun said, looking at Chen Nan domineeringly: "You are not allowed to eat either, wait until I finish taking a bath and eat together, otherwise you are like this
The one with a black conscience must have eaten all the food."
Chen Nan was speechless for a long time. Is his character that bad?
"Okay, I'll take a shower too."
"That's right, you are really my obedient and good husband!" Concubine Dongfang Yun shook the fake marriage certificate in her hand and said with a smile.
Su Qingqing curled her lips and said, "Slutty concubine, you are shameless!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun raised her middle finger and strode inside without even looking back.
After arriving in the room, Concubine Dongfang Yun was about to close the door, but Chen Nan also followed in: "My dear concubine, we are married, let's take a couple's bath."
Concubine Dongfang Yun glared and pointed outside: "Get out!"
"Oh, woman, why would you burn bridges?"
Chen Nan sighed, turned around and walked out.
Looking at Chen Nan's back, Concubine Dongfang Yun smiled bitterly and shook her head, with a somewhat complicated expression.
At this moment, Chen Nan suddenly turned around again and looked at Concubine Dongfang Yun affectionately: "My dear concubine, can you promise me something?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun was slightly startled: "What's the matter?"
Chen Nan, whose face was full of affection, suddenly grinned, his eyes rolled around, and he glanced at Concubine Dongfang Yun for a full one hundred and eight times, and then he said with a smile: "Beloved, before I go out, pick someone to take off your clothes."
Can you show me the dance?"
Hearing this, Concubine Dongfang Yun suddenly showed an extremely charming smile on her originally confused face.
"OK!"
She lightly licked her thin lips with her pink tongue, looked at Chen Nan with a charming look on her face, her eyes were blurred, she twisted her waist gently, and stretched her hands towards her denim shorts.
He gently placed his little hands on his lower abdomen, unbuttoned his denim shorts, and then slowly pulled the zipper down.
One inch...two inches...
As the zipper pulled down, Chen Nan saw a piece of black fabric inside, which seemed to be... thong panties...
