"Isn't it just a painting? What's impossible???? "
Chen Nan said nonchalantly, not feeling at all that he had damaged other people's self-confidence. He raised his head and said with a smile: "Little girl, now you know how powerful your cousin is, right?"
Su Qingqing had a bitter look on her face and looked at him depressedly: "I just can't figure it out, is there anything in the world that you can't do?
"Of course!" Chen Nan grinned: "For example, I don't know how to give birth. That is your woman's specialty."
"Oh my God, the thunderbolt will strike him!"
Su Qingqing said weakly, then fell down on the desk.
She had always thought that she was very smart, no matter what it was, she could learn it as soon as she learned it. But now when compared with Chen Nan, she found that she was a fool. It was really annoying to compare people to each other.
"Don't be so depressed, you are still better than me." Chen Nan patted her back and said with a smile.
Su Qingqing rolled her eyes: "My English is better than yours."
"No, no, no, didn't I just say that you women can give birth to children? We men can't catch up with this at any cost." Chen Nan said comfortingly, but Su Qingqing became furious when she heard this, and pinched Chen Nan
Nan just grabbed her arm
"I gave birth to you, I gave birth to you, I gave birth to you!"
Chen Nan looked at her with an innocent face: "You girl, I'm not wrong. Don't you want to get married and have children in the future?"
"I……"
Su Qingqing was speechless. Why does this idiot always say weird things?
"Silence means acquiescence, that's right." Chen Nan patted her back and said, "Getting married and having children is something every girl has to go through. Why are you ashamed? Do you think that's right?"
Su Qingqing was speechless for a long time and rolled her eyes: "I don't want to get married. Marriage is the grave of youth!"
Chen Nan scratched his head and said in surprise: "Don't get married? Are you going to die alone?"
"Bah!"
Su Qingqing really wanted to spit on his face. No matter what she said, why did everything change when it came out of this idiot's mouth?
"I said you were going to get married in the future, but you weren't happy with it. I said you were going to die alone, and you weren't happy either." Chen Nan patted his forehead: "Oh, why are you girls so complicated!"
"Shut up."
Su Qingqing pinched him angrily and said angrily: "Hurry up and draw your picture, otherwise I will pinch you, pinch you hard, and strangle you to death."
Hearing this, Chen Nan felt a sense of déjà vu, and couldn't help but secretly mutter in his heart: Damn girl, be honest, otherwise I will fuck you, fuck you hard, fuck you to death...
Involuntarily, a dirty picture appeared in Chen Nan's mind.
Su Qingqing was stripped naked by her, pressed hard on the bed and fucked hard. Rows of teeth marks were left on her chest from his bites. Tears of grievance flowed from her face, and she begged him tremblingly: Brother Nan, please spare me.
, I will never dare to pinch you again, wuwu...
"With wandering eyes and a dirty smile on your face, tell me honestly what are you thinking about?" Su Qingqing's questioning voice interrupted his wretched thoughts.
Chen Nan trembled all over and suddenly came to his senses.
What are you thinking?
I want to push you down on the bed and make you scream and beg for mercy!
Chen Nan dared to think in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it with his mouth. If he said this, this damn girl would definitely get angry and run away: "No...it's nothing. How can a pure person like me have any dirty thoughts? Do you think so?"
Bar?"
"Huh, you're stammering and hesitating, you're obviously lying!"
"Unjust, absolutely unjust!" Chen Nan patted her chest and said, "I can honestly say that I really didn't lie."
"cut!"
Su Qingqing stared at him and curled her lips and said, "Who are you kidding? What you touched was your stomach, not your heart."
Chen Nan's head was full of black lines: "Well, well, just read your book and I'll continue painting."
Seeing Chen Nan holding a pencil and continuing to draw, Su Qingqing rolled her eyes and came over with a weird look: "Hehe, what you are drawing seems to be a person, right? Who is it?"
"It's not you anyway."
Of course Su Qingqing knew that the painting was not hers. After all, this painting was to be given to Han Yuting. But Chen Nan's tone made her very unhappy. She said angrily: "You stinky idiot, are you trying to make me angry?"
Chen Nan nodded: "Yes, how did you know?"
"you!"
Su Qingqing grabbed her head and looked crazy: "Believe it or not, I will strangle you to death, strangle you to death!"
"Of course I believe it. After all, you are a crayfish, and pinching people is your specialty."
Chen Nan said while painting, with a calm and calm look, but Su Qingqing was very angry. After gritting her teeth and staring at him for a few times, she said angrily: "Huh, I'm angry!"
Chen Nan ignored it and continued painting.
Su Qingqing stamped her foot and said depressedly: "You bastard, I'm really angry!"
"Well, be angry, be as angry as you want, don't be so angry that you'll die."
Chen Nan said with a smile, and Su Qingqing was so angry that she bared her teeth and snatched his pencil away: "Humph, apologize to me!"
"Teacher Lan is here!"
Chen Nan suddenly pointed toward the door, and Su Qingqing quickly looked up, but the moment she raised her head, Chen Nan snatched the pencil back: "Hey, little girl, you're a little too young to fight with my cousin."
Su Qingqing rolled her eyes and stared at him angrily: "You're a big liar!"
"Oh, you can't say that. Sun Tzu said in the art of war that a soldier must be crafty. Only when he is surprised and unprepared can he survive a hundred battles!" Chen Nan said with a smile: "This is called strategy, not a liar. Do you understand?"
"I understand, you idiot, huh, you're cheating, you're cheating!"
Looking at Su Qingqing who was fuming, her eyes were bulging. She was truly a cute girl.
Chen Nan couldn't help but pinched her pretty face involuntarily: "Are you really angry?"
"Humph, I'm ignoring you!"
Su Qingqing tilted her head and ignored him.
"Well, without your harassment, I can just calm down and draw." Chen Nan said carelessly, picked up the pencil and continued drawing.
Su Qingqing felt that this guy was just talking and would definitely take the initiative to talk to her later.
So, she remained silent and waited quietly.
However, she waited for two full minutes, but Chen Nan didn't respond at all. Finally, she couldn't wait any longer and turned back to glare at Chen Nan: "You stinking idiot, you heartless one, even if I'm angry, you can't do it."
Comfort me."
"You said it yourself to ignore me!"
Chen Nan put down the pencil with a smile, sighed and said: "So you need comfort, you should have told me earlier, my good cousin, don't be angry, my cousin will comfort you."
"..."
Su Qingqing was completely speechless.
Do you still need to ask him for comfort? Besides, even if it’s comfort, is there anyone who can comfort people like him? What a fool!
