!Looking at Lan Yuqin who was so angry that she couldn't help but want to laugh.
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? c? O? M. Teacher educate students. This is a very serious and sacred thing. He doesn't want to laugh! But the question is that Lan Yuqin said too much, it is easy to make people think.
Brother and sister...together...to play...
As a normal man, how could Chen Nan not laugh? If he didn't laugh, he would have to suppress his illness.
"Teacher, I definitely didn't mean to laugh at you. You have to believe in my noble moral character. I just couldn't help but twitch the corner of my mouth." Chen Nan suppressed a smile and explained sincerely.
Lan Yuqin's eyes widened and she said angrily: "Are you the only one with noble moral character? If you were noble, would you be able to ride on four boats?"
"No, teacher..."
Halfway through Chen Nan's words, he felt a sharp pain in his arm. He turned around and saw Su Qingqing giving him an unkind look.
It's over, it's over, Lan Yuqin didn't even make it clear, and he got into trouble with a dead girl again. She must have heard Lan Yuqin say that he had four boats, so she knocked over the jealous bottle.
Because she was hiding behind Chen Nan, Lan Yuqin couldn't see her, so Su Qingqing waved her lobster claws unscrupulously, venting her frustration.
Damn idiot, stinky idiot!
You're such a playboy, you actually managed to make even the teacher know that you're trying to do everything you can!
In fact, she didn't know that Chen Nan almost risked his life to bring her back from the door of hell, otherwise she wouldn't be so petty.
Being pinched so hard, Chen Nan couldn't help but cursed: "Damn it!"
He was originally talking to Lan Yuqin, but in the middle of speaking, he suddenly burst out with a curse word.
Of course it won't end well.
Lan Yuqin's anger, which had just calmed down, surged up again, and she was so angry that she was about to burst into flames.
How come I met such an excellent student? It is unprecedented and unprecedented!
For the sake of the other students, she tried her best to suppress her anger and gritted her teeth at Chen Nan: "Asshole, do you act like a student? You actually dare to scold me in front of me! Copy the school rules five hundred times for me.
, one less time, I want you to look good!"
Chen Nan opened his mouth but stopped talking.
After thinking about it, he suggested to Lan Yuqin: "Aren't you tired of always copying school rules, Teacher Lan? Don't you just want my calligraphy? How about this, how about I copy the lyrics of Love Business for you five times?
Like? This is a divine song!"
Is there any new calligraphy that you can copy and learn?
Lan Yuqin, a calligraphy fanatic, nodded subconsciously: "That's okay..."
Chen Nan laughed, rushed out of the lounge, and shouted without looking back: "It's settled, a gentleman's words are hard to follow, so I'll write the lyrics for you right away!"
Five hundred times turns into five times at once, and all fools know that it is proper to finish copying it and hand it in quickly.
Wait, this bastard just said, only copy it five times?
A second later, when Lan Yuqin reacted, her face suddenly turned black.
This guy is so annoying! I was tricked if I wasn't paying attention.
…
Chen Nan came to the classroom excitedly and wrote the revised lyrics of "Love Sales" as quickly as possible.
Although he knew this was a modified version, he couldn't remember the original version.
The modified version is still easy to remember. When I was blindfolded, he could recite my breasts and tricked me into having sex. When I finally found out I was pregnant, I burst into tears. My hymen was no longer there and my menstruation was not coming. I finally found out why abortion was painless.
It’s more expensive…
Looking at the handwriting on the paper with dragons and phoenixes dancing on it, iron drawings and silver hooks, Chen Nan nodded with satisfaction.
Compared with school regulations, it is indeed something I am familiar with and I can write it more skillfully.
Lan Xiaoniu, you are calling me a thorn in your side, hand me over these lyrics and see if I don’t piss you off!
Chen Nan nodded with satisfaction and was about to go to Lan Yuqin's office when he heard a sound of "um um ah ah" coming from the side of Fatty Zhu's seat. Obviously, it was a woman's voice, and it was very loud.
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I looked at the time and saw that class was not far away.
Considering that it would not be a good idea to go to Lan Yuqin's place now, in case this female devil comes up with some troublesome ideas, so after careful consideration, Chen Nan decided to go and discuss body art and movies with his two younger brothers.
science.
When I went over to take a look, I saw Zhu Bajie huddled in his seat, holding a mobile phone in his hand and playing a blockbuster film about the island country.
Zhang Jiangyi, on the other hand, was lying next to him with his arms around his back, both of them staring intently at it.
Even when Chen Nan walked up to them, neither of them noticed.
Regarding his two younger brothers, Chen Nan felt that he had nothing to say.
This is a school classroom, a sacred place for teaching and educating people. How dare these two people watch pornographic films? Just watch pornographic films, and even turn on the external speakers?
No quality, shame on you!
Seeing how shamelessly these two guys acted, Chen Nan took the two of them off guard and grabbed the phone: "Oh, you two beasts, you actually watch pornographic films openly in the classroom? In order to purify the campus environment, avoid
More students have been led astray by you, so I decided to temporarily confiscate your cell phone, Fatty Zhu!"
After saying that, he drove the two of them away, sat down in Zhu Bajie's seat, and started to admire it with relish.
The two guys were suddenly startled, but when they discovered it was Chen Nan, their eyes widened again.
Zhu Bajie looked speechless and said with a sad face: "Boss, I have no objection if you want, but don't eat alone..."
Before he finished speaking, he was pulled by Zhang Jiangyi on the side.
The fat man wanted to say something, but the English teacher Li Li walked in.
The first period in the afternoon is English class, and it is common for the teacher to enter the classroom a few minutes early.
So after seeing Li Li come in, Zhu Bajie and Zhang Jiangyi immediately shut their mouths and at the same time kept reaching out to poke Chen Nan to give him information.
But when Chen Nan saw the excitement, instead of paying attention to them, he waved his hand impatiently.
I mean, don't bother your elder brother.
As a result, Li Li, who came in through the back door, was immediately attracted to the scene after noticing the movement here, and she curiously poked her head in to see what Chen Nan was doing.
Of course, the English teacher's face turned red.
"Ahem..."
Li Li really wanted to grab Chen Nan's ears, lift him up, and ask him if he knew this was a classroom? But in the end, she resisted the urge and just coughed twice loudly.
Hearing the woman's cough, Chen Nan quickly looked up.
As a result, he saw Li Li's embarrassed face.
Chen Nan trembled in his heart, and then put on an innocent expression: "Hello, teacher, I am studying Japanese, and I was studying it so seriously that I didn't notice that it was you. Although it is not English, you shouldn't blame me, right?"
After hearing this, Li Li almost collapsed.
I was too embarrassed to speak, so I asked him why he did such a shameful thing in school, and he actually got involved in learning Japanese?
What an excellent student this is?
Next to him, Zhu Bajie and Zhang Jiangyi also looked at Chen Nan with great admiration.
Why don't you, boss, be so outrageous and learn Japanese? Why don't you say you want to learn body photography?
