"Haha, idiot, did you see that stinky boss's face? It's even whiter than when I was applying a facial mask!"
"That's right, cousin, you are the best!"
Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian, two girls, each held Chen Nan's arm and talked excitedly on the road.
Especially Su Qingqing, who was still twisting her rainbow lizard with her other hand, her little face smiling like a flower.
Chen Nan's performance in the alternative pet shop really shocked her, admired her, and made her feel so proud.
Tarantula?
Grasp!
Bamboo leaves are green?
Grasp!
Later, there were emperor scorpions, red giant dragon centipedes, and even the most terrifying black widow spiders. Chen Nan could do it all with one hand, just like magic... No, it was even more powerful than magic.
In the end, even the shop owner did not dare to approach Chen Nan. He hid tremblingly to the side with a pale face.
There was nothing I could do about it. Chen Nan's appearance at that time was simply too scary. His whole body was covered with poisonous insects. Anyone who dared to get close would have something wrong with their brains.
So, Chen Nan, whose arms were covered with bugs, just stood in front of the boss. The boss was so frightened that he trembled and admitted his mistake. With a face full of pain, he honestly took the last rainbow lizard in the store.
come out.
"That's him. He insists on provoking me."
Chen Nan waved his hands disapprovingly and recalled his life in the mountains with Xuan Tianji: "Those bugs in his shop can really only be used as pets. Speaking of toxicity, they are used by my master to make poison."
Those poisonous insects are far behind."
Su Qingqing blinked her big black jewel-like eyes and asked curiously: "What kind of bugs did he use to make the poison? Are they very powerful?"
"They are also some scorpions, centipedes and the like, but the poison is very strong. As for how strong it is..."
Chen Nan looked at Su Qingqing with a wicked smile on his face: "Once, a man wanted to come to the mountain to steal something, but after being bitten by the master's poisonous insect, his flesh disappeared and turned into a skeleton."
"ah!"
Su Qingqing's pretty face was pale, her whole body was shivering, and she hugged Chen Nan's arms again.
Chen Nan chuckled and put his arm on her shoulder. This girl always had that light fragrance on her body, which was fresh and pleasant.
"Chen Nan, you are a beast, you are taking advantage of Qingqing again!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun in the back saw Chen Nan's movements clearly and couldn't help but expose him with disdain.
"Ah! You stinking idiot, I will strangle you to death!"
Su Qingqing was not a nymphomaniac like Liu Tiantian. After hearing Concubine Dongfang Yun's reminder, she immediately reacted. With round eyes, she waved her lobster claws and pinched Chen Nan.
Oriental slutty concubine, you have a mean mouth!
Chen Nan cursed in his heart, and turned around helplessly: "Sister Yun, why are your thoughts so dirty? Why did I clear my mind, and you said I took advantage of her again?"
"Asshole, who are you calling dirty?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun stared at Chen Nan, already on the verge of going berserk.
However, Chen Nan looked like he suddenly realized it, and nodded repeatedly: "Oh, I know, you like me, right? So you deliberately framed me and wanted Qingqing and the others to stay away from me, so you could take advantage of it.
...Sister Yun, you are so cunning and cunning, I admire you so much!"
"Ah, ah, I took advantage of this situation. You surnamed Chen are a shameless person. I'm going to kill you..."
Seeing Concubine Dongfang Yun looking crazy, Su Yixuan was completely speechless.
Why is this guy Chen Nan becoming more and more shameless now?
It was clear that Concubine Dongfang Yun was right in his words, but she still slapped him in the face and told him that Concubine Dongfang Yun liked him. She was really thick-skinned.
At this moment, probably in a panic, the black-feathered chicken stretched out its chicken head from Dongfang Yunfei's satchel, and said with a dissatisfied look on its face: "Little Dongfang, it's okay for you to flirt with Mr. Chen.
, What am I doing with the Chicken Master? I can’t even eat the Chicken Master until I have a late night snack.”
Night snack?
Several people were stunned at the same time, and then all stared at the black-feathered chicken.
"Look what I'm doing, Lord Chicken. Do you want to eat some too?"
As the black-feathered chicken spoke, he dug into the bag and pecked at it, and then took out a palm-sized spider.
This bitch is only about the size of a hand, but now it is holding a spider about the same size as itself, which is so funny no matter how you look at it.
However, Chen Nan thought it was funny, but the other women didn't think so.
Even the most courageous Concubine Dongfang Yun couldn't help but screamed "ah" and threw her bag away.
It's one thing to see those bugs through the glass, but it's another thing entirely if the bugs appear in your bag.
"You damn chicken, how did you get bugs into my bag!" Concubine Dongfang Yun said angrily with a white face and gritted teeth.
The black-feathered chicken squealed proudly, flashed its chicken paws, and laughed loudly: "Master Chicken, I have a storage ring. It's not a piece of cake to sneak out a few bugs!"
Everyone was speechless after hearing what this thief said.
Use a high-end and classy treasure like a storage ring to steal things, and what you steal are bugs...
This chicken's integrity has been completely shattered.
Seeing everyone's speechless gazes, the black-haired chicken sneered disdainfully: "What do you know? Have you ever heard of an ancient poem that says, "If you eat three hundred bugs a day, you will grow up to be a chicken grandpa..."
"..."
Everyone walked around the bags on the ground, as if they didn't recognize the dead chicken, and walked forward in a tacit understanding.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, the black-feathered chicken quickly flew out of the bag, grabbing the spider with one paw and the bag with the other, and chased after it with an angry face.
…
After two hours of shopping, Chen Nan couldn't stand it anymore and suggested going home immediately.
However, except for Su Yixuan, the other women all disagreed with his opinion.
Under the principle of the minority obeying the majority, Chen Nan could only grimace and continue to work as a coolie for a group of women.
Fortunately, within a few minutes, Su Qingqing suddenly pointed to a bar in front and said excitedly: "By the way, today is Christmas Eve, let's go to the bar to have fun!"
Hearing Su Qingqing's suggestion, Su Yixuan hesitated: "You and Tiantian are still students, why are you going to a bar? You can't drink."
"What's the matter? You and the demon concubine are with you, and there are idiots. What's wrong with going in to have fun? Tiantian and I can't do it without drinking?" Su Qingqing hugged Su Yixuan's arm and begged pitifully.
Su Yixuan was so spoiled by Su Qingqing. After hesitating for a moment, Su Yixuan reluctantly nodded: "Okay."
"Yeah, long live my sister!"
Su Qingqing cheered and was the first to rush into the bar.
Chen Nan had no interest in going to bars, but Su Qingqing went in, and he followed her leisurely.
After entering the bar, a burst of loud music came, which made Chen Nan couldn't help but frown.
What fun can there be in this crappy place?
Just when he was muttering in his mind, unexpectedly, a familiar face came into view, almost making him spit out his blood.
