It is now around ten o'clock in the morning, so logically speaking, no one should be at home. Bayi Middle School?
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However, as soon as Chen Nan pulled Shi'er into the hall, a scream of "Ah" came from inside, which almost shattered his eardrums.
Concubine Dongfang Yun looked panicked. When she found out that the person who came in was Chen Nan, she said angrily: "What the hell are you doing, you bastard? Who are you trying to scare by covering yourself with pig blood?"
Chen Nan looked down at the blood stained on his body and felt helpless.
He thought that no one was at home, so he didn't have any scruples and walked in without even changing his clothes. He didn't expect that this slutty concubine was actually at home.
"You don't care who I scare, I just scare you, what's wrong with you, a monster?"
Chen Nan glanced at her and said, "Didn't you go to work? Why are you back again?"
"My aunt can come back if she wants. It's none of your business." Concubine Dongfang Yun said angrily and sat down on the sofa.
Chen Nan was too lazy to talk nonsense to her, so he hid the magic knife behind his back and was about to drag Shi'er towards his room.
But at this time, Concubine Dongfang Yun suddenly stood up, stared at Shi'er and said, "Chen, you are going too far. You don't go to school to protect Qingqing, and you actually bring a woman to your home for a romantic affair."
Although he scolded Chen Nan righteously, his tone smelled of sourness and vinegar.
"Will you die if you're not dirty? Shi'er is homeless. I'm helping her find her family. If you don't believe me, just ask the black-haired chicken!" Chen Nan said: "It doesn't matter if you are dirty yourself. The point is, don't put those dirty things of yours on others."
The thoughts were imposed on me."
Is this guy imitating Lei Feng?
Concubine Dongfang Yun felt a little unreliable no matter what she heard. She curled her lips and said: "Little black chicken, is that so?"
The black-feathered chicken has now shrunk down to its previous appearance. It held its head high and screamed a few times before flying into the kitchen to find food: "Don't ask Mr. Chicken, Mr. Chicken doesn't know anything."
Concubine Dongfang Yun bulged her eyes: "Hmph, Chen, tell me honestly, are you kidnapping an ignorant girl?"
"I'll kidnap your sister!"
Chen Nan didn't even want to scold her anymore. Was his character really that bad?
Fortunately, at this moment, Shi'er quickly stood up: "Sister, you have misunderstood Mr. Chen. It was really him who saved me. He is a good person."
Concubine Dongfang Yun opened her eyes wide and stared at Shi'er who had an innocent face. She walked over quickly and said, "Sister, do you call Shi'er Ge? Don't worry, as long as I'm here, this beast named Chen won't
If I dare to do anything to you, tell me the truth, did he force you to say so?"
Shi'er shook her head in confusion: "Sister, why are you talking about Mr. Chen like that? He is really a good person."
Is this animal a good person?
Concubine Dongfang Yun obviously didn't believe it.
She knew very well how lustful Chen Nan was, and now he didn't deceive an ignorant girl in front of him? This is so unscientific!
She stared at Chen Nan with suspicion: "Are you...really doing good things?"
"Brainless!"
Chen Nan turned around disdainfully, holding Shi'er's hand and striding into the room.
Looking at the closed door, Concubine Dongfang Yun hesitated for a while, followed quietly, and hid outside the door to eavesdrop.
"Shi'er, you sit down for a while, I'll take a shower and change clothes."
Chen Nan's voice came from inside. Concubine Dongfang Yun outside the door gritted her teeth and thought to herself, this shameless bastard should probably trick the little girl into going to bed after taking a bath?
Catch the thief and take out the dirty things, catch the adulterer and make him a couple!
My aunt, please bear with me for a few minutes. I will expose your true identity later!
Concubine Dongfang Yun thought angrily, feeling very uncomfortable. Thinking that this bastard had already slept with her, but now he wanted to harm other women, she felt very annoyed and wanted to rush in and slap him a few times.
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Five minutes later, Chen Nan finished taking a shower.
There was a conversation in the room that drove Dongfang Yunfei crazy.
"Shi'er, do you know how a girl becomes a woman?"
"have no idea."
"Can I teach you?"
"Okay, Mr. Chen, you are such a good person. You are willing to teach me all this."
"You're so good, come on, take off your clothes first, close your eyes and lie on the bed and don't move, you know?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'll listen to you."
"Your skin is so fair and elastic. It's more than a little better than that shrew of the Oriental Concubine."
"Hehe, it's fine if Mr. Chen likes it."
"Well, come on, I'm too tired like this. Let's change your posture."
"..."
Listening to these vulgar conversations, Dongfang Yunfei's silver teeth were almost broken.
Shameless! Pervert! Hooligan! Animal!
She cursed fiercely in her heart, and she couldn't help it any longer, so she yelled: "You bastard named Chen, do you still dare to say that you are Lei Feng? You are just a shameless and despicable beast!"
While she was talking, she kicked the door, only to find that the door was not locked at all.
And when she rushed into the room, she was completely dumbfounded.
Shi'er was sitting on the computer chair, neatly dressed, looking at the door with a smile on her face, while Chen Nan was standing a few meters away, looking at herself with a look on her face.
Concubine Dongfang Yun suddenly felt that she had been cheated, and stamped her feet and shouted: "Asshole, you lied to me!"
"You don't believe me when I say you're mentally retarded. Why do you still blame me for eavesdropping?"
"You you you!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun pointed at him, her delicate body trembling with anger.
Chen Nan said disdainfully: "What are you doing? Your saliva is about to drip out and you don't wipe it. Can you afford to pay for the stains on my floor later?"
Am I drooling?
Concubine Dongfang Yun subconsciously wiped it on her chin, then stamped her feet and screamed: "You dare to play tricks on me, you bastard!"
Chen Nan shrugged: "Who makes you so stupid? If I said that your breasts fell off, would you also touch your breasts to confirm? You are really hopelessly stupid."
"Ah ah ah, you bastard bastard bastard! Let's see!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun jumped and screamed frantically, and strode out of the room.
She swore that she was not stupid, but when she talked to Chen Nan, a bastard like him, even a non-stupid person would be driven crazy by him and turn into a fool.
In fact, Chen Nan discovered Concubine Dongfang Yun when she started eavesdropping, but he just didn't expose her. So after taking a bath, he whispered a few words to Shi'er and teamed up to tease her.
As for Shi'er's dialogues, Chen Nan naturally taught them sentence by sentence.
"This sister is so interesting." Shi'er scratched her head and looked at Chen Nan: "But, why does he always like to scold you?"
"She has a brain problem, let's not care about her." Chen Nan smiled and turned on the computer and said: "I will go to school later, you can play on the computer at home, and I will arrange a room for you when I come back."
Shi'er nodded: "But I've never played computer games, how can I do this?"
Chen Nan was speechless.
I had no choice but to turn on the player and find a TV series for her to watch. Then I got up and went to school.
The first update is here. I will continue writing. Brothers and sisters, can you continue to get monthly tickets? Do you dare to give it a try?
