Chen Nan quickly stood up and stood between Shi'er and Concubine Dongfang Yun: "You saw it wrong, there is no tail?"
"Don't block it!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun pulled Chen Nan, but she didn't move, so she had to walk behind Shi'er. Eight? One Middle School ? Wenwang
Fortunately, when she walked behind, Shi'er had already put away her tail. Concubine Dongfang Yun rubbed her eyes and muttered: "Could it be that I'm dazzled..."
Chen Nan glanced at her: "It's not the first time you've been blind. There's nothing surprising about it."
"Chen Xiaonan, you will die if you don't speak!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun was like an angry cat, pointing at Chen Nan with her teeth and claws spread out.
"Did I say something wrong?"
Chen Nan looked at Su Yixuan next to him and said, "If you don't accept it, let Sister Yixuan make the judgment. Shi'er is a good person, but you actually said that she has a tail, so what if she's not blind?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun had just taken a few sips of wine, and now her anger suddenly exploded. She stared at Chen Nan with her hands on her hips and said fiercely: "Auntie, it's none of your business whether I'm blind or not. It's your turn to say something.
Four?"
Chen Nan's eyes widened and he argued: "Nonsense, I am your man now, what can't I say?"
"Pa..."
Concubine Dongfang Yun slapped her hand on the table and breathed out the breath of alcohol: "Do you dare to be more shameless? You are just a fake. You really treat yourself like a green onion. Why don't you complain again?
Wai Wai, believe it or not, I will kick you away right now."
Chen Nan was delighted when he heard this: "Then you should give it a try. Come here, come here, kick me on the chest as far as possible, and then tell your dad that we are divorced."
My dad?
Concubine Dongfang Yun shuddered.
The anger that arose due to the drunkenness was mostly subsided at once. I thought, if I really kicked Chen Nan, who would cover my lies?
"Hmph. Seeing that you are honest, my aunt won't care about you."
But Chen Nan looked like he deserved a beating, pointed at his head and said: "Come on, kick me if you can, kick me anyway!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun clenched her pink fists and gritted her teeth: "Asshole, don't bully others too much!"
"I just bullied others too much. If you don't accept it, kick me. Kick me!"
Looking at the guy, he looked like a villain. Not only was Su Yixuan speechless, but even Shi'er felt that Chen Nan deserved a beating...
Concubine Dongfang Yun was so angry that her chest heaved violently, her brain became hot, and she rushed forward and punched Chen Nan, but she shouted: "Ah ah ah, I will kick you to death!"
Chen Nan tilted his head and let her punch him in the head.
He himself was fine, but Concubine Dongfang Yun jumped up violently, holding her fists and shouting in pain: "Chen Xiaonan, you bastard. You are not a man, you know how to bully me."
Chen Nan shrugged: "You punched me on the head, and you still blame me?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun stared at him angrily, with a resentful expression on her face, like a resentful woman in the palace: "Don't practice Iron Tou Kung Fu if you have the ability!"
"But I've already practiced."
"Then chop your head off and feed it to the dogs!"
Chen Nan scratched his head: "Feed you?"
"I don't... you bastard, how dare you call me a dog!"
"I didn't say you were a dog, you said that yourself."
"But that's what you mean!"
"You're not a roundworm in my belly. How do you know what I mean?" Chen Nan quickly took action and pinched her face: "You idiot, don't be so smart, okay?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun stamped her feet and roared: "Get your dirty hands off!"
Chen Nan looked at her with a smile. Not only did he not let go, but he pinched her face again. It felt soft and bouncy. It was very good.
"I'll beat you to death!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun was carried away by anger for a moment and slapped her face. She originally wanted to hit Chen Nan's hand, but at the critical moment Chen Nan shrank back and ended up with a painful slap on her face.
She screamed and quickly covered her face.
She glared at Chen Nan fiercely. She ran to the sofa and sat down: "You only know how to bully women. What kind of man are you? Humph!"
Su Yixuan looked on from the side, already used to this kind of situation.
In her opinion, these two people are just happy enemies. If they meet one day without a few words, that would be abnormal.
He couldn't help but smile bitterly and said: "Okay, okay, it's true that you two always talk about each other when you can't see each other, but when you meet each other, you immediately start quarreling non-stop. Those who don't know really think that
What hatred is there!"
Chen Nan raised his head: "Who is talking about her?"
"I don't know if you have talked about her or not. But in the past few months since you were away, Concubine Yun has talked about her every day, why hasn't Chen Xiaonan come back yet?" Su Yixuan said with a smile.
Concubine Dongfang Yun immediately jumped up and said, "It's purely because of that fake marriage certificate. If this guy doesn't come back, I can't explain it to my parents."
After saying this, Concubine Dongfang Yun felt that it was false.
Chen Nan walked over and sat down next to her, sighing: "Oh, some people just tell me they have a crush on me. Is it necessary to say what they mean?"
"Shameless, who has a crush on you!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun responded very sensitively and took her seat, but then she realized that she was too excited. This was totally because there was no silver in this place!
Su Yixuan smiled helplessly and tried to smooth things over again: "Do you want to shout louder so that Uncle Dongfang can hear it?"
"Huh, I don't care like an animal."
Concubine Dongfang Yun shook her head and turned on the TV.
Chen Nan simply ignored him, turned to look at Shi'er and said, "You have never drunk before. You will definitely feel dizzy after drinking so much for the first time. Go back to your room and rest."
Shi'er also knew that Chen Nan was worried that she would show her tail again, so she nodded obediently and returned to the room.
In the following time, Chen Nan remained silent and Concubine Dongfang Yun did not speak.
It's completely a Cold War situation.
Finally, Concubine Dongfang Yun couldn't help it anymore: "Hey, Chen Xiaonan, what should I do if my dad asks about the wedding again tomorrow?"
Chen Nan grinned, and Concubine Dongfang Yun thought he had a solution, so she quickly pricked up her ears to listen. However, Chen Nan smiled and said, "Sister Yixuan, you are really getting more and more beautiful."
Animals, perverts!
Concubine Dongfang Yun cursed in her heart, but for the sake of what happened tomorrow, she had to smile and said: "Chen Xiao... no, Anan, is there anything you can do?"
"certainly……"
Chen Nan had just spoken, but at this moment Su Yixuan's cell phone rang.
It's Liu Tiantian's number.
"Xiao Nizi, what's wrong?" Su Yixuan smiled.
But what came over there was Liu Tiantian's extremely anxious cry: "Sister Yixuan, is my cousin here? Please let him answer the phone quickly. Qingqing doesn't know what's going on. He fainted again just now. Why?"
He can't wake up even if he calls, please let him come over quickly."
