Chen Nan looked at the black-feathered chicken on his shoulder and said, "Damn chicken, how about you carry us back?"
"dream!"
The black-feathered chicken screamed loudly and flew away quickly.
Ignoring the weird looks from others, it flapped its wings and flew in front of Chen Nan. It pointed its paws at his nose and cursed: "You black-hearted boy, Master Chicken is already half-dead from exhaustion when he carries you here, and you still want Master Chicken to do it?"
Carrying you two back, you really think Master Chicken is your mount, damn!"
The guests who started to disperse were all attracted by the talking chicken.
Isn’t it said that parrots can only repeat human words? But how come this black and ugly mutated parrot has such a high IQ? It can even curse people.
Feeling the strange looks from everyone around him, the black-haired chicken cursed again
"He, what are you looking at? What is there to see? I have never seen such a handsome chicken. If anyone takes another look at it, I will peck you humble humans to death."
The people around him were speechless for a while.
It's just a chicken, but it's so arrogant that I can't even look at it.
"I just want to see what's wrong with you. You have the ability to peck me!" Suddenly a young man joked.
As soon as he finished speaking, the black-feathered chicken flashed forward, pounced on him and pecked him on the nose. The pain made the guy cover his nose and scream, almost crying for father and mother.
Chen Nan ignored this living treasure and pulled Li Xiao away quickly.
When the black-feathered chicken saw that Chen Nan was gone, it didn't stay much longer. Its feathers stood on end. It scolded everyone present, and finally flew away with its wings flapping.
"In my life, this is the first time that I have been despised by a chicken."
"Halo, I just said a few words of contempt for you, just be satisfied. My nose was even pecked by it, and it's all swollen!"
"Damn it, this bitch can run really fast, otherwise I would have to kill it."
"..."
At the same time, Chen Nan and Li Xiao went to say goodbye to Li Lin and other relatives and left alone.
Walking on the roadside, Li Xiao said: "Let's go eat, I'm a little hungry."
Chen Nan nodded, pointed at the wedding dress on her body and said with a smile: "Then you have to change this first. Otherwise, if you go to other people's restaurants to eat like this, their waiters won't have to work."
"What do you mean?"
Chen Nan smiled and said: "You are so beautiful and you go to a restaurant. The waiter just stares at you, how can you think of working?"
"Glib tongue."
Li Xiao rolled his eyes at him and asked: "By the way, I checked online and found that there was no flight to Nanshan City this morning. How did you get here?"
Chen Nan grabbed her waist and reached out to pinch her side chest and ribs: "Okay, you decided that I couldn't dare to come over, so you called me, right?"
"It's itchy! Stop scratching it, ah, it's itchy!"
Li Xiao twisted around and tried to struggle. But Chen Nan hugged his waist and couldn't escape at all. He smiled and begged for mercy: "Stop scratching, I was wrong! In fact, I just want to test whether you have me in your heart."
If you didn't come, I would just marry Li Jinsong. If you came, as long as you said you would take me away, I would definitely go with you."
Chen Nan said depressedly: "Then you weren't willing at first..."
"You don't usually love me. You don't regret it until I lose it. I'm angry." Li Xiao hugged his arm and said, "If I don't let you repent and let you know that happiness is hard-won, you will never be happy in the future."
You will definitely not cherish me."
"Nonsense. Who said I won't cherish you? Now you are my life. I will risk my life for anyone who dares to touch you."
Li Xiao glared at him and said coquettishly: "You said it nicely. You didn't let me go so easily back then. In fact, as long as you stayed back then, even if it was just a word, I couldn't bear to leave you!"
"I was too stupid at that time and broke your heart."
Chen Nan looked into her eyes, raised his hands and said seriously: "I swear, even if you chop off my head in the future, I will never let go."
"I can't bear to chop your head off."
With a sweet smile on his face, Li Xiao asked: "By the way, you haven't answered me yet, how did you get here?"
Chen Nan glanced at the black-feathered chicken on his shoulder and said, "This guy carried me here."
"Who are you lying to?" Li Xiao rolled his eyes, pointed at the black-feathered chicken and said, "It's so young, how can it carry you?"
Upon hearing this, the black-feathered chicken was unhappy.
It looked up to the sky and crowed a few times, flapped its wings and shouted: "You little kid looks down on chickens so much, I'm going to show you how big your grandpa chicken is."
The black-feathered chicken screamed and landed on the ground, ready to transform into its true form.
Chen Nan quickly grabbed it and threw it on his shoulder: "Don't mess around on the road. Do you want to scare passers-by to death?"
"If you're scared to death, just be scared to death. They're not the same kind as Mr. Chicken. It's none of my business."
Chen Nan was too lazy to talk nonsense with it and took Li Xiao into a clothing store. After changing his clothes, he found a nearby Western restaurant to eat.
After ordering the food, Chen Nan swung the red wine glass in his hand and said, "Here, let's have a drink to celebrate my successful marriage robbery."
"Look at how hard you are."
Li Xiao clinked glasses with him and joked: "Do you think I'm blind? Why do I fall in love with you?"
"What you call good taste is like me, but this is a limited edition of a good man, the only one in the world."
Li Xiao curled his lips and said contemptuously: "I don't see what's so good about you. Not to mention you are younger than me, and you are still a student. You have no money and no house. What's even more deceiving is that you are so carefree. You
Tell me, what do I like about you?"
Chen Nan smiled proudly: "You just like me because I'm handsome."
"With your appearance, does it go hand in hand with the word handsome?" Li Xiao attacked.
"Of course!" Chen Nan nodded confidently: "I'm just handsome in a more euphemistic way, not as obvious as you are beautiful. When you slowly understand in the future, you will know how handsome I really am."
Li Xiao was speechless for a while: "You can just say you are ugly."
"Handsome is handsome, and ugly is ugly. There is an essential difference." Chen Nan said seriously: "You can't look down on us handsome and euphemistic people just because you are obviously beautiful. Your mentality is very wrong. It's
To be severely criticized.”
"..."
After eating, the two went to the airport.
Around five o'clock in the afternoon, the two of them returned to Ningjiang City.
Chen Nan gave the black-haired chicken a few words to let him go back first, while he and Li Xiao went to a nearby hotel.
After entering the room, Li Xiao looked at him and asked, "Aren't you going back tonight?"
Chen Nan shook his head: "I want to accompany you."
Li Xiao smiled charmingly, and his soft, boneless hands fell on Chen Nan's chest, gradually sliding down. Finally, he untied his belt and reached in. He stood on tiptoes and nibbled on Chen Nan's lips: "It's not like I'm the first
That’s it, just go ahead.”
I have a headache due to the cold wind. It’s an old problem. I’ll update it around noon tomorrow.
