Chen Nan scratched his head and soon understood that it must be Chu Wenrou who secretly took Hua Xiaoyan's mobile phone and called her after finding her number. August 1st?
Are you free to scold Grandpa Chen?"
Upon hearing Chen Nan's words, Chu Rouwen became furious and screamed like a pig: "You damn liar, coward, bastard, how dare you scold me? If you have the guts, don't hide away. Let's see how I deal with you!"
"You're such a crazy bitch. You can't even beat my Mimi, but you still want to deal with me? I'll slap you away." Chen Nan sneered.
"Ahhhhh..."
Chu Wenwen was so angry that she yelled several times and roared: "You bastard named Chen, how dare you say that I am not as good as Jiang Xiaomi!"
Chen Nan said disdainfully: "You are not as good as her in the first place. You are not as good as her in appearance, not as good in figure as her, and not as good as her in IQ. You are simply useless."
"She has a butt figure. Didn't you see those two steamed dumplings of hers? They are bras, do you understand?" Chu Wenrou roared at the top of her lungs, and Chen Nan seemed to be able to imagine her going berserk.
"What about yours? Yours seems to be A, smaller than hers."
"You fart, fart, I am obviously C, much older than her!"
"How can you die if you don't brag?" Chen Nan's tone was full of contempt and said: "Can your two Wangzi steamed buns compare with my Mimi's? I think you are just short, you look like
If she gets a little fatter, she will look like a girl with a problem of infertility."
Poor fertility!
Hearing these four words, the fire in Chu Wenrou's heart became stronger than ever before.
She and Jiang Xiaomi have been fighting many times since childhood. The two of them can be said to be sworn enemies, and the thing that makes her feel inferior the most is her height. Jiang Xiaomi is one year younger than her, but he is ten years taller than her.
centimeters.
In fact, Chu Wenwen's height of 1.56 meters is considered the normal height of many women in China.
However, compared with the height of a man like Jiang Xiaomi, she immediately couldn't calm down. Especially when Chen Nan said the word "infertility", Chu Wenrou became even more angry.
"My surname is Chen, I will fight you until death!"
Chen Nan said indifferently: "It's up to you, I won't die anyway if you die."
"You are a thousand-year-old scourge!" Chu Wenwen roared: "If you are still a man, stop hiding and get out of here. I will torture you to death!"
Chen Nan sneered and said: "Am I a simple man? Let's go to a hotel and get a room, and I will immediately let you understand what it means to be a man."
"You stinky shameless person, go to hell!"
Chu Wenrou cursed and said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, do you dare to get out?"
"Uncle, I never know what "get out" means. But, your uncle is free right now. I might as well play with you. Tell me a place. Grandpa, I will come over in a minute." Chen Nan calls himself uncle at one moment and grandpa at another.
, I don’t feel blushing at all.
Chu Wenrou gritted her teeth: "I'm waiting for you at the entrance of Yong'an Department Store. If you still dare to let me go, I will fight you to the death!"
"You little bitch, wait for me!"
Chen Nan hung up the phone, stood up and walked out of the room.
"Chen Xiaonan, where are you going?" Concubine Dongfang Yun asked curiously when she saw Chen Nan coming out.
"No comment."
Chen Nan shrugged, turned and walked out of the hall.
Concubine Dongfang Yun snorted and stamped her feet hard several times, but she couldn't do anything about it. She complained to Su Yixuan: "Sister, this guy is your bodyguard, but why don't you care about him when he goes out to pick up girls at night?"
Su Yixuan smiled: "How do you know he is going to pick up girls?"
"You guessed it, this pervert, what else can happen if he goes out to pick up girls at night?" Dongfang Yunfei said angrily.
Su Yixuan smiled helplessly and said, "I see you acting like this, why do you seem to be jealous?"
"How...how is it possible!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun couldn't help but stutter because of her guilty conscience. She quickly pointed at the TV and said, "Look, look, the news broadcast has started."
"..."
Su Yixuan was speechless, wasn't she really trying to hide it?
Let's say that after Chen Nan went out, he drove to the entrance where Chu Wenwen mentioned.
When drag racing became a habit, things like red lights and driver's license deductions were just a cloud. Now there are quite a lot of cars on the road, but Chen Nan arrived at the place Chu Wenwen agreed to in less than five minutes.
He glanced around and didn't see Chu Wenrou's figure.
"This bitch is too slow." Chen Nan muttered, picked up her cell phone and dialed Hua Xiaoyan's number.
But this time it was not Chu Wenrou who answered the phone, but Hua Xiaoyan herself. The monster chuckled and said: "Chen Nan, why did you suddenly remember to call me? What are you doing?"
"Where is Chu Rourou?" Chen Nan asked.
Hua Xiaoyan was stunned: "I just went out. She hates you so much now. Why are you looking for her?"
"She just called me with your mobile phone and agreed to duel with me, but I didn't see her when I got here, so I asked." Chen Nan said.
"This crazy girl!"
Hua Xiaoyan sighed helplessly and said, "She just has a bad temper. Don't care about her."
"The most I can do is teach her a lesson. Don't worry, she won't get pregnant." Chen Nan laughed and said.
"It's not serious." Hua Xiaoyan said with a smile: "I'm sorry you don't have the courage. If you make her belly bigger, Mimi won't kill you!"
Chen Nan chuckled and said, "My Mimi is asking questions. Believe it or not, even if I make your belly bigger, Mimi won't blame me."
"Screw you, you smooth talker."
Chen Nan was also bored and joked: "You have never kissed me, how do you know that my mouth is oily and my tongue is slippery?"
"Your sister..."
Hua Xiaoyan couldn't help but want to curse.
If the ancients who created this idiom knew that this word was misinterpreted by Chen Nan, they would be so angry that they would jump out of the coffin and fight for Chen Nan.
Chen Nan said: "You are a star after all. As a public figure, you should use civilized language."
"Goodbye, friends."
Hua Xiaoyan was speechless. Even the great sage Confucius couldn't help but curse Chen Nan when he met him.
Chen Nan was about to continue teasing, but at this moment, a voice suddenly came from the side: "Shameless thing, you are teasing my cousin!"
Chu Wenrou's voice was so loud that even Hua Xiaoyan on the other side of the phone heard it and laughed: "Chen Nan, she's here. If you dare to make her belly bigger, then I really admire you."
"I care about your sister..."
"Fuck it, my sister is right in front of you, as long as you have the courage." Hua Xiaoyan laughed and hung up the phone.
Chen Nan glanced at Chu Wenrou and said seriously: "Your cousin said she wanted me to make your belly bigger..."
