Staying at home all day long, in order to write the plot of having sex in the novel, I have to watch Japanese movies every day to learn about having sex.
QQ is online 24 hours a day, and she can see her messages nine times out of ten times she logs in.
Beast: 'Mu, are you feeling better? Let me tell you a joke.'
'It is said that during the war, our country was relatively backward, and aircraft and guns were basically trophies obtained from the Japs. Once, Mao, Zhou, Deng and Lin Biao took a plane seized from the Japs to Sichuan for a meeting. On the way, the plane suddenly suddenly
When encountering a malfunction, it was necessary to parachute in time, but there were only three parachutes on the plane, so Mao said: Now let me ask questions, and the answer is yes, you can parachute. The first question: How many suns are there in the sky? Zhou answered: One. The second question
The first question: How many moons are there in the sky? Deng answered: One. The third question: How many stars are there in the sky? Lin Biao was dumbfounded. He jumped without an umbrella and survived the catastrophe.'
'Unexpectedly, they encountered the same problem on their second trip, with three umbrellas again. Mao asked again: How long was the 25,000-mile Long March? Zhou: The 25,000-mile Long March. Mao: The Long March is dead.
How many people? Deng was doing statistics at the time. When the answer came out, it was Lin Biao who answered. Mao asked: What are the names of those who died in the Long March? Lin... Lin was injured again.'
'The third trip encountered the same problem again. This time Lin stopped playing with them and answered questions. He grabbed a bag and jumped off. Lao Mao hurriedly stretched out his head and shouted to Lin who jumped off the plane: Biaozi, this time
I brought four umbrellas, and what you took was my briefcase.'
'Hahaha, isn't it funny? I almost laughed when I heard this joke.'
Mu Mu, after all, saw Lao Mao's last sentence, "What you are holding is my briefcase," and immediately hit the point of laughter.
He lay on the table holding his stomach and giggling.
Damn, who is so heartless to make up such a joke? It's so funny.
Feiqin: ‘Don’t you use code recently? Why are you so free?’
Beast: 'I just finished handing in the manuscript, and I'm going to take a break. Are you in a better mood? The second master hasn't abused you anymore in the past two days, right? I'm worried to death, you want to be more open.'
Zhao Qingqing is her best friend, and she is the only one who is still willing to care about her and care about her.
The smile on Mu Mu's face gradually faded, and he sent a message back to Zhao Qingqing: "Don't you know me yet? My mood comes and goes quickly. I would rather live as light as a feather than die as heavy as Mount Tai. In order to live and suffer
A bit of abuse is nothing.'
It's not easy to live. Lao Mu wanted to live but suddenly died.
Lu Yifan bullied her, humiliated her, just didn't kill her.
She still obediently washed her face and let him toss her around. The white lotus and the chaste and fierce goddess were all swollen.
Beast: 'Mumu, how long until you come back?'
Bird: 'It's almost time.'
There will be exercises after the assessment, and she doesn't know when they will end.
Beast: 'I'm starting to play Butterfly Dream now. It's so fun. Do you want to play with me?'
Feiqin: ‘I don’t like playing online games.’
She knew that Butterfly Dream was a game under the name of FY and also belonged to Lu Yifan and his family.
Zou Beast: 'Really, I have never seen an online game that can make the background of the game so realistic, and every male player in it is so handsome that you can't help but make love to them.'
Mu Mu looked at the message sent by the 'Zhou Beast' with disdain, "Your level of nymphomaniac has increased again, and you can have sex with avatars. Miss, it's time for you to take medicine to control your condition."
Beast: 'I'll give you a registration number. You can't cheat in reality, but you can play NP as you like in the game.'
