Mu Mu combed his hair nonchalantly with his fingers and said in a lazy tone: "The seduction is done, I don't mind having two maids and one husband with you."
Zhao Qingqing continued: "How about we defraud a sum of money from him, and then we can live a gay life with no worries about food and clothing for the rest of our lives?"
"..." The corner of Mu Mu's mouth twitched twice, and she glanced at the bowl on the table inadvertently. A sly look flashed in her eyes. She lazily changed her posture, pointed at the bowl on the table, and picked at Zhao Qingqing.
He raised his eyebrows, "Then why don't you clear away the dishes quickly?"
"Can we still have fun?" Zhao Qingqing went down to the ground, stood up, bent down to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and scolded him as he did so, "I cooked for you, and I also ate a lot of your saliva, and now I have to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.
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She is a pregnant woman, so there is nothing she can do.
Mu Mu said, "Have you ever tasted my saliva? When we were in school at night, I made instant noodles, and you always had to come up and take a bite. You even wore my underwear."
Zhao Qingqing suddenly stood up straight, pointed at Mu Mu's face with the fingers holding the chopsticks, and complained: "Also, I must have been wearing your underwear during that time when I couldn't pee."
After saying that, she bent down and continued to clean the table.
Mu Mu sat up excitedly after hearing this, "Fart, I was still a virgin at that time and I didn't have any gynecological diseases. How could it cause you to have trouble peeing?"
After saying that, before Zhao Qingqing could speak back, she added: "It's obviously you who worships foreigners and favors foreigners. You have supported island country films for a long time, and you are holding back because you are not satisfied."
"You are getting more and more dirty, vulgar, and perverted." Zhao Qingqing was not to be outdone, and his mouth was no less damaging to others, "You are the same as your once-a-night Lang Lu Ershao."
Mu Mu heard this and cursed: "Get out!"
After scolding Zhao Qingqing and seeing him holding the bowl and leaving, she raised her leg and kicked her in the vagina.
Zhao Qingqing thought of something and suddenly turned around, "I remember one time when you were a sophomore in college, you asked me to borrow money to buy sanitary napkins, and you haven't paid me back the money yet."
Mu Mu glared at her, "You still have the nerve to tell me how many packs of instant noodles you owe me but haven't paid back? Huh?"
As she spoke, she touched the pillow beside her and threw it towards Zhao Qingqing as hard as she could.
Zhao Qingqing was fooled in a flash.
"Haha" she held the bowl and entered the kitchen with a smile, humming a little tune in the kitchen.
The corners of Mu Mu's mouth curled up as she listened to Zhao Qingqing's ditty.
She thinks that everyone will have a roommate who can be called a best friend when they are in school. At the beginning of the month, they will spend the living expenses just given by the family with you, and at the end of the month, they will accompany you to eat instant noodles.
There is no distinction between you and me, our relationship is so good that we wear the same pair of pants.
But not every pair of best friends in college can stay together like her and Qingqing until now.
Because they help each other and tolerate each other, just like now, she cooks noodles for her with a smile and washes the dishes for her with a smile.
He doesn't sleep at night, and he sleeps during the day without waking up.
If Luo Jian hadn't come over, they wouldn't know how long they would have slept.
Zhao Qingqing fell asleep on the sofa immediately after finishing writing at night.
She sat cross-legged on the sofa, rubbing her eyes sleepily and yawning repeatedly.
Mu Mu's spirit was not much better than hers, and she lazily leaned on the sofa and didn't want to move.
Luo Jian looked at their state and shook his head helplessly, "Did you two become thieves last night?"
"It's coded." Zhao Qingqing pointed to the computer placed on the coffee table and replied lazily.
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