1.Chapter 1 Do the police still care how old people are weaned?
Be lenient if you confess, be harsh if you resist.
Li Mengnan withdrew his eyes from the eight bright red and eye-catching blow molded characters on the old white wall. He took out a foot from his flip-flops, scratched his calf that was itchy from the fan, and looked at the person behind the desk in boredom.
A heroic policewoman with a cold eyebrow.
Her chest is straight and her buttocks are up, and her face is square. Even though she is a little tall at nearly 1.8 meters tall and her skin is a little darker, but paired with the upright blue and black police uniform, she still has a different kind of wildness.
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"I'll give you one last chance. If you confess now, you can still get leniency."
Wu Ansu straightened his body, leaning on the table with one hand and leaning his upper body slightly forward. This was a secret taught by the veteran policemen in the bureau. It is said that this posture can give the other party a certain sense of oppression during interrogation.
It's a pity that she met her opponent this time.
"Officer, do you know? Aunt Wang from the east end of our village said the same thing when she checked her husband's small vault, but Uncle Wang always died miserably and miserably."
Li Mengnan smiled slightly, his eyes narrowed like a cat basking in the sun.
"you!"
Wu Ansu slapped the case and stood up, her plump breasts trembling slightly under the police uniform.
A piece of paper with "Quit Anger" written on it was pushed from the side, and her partner He Weigui shook his head gently at her.
Wu Ansu was suddenly shocked to realize that his emotions were controlled by the guy in front of him. He took a deep breath to suppress his anger, picked up a pen and paper and prepared to take notes.
Seeing the transcript being smashed by Wu Ansu, the old policeman He Weijui couldn't help but reveal a wry smile.
This girl from the Wu family is good at everything, quick at work, and pretty, but she can never get rid of her bad temper and impatience. The superiors did not directly arrange for her to join the criminal police team, but first decentralized her to the grassroots for training. It was really foresight.
But having said that, as a veteran policeman with more than 20 years of police experience, He Weijui can be regarded as knowing a lot of people. No matter what thieves, gangsters, and gangsters, whoever enters the police station is not afraid and wants to report every fart, but it is very easy.
Rarely have I met someone like the young man in front of me who dares to act impoverished and boring with the police.
Not that it has never happened before, but such people are either benevolent people with righteous thoughts, or they are calm and cunning evildoers.
But this young man obviously doesn't care about either.
He Weijui can only think that this person is born with a rough nerve.
"In that case, let's follow the procedure."
He Weigui lit a cigarette and raised his hand to signal Wu Ansu to take notes.
"Name?"
"Li Mengnan."
"Macho man?"
Although he knew it was just a homophone, Wu Ansu was still shocked by this weird name, and subconsciously looked at Li Mengnan in front of him a few more times.
He has an ordinary face, medium-long hair with no visible hairstyle, and a body of almost 1.75 meters which can be considered standard, but not strong at all. The total cost of wearing a T-shirt, shorts, flip-flops may be less than 100 yuan.
No matter how you look at the summer cooling suit, it is no different from the young man who drinks beer and brags at the food stall at night.
Feeling the strange look in Wu Ansu's eyes, Li Mengnan smiled nonchalantly. He was used to this kind of misunderstanding.
"A strong man must look within."
"Bah! Hooligan!" Wu Ansu suddenly turned cold.
Li Mengnan picked up the cigarette case on the table familiarly, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. After getting He Weigui's permission, he lit it with a lighter and said: "Mongolia is in Mongolia Province, south is in the south. My home is in a village in the south of Mongolia Province."
It’s a small village, so my grandfather named it to save trouble.”
"age?"
"Twenty is exactly two months away."
"Profession?"
"student."
"I don't think so?" Wu Ansu suddenly put down his pen and smiled coldly.
"Of course, strictly speaking, being a student does not count as a profession, so you can also think of me as a juggler who has been passed down from my ancestors."
Li Mengnan grinned, displayed the half-smoked cigarette in front of Wu Ansu and He Weigui, and suddenly pressed the sparkling end into the center of his palm.
"what you do!"
Wu Ansu was immediately shocked. She had heard that some "hob meat" would deliberately mutilate themselves to frame the police for using violence to extract confessions. She immediately swung her long legs and flew over the desk, grabbing Li Mengnan's wrist tightly.
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"Relax, officer, you will scare me if you startle like this..."
Li Mengnan opened his palms and shook them towards Wu Ansu. There were no traces of burns on his smooth palms, and even the half-smoked cigarette was gone.
"Very nice magic trick."
He Weigui applauded a few times. As an old policeman who is still fighting on the front line of anti-poaching, he has seen a lot of tricks that "have everything up his sleeve". He can play them to the point where he can't see any flaws. The Li Mengnan in front of him is still
only one.
"I prefer to call this kind of trivial deception a trick. The high-end and classy name of magic is actually all done by those foreign devils to bluff people and swindle money..."
Li Mengnan suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Wu Ansu's ear. The cigarette was again in his hand, and the bright sparks were not even extinguished.
Li Mengnan held the cigarette in his mouth and took a deep breath. He looked slightly surprised and said: "Well, officer, are you still a virgin? This kind of pure body fragrance that has been brewing for more than 20 years is rare now... But then again
, you are still a virgin in your mid-twenties, police officer, you are quite tragic, or your boyfriends are quite tragic."
"shut up!"
Wu Ansu suddenly blushed and grabbed Li Mengnan's collar angrily.
"Xiao Su! Pay attention to discipline!"
"Uncle He, but look at him..."
Under He Weigui's stern scolding, Wu Ansu reluctantly let go of Li Mengnan's collar, returned to the desk, and continued to cast vicious glances at him with a bulging face.
He Weigui shook his head with a helpless smile. Although Li Mengnan was very mean-mouthed, he really hit Wu Ansu's sore spot.
Ever since her father died unexpectedly, the only daughter of an old leader had devoted herself to studying. After four years of studying at the police academy, she was like a boy. Later, someone introduced her to several men with comparable conditions in all aspects.
Nice men, but without exception they all failed because they couldn't stand her fiery personality and workaholic work habits. One of them was even beaten to a broken bone by her because of a slightly over-the-top intimate move.
Ever since, the name of the "Female Tyrannosaurus Rex" of the police force has spread like wildfire, and no one dared to mention introducing her boyfriend to Wu Ansu anymore.
Although the beauty is good, she still has to die...
Wu Ansu suppressed his anger and took out a locked iron milk powder can from the luggage piled on the table and placed it on the table with the trademark side facing Li Mengnan.
"Okay, let's get down to business...can you tell me what's in this jar? You're not going to tell me that you're still drinking baby formula at the age of twenty, are you?"
After staring at the smiling baby face on the milk powder can for a few seconds, Li Mengnan rubbed his scalp with the hand holding the cigarette, looked at Wu Ansu seriously and said: "Officer, I wonder if you have heard that Orientals generally
Is there a physical condition called lactose intolerance?”
"Don't try to change the concept for me! I'm not asking you what kind of milk powder you drink! I'm asking you, why is there milk powder in your luggage?"
"Hey? Do the police still care about the age at which people are weaned?" Li Mengnan looked surprised.
Wu An Sufei was almost furious. This was the first time she had encountered such a difficult guy. If the police force hadn't been disciplined, she would have definitely taken out her gun and killed this guy.
He Weigui coughed lightly and once again reminded Wu Ansu to calm down. He picked up the tea cup and blew away the tea leaves floating on it. He said calmly: "You have the right to drink whatever you want, but it is also our police's duty to maintain social stability and protect the safety of citizens' lives and property."
...We now suspect that you are carrying contraband and need to check your personal belongings. We hope you can cooperate with our work."
"Old comrades are still reliable. If you had told me this earlier, I would have cooperated." Li Mengnan shrugged nonchalantly, and while taking out the keys, he did not forget to twitch his eyebrows provocatively at Wu Ansu across from him.
Wu Ansu clenched her teeth tightly and almost crushed the gel pen she used to record.
Auntie, I can't stand it! If there is nothing wrong with this milk powder, forget it. If anything is found to be wrong, your death will be ugly!
The lock is unlocked and the lid is opened.
Wu Ansu couldn't wait to grab the milk powder can, her beautiful red eyes suddenly lit up, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up in a proud arc.
There was a jar full of off-white powdery substance, but it was obviously not milk powder.
Wu Ansu patted the milk powder can and asked sharply: "Li Mengnan, what is this?"
Li Mengnan didn't panic at all, grinned calmly and said: "Don't you know the police officer?"
"Hmph! It seems you won't shed tears after seeing the coffin!"
Wu Ansu picked up a little powder from the milk powder can with the tip of her slender oval little finger, put it into her mouth and tasted it. The indescribable strange taste and harsh texture made her frown.
"This thing seems a bit familiar." He Weigui glanced inside and said thoughtfully.
"Yes... these are my grandfather's ashes, which were cremated recently." Li Mengnan nodded and said seriously.
vomit--!
Wu Ansu's pretty face changed several colors in an instant, and she suddenly covered her mouth and ran out of the interrogation room. She didn't even have time to close the door, and faintly could hear the sound of vomiting coming from outside the corridor.
"Old comrade, you have seen it, don't blame me for this... This is called preconception, isn't it?" Li Mengnan spread his hands regretfully, looking quite innocent.
"Then why didn't you stop her just now?" He Weigui said angrily and funny.
Li Mengnan knocked the slippers on his feet a few times, then picked up a cigarette and put it in his mouth again, shrugged his shoulders and said disapprovingly: "My grandfather is an old bachelor. Apart from occasionally peeking at a few widows in the village bathing, he has never really touched him in his life.
There is nothing I can do for him when he is alive. After death, I can let him have a tongue kiss with a beautiful woman. Even if I do my last filial piety for him..."
puff--!
He Weigui, who was drinking tea, sprayed it all over the floor.
"Okay, classmate, you can leave. It seems this time is just a misunderstanding." He Weigui didn't dare to keep this immortal anymore. God knows what trouble would happen if he stayed.
"Wait a minute!" Wu Ansu, whose face turned blue from vomiting, leaned against the door frame of the interrogation room and seemed to still not give up. He walked to He Weigui and whispered in a low voice: "Uncle He, I still think there is something fishy about this matter. How about you?"
Take this box of...things and check the ingredients?"
He Weigui took a sip of tea from the cup, patted Wu Ansu's shoulder comfortingly with his thick hand, and said sincerely: "Xiao Su, I can understand your eagerness to make meritorious deeds and show it to your father, but haste leads to haste.
It's not good! We are on the eastern coast, not on the southwest border. How can a major drug-related case be encountered so easily by a grassroots police officer like us?"
"But……"
He Weigui had watched Wu Ansu grow up, and of course he knew that she was just angry now. He smiled and said: "Forget it, there are so many people with eccentricities these days. Didn't I see an inflatable doll covered with it last time?"
Carrying it around like a dead body? I checked that kid's luggage, and it contains Zhang Donghai University's admission notice. It seems like he is just a freshman coming to report."
"But Uncle He...look at him!"
Seeing Wu Ansu's face turning red with anger, He Weigui turned his head in confusion, only to find that Li Mengnan was still standing there with his luggage.
"Why don't you leave? Didn't I say it was okay?" He Weigui asked strangely.
"I don't know the way!" Li Mengnan looked innocent, "Originally, I was supposed to take the school bus to pick up the new students, but I was brought here by you before I even left the train station. I'm not a local.
How do you know how to go?"
He Weigui patted his forehead, he had really forgotten about this.
"Don't you know how to call a taxi? What's that thing under your nose? A decoration?" Wu Ansu was furious when he saw Li Mengnan's triumphant look, and sneered back unceremoniously.
"Why!" Li Mengnan immediately quit and jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on. "Why should the people themselves bear the responsibility for the property losses caused by your work errors?"
He Weigui covered his face again, this big hat was put on his head, and he returned it to the people. This kid is completely invulnerable to water and fire, and is invulnerable to oil and salt.
"Then what do you want?" Wu Ansu wanted to say that in the worst case, I would pay for your fare, but he felt that it would be too shameless to give in like this, so he swallowed the second half of his words.
Li Mengnan asked He Weigui for another cigarette, blew out the smoke ring and thought for a moment: "I remember that the police seem to have a business, which is to send lost children and old ladies home..."