"A novice like you can use a burlesque performance style, which can effectively cover up mistakes in the performance."
After thinking briefly, Li Mengnan gave a position that is currently most suitable for Zhao Yingjun.
"Comical performance style? Are you being a clown?" When it comes to comedy, the first thing that comes to Zhao Yingjun's mind is McDonald's.
"No, not as a clown."
Li Mengnan picked up a magic prop box in the box, then put in an egg that had been prepared long ago and covered it with a cloth.
Zhao Yingjun's eyes widened, but he didn't show much expectation, because he had known for a long time that after pressing the button, the flap inside would automatically flip over, removing the things hidden behind and the eggs.
But when you lift the veil, the eggs are still eggs.
Zhao Yingjun didn't understand what this meant and cast a questioning look at Li Mengnan.
"This is a performance style that turns magic into a comedy. The magician will deliberately make the magic fail to generate laughter, and then when the magic is successfully completed, the contrast between the before and after will further increase the visual impact of the entire magic show."
This style of comic performance is not common in the magic world, not that no one wants to use it, mainly because many magicians nowadays are too handsome, and it is difficult to show the embarrassing sense of humor when pretending to fail in magic.
Zhao Yingjun has no such worries at all. With his short, fat moustache and highly contrasting name, even if he does nothing, he has a natural comedic effect when he stands on the stage. It is simply incompatible with this kind of comic performance style.
A perfect match.
And because no one except the magic performer knows the entire magic performance process, even if something goes wrong unexpectedly, because of the foreshadowing at the beginning, no one in the audience will think it is a performance accident, but will think it is another performance accident.
A magician's trick.
The two of them had just finished checking all the magic props for the performance, when the curtain on one side of the backstage lounge suddenly opened, and a group of young girls who had just changed into their performance costumes walked out of it talking and laughing.
The appearance of these young girls immediately brightened the entire backstage. Their uniform dance costumes made them a dazzling whole. Although any one of them is not stunning, there are so many young girls full of health and vitality.
Standing together, it is a very eye-catching scenery in itself.
The eyes of the nearby animals suddenly went straight, and their eyes hungrily passed over the exposed slender waists and plump thighs of the girls, feeling as if they might pounce on them and take a bite at any time.
If human sight could be displayed in a tangible way like laser light, Li Mengnan could imagine that the bodies of these girls must be densely packed with small green light spots.
As for what? Aren’t they just some whiter thighs! They look like they haven’t eaten meat for several years. Do they still have the qualities of a highly educated person?
Li Mengnan took out his cell phone and snapped photos while despising the local bastards around him with an incomparable sense of psychological superiority.
After these girls appeared, Zhao Yingjun, who had been studying suddenly with his magic notes, suddenly became excited, took Li Mengnan's arm and shook it vigorously, whispering: "It's her! It's her! It's her..."
"...our hero Xiao Nezha?"
There is always only one channel on the TV in the school cafeteria. Li Mengnan has been brainwashed by the stupid cartoon recently, and the following words blurted out without even thinking about it.
"Well, it's that Nezha... Bah! What Nezha, it's that girl!" Zhao Yingjun was also abducted without noticing.
"Oh? Your true love has appeared?"
Li Mengnan followed Zhao Yingjun's gaze and saw a petite round-faced girl among the group of girls in hot pants.
A pair of big cartoon character-like eyes blinked, and the long black hair hung down on the shoulders. Two separate bunches from the fingers were combed out on both sides of the head, and two small horns were tied up, which were playfully picked up on both sides, following the body.
The movements are rhythmic, jumping up and down, left and right, which looks extremely cute.
To use a popular saying on the Internet, it almost makes people cry.
Although this girl is the shortest in the entire group, with a flat figure and no attractive figures like those around her, but with this cute baby face, she becomes the whole
The most conspicuous presence in the team.
But Li Mengnan knows very well that this sense of stunning is just like standing out from the crowd. Oh, no, it should be the contrast of a chicken standing out from the crowd. Among a group of long-legged ladies, there will naturally be a strong feeling when there is a loli who is obviously a bit shorter.
Cute contrast.
Of course, we have to admit that this pseudo-loli has a really good foundation. If Zhao Yingjun was placed among the group of future male models at the Fashion Institute of Technology, the contrast would be there, but the cuteness might not be obvious.
This story tells us a truth: means can only be auxiliary. Without real strength, playing tricks will only kill yourself.
The Shu Han failed to live up to their expectations, and Zhuge Liang failed to achieve anything during his six visits to Qishan, and finally died of exhaustion in Wuzhangyuan. The Wei and Jin Dynasties did not have any top advisers, but they only relied on promotion along the way, and finally unified the Three Kingdoms in the troubled times.
The topic has gone too far.
"Sao Nian, you have good taste!" Li Mengnan patted Zhao Yingjun's fleshy shoulder approvingly and commented seriously: "This woman has clear eyes and speaks without any hesitation. She must be a simple-minded person.
The eyebrows are neat and tidy, the complexion is rosy and shiny, and nine times out of ten, the body should still be in perfect condition..."
"Why do these words sound familiar to you? Are you possessed by Liang Sanbo?" Zhao Yingjun asked curiously.
"Everything in the world can be understood through knowledge, and all roads lead to Rome."
Li Mengnan's girl-watching technique is based on sophisticated psychological analysis, which is completely different from Liang Sanbo's technique which relies entirely on years of experience in picking up girls.
However, Li Mengnan also has to admit that Liang Sanbo's experience is sometimes more reliable than his psychological analysis.
Sure enough, real knowledge comes from the front line of labor.
Zhao Yingjun scratched his head and giggled. When he heard his sweetheart being praised, his heart immediately overflowed with happiness... even though it was still just a secret love.
"What are you still doing? Come up and say hello!" Li Mengnan nudged Zhao Yingjun from behind and muttered in the direction of the girl.
Zhao Yingjun was so frightened that he quickly stepped back, waved his hands repeatedly, and said with a red face: "I...I don't know her..."
"You won't try to create conditions if there are no conditions? You can learn from Liang Sanbo. This guy is like no other, and his pick-up skills are still very reliable."
Zhao Yingjun did see Liang Sanbo chatting up girls.
That time, four buddies who were sleeping together were returning from a dinner party. On the way, they saw a beautiful woman eating potato chips. Liang Sanbo immediately rushed over to her and shyly asked for potato chips.
Because this guy's behavior was so weird, the beauty didn't even think about striking up a conversation, so she curiously asked, "Why do you want my potato chips?"
Liang Sanbo's eyes were red at that time, and he said that he had just seen a cat in the grass. It was as skinny as a stick and was about to starve to death. He wanted to feed the cat some potato chips.
The girl immediately felt that Liang Sanbo was really a compassionate and good person, so she took the initiative to go feed the cats with Liang Sanbo. Liang Sanbo took her to a nearby grove and walked around, giving her her name and phone number when she came out.
The number is obtained.
However, Liang Sanbo was still a step too late. Before he could find a chance to call and ask out the girl again, the girl was successfully taken over by a senior in the same department. Liang Sanbo was so angry that he scratched her for nearly ten times during the evening self-study.
Minutes blackboard.
Although the ending may be a little off, we have to admit that this is a quite classic case of successful pickup.
"But...she's not eating anything either..." Zhao Yingjun obviously still doesn't understand what it means to learn and apply.
"If you die suddenly one day, I will never doubt that you are stupid." Li Mengnan covered his face and expressed that he was desperate for Zhao Yingjun's emotional intelligence below the altitude. He hated him and said: "The primary goal of striking up a conversation is not success, but
It is to leave a deep enough impression on the other party... You go find a brick, walk over and ask her directly, Gu Liang, did you drop this brick?"
"This...is this possible? Besides, there are no bricks here..." Zhao Yingjun looked horrified.
Li Mengnan felt that helping Zhao Yingjun pick up girls was simply the worst decision he had ever made in his life.
This kid is too down-to-earth! He is really looking for whatever he is looking for? Don’t you understand what exaggerated rhetoric is? You can figure it out even with your toes. Is there any way to strike up a conversation?
Just when Li Mengnan was still tangled in grinding his teeth with Zhao Yingjun, an unexpected situation happened. A boy actually walked in front of the petite girl first.
Judging from the position of this boy standing in the background, he seems to be a freshman this year. He is wearing a neat and gorgeous black dress that is very stylish with his tall figure. His skin is fair and his facial features are regular. He looks like a prince from a fairy tale.
Feel.
As for whether he is handsome or not, it is difficult to comment on Li Mengnan, who is of the same sex, but as soon as this boy appeared, the eyes of many girls around him started to shine. I believe this should explain the problem.
"Reality is indeed more bloody than romantic dramas. A love rival appears so soon? Handsome, I can't see that your boy has the talent to be the leading actor in idol dramas..."
Li Mengnan put his elbow on Zhao Yingjun's shoulder and looked at him with pity.
Let your kid pretend to be innocent! Are you dumbfounded now? She could have been the first wife, but now she can only be the mistress...
"Beauty, you lost your stuff."
The boy in the dress walked up to the petite girl and stretched out his hand, showing a spring-like smile, and the two rows of neat teeth seemed to be shining.
The petite girl didn't expect that the other party would talk to her. She was obviously stunned for a moment, looked at the boy's empty hand, tilted her head and said with a confused face: "I don't seem to have dropped anything, and what's in your hand?"