147. Chapter 147 Is this fat man here for a talk show?
Miao Miaomiao, who was standing side by side with Li Mengnan, clenched her fists and made a cheering gesture. Zhao Yingjun suddenly became as excited as if he had been pumped, and his words became sharper.
"At this New Year's Party, I originally wanted to sing. The guy who broke the guitar string just now was my partner. Later, he abandoned me. He said, handsome, people want money to sing, and you sing for money.
Damn it, you'd better perform something else, you don't want to see blood all over the floor right after school starts..."
Zhao Yingjun's opening remarks were completely self-made. Don't look at this guy, but because he has been chatting with people on the Internet for a long time, he is quite good at telling various jokes. Everyone in the nearby dormitories knows that as long as he gets familiar with it,
This guy is actually more talkative than Liang Sanbo.
Zhao Yingjun's image itself is full of joy, and he speaks with a slight Hunan accent. His vivid imitation of the dialogue and expressions of the two people immediately made the whole audience laugh.
"Isn't this little fat guy here to perform a talk show?" Professor He couldn't help but laugh, covering his mouth.
"Well, this opening is a bit interesting. We are chatting and performing at the same time. It is quite similar to the traditional Chinese magic performance style." The bald director Ke Ke also nodded secretly. It was rare for a program to be so appealing to him.
"Singing was no longer allowed. I was thinking about dancing. I signed up for a dance class and took two lessons. The teacher gave me the money back. He said he couldn't find where my waist was.
Teach me..."
Zhao Yingjun innocently looked down at his round and round belly and twisted a few times unwillingly. The audience burst into laughter again.
Li Mengnan nodded secretly. Although Zhao Yingjun had no talent in magic performances, he was indeed talented in comedy performances. With just a few words, the atmosphere on the entire stage was completely aroused.
To put it in jargon, the audience is completely engaged.
"I was squatting backstage just now, and people asked me if I was delivering water to the backstage. I said I was a magician, but no one believed me. They also said, if you saw it, then that's the magician."
Zhao Yingjun raised his hand and pointed at Pei Jun, who was standing at the edge of the stage.
"After that man left, I thought about it. We are all human beings. Why is he the one who does magic and I am the one who delivers water? Later I figured it out - because I am not as handsome as him."
The audience burst into laughter again.
Pei Junmeng's expression was very awkward. Although Zhao Yingjun was just teasing himself, there was always a feeling that he was being mocked between the lines, which made him very unhappy.
"What should I do if I'm not handsome? It's definitely too late for plastic surgery, but I can change my clothes. A man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle. I'll change. I'll change into a famous brand! I'll change my clothes to Adidas, my trousers to Pushkin, and my shoes.
Clinton's, and the belt for Yeltsin..."
The audience in the audience almost burst into laughter. This little fat guy is so interesting. Even if he doesn't perform magic, this talk show is still worth watching.
What made them even more unexpected was that after Zhao Yingjun finished speaking, he took out a hula hoop-like thing with many colorful strips of cloth from the box on the table, and put it on his head. The original T-shirt and vest immediately turned into a set.
Gray coat robe.
"Fuck!" Pei Junmeng couldn't help but cursed.
This is the simplest prop magic. The clothes to be replaced are hidden in the circle of colored strips using a special folding method. One set can be worn on the body from top to bottom. However, due to the visual obstruction of the colored strips and the extremely high speed,
If it is fast, it will give people the feeling of being conjured out of thin air.
This extremely simple prop magic is just a toy for beginners. Magicians with even moderate skills would not even bother to perform this kind of magic. Unexpectedly, after being foreshadowed by a few words from this fat man, a magical chemistry actually emerged.
The reaction was amazing.
Pei Jun's shocked expression was noticed by Li Mengnan, and he thought to himself, Saonian, you are still very young on the road of magic! After all, magic is a performance for people to watch, and it does not start from the audience's senses.
Being addicted to showing off will only lead you further down the wrong path.
The audience in the audience did not expect that Zhao Yingjun would change at his request. The strong contrast between before and after made everyone immediately burst into warm applause and cheers.
This is actually like the song "In Spring". Obviously Wang Feng can sing better than Xuri Yanggang, but the feeling is far less shocking and flavorful than Xuri Yanggang. This is the effect brought about by the contrast.
"Even though this dress is inconspicuous, it is a hand-sewn limited edition. It is said that rich people nowadays wear this." Zhao Yingjun dusted off the non-existent dust on his clothes with satisfaction, "Don't tell me,
Putting on these clothes, my mother no longer has to worry about me looking like a water delivery boy..."
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Speaking of water, after talking to you for so long, I'm really thirsty."
Zhao Yingjun asked for a bottle of mineral water from an audience member in the audience and poured it into a disposable paper cup. As soon as he picked it up to drink, a suspicious expression appeared on his face. He picked up the cup and looked left and right, and finally turned it upside down.
Not a drop of water came out from inside.
There was another sound of surprise in the audience, and the audience's reaction was no less than when Pei Junmeng performed just now.
Pei Junmeng gritted his steel teeth at this moment and scolded the audience in his heart - you ignorant idiots! The water has not disappeared at all! There are special chemical preparations in the disposable paper cups that can be used in the
It reacts with water in a very short period of time and turns into a solid that sticks to the wall of the cup. Unless you shake it hard, it will not fall out at all! You have all been deceived!
He didn't seem to realize at all that he had just deceived the audience in this way.
Due to time constraints, Zhao Yingjun only performed three of the magic tricks prepared. Judging from the audience's reaction, the effect was obviously quite good.
"Li Mengnan, I don't understand. Is Zhao Yingjun's magic more powerful, or is that boy's magic just now more powerful?"
Miao Miaomiao still doesn't know Pei Junmeng's name, so she can only use "that boy" instead.
"Your question is not rigorous. There is no difference between simple magic and complex magic. However, in terms of performance difficulty, compared with that boy's magic, Zhao Yingjun's magic is like the difference between a paper airplane and a model airplane."
When Li Mengnan talked about Pei Junyong, he actually used "that boy" instead. His intentions were extremely sinister.
Miao Miaomiao was immediately confused and wondered: "Since that boy is more powerful, why do I think Zhao Yingjun's performance is better?"
It is not surprising that Miao Miaomiao would have this view. Li Mengnan believed that not only Miao Miaomiao, but also most of the audience would have this feeling at this moment.
In fact, the reason is very simple, because what Zhao Yingjun performs is prop magic, which is a magic completely designed for stage performance. The bigger the props, the better the stage effect.