"Isn't this... inappropriate? Although these are things that the previous landlord didn't want, after all, there are still Bao'er and Sister Minnie..."
After all, the previous landlord was a professional mistress, and all his clothes were famous brands. Although they may not be as good as Leyouyou Zhuangjia, who can buy a coat worth tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands, but he can still get it for two or three thousand.
Even if they are just second-hand goods at the moment, if they are sold online and left unused, they will probably make a lot of money. How can Qingche dare to accept them?
But looking at the little girl's reluctant eyes, she obviously still likes these beautiful clothes very much.
"Forget it about my sister. If I want to wear these clothes, I probably have to put on a cotton-padded jacket...ah, what a painful realization!" Before Li Mengnan could speak, Xiao Baoer helped to persuade: "Just take it if my brother tells you to take it.
, maybe one day you will become my sister-in-law, we are all part of the same family, why are you so polite?"
"Go away! You are the only one who talks a lot!"
Li Mengnan slapped Xiao Bao'er on the back of the head. The so-called "candidate girlfriend agreement" between him and Qing Che was just a temporary word of comfort, but if Xiao Bao'er was allowed to be so messy, sooner or later the lie would become true.
Qingche originally wanted to refuse, but Xiao Baoer's words of "sister-in-law" made her feel numb. Thinking about it carefully, she had to hand over her body to Brother Meng Nan tonight, so being so polite would be too alienating.
What's more, besides her, there are really not many people in the size of this dress who can wear it so well.
"Then... I'll just put them here first. I don't have such a big place to put these clothes at home, and my dad will definitely ask questions when he sees them."
"That's right! After all, everyone belongs to my brother, why do you still care about this little thing?" Xiao Baoer hooked Qing Che's neck and continued to tease her, "Besides, you dress more nicely, I
It's so nice to look at, brother... How could my brother be interested in you if you were wearing such a boring school uniform all day long?"
This little girl is talking about "interest", right? It's "interest", right? Why do I always feel that she is talking about "sexual interest"...
Li Mengnan found that it was difficult for him to judge all the actions and words of this little girl Xiao Baoer with pure thinking.
There was a hair dryer in the cabinet outside the bathroom, but whether it was because it had not been used for a long time or it was already broken, nothing happened when I plugged it in.
This is a tough time for Xiao Baoer and Qing Che. Both of these two little girls have long hair, one reaches the back and the other reaches the waist, and the hair strands are both thick and dense. If they are allowed to dry naturally, it will probably take less than a few hours.
It can't be done anymore.
"I have nothing to do. Why don't we watch a movie?"
Anyway, I couldn't sleep until my hair was dry, so Xiao Baoer immediately made a suggestion that seemed very reliable.
"Where did the movie come from?" Li Mengnan asked curiously.
Today, only the most basic water, electricity and gas are turned on, and the Internet and cable TV have not yet been turned on, so the computer and TV in the room are just decorations at the moment.
"Dang, dang, dang!" Xiao Baoer stood on the sofa, with one foot on the backrest, and accompanied by the music that appeared in his mouth, he raised a portable hard drive the size of a playing card with his hands like offering treasures, "Look what this is! Tonight
We rely on it to stay happy all night long!"
"Huh? Bao'er, where did you find this thing?"
Qingche tidied up almost every corner of the room today, but he didn't remember that there was such a mobile hard drive.
"You are blind under the light! This mobile hard drive is in the cabinet of the computer desk, buried under several installation CDs."
Qingche suddenly realized that because of time constraints, she had only been cleaning the surface of the house, and had not looked at the places where there was basically no dust, such as the inside of drawers and cabinets.
"How do you know this is a movie?" Li Mengnan asked.
"When I found this mobile hard drive, I had already secretly opened the computer and looked at it. There were many folders in it, as well as high-definition Blu-ray ones. The entire 3T capacity was almost full..."
Xiao Baoer raised his nose proudly, his expression seemed to say, I am so capable, come and praise me.
Although the 50-inch LCD TV in the living room is from three years ago, it does not lag behind in terms of functionality. As long as it is connected to the USB socket, it can play various mainstream audio and video files through the built-in decoder, and the operation menu is also very user-friendly.
, the three of them read the instructions and entered the selection page without much effort.
Sure enough, as Xiao Baoer said, the mobile hard drive is divided into many folders, including almost all movie categories such as action movies, science fiction movies, comedy movies, war movies, etc. Obviously, the owner of this hard drive should be a movie fan, and he probably relies on these movies.
Come to kill boring time.
"Then what are we watching?"
As far as Li Mengnan is concerned, he prefers to watch science fiction movies with big scenes and big production, but after all, there are two little lolita around him. Even if he follows the principle of the minority obeying the majority, he still has to ask these two people for their opinions.
"Do you still need to ask? For such a big TV, of course you need to watch high-definition Blu-ray! It doesn't matter what the show is, the key is to have high-definition! High-definition!"
Xiao Baoer hurriedly said that it seemed that she had been resenting the blurry images of the old-fashioned picture tube color TV at home for a long time.
"I...I don't have any objection either."
Qingche is a girl with no independent opinions, and she is also curious about the effect of watching high-definition movies on such a large TV.
Probably because the battery has not been replaced for a long time, the TV remote control is not very sensitive. I fiddled with it for a while before I finally clicked on the "High Definition Blu-ray" folder.
However, facing the rows of English titles inside, the two "semi-literate" girls with only junior high school education were completely dumbfounded.
"What kind of movies are these? Brother, do you know them?" Xiao Baoer asked Li Mengnan.
After all, Li Mengnan is not a foreign language major, and his English level is only that of a high school textbook. He has never seen many words before, so he shook his head and said: "I don't know very well... many foreign movies will be modified during translation when they arrive in China."
name, so even if you recognize these words, you may not know which movie it corresponds to."
"Why don't you just choose one first? If it doesn't look good, we can change it to something else." Qingche made a very safe suggestion.
"Then let me choose!" Xiao Baoer volunteered to take over this task of competing for character.
It's a pity that the damn remote control didn't work well again. After pressing it for a long time, there was no response. Li Mengnan didn't care how Xiao Baoer frantically fiddled with the poor remote control. He just took this time to go to the bathroom and put some water in it, otherwise he would be in danger later.
It's a tragedy when you encounter a good movie like that that doesn't have any peeing spots throughout.
Just when Li Mengnan untied his belt and took out his little brother, he heard a cheer from two little lolita in the living room. It seemed that the poor remote control had been squeezed out of the remaining power.
"Brother!" Xiao Baoer suddenly shouted in the living room.
"Um?"
"What does FBI mean?"
"The FBI is the earliest modern large-scale intelligence police agency established in the United States. Its main special agent investigation department under the Department of Justice is the Federal Bureau of Investigation, abbreviated as FBI."
Li Mengnan replied casually while pouring water.
The FBI appears at the beginning. It is probably a police and gangster action movie, a lone hero or something like that. Speaking of which, this kind of personal heroism is popular in Laomi.
This has changed in China. The protagonist rushed into the enemy's lair single-handedly, but was beaten half to death by the final boss. At the critical moment, the protagonist's leader arrived in time with a group of powerful people, overwhelming the bad guys with overwhelming force, and then attended the meeting.
Press conference, meritorious service and awards, everyone is happy.
"What does warning mean?"
"A warning, a very stern warning."
Li Mengnan was confused. Is this the original English film without subtitles?
"What does FBI warning mean?"
"The FBI is warning... eh? Wait! Bao'er, don't look at it yet!"
Li Mengnan almost lost his hands and trembled and peed on his pants. The combination of these two seemingly inconspicuous words was so powerful!
Almost every boy in the school has at least a few "warned" movies on his hard drive. Those poor singles without girlfriends can count on them to masturbate.
It's a pity that it's too late to say this.
Li Mengnan had just hurriedly put on his pants and tied his belt when he heard the familiar "Three consecutive words" coming from the direction of the living room.
"ohyes!—ohno!—ohmygod!"
Even though Li Mengnan had great balance, he almost fell over when he heard this hysterical "Three consecutive oh!" and slid to the living room on the ground.
At this moment, the two little lolita in the living room were completely petrified. They never expected that the strange "FBI warning" screen would start with such a simple and crude scene.
A muscular white man and a blonde with long breasts and thighs were naked and rolling around on a big bed, covered in sweat.
The panoramic shot of a few seconds is a partial close-up of a private part. The enlarged pores of the blonde beauty and the hideous veins of the white man are clearly visible, and when magnified by the 50-inch screen, the visual impact is even more shocking than seeing it in person.
"Ha...ha...ha...it's really high-definition..." Fortunately, this little girl Xiao Baoer can still laugh, but it can be seen from her stiff expression that she is not as calm as she appears on the inside.
After Qingche was stunned for a few seconds, he quickly blushed and covered his eyes with his hands, but a little light could still be seen in the gap between his fingers.
It turns out that this is how everything between men and women is done...Although Brother Mengnan is not as muscular as this foreign man, his size seems to be about the same. His figure is similar to that of the foreign woman on TV. In other words, doing this
There should be no problem with this kind of thing, right?
I didn’t expect that there could be so many tricks to this kind of thing, but what if I don’t know how to do so many poses? By the way, Brother Mengnan should know this, so just listen to him when the time comes...
Do you really make such a loud noise when you do something like this? What if someone hears you? It’s so embarrassing...
The delusions in Qing Che's little head were once again running further and further away like a wild horse, and they couldn't stop them.
At this time, Li Mengnan finally arrived and rushed forward to snatch the remote control from Xiao Baoer's hand.
Unfortunately, the remote control did not become more powerful just because of the change of owner. After pressing it several times, there was still no response. Instead, it inexplicably jumped backwards. This time, it became a king and two queen mode with two beauties and a man.
"oh--!"
"Wow--!"
The two little girls almost invariably made exclamations with different tones but similar meanings.
Obviously before tonight, they had never known that this kind of thing could be played by three people together, which was really impressive.
"I'll wipe it!"
At this moment, Li Mengnan wanted to kick the remote control to pieces - what kind of crappy remote control is this? I asked you to turn off the TV, but who told you to fast forward?
It was obviously unrealistic to expect this convulsive remote control to work, so Li Mengnan simply pulled out the TV socket.
Well, the world is peaceful, the universe is harmonious, Amitabha.
Although it only played for less than half a minute from beginning to end, the atmosphere in the room was still extremely awkward at this moment.
The two little lolita were panting heavily, their faces flushed, and they bowed their heads shyly and remained silent.
Li Mengnan didn't know what to say. He couldn't take this opportunity to give them a pubertal physiology education class, right? Although the timing was perfect, it seemed a bit vulgar no matter how you thought about it... Bah! It's too vulgar!
It was Xiao Baoer who was the first to speak very considerately and broke the almost frozen awkward atmosphere in the room.
"Brother...do you usually watch movies like this?"
The little girl raised her head. There was no lust in her bright eyes, but instead she was full of curiosity.
Uh... this topic seems to be a bit crooked...
"Occasionally, I also appreciate it from an artistic point of view."
Li Mengnan was at his wits end. What else could he say? Say he hadn't seen it? That was too hypocritical. The "FBI warning" just now had already deeply betrayed him.
But after seeing it, it seemed too vulgar (vulgar, vulgar and kitsch), so I had to use a more literary term.
Fortunately, Xiao Baoer didn't continue to ask any strange topics. He just put on his slippers and walked over to turn on the TV again.
"Let's watch a horror movie. Night is the best time to watch a horror movie."
This time, the little girl learned a lesson and skipped the "HD Blu-ray" folder and opened the folder labeled "Horror Movies".
Seeing the Chinese movie titles and the familiar XX subtitles inside, the three of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. If the same thing happened again, no one would know what to do.
When it comes to horror movies, they are generally divided into two categories: Western and Eastern.
Western horror films are also often called plasma films. As the name suggests, they use a large number of bloody scenes to create a scary atmosphere, which suits the simple and crude taste of foreigners. However, for Easterners with lighter tastes, it is easy to cause nausea and nausea.
feel.
Moreover, the plot is almost repetitive with various perverted murderers, various loser protagonists, and brain-dead supporting characters. The final ending is either the hero and heroine survive, or the team is destroyed. It can be described as the same.
Even if the murderer is replaced by an animal, this routine will basically not be changed.
Eastern horror films mostly focus on the supernatural and are good at creating psychological horror. To put it simply, they use various hints to make the audience think. When they finally draw a conclusion, they will discover the terrifying truth hidden in it. Through the powerful human beings
The mind map restored an extremely terrifying picture.
This method is more euphemistic. Although the plot cannot escape the shackles of the three-point formula of horror movies, if the director can design the process of exploring the truth cleverly enough, he can also create a pretty good movie-watching experience, at least not
It will be like a Western plasma movie where you know the ending after watching the beginning, and the only sense of anticipation is wondering how the next character will die.
Except for weird movies like Wu Ansu, most girls don't have very strong tastes. When they watch horror movies, they mostly choose oriental horror movies.
In the end, Xiao Baoer chose a horror film called "Murder Comics".
This is a Bangzi country horror film. The plot is roughly about a female cartoonist. The murders in the horror cartoons she draws will all happen in reality, and the process and scenes are exactly the same.
The plot is very novel, and the director's shooting techniques are also quite sophisticated. Although there are not many bloody horror scenes, the chilling atmosphere is well rendered.
In order to create the best environment for watching horror movies, Xiao Baoer turned off all the lights in the room from the beginning of the movie. The dark room made the movie even more eerie. The two little girls were frightened from time to time.
Screaming, Xiao Baoer simply hugged Li Mengnan's waist and got into his arms.
"Bao'er, can we stop watching? I'm so scared..."
Qing Che, who was sitting next to her, was pale at the moment. She didn't want to get into Li Mengnan's arms like Xiao Baoer, so she could only hug a plush pillow tightly.
However, this did not bring her any sense of safety at all. In the darkness where the light from the TV was not illuminated, she always felt as if something would suddenly stretch out and snatch her away.
"This kind of horror movie is the scariest when you watch it halfway through. If you stick to the end and the truth is revealed, it won't be scary anymore." Xiao Baoer was so excited that he didn't want to change the movie halfway.
Qing Che almost cried. You girl, you really can stand and talk without pain in your back. Of course you are not afraid when your brother is holding you. I am alone, and I still persisted until the end. I have reached my limit now...
Qingche had no choice but to close his eyes, but the more he didn't want to watch, the terrifying scenes from the previous movies kept popping up in his mind, making him even more frightened.
"You are so timid... Come, sit here, next to my brother like me, you will definitely not be afraid." Xiao Baoer waved to Qingche.
Um?
Li Mengnan suddenly discovered that this little girl Xiao Baoer seemed to have tricked her again at some point, but this time not only did she trick Qing Che, but he was also tricked along with her.
This little girl really plans to be China's good sister to the end! It seems that this little girl won't let it go unless she brings him and Qingche together...
However, Qing Che's pale and frightened face was indeed quite pitiful. Li Mengnan simply opened his free left arm and motioned for her to sit down.
The little girl Xiao Baoer may think that such progress is already remarkable, but she obviously doesn't know that these two people have done even more outrageous things, and this level of hugging is really nothing.
At least Li Mengnan doesn't have any mental barriers.