225. Chapter 225 Real drama and fake show? Fake show for real
Love is like a monster locked in the heart. Once the gate that imprisons it is opened, Ultraman can only be relied on to subdue it. It has always been an unrealistic delusion to expect it to return to the cage on its own.
Wu An always thought that he could do it. He thought that as long as he calmed down, he could continue to be friends with Li Mengnan as before.
But she found that she was wrong, quite wrong.
When you hate someone, you only see their shortcomings, but when you like someone, you only see their strengths.
Wu Ansu found that she could no longer always hate Li Mengnan as before. She no longer cared about the shortcomings of this guy. The remaining advantages were so dazzling, like fireflies flying in the night, showing them all the time.
It has a strong sense of presence.
How much she hoped at this moment that this was not a rehearsal to cover up the truth, how much she hoped that this bouquet of roses was not a prop used to help her get into the scene, how much she hoped that this bastard Li Mengnan really told her that he liked her.
But she knew that it was all false.
"Sister Su? Otherwise... forget it."
Li Mengnan is not a fool. He can naturally see that Wu Ansu is a little out of control. He came up with this idea for Wu Ansu's sake and wanted to minimize the impact of this misunderstanding, but he didn't want Wu Ansu to go too far.
Uncomfortable.
"It's okay... don't think of me as one of those little girls in your school. I'm an adult. I can put it down if I can afford it." Wu Ansu secretly wiped the corners of his eyes and said harshly.
Li Mengnan couldn't see this little gesture of hers. He thought to himself, are you the only one who is still an adult? Come on, in terms of relationships, you are not as good as those girls in our school. At least they won't stay lying there all the time because of a failed confession.
He refuses to come out of the hole he dug...
But after all, he was the instigator of the whole thing, and he didn't complain as heartlessly as before, so he had to resort to the "pretend to be stupid" method again.
The old man is right, the highest state of life is indeed "rarely confused".
"Sister Su, how about I teach you a method." Li Mengnan suddenly said.
"What method?" Wu Ansu was stunned.
"Actually, to put it bluntly, your current psychological barrier is that you are constantly telling yourself that the two of us are not really dating, we are just putting on a show for others to see... So the interaction between the two of us, no matter how ordinary, is
It will also be subconsciously resisted by you."
Although Li Mengnan is not a love expert like Liang Sanbo, he is still very good at psychological analysis from the perspective of a bystander.
"Is...is this like this?" After all, Wu Ansu had never experienced this kind of thing before. Li Mengnan was her first love in the true sense, and she had no experience in love at all.
"Come, Sister Su." Li Mengnan placed the rose on the back seat and stretched out his hand to Wu Ansu, "Give me your hand."
Wu Ansu didn't know what Li Mengnan was going to do, so he put his hand on Li Mengnan's hand with suspicion.
Wu Ansu stretched out his right hand, and Li Mengnan also stretched out his right hand, facing each other, grabbing Wu Ansu's hand like a normal handshake.
"Sister Su, do you feel it?"
"What does it feel like?" Wu Ansu asked inexplicably.
Li Mengnan suddenly switched to his left hand and held Wu Ansu's hand with his backhand. Wu Ansu couldn't help but blush, and tried to retract his hand as if he was electrocuted, but was firmly held by Li Mengnan.
"See? It's the same contact between the palms, but the feelings given by the overhand grip and the underhand grip are different. This is the power of psychological suggestion..."
Li Mengnan was very grateful for Wu Ansu's sensitivity. If it had been someone with more nerve, he really wouldn't have been able to achieve such an obvious demonstration effect.
"In fact, there is no essential difference between these two grips, but just because you have set them as 'social etiquette' and 'private contact' in your mind will lead to two completely opposite reactions.
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Wu Ansu couldn't help but look at his hand in surprise, as if it was really what Li Mengnan said.
"So, in other words, as long as you don't keep thinking that we are pretending to be in a relationship, just pretend that we have changed our names, and let everything else take its course, and that psychological barrier will disappear."
Wu Ansu adjusted his mentality as much as possible according to what Li Mengnan said. Sure enough, if he didn't think about the deep meaning behind what the two of them were doing now, the strong rejection reaction in his heart would immediately weaken a lot.
Forget it, just think of it as playing a childish game of house with Li Mengnan.
After several more rehearsals in the car, although Wu Ansu was still not used to this kind of intimacy like a true lover, she was much better than before. At least to outsiders, it could be understood as the shyness of a girl who fell in love for the first time.
Later, Wu Ansu, accompanied by Li Mengnan, returned to the police station with a blushing face holding the bouquet of roses, which immediately caused a sensation in the whole situation.
This is the first time that Wu Ansu has acknowledged her boyfriend in a real sense. The entire police station, old and new, male and female, whether they have jobs or not, all came to see with their own eyes which god took over the police station.
The excitement is comparable to the panda house in the zoo during the National Day.
Li Mengnan was not considered mature, but he was not young either. Although he and Wu Ansu were six years apart, they seemed to be a good match based on their appearance.
The only regret is that Wu Ansu is a bit tall, a full three centimeters taller than Li Mengnan. Fortunately, this slight height difference is not very obvious. A slight adjustment in the stance will make it harmonious.
As the "dream lover" of most male police officers in the police station, the news that Wu An's famous beauty is married naturally shattered the fantasies of countless single men, especially Li Mengnan's unattractive appearance, which made countless people beat their chests and feet.
He scolded God for his injustice and complained about the blindness of the goddess.
However, most people still gave their well-intentioned blessings to the "romance" between the two.
Especially the many elderly police officers. Most of them have watched this girl Wu Ansu grow up. They treat her like their own child and sincerely hope that she can find a good home.
Although Li Mengnan is not a rich and handsome man with superior conditions, he at least looks honest and honest. This is very important in the eyes of these uncles and aunts who have already realized the true meaning of life. Therefore, their attitude toward Li Mengnan is far better than that of those who only know how to judge people by their appearance.
The young police officers are much friendlier.
Although Wu Ansu doesn't have many close friends, he still has a few colleagues with whom he gets along well in the police station. These people are basically young policewomen who have just started working, and all of them are the kind of people who are afraid of chaos in the world.
Character, when he learned that the two of them had begun a formal "dating", they clamored for Li Mengnan to treat him.
There seems to be a similar tradition in college. If a boy successfully confesses to his girlfriend, he must treat everyone in his girlfriend's dormitory to dinner.
It is said that this is done, on the one hand, to thank the friends who live in the same bed for taking care of their girlfriends on weekdays, and on the other hand, it is also to use this meal to bribe these girls. Even if they cannot say nice things to their girlfriends in the future, at least they can guarantee it.
Don't add insult to injury.
Seeing her little sister struggling like this, Wu Ansu subconsciously wanted to help Li Mengnan out of the siege, reasoning that Li Mengnan still had something to do and she would invite her alone another day, but she didn't expect that Li Mengnan actually agreed nonchalantly.
Several policewomen who had finished work happily went to the break room to change into their casual clothes. Wu Ansu pulled Li Mengnan to a place where no one was around and complained: "Li Mengnan, we agreed that we are just pretending to be a couple, and you still invite them to dinner?
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"Sister Su, even if you are just putting on a show, you have to prepare a complete meal! This kind of dinner is a tradition. If I don't invite you, you will be in trouble in the future. Why do your little sisters say bad things about me every day!
Just think of spending money to buy some peace of mind..."
Inviting these little policewomen is second of all, but mainly because Li Mengnan also wants to take this opportunity to treat Wu Ansu to a meal and express his gratitude to her for taking care of her. After all, they have known each other for so long, but he has not officially invited Wu Ansu to a meal.
Have a meal.
Let's just think of these noisy little policewomen as a companion... a group of active-duty police officers can't afford to hire barmaids.
After leaving the police station, a group of about ten people headed straight to a nearby hotpot restaurant.
After three glasses of wine, these little policewomen, who were still a little shy, seemed to have changed. They started chattering one after another, asking questions about how Li Mengnan and Wu Ansu met and fell in love.
Wu Ansu had never been in love before, and had never seen such a posture before. After hesitating for a long time, he couldn't explain why. Seeing that they couldn't extract any big gossip, these little policewomen turned their guns and launched an offensive against Li Mengnan.
"Little husband, Sister An Su is embarrassed to say this, but you can tell us how you two got along so well? Do you know that you picked the most beautiful flower in our police station?
I guess there will be quite a few people in our bureau going home tonight hugging their quilts and crying..."
Li Mengnan is a crazy person, and what he is least afraid of is being criticized. When he saw that these little policewomen were obviously intent on attacking him, he immediately counterattacked: "I said you guys are just brothers-in-law, so why do you need to use a small word?
Where am I small?"
The one who cheered the most was the little round-faced policewoman who had scolded Li Mengnan before. At this moment, she slapped the table and said: "Don't forget what we do. Ever since you and Sister An Su got along, we have checked your household registration information."
It’s over! Don’t think that we don’t know that you are only 20 years old. Everyone here is older than you. We call you ‘young lady husband’ just for Sister An Su’s sake. Don’t be dissatisfied!”
"This is different!" Li Mengnan also stood up, drank a glass of beer, wiped his mouth and said: "When you call me 'young lady husband', the subtext is to remind our family Susu that she is older than me... I will never give birth to you."
"Sheng, I am already old. Can you understand how much regret is contained in this sentence? Age is not something you can choose. I am at least very lucky that Susu and I are from the same era, even if there is a difference of six years."
Years old, we don’t have to bear the pressure of the world to be together reluctantly.
And what’s wrong with Susu being older than me? It has been scientifically proven that the average life span of women is about 5 years longer than that of men. Although I can’t start my life with Susu, I can at least go to the end with her, right?
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Li Mengnan was also used to quarreling with people on the Internet. A well-founded rebuttal came out of his mouth. Coupled with drinking some wine, his cerebral cortex was in a state of mild excitement, and he didn't think about what he said at all.
What will be the consequences?
The longing for love is the theme that women pursue throughout their lives. These little policewomen are also at the age of falling in love. Most of them are dating boyfriends. They have heard a lot of sweet words between flowers and moons, but none of them can say anything like it.
Li Mengnan made such plain but touching words.
Almost instantly, the entire table fell silent, and eight or nine little girls looked at Wu Ansu with tears in their eyes, with complex expressions of envy on their faces.
"Sister An Su, look how kind my brother-in-law is to you! I'm so envious of you!"
"That's right, the guy in our house can't say such things. He keeps asking me what I want to eat all day long..."
"Even if I can't start with you, I will at least accompany you to the end... This is more touching than any oath of eternal love. I'm about to cry. No, I have to write this sentence down and go back to let my boyfriend take care of himself.
Look, what is true love!"
"Brother-in-law, I was wrong. I will never call you young lady-in-law again... Sister An Su, I really envy you. Good men like brother-in-law are rare nowadays. You should also control your temper in the future.
, don’t bully your brother-in-law, otherwise I won’t be able to help you with the wedding."
"Hey, you've already rebelled not long ago? Do you want to help the manager or not? I think it's because you've fallen in love with our sister An Su's boyfriend, right?"
"What's going on? What's going on! You two have boyfriends who are sweet to you. I think it's okay, but am I breaking the law?"
At this moment, Wu Ansu had also been forced to drink a lot of wine by these little sisters, and her head was a little dizzy. She unconsciously leaned on Li Mengnan, looking at Li Mengnan's ordinary but attractive face with blurred eyes.
Even if we can't start together, we hope to go to the end together... Isn't this the ideal love? This bastard usually doesn't look serious, but he can still say such philosophical words. It's really surprising.
It turns out that this is what it feels like to be in love, to have someone to protect you and someone to rely on. I feel really at ease and happy...
It's a pity that this is all fake. The happiness in front of you is just a beautiful dream. The dream will always wake up, and then this happiness will no longer belong to you.
In this case, then cherish this dream, and it is best to never wake up from it.
"Come on, it's rare that you are happy today, we sisters will not come home until we are drunk!"
With the help of the alcohol, Wu Ansu also let go of his courage. No matter whether it is real or fake, since he has already played it, he will just have fun!
When he saw Wu Ansu's posture, Li Mengnan was a little dumbfounded. This silly girl was obviously playing HIGH.
"Susu, you've drank a lot, don't drink this drink." Li Mengnan couldn't help but snatch the wine glass from Wu Ansu's hand. He didn't want to send a drunkard home in the end.
"Brother-in-law, what you're doing is wrong! You just want to have fun when you go out to play! We all drank, wouldn't it be too shameful for Sister An Su not to drink?" Several drunk policewomen obviously did not intend to let Wu Ansu go.
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"Forget it, you guys, don't drink her wine. I'll drink this cup for her." Li Mengnan picked up the wine glass and drained the beer in one gulp.
When the round-faced policewoman saw this, she immediately encouraged her: "Sister An Su, look at how much my brother-in-law loves you. He took the initiative to help you stop drinking. Why don't you give him a reward?"
The other little policewomen also knew the elegant meaning after hearing the song. They immediately banged the table and bowls and shouted: "Sister An Su, kiss him! Kiss him!"
Perhaps because he was drunk, or perhaps because he was aroused by his sisters, Wu Ansu got the courage from nowhere, stood up, hugged Li Mengnan, and kissed him without hesitation.
"Well--?"
Li Mengnan suddenly discovered that what was supposed to be a normal dinner was clearly out of control by these little policewomen who were afraid of chaos.
Wu Ansu is actually kissing him? Oh my God! This violent woman actually takes the initiative to kiss him? Will the next scene be a slap in the face?
Well, you need to prepare for this in advance to avoid being caught off guard.
But having said that, although there is a strange smell mixed with beer and spicy hot pot, the lips of Wu Ansu, a violent woman, are really soft. Although they are not as smooth as Minnie, they still have a unique taste and feel.
pretty good.
Li Mengnan was not the kind of innocent young man who would be at a loss when someone suddenly kissed him. Anyway, the other party had already made a move, so why should he be polite?
He immediately twisted his arms to hold the standing Wu Ansu in his arms, turned from passive to active, and buried his head in a dark kiss.
Wu Ansu was only seventy percent drunk at first, but this kiss made her completely drunk. Not only was her body drunk, but her heart was also drunk.
She no longer wanted to think about whether the relationship between the two was just a show. No matter what happened to Li Mengnan, she just wanted to continue this beautiful feeling at the moment, so she responded even more fiercely, completely unlike her usual habit of keeping strangers away.
His character made even the little policewomen who made noises look dumbfounded.
Originally, some people were somewhat skeptical about the speed-dating relationship between the two without any warning, but after seeing the scene at this moment, they no longer had any doubts.
They didn't understand Li Mengnan, but Wu Ansu and the others knew very well that if she hadn't truly fallen in love with a man, she would never have done such a crazy thing.
The next development can be said to be natural, but it is also completely out of the original expectations.
After that kiss that was completely unplanned, Wu Ansu seemed to have become the best actor, completely absorbed in the drama.
Holding Li Mengnan's arm, she picked up food and wiped her mouth. She acted like a real girlfriend. Li Mengnan was dripping with cold sweat, and she didn't know whether Wu Ansu was too devoted to her acting or was drinking.
Gao completely forgot that the two were just pretending to be a couple.
The meal lasted for almost two hours, and after they were full of wine and food, several drunk policewomen staggered around, supported each other, and left one after another.
Li Mengnan went to the bar to settle the bill, but when he came back, he found that Wu Ansu, who had been chatting and laughing just now, had fallen asleep on a long soft chair in the hotpot city at some point.