296. Chapter 293 New Chapter 0267 It is wrong to peep like this
Trying on clothes for women is a long process, and sometimes the time required is not even shorter than making a piece of clothing, especially clothing that needs to be worn close to the body like swimwear.
After sending Wu Ansu into the fitting room, Li Mengnan was about to find a place to rest for a while, but he didn't expect that a pair of jade hands suddenly stretched out from the thick canvas curtain of the other fitting room behind him, and moved Wu Ansu with lightning speed.
Li Mengnan, who was on guard, dragged him in.
Li Mengnan reflexively grabbed the opponent's shoulders and was about to fight back, but he stopped almost instantly because he smelled a very familiar fragrance on the opponent's body.
"Minnie?"
The person behind him slowly let go of his soft arms, and Li Mengnan turned around, and sure enough he saw Minnie standing in front of him with a meaningful smile.
"It turns out it's really you. Wu Ansu said just now that she seemed to see you. I thought she just saw it wrong... By the way, why are you dressed like this?"
At this moment, Minnie was only wearing a pink tulle lace nightgown.
"Shh! Keep your voice down, Wu Ansuke is in the fitting room next door. If you make too much noise, you will be discovered."
Minnie raised her index finger to her lips, her slightly pouty red lips were like a fresh and tender cherry, making people want to take a bite.
"I'm just shopping, not following you. I didn't expect to meet you two by chance... As for these clothes, is it difficult to guess? This is a lingerie store. It's nothing strange for me to try on a pair of pajamas.
Bar?"
Li Mengnan nodded and said that this explanation was reasonable and he had nothing to doubt.
"If you're okay, I'll go out first."
Due to the special relationship between the two of them, Li Mengnan didn't feel too embarrassed, but after all, this was a fitting room in a public place. If someone found out, it would be like "smearing yellow mud in your crotch - it's not shit but shit"
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Wearing sexy lingerie and hiding in the fitting room just chatting?
Regardless of whether others believe it or not, Li Mengnan feels that even he does not believe it.
While no one was paying attention in the store, Li Mengnan opened the curtain as quickly as possible and flew out, hiding among the shopping customers in an extremely low-key manner and quietly left the underwear store.
After calling back, Li Mengnan met Wu Ansu again at the gate on the first floor of the shopping mall.
Fortunately, Wu Ansu didn't seem too angry, but more confused and confused.
"Why did you disappear suddenly? I asked the clerks in the underwear store, and they said they didn't see you..."
"Suddenly feeling anxious, maybe I caught a cold from kicking the quilt last night... you know." Li Mengnan has told countless lies since he was a child, and I am afraid that today's sentence is the most guilty.
"Is it serious? Do you need to go to the hospital?" Wu Ansu asked worriedly.
"It's okay. I'll feel relieved once I step out... Have you chosen your swimsuit?" Li Mengnan quickly changed the subject elsewhere. Damn it, it's too stressful to talk about this all the time.
Wu Ansu nodded and said, "Well, I've chosen it... Do you want to guess what color it is?"
"Blue background with white flowers, traditional one-piece style with short skirt." Li Mengnan thought for a moment and said.
"Ah? How do you know?" Wu Ansu couldn't help but look surprised, "Did you use hypnosis on me?"
"No, I'm just guessing. When you were choosing a swimsuit before, you took the longest time to look at the blue swimsuit with white flowers."
"So that's it..." Wu Ansu smiled sheepishly, twirling a strand of long hair at the temples with his fingers, "I've been like this since I was a child, and I've never been able to accept clothes that reveal too much.
If a stranger looks at me twice, I want to rush over and dig out his eyeballs... Mengnan, do you think I'm conservative?"
"There is actually no clear boundary between conservatism and openness - just like the bikini, when these three magical little pieces of cloth first came out, even the United States, which claims to be democratic and free, regarded it as immoral. But now, they all regard it as immoral.
There are already world-class bikini shows like Victoria's Secret..."
"That was a lingerie show, okay?" Wu Ansu couldn't help but corrected.
"Don't pay attention to the details. Anyway, in the eyes of men, the two are actually the same thing - an eyesore that prevents them from further understanding women."
Seeing Wu Ansu's eyes widening, Li Mengnan couldn't help but laugh and cough.
"In short, what I mean is that whether one is open or conservative, that is just a different individual's maximum acceptance scale for displaying one's own beauty. Whether more or less exposed parts are exposed does not affect the true beauty.
For example, if you are covered up so tightly, men will still look back and peek at you; and if I were to take off my clothes and run around naked...well, I guess there will be more people watching, so I will definitely be watched."
Wu Ansu was also amused and giggled. He stretched out his finger and poked Li Mengnan's forehead, and said coquettishly: "You, your whole body is just like this mouth. You can praise people without leaving any trace, and curse people without using curse words..."
Li Mengnan curled his lips in dissatisfaction, thinking that there is something more powerful about him, but I don't know if you can see it...
For some reason, Wu Ansu suddenly sighed, stepped forward and took Li Mengnan's arm, and gently leaned half of his body on his shoulder.
"To be honest, sometimes I feel that I may really not be able to keep up with this era. Some things that young people think are commonplace are often difficult for me to understand and accept..."
"Sister, you are only twenty-six years old, the age when flowers are in full bloom. How can you say it like you are seventy or eighty years old? Are you so depressed, worthy of those aunts who wear miniskirts and dance square dances?"
"What's the matter with Square Dancer? You started talking nonsense again..."
Wu Ansu couldn't help laughing again. She found it difficult to be serious when talking to Li Mengnan. This guy always had a way of making a very formal matter very funny.
"Actually, I'm not depressed, I just feel a little emotional suddenly."
Probably because he also felt that this topic seemed a bit embarrassing, Wu Ansu shook his head mockingly and stopped mentioning the matter.
"Mengnan, let me tell you something."
"What's going on?" Judging from Wu Ansu's expression, she seemed to be very interested, so Li Mengnan naturally wouldn't disappoint her.
"Just now when I was changing clothes in the fitting room, I vaguely heard some kind of strange noise next door, so I lay on the partition and listened carefully... What do you think is going on?"
Li Mengnan kept his mouth open and didn't say a word for a long time - this girl's ears must be very good, right? He had obviously been very careful not to make any sound as much as possible, but Wu Ansu could actually do it despite the cluttered background sounds of a lingerie store.
Hear that little noise next door?
In other words, Wu Ansu had already discovered that he and Minnie were next door, and he was simply testing him by saying this?
Unfortunately, Wu Ansu kept looking down at her toes, her long hair covering the side of her face, and Li Mengnan couldn't tell any clues from her face.
"Forget it, I guess you can't guess it either."
Just when Li Mengnan was hesitant, Wu Ansu suddenly took the initiative to announce the answer.
"I heard the voices of a man and a woman in the fitting room next to mine..."
Li Mengnan was slightly embarrassed, but his face showed incredible surprise as if reflexively, saying: "You didn't hear wrong, right? That was the fitting room of a lingerie store, how could someone do such a bold thing in public?"
thing?"
Acting is one of the required courses for magicians. If necessary, Li Mengnan can even use self-hypnosis to wash away unnecessary memories in his mind. If he doesn't want to be known by others, let alone just seeing with his eyes, he can even use a lie detector
It's all in vain.
"That's why I said it's hard for me to understand the thoughts and practices of young people today... I think if it were me, I definitely wouldn't dare." Wu Ansu shook his head and smiled, "Mengnan, what do you think about this?
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"Young people love to look for excitement. It should be understandable...at most, the place they choose may not be right."
If the law is created to protect the safety and reproduction of human beings, then morality is just a forced subjective concept in which the minority obeys the majority.
Since it is subjective, there will be no exact standard. The only way to measure it is to look at personal acceptance.
Probably because he has seen too much and experienced too much, Li Mengnan is more tolerant of controversies in politics than most ordinary people.
Some people will also call it "no bottom line"... Of course, this is also a dispute caused by different subjective factors.
"The wrong place... Then the right place you said should be here, right?"
Wu Ansu suddenly stood still, and Li Mengnan subconsciously raised his head and looked to his side, only to realize that the two of them happened to be standing in front of the door of an express hotel.
A young couple just walked out of the door. The girl clinging to her boyfriend looked at the couple with huge contrast in appearance at the door with wide eyes. While the boy was amazed by Wu Ansu, he did not forget to give Li Mengnan a look.
Thumbs up with an envious face.
"Can you...come in with me?"
Wu Ansu's face turned as red as a ripe apple, and he obviously suppressed his aura so that he could behave as naturally as usual.
But the invitation itself was unnatural.
Li Mengnan was a little dumbfounded. There was nothing wrong with his ears, right? Wu Ansu, an innocent and violent woman who blushed every time she was kissed, actually took the initiative to drag him to a hotel room? Didn't she understand that no matter what she intended to do, this move would cause
What kind of charming psychological hints does a man bring?
"Uh... do you want to play Landlords?"
Before he understood the purpose of Wu Ansu's abnormal behavior, Li Mengnan decided to continue to act stupid and remain unchanged in the face of changes.
This idiot pretended to be very clumsy, but Wu Ansu was not stupid enough to expose Li Mengnan's lie that deliberately eased her inner embarrassment. She subconsciously stroked her red and hot cheeks with her hands and stammered: "I'm a little tired from walking... I think.
take a break."
Li Mengnan was no longer able to complain - sister, you have to be able to tell lies at a certain level, right? It would be fine if a weak and weak girl like Qingche or Xiao Baoer said this. A woman like you who has better physical strength than ordinary men
How can a man actually speak aloud? Who boasted about his five-kilometer cross-country performance in the first place?
Besides, normal people wouldn’t think of a hotel immediately when they want to take a rest, right? There is obviously a casual cafe next to it, so what kind of trouble are you going to make by directly booking a room? Do you dare to make your intention more obvious?
But having said that, why do I feel like Wu Ansu has robbed me of my lines...
Seeing that Li Mengnan's expression kept changing but he still didn't express his position, Wu Ansu thought that he didn't understand the hidden meaning of his words, so he gritted his teeth and said more bluntly: "I... I still want you to help me.
Take a look at the swimsuit you just bought..."
Speaking of this, Li Mengnan no longer needs to think about it.
If a girl offers to show you lingerie such as a swimsuit alone, and it is done in a private place without interruption like a hotel, more than 99% of the time it can be regarded as a signal of sexual intercourse.
Of course, there will be less than 1% of the bastards who just want you to see their swimsuits, maybe the ones spread out on the bed - but obviously, Wu Ansu cannot be that type of bastard girl.
After decoding Wu Ansu's subtext, Li Mengnan's first reaction was not to be ecstatic. Instead, he looked at Wu Ansu up and down with wide eyes as if he wanted to get to know her again. He suddenly put his hand on her forehead and said inexplicably: "I don't have a fever."
Huh? Did you pick something strange and eat it on the roadside?"
"Get lost! You just picked something strange to eat on the roadside!"
Wu Ansu fiercely opened Li Mengnan's big hand on her forehead, and was so angry that tears almost burst out of her eyes.
She didn't know how many difficult inner struggles she had to make before she finally plucked up the courage to say such shameless words. Before, she would have thought she was completely crazy, but even so, this guy in front of her was still pretending to be stupid.
I was stunned, and deliberately led the topic to another place.
"You bastard! Don't pretend to be stupid for me! You clearly know what I just said! Do you have to strip myself naked and lie in front of you to understand?"
Wu Ansu's emotions were inexplicably out of control. She grabbed Li Mengnan by the collar and pushed him against a telephone pole by the road. If she had a gun with her, she would definitely push it against the head of this bastard in front of her without hesitation.
superior.
Being roughly pressed against the telephone pole by Wu Ansu, Li Mengnan felt relieved - it was not that he had the potential to become M, but being able to make such powerful speeches and actions was what he remembered about Wu Ansu.
The unreasonable dating process just now always gave him a strange feeling of uncertainty.
"Um...I have reservations about your constructive suggestion just now. By the way...don't you think this is not the place to talk?"
Seeing that Li Mengnan kept winking at her, Wu Ansu realized that the two of them were still on the street where people were coming and going, and that his fierce speech had been heard by many people. The fierce momentum he had just evaporated in an instant.
Her pretty face turned red as if she was spewing blood, and she left Li Mengnan and fled away.
The two finally booked a room in this express hotel.
However, this is just a description of the result. In fact, the entire room opening process is by no means as fascinating as the literal meaning - Li Mengnan was dragged into the room by Wu Ansu in the name of assisting the police investigation.
It was also the first time that Li Mengnan knew that a police officer's ID card could still be used in this way.
The posture is up again.
After closing the door, she and Li Mengnan were the only two people left. Wu Ansu's tense nerves finally relaxed, but the blush on his face still did not fade away, and instead tended to get bigger.
The two stared at each other in silence for several minutes, but Li Mengnan was the first to break the silent awkwardness in the room.
"You wash first? Or should I wash first?"
"Wash...what to wash?"
Seeing the aggressive look in Li Mengnan's eyes, Wu Ansu suddenly felt flustered for no reason and subconsciously took a half step back. Even she didn't notice that her hand had unconsciously touched the door handle of the room.
Wu Ansu's subconscious self-protection action was clearly seen by Li Mengnan, and he guessed that the girl was just holding on with determination, but in fact she was not mentally prepared at all.
boom--!
Li Mengnan slapped Wu Ansu's ear on the door, approached her face with a very oppressive posture, and made the legendary "dong".
The only fly in the ointment is that Wu Ansu is too tall. Li Mengnan can only look at him levelly at best, but cannot look down perfectly from above.
"What to wash? Of course it's a shower... You're not really here to fight the landlord, are you?"
"I...of course not...but..."
Wu Ansu was speechless for a moment.
No matter what the reason was, since she had the courage to walk in, she was naturally mentally prepared to change from a girl to a woman.
But...the problem is...this is different from the picture she expected!
Shouldn't it be sweet words echoing in the ears, a pair of hot and powerful hands gently caressing the skin, the candle shadow shaking, the clothes peeling off, and then they both fall on the white and soft bed?
Well, even if you don’t trust everything on TV, at least it has to be 70% or 80% similar! What’s the point of going straight to the topic right from the start? Although I am a person who likes to pay attention to efficiency, there is no such thing as
Including this kind of thing!
Wu Ansu suddenly felt like crying. Even if she felt that she was no worse than any man, she was still just a simple girl without any experience in love. Ordinary girls should have beautiful fantasies about the most important first time in their lives.
She will have them all.
But this is definitely not what is going to happen now.
If it were any other girl, if she was so frightened by Li Mengnan, she would have cried and banged on the door and asked to leave, but Wu Ansu is Wu Ansu after all, and she is the kind of stubborn person who will finish the decision even if she kneels down.
character.
Looking at Li Mengnan's increasingly close face in front of him, Wu Ansu simply closed his eyes and assumed a posture of accepting his fate. He kept comforting himself in his heart - no matter what the process was, the result would always be the same.
The expected storm-like invasion did not come, Wu Ansu only felt a warm big hand patting his face gently.
"Susu, it's best not to say some things before you really think about them. Once you say them out, you probably won't be able to take them back...especially for a person with your personality."
Li Mengnan picked up his coat from the bed and put it on his shoulders, patted Wu Ansu's shoulder comfortingly, and reached out to open the door.
"Don't leave the room in vain. Take a bath and sleep. If you are still so eager to devote yourself when you wake up, I can give you the whole night tonight."
…
Li Mengnan's footsteps faded away outside the door, and Wu Ansu fell weakly on the bed, not wanting to move.
A pair of beautiful phoenix eyes stared straight at the empty ceiling, and two lines of clear tears silently slid along the pretty face that could be broken by blowing all the way to the ears, on the pure white bed sheets.
Print two petal-like water marks.
"Come in, the door is unlocked, I know you are there." Wu Ansu suddenly sat up and said in the direction of the door.
The door was gently pushed open from the outside, and the person who walked in was not Li Mengnan, but a tall and elegant mature beauty wearing a royal blue sports suit.
Or ****** is more appropriate.
The person who came was none other than Wu Ansu's biological mother, Wu Xia, who was secretly called the "Eternal Fairy" by Li Mengnan.
"That little villain's intuition is really sharp. I was almost discovered by him several times. Fortunately, I was smart enough to change my focus to you, and finally I was able to hide it from him..."
Wu Xia patted the plump chest that was almost bursting out, feeling proud and happy at the same time.
"Mom, please stop making trouble. I'm really not in the mood to praise you right now..." Of course Wu Ansu knew what her precious mother was waiting for, but she really wasn't in the mood to play around.
Wu Xia shrugged indifferently and walked over to sit side by side with Wu Ansu.
"Do you regret it now?"
"Well... I would rather you didn't tell me that just now."
"That's not what I mean." Wu Xia rolled her eyes, "What do you think now?"
"I don't know. Logically speaking, my mind should be very confused right now, but in fact it's completely blank..." Wu Ansu sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the tips of his shoes without focus.
"If you choose to give up thinking, you are really my biological daughter." Wu Xia crossed her arms in front of her chest, tapped her forehead with her fingers, and said with a slight smile: "I didn't expect that this little villain is also a romantic seed, it's simply
He is exactly the same as his father back then. He even dares to do such a bold thing. Thinking about it, it really makes people blush..."
"Mom, are you sure you are here to comfort me?" Wu Ansu almost suffered internal bleeding from Wu Xia's "magic last knife".
"Why should I comfort you? When you were learning to walk and fell down when you were a child, did I help you?" Wu Xia looked surprised.
"Yes, not only does he never help me, but he also always laughs heartlessly next to me." Wu Ansu said depressedly. If the two of them hadn't looked so much alike, she would have definitely suspected that the unreliable young woman in front of her was actually
It's stepmother.
"What? It hurts your self-esteem? Do you want me to hold you in my arms like I did when I was a child and feed you two mouthfuls of milk?" A certain young woman still has no self-consciousness about being a biological mother.
"That is to say, just like when you were a child, you actually came to watch the fun this time?" Wu Ansu suddenly noticed the insidious intentions of a young woman named his biological mother.
"That's right." Wu Xia didn't mean to hide it at all, she nodded happily and admitted, "Of course, if you feel that you can't bear it psychologically, I can also change it to a more chicken soup for the soul - I am actually
Hiding in the dark with tears in my eyes, I witness your growth."
"Ahem——!"
Wu Ansu really almost vomited blood this time. This is not chicken soup for the soul. It is simply arsenic for the soul! She can speak so confidently and artistically about her irresponsibility for her children. She is probably the only mother in the world who does this.
It's a unique one.
Wait, there may be another bastard named Li Mengnan.
But no matter what, after being stabbed hard by his mother with a knife called "Heart-killing", the soreness and pain in Wu Ansu's heart subsided a lot.
If you have too many lice, you won’t be itchy, if you have too many debts, you won’t have to worry about them, if you have too many wounds, they won’t hurt anymore… My mother is really good at “shock therapy”.
"Okay, I believe it's time for you to calm down now." Wu Xia suddenly removed the smile on her face and put on a serious look that Wu Ansu rarely saw on weekdays, "I know you don't want to do anything now.
Think about it, but no matter you think about it or not, the matter is just there, if it doesn't come, it won't go... In the end, you have to give Li Mengnan an explanation, and you also have to give an explanation to yourself."
"I don't know! Mom, don't force me, okay?" Wu Ansu threw himself on the bed and buried his head deeply in the quilt.
Looking at her precious daughter who was getting into bed with an ostrich mentality, Wu Xia sighed silently.
It only takes a moment to remember someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Even though she has been married for a long time, she still cannot erase the shadow of Li Hongming in her heart, let alone Wu Ansu, who has tasted the sweetness of love for the first time?
The word "love" hurts people. You are not afraid of not being able to ask for it, but you are afraid of not being able to let it go.
"Okay, let me ask you another way...why did you suddenly make such an impulsive decision to rent a house? This is not in line with your character."
"Because...because he refused to tell me the truth, I clearly gave him the opportunity to confess to me..." Thinking of Li Mengnan's pretending to be stupid, Wu Ansu was so angry that he wanted to cry.
"So you want to take a gamble and see if offering your body will make him feel guilty and confess to you?"
After all, it was someone who had come before. Wu Xia immediately understood the whole ins and outs. She covered her forehead feebly and said: "I always hope that your mind is as pure and transparent as crystal, but I never thought that your brain is as smooth as crystal and has no wrinkles...
…Well, actually, I wasn’t much better than you when I was young, so you can just be considered as following your roots.”
After some self-examination in her mind, Wu Xia put her hands on the quilt, took a deep breath and said: "You just met this kid Li Mengnan. If it were another boy, there is a high probability that he would come from inside."
The outside has been chewed away until not even the dregs are left, and then you will really be in deep trouble..."
"Mom! That bastard bullied me so much, why do you still speak for that bastard? Are you my mother or his mother?" Wu Ansu said angrily, shaking his shoulders.
"It must be your mother... Of course, if possible, I would still like to be your mother."
Wu Xia seemed a little shy and held her cheek with one hand, as if she was imagining a warm and beautiful scene at some point in the future.
Of course, this picture may seem weird to some people.
"Xiao Su, those who are involved are confused, but those who are watching are clear. This kid Li Mengnan is actually quite good... If you calm down and think about it, you will understand that if he is really the kind of merciless scumbag, with his eloquence, you, this little love child, will
A rookie can't resist his sweet words at all. He can make you sit on him and move by yourself with just a few words of coaxing... Bah! I mean, I'm asking you to take the initiative to strip off and wash yourself off to warm his bed, right?"
Wu Ansu nodded subconsciously. What Wu Xia said were irrefutable facts that no one could deny.