331. Chapter 327 New 0301 You are so cute, I am not successful
After a while, Zhuang Jia was so hungry that she couldn't help but ask Li Mengnan: "Don't you have anything to eat in the car?"
"What a coincidence, there really is."
Li Mengnan raised his eyebrows and motioned to Zhuang Jia to open the glove box in front of the passenger seat.
Zhuang Jia hurriedly reached out and opened the glove box in front of him, and his joy suddenly turned into overwhelming anger.
"Li Mengnan! Are you trying to trick me?"
Zhuang Jia angrily threw a half-eaten bag of bread over it. Li Mengnan tilted his head back slightly, and the bread bag flew past the tip of his nose by a hair's breadth, hit the side window glass, and landed on Li Mengnan's side.
On the legs.
Li Mengnan picked up the bread and put it on the platform in front of the car window. He said disapprovingly: "Miss Zhuang, you have to speak responsibly - tell me, where did I fool you?"
"This is what you have eaten!" Zhuang Jia said angrily.
"But after all, the food is real, right?" Li Mengnan said calmly.
"But...but how can you give me your leftover food? Then it becomes..." Zhuang Jia was ashamed and annoyed, and even after holding it in for a long time, he could not say the words "indirect kiss".
"You still have mysophobia at this time. It seems that you are still not hungry..." Li Mengnan tore open the seal of the packaging bag with one hand, took the bread in his hand, placed it in front of Zhuang Jia's eyes and shook it, "Finally, to confirm, you are really
Don’t you want to eat?”
At first, Zhuang Jia could barely bear it just by watching, but when she smelled the sweet smell of bread, her already hungry belly seemed to have countless little hands growing out of it, pulling her internal organs out desperately, making her drool even more.
It's like eating green plums, flooding your mouth.
"If you don't want to eat, don't eat!"
Zhuang Jia felt that if she allowed Li Mengnan to dangle like this any longer, she would collapse, so she gritted her teeth, grabbed the bread and threw it out of the car window.
"Wow~!"
Li Mengnan whistled.
He really didn't expect that Zhuang Jia would be so cruel to him in order to resist temptation. He didn't lie. That half piece of bread was really the only edible thing in the car.
In fact, Zhuang Jia regretted it after throwing away the piece of bread. She suddenly realized that she had done a stupid thing - it was true that the bread was leftover from Li Mengnan, but as long as the bite marks were torn off, the remaining parts could still be eaten.
Yes! Although it is indeed embarrassing to eat other people's leftover food, it is better than being hungry like now.
Damn it! It’s all the fault of that bastard Li Mengnan! If he hadn’t deliberately used the leftover bread to trick himself, he wouldn’t have been so angry that he couldn’t think of this solution...
Growing up, no matter what Zhuang Jia wanted to eat, someone would bring it to her mouth in a very short time. She had never experienced what it was like to be "hungry". Today, she finally understood such a simple word.
The true meaning of what it represents.
Life is worse than death.
The pain of stomach convulsions and the grievance in his heart broke out at the same time. Zhuang Jia tilted his head to the side of the opposite window, covered his face with one hand and sobbed silently.
When Zhuang Jia cried, Li Mengnan was a little bit dumbfounded. In his impression, it was not normal for a girl to be hungry for a few meals from time to time. How could this young lady still cry from hunger?
"Women are really troublesome creatures."
Li Mengnan sighed helplessly, suddenly leaned over and pulled the seat belt behind the passenger seat, and forcibly buckled Zhuang Jia into the seat. He said "sit tight" and then stepped on the accelerator. The Chevrolet Camaro he was driving was like a yellow lightning that suddenly accelerated.
Like rushing out.
"Ah——! Li Mengnan, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"
A strong back push pushed Zhuang Jia firmly into the seat. Seeing the speed on the dashboard approaching 200 miles, she was so frightened that her face turned pale, her eyes were closed tightly and she screamed.
Li Mengnan didn't answer her. He had an unexplained smile on his lips. After pressing the horn several times, he stepped on the brakes and turned the steering wheel. The entire car was in a perfect drifting shape across the roadside.
Tsk-!
A brightly colored bicycle, dragging long brake marks, parked dangerously on the side of the Camaro. The front wheel was barely half a meter away from the body. A young boy wearing an employee uniform with the word KFC on it was about to get off the car and ask questions.
, but Li Mengnan, who got out of the car next, put a black pistol to his head.
The young boy never expected to encounter such a thing. He subconsciously raised his hands and said with a cry: "Brother, did you admit the wrong person? Put down the gun first, okay? Do we have any misunderstanding?"
"Are you from KFC home delivery?" Li Mengnan glanced at the special insulated box on the back of the bicycle.
"I am." Wearing work clothes, the young boy couldn't admit it even if he wanted to.
"That's right." Li Mengnan nodded.
The young boy almost peeed when he heard this. This was obviously the rhythm of a headshot. When his knees went weak, he was about to kneel down on the spot, but Li Mengnan grabbed his shoulders and lifted him up.
"What's in the box?" Li Mengnan tilted his head.
"A customer ordered a set meal, new burgers, drinks...and a few snacks." The young boy replied tremblingly, "Brother, I really don't know anything. Our store manager asked us to give away all these things."
Yes, I don’t know what’s in it at all…”
Li Mengnan opened the lid of the box, took out the bag inside, roughly estimated the price, took out a hundred dollar bill, took off the young boy's hat, put it inside and buckled it back.
"I want this. Please go back and get another one for that customer."
The young boy was probably frightened, and he actually replied habitually: "This is not okay, we can't sell customers' food orders privately."
"I'm not discussing with you, I'm robbing." Li Mengnan smiled, pulled down the brim of the young boy's hat, patted his shoulder and said: "Brother, do you understand robbing? Please be serious, you are so cute.
It would make me feel very unfulfilled..."
After that, under the blank gaze of the takeaway boy who was completely confused about the situation, Li Mengnan got into the car with the "robbed" takeout, turned around and ran away.
Of course, Li Mengnan was not afraid that the other party would catch up with him on a bicycle, but just to further exaggerate the tense atmosphere of "robbery".
"You...what are you doing?"
Zhuang Jia witnessed the whole process in the carriage and was almost stunned.
This guy is so unconventional. He is racing and drifting, making it look like an American action movie. But in the end, he just wanted to rob a delivery boy?
"As you can see, I'll help you find something to eat."
Li Mengnan pulled out a roasted wing from his food bag and held it in his mouth. He turned on the car music player and squirmed excitedly in the driver's seat to the loud music.
"Do you know what you did just now? Although it is not something valuable, it is still robbery! Just for a bag of food, are you okay?"
Zhuang Jiake didn't care what the cause of the whole thing was, but now she was going crazy, with the word "crime" filling her mind.
"Miss Zhuang, I think your understanding of crime is a bit biased. I just paid you, so from a legal perspective, this is at most a forced sale..." Li Mengnan smiled disapprovingly.
"But you put a gun to someone's head!"
What drives Zhuang Jia the most is this matter. God knows where this bastard Li Mengnan got the gun? Doesn't he know that even using an imitation gun to scare people is a serious crime in China?
"Gun? Where did you get the gun?" Li Mengnan deliberately opened his coat to let Zhuang Jia see his waist clearly, "You must be hallucinating from hunger, just like the little match in the fairy tale that sells girls..."
"It's the little match girl!"
Zhuang Jia was confused. She had clearly seen Li Mengnan holding a pistol just now, but how could it disappear in the blink of an eye? Could it be that she was really starving and hallucinating?
No! The hallucination of hunger should be food, how could it be a pistol? I almost got deceived by this bastard again!
"Okay, regardless of whether it was robbery or forced purchase, the most important thing is that we have food, right?" Li Mengnan is very good at simplifying complex things.
"you really……"
Zhuang Jia shook her head speechlessly. The increasingly severe twitching feeling in her stomach made her unable to worry about it anymore. She tore open the wrapping paper of the burger and took a bite. The long-lost feeling of fullness in her belly made her almost moved.
Cry it out.
She had never thought that having something to eat would be such a blessing, even though it was just some junk food that she had scorned.
The maddening hunger gradually disappeared, and Zhuang Jia was able to calmly think about what Li Mengnan had just done.
She suddenly realized that Li Mengnan could have ignored her just now. After all, she was the one who threw away the bread handed to her first, but Li Mengnan still used almost ridiculous means to find food for her and did not really throw her away.
No questions asked there.
This bastard...seems...not a bad person.
Zhuang Jia put down the half-eaten hamburger in his hand and looked at Li Mengnan beside him with complicated eyes.
With Li Mengnan's keen perception, he noticed Zhuang Jia staring at him even without turning his head. He couldn't help but smile and said, "Why are you looking at me? Do you suddenly think I'm handsome?"
Zhuang Jia didn't know how Li Mengnan discovered that she was peeking. She blushed inexplicably and argued: "The devil likes to look at you, so don't put too much pressure on your own face! I...I just feel that you
It’s so boring, you can even play with two chicken bones for half a day.”
The meat on the chicken wings has been chewed up, and now Li Mengnan only holds two chicken bones in his mouth, spitting them out in various ways.
"What are you talking about? You are really like a young lady who is not familiar with the world..." Li Mengnan took back the two bones and hid them in his mouth. It was completely invisible from the outside. "This is not called playing, this is called '
Teeth-playing is a unique skill in Ninghai Ping tune, an ancient opera in Zhejiang Province. In the Chinese opera world, it has the same status as the face-changing skill of Sichuan Opera. The most powerful tooth-jumper can play ten teeth at the same time, but I can only do it at most.
Playing with four is just for fun."
"Can you also sing?"
Li Mengnan's words made Zhuang Jia a little curious. She had seen many boys who could sing pop songs, but this was the first time she met a boy who could sing opera. In her opinion, they should all be done in the park early in the morning for morning exercises.
Something only older people would be interested in.
Every era has its own form of entertainment. No matter how Chinese opera is the quintessence of China, it is still too old after all, just like a fossil in the entertainment industry.
"Singing opera? Ah... I'm pretty good at it, but I don't call it singing, it should be called learning."
Li Mengnan is not modest. In fact, he is really not interested in singing. What he is really interested in are the unique tricks in local operas such as "playing teeth and changing faces".
However, his talent in ventriloquism is not a decoration. Although he does not understand the "reading, doing, singing and beating" in opera, he can still imitate many so-called "master's excerpts" that can be faked just by simply imitating the sounds.
"Then can you sing the part 'Through the forest and across the snowfield'?" Zhuang Jia suddenly became more energetic, maybe because she thought she had discovered a secret of Li Mengnan.
"Are you talking about the 'Fighting the Tiger on the Mountain' excerpt from the model play "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom"?" Li Mengnan glanced at Zhuang Jia in surprise, "You actually know this scene at your age?"
"Director Xu Da just made a movie with the same name last year, okay? I even contributed a share of the box office!" Zhuang Jia was very dissatisfied with the way Li Mengnan looked at her, as if he was much older than her, "Besides, I
Although he doesn't listen to theater, my dad is a die-hard theater fan. He has a full set of high-definition DVDs at home and plays them in circles every day. Do you think I have heard of them?"
"Crossing the forest and sea, crossing the snowy plains, soaring into the sky! Expressing pride and ambition to face the mountains..."
Li Mengnan smiled, turned off the car audio, and opened his voice loudly. The high-pitched middle-aged male voice echoed in the car.
After just two sentences, Zhuang Jia suddenly changed his words and said, "Can you do "White-Haired Girl"?"
"Young master, the mountains have been closed by heavy snow for more than ten days. We have no rice or firewood and we can't even open the pot..."
"I asked you to sing, who asked you to say it?" Zhuang Jia rolled her eyes, but Li Mengnan's lifelike old voice once again amazed her.
"What about "Red Lantern"?" Zhuang Jia increased the difficulty again.
"I have countless cousins in my family. They don't come to visit if there is no big deal..." Li Mengnan opened his mouth and came.
"Wow~! Are you going crazy? You can even sing with a female voice? I think you can sing better than Yu Gang who came out of CCTV Streamer Avenue..."
Zhuang Jia was really shocked. She thought she had just accidentally dug up a little secret about Li Mengnan, but she didn't expect that when she dug down with a hoe, she actually dug out an unimaginable gold mine.
Li Mengnan waved his hand modestly, saying that the female voice was so powerful that there was no pressure. If he wasn't afraid of breaking the glass in the sealed car, he could have played a dolphin voice as high as Vitas.
"You really surprised me. How did you develop this skill?"
A layman sees the excitement, an expert sees the door. Although Zhuang Jia majors in dance, she is also half an expert in vocal music. She can hear the mystery in the opera excerpts Li Mengnan sang before.
Li Mengnan's singing is not as simple as the original, but a true restoration, and even the singer's unique voice is perfectly imitated.
"Riding wolves, herding sheep, singing folk songs and acting like hooligans... Children who grew up on our grasslands don't need to go out of their way to practice. They can just shout a few times while herding sheep every day."
Li Mengnan really can't explain talent. This is probably a special plug-in that God randomly loads on everyone, just like most girls can easily open the "one-character horse" with simple "exercise".
"Bullshit."
Zhuang Jia was not stupid. Of course she could tell that Li Mengnan was trying to deal with her, but she could actually understand that controlling the voice to Li Mengnan's level was not something that could be achieved by hard work alone. Talent was something that she couldn't envy.
Come.
"Li Mengnan, you have this ability, why don't you try to develop in the entertainment industry?" With Li Mengnan's incredible imitation show alone, it is not easy to become a popular variety show guest.
"It can only be said that everyone has his own ambitions." Li Mengnan guessed that Zhuang Jia would ask this question, because he was not the first person to ask this question. "For me, performing on stage is just to relax my body and mind. To put it simply,
, I just play by myself and entertain the audience by the way... But if it becomes a profession to make a living, then it becomes playing with myself in order to entertain the audience, which will make me feel that my life is very tragic."
Zhuang Jia tilted his head. Li Mengnan's answer was as nonsense as ever, but if you think about it carefully, there seems to be some inexplicable philosophy of life hidden in the vulgar sentences, giving people an extremely weird sense of disharmony.
"You seem to want to enter the entertainment industry?" Li Mengnan could tell that when Zhuang Jia mentioned the three words "entertainment industry", his tone obviously rose.
"Every girl has a dream of becoming a star." Zhuang Jia's answer was vague, but also clear.
"Really?" Li Mengnan has heard of this statement, but after all, he is not a woman and cannot verify the authenticity of this statement. "Then why don't you go? With your father's financial resources, you have no chance of entering the entertainment industry.
It’s so difficult…”
Things in the entertainment industry are actually similar to running for Congress in the United States. As long as the personal conditions can meet the basic requirements, the rest is completely dependent on money. At this point, Zhuang Jia has an innate advantage.
"Since you know that my dad is Zhuang Dapao, you should know that my dad was born as a farmer and has no education, so his thinking is very conservative. He has always believed that women in the entertainment industry are not serious women, so he is firmly opposed to my entering the entertainment industry.
lock up."
Zhuang Jia was very frank about her origins. It was obvious that she was not ashamed to talk about her hometown like some girls from rural areas who came to the city. This attitude of not forgetting her roots made Li Mengnan appreciate her a little more.
"Actually, your father's words are correct from a certain perspective. Although women in the entertainment industry may not necessarily be immoral, women who are too serious will never be able to make it in the entertainment industry."
Juggler was originally half of the entertainment industry, but the entertainment industry at that time did not have the lofty name it has now.
Zhuang Jia glanced at Li Mengnan unexpectedly. In the past, when she talked about her ideals with other boys, she always received comfort and encouragement. Li Mengnan was the first boy to throw cold water on her face without any scruples.
Maybe this is the so-called "Be strong without desire". It seems that this bastard really doesn't have any special thoughts about her between men and women.
"I suddenly felt that you and my father would definitely be able to talk." Zhuang Jia snorted.