343. Chapter 339 New 0313 Brother-in-law, you are amazing
It is estimated that Wu Ansu informed Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu of Wu Mingyang's existence before arriving, so they reacted so aggressively to the sudden intrusion of Zhuang Jia.
From a warrior's point of view, there is nothing wrong with nipping any danger in its bud, and this kind of preemptive behavior, but for Zhuang Jia, who is just an ordinary girl, she suffered a lot in the process.
Since it was a misunderstanding, Li Mengnan could no longer tie up Zhuang Jia like this.
However, Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu's method of tying up people seemed to be very special. Even though Li Mengnan had dozens of ways to tie the ropes and solutions in his mind, he was still unable to untie the red rope on Zhuang Jia's body.
"Fuck...Li Mengnan, did you do this on purpose?"
This red rope seemed to be alive. The more it was pulled, the tighter it would be drawn inward. As soon as Li Mengnan pulled it casually a few times, Zhuang Jia's body bent back a few degrees again.
Fortunately, she is a dance major, so doing the lower back splits is commonplace. If it had been anyone else, she would have broken her spine.
And this is actually a trivial matter. What makes Zhuang Jia most intolerable is that the two slender red ropes on the lower body have gradually been inserted between the legs, and the shameful gap can be clearly seen from the outside.
And with the slight friction, there will be waves of peeing feeling, and the underwear inside has already become uncontrollably wet.
In fact, Li Mengnan had noticed the strangeness of Zhuang Jia's body a long time ago, but at this time, he could only pretend not to notice anything, but he did not dare to pull the weird red rope anymore, so he had to secretly fight Wu Jiajia and Wu Bailu.
He winked.
Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu made slight eye contact, then stepped forward to put their hands on Zhuang Jia's shoulders. They took out the rope head from somewhere, and gently pulled it outwards, causing Zhuang Jia's seemingly extremely complicated body to appear.
All the knots are loose.
Then the two red ropes were hidden somewhere on their bodies and disappeared.
Zhuang Jia stood up from the ground in shame and anger. Regardless of the pain all over her body, she walked angrily to Li Mengnan. Just as she raised her hand, out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly saw the two sisters from the Wu family holding a piece of red rope in their hands. She couldn't help but beat him.
He was agitated and put his hand down again bitterly.
A good man doesn't want to take advantage of the situation, and she doesn't want to feel like being tied up again.
"Li Mengnan, let me ask you, is it true that you said you could help Le Youyou treat bulimia?" Zhuang Jia couldn't do anything, so he could only vent all his anger on words, and his tone was extremely unkind.
"Yes, I also promised to help you treat your hemophobia by the way, but it will take some time to prepare." Zhuang Jia was getting angry, and Li Mengnan stopped trying to avoid getting into trouble with this young lady.
"So I was just a casual visitor?"
"Miss Zhuang, I have noticed more than once that your focus on problems often goes astray."
Zhuang Jia snorted unwillingly, took out a check book from his bag, and said to Li Mengnan: "Whatever you need, I will pay for it for you."
"Oh? Do you pay the bill if I spend the money?"
Li Mengnan looked at the checkbook in Zhuang Jia's hand with interest. It was the second time he had seen such a thing. He suddenly felt that when he got rich later, he should go to the bank to apply for one. This thing was comparable to
Credit cards are much more powerful.
Zhuang Jia's beautiful eyebrows are slightly frowned and her chin is high, which obviously means "there is so much nonsense".
As if Li Mengnan didn't see Zhuang Jia's displeased eyes at all, he folded his arms in front of his chest, pointed his chin with his right index finger, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle as if thinking about life.
"Then I want an incomparable sea view villa facing the sea with spring flowers blooming, and a luxury yacht where I can take beautiful women out to sea for fishing and partying..."
Zhuang Jia almost lost his temper and spurted a mouthful of blood on Li Mengnan's face. This bastard was so shameless. I bet he was here to prey on a rich man.
Swishing a bunch of amounts and signing his name, Zhuang Jia tore off the check and threw it hard on Li Mengnan. He gritted his teeth and said, "These are the deposits. The rest will be used after Le Youyou and I are cured."
for you!"
After that, he turned around, kicked open the door and left angrily.
"This lady's patience is too short. At least listen to me and finish what I have to say..." Looking at the door of the ward that kept swinging back and forth, Li Mengnan rubbed the prickly stubble on his chin and shook his head with regret.
Wu Bailu curiously walked over and bent down to pick up the check, and counted how many zeros there were on it. Even with his firm mind trained in martial arts, he couldn't help but tremble. Tankou lightly concealed his surprise and said: "Brother-in-law
, it’s 10 million! That girl just gave me a full 10 million!”
Li Mengnan was also shocked when he heard this. His words about asking for remuneration were just a joke from beginning to end. Unexpectedly, Miss Zhuang actually took it seriously, and even waved it off with an extremely domineering eight-digit figure.
Although it is still far from the sea-view villa, luxury yacht and so on in the joke, for most ordinary people, this is probably an astronomical figure that is difficult to earn in a lifetime.
Comparing the more than two million lying in his bank card, Li Mengnan suddenly felt that he had received a knowing blow from Zhuang Jia.
Obviously, his little financial resources are still far from the realm of "rich and willful".
"let me see."
Although Wu Jianjia is more stable in character than her younger sister Wu Bailu, in the final analysis she is only a sixteen-year-old girl. When encountering big problems, she will still show the detachment corresponding to a girl of this age. She will step forward and quickly escape from Wu Bailu's hands.
After taking away the check, he opened his eyes in surprise and said, "It's really! It's really 10 million! Brother-in-law, you are so awesome!"
In the eyes of many people, the warrior sect is similar to those old nobles in Europe. Not to mention old castles and manors, at least they must have countless properties and great wealth. But in fact, these are just wishful conjectures of ordinary people who do not know the inside story.
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What is the Warrior Sect?
The so-called chivalrous people use martial arts to break the ban. No matter how chivalrous and courageous the warriors are in various film and television literary works, but analyzing their essence, the warrior sect is a large-scale B social organization connected by the inheritance relationship between master and apprentice.
Yes, there is no difference between Japan's Yamaguchi-gumi and others, except that the former is smaller in scale and has higher organizational cohesion.
The golden age of the warrior sect was in ancient times hundreds of years ago.
That is because the imperial court's power over local areas is relatively weak, and it relies more on the assistance of local gentry for management. Although the power of the gentry class is not small, it cannot control violent machines like the army, otherwise it will inevitably be regarded by the ruling class at that time.
Premeditated rebellion.
As for local management, it cannot simply rely on education, but must be assisted by appropriate violent methods. In this way, a third-party violent organization like the Warrior Sect, which does not belong to the court or the gentry, has its own
living space.
In that social environment at that time, whoever had the bigger fists spoke louder, so the warrior sect, which had the most powerful force second only to the imperial army, was naturally the object of friendship among the local gentry and wealthy businessmen.
Of course, it is not so much the friendly exchanges between the same ruling class, but rather these people are spending money to buy peace from the local warrior sect. After all, the warrior sect can be said to be the maintainer of the underground order at that time. Without these people
No one can do business safely in the area under their jurisdiction.
At that time, the warrior sect could almost rely on the monthly "offerings" from various gentry and wealthy businessmen to make a living, not to mention that they themselves also ran businesses such as escort agencies, and their level of wealth was no less than those of those at that time.
Top wealthy businessmen.
However, with the development of modern thermal weapons, the government's control over local areas has been refined to the level of individuals. The underground order of the warrior sect has been extremely suppressed. It is no longer possible to rely on violent means to monopolize a certain industry as in the past.
It's completely impossible.
Once a member of the ruling class, they suddenly fell into the ruled class like ordinary people. In this modern society where money is paramount, strong force cannot bring them any advantage in any sense.
They will also be closely monitored by state violence agencies and consciously suppressed from time to time.
Some warrior sects responded quickly, abandoning the once rigid sect rules, selecting outstanding children of the family to marry secular dignitaries, and finding a strong enough protection umbrella for their own industries, so that they could continue to maintain their luxurious living standards.
Some warrior sects either stubbornly adhere to the sect rules, or realize that they must change when it is too late. The sect's secular industry has been gradually squeezed out and annexed by ordinary people or other warrior sects with backgrounds.
The sect or family that was prosperous for a time also fell into decline.
The Yun family in Zhejiang Province is one of the laggards that has failed to keep up with the changes of the times. The large clan now only has a small population. The losses in various industries in the clan have already made the clan's finances unable to make ends meet.
If the ancestors had not had the foresight to leave behind some precious antique jades, which could be sold off from time to time to make up for the shortfall, I am afraid that the Yun family would be like those warrior clans that fell apart due to family bankruptcy.
The small family gradually lost its inheritance and finally disappeared in the long river of history, leaving not even a wave behind.
Although Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu are the most important warrior seeds in the family, the resources they are allocated are mostly in kind. The monthly pocket money they handle is not much more than that of girls of the same age in ordinary families, including their mother's extra money.
The average subsidy provided is only 1,000 yuan per person per month, which means there is not much left to buy clothes and snacks.
Now that they saw such a huge check, which was equivalent to more than 400 years of pocket money for the two of them, it was no wonder that Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu were so uneasy.
It's true that warriors have their own dignity, and it's true that they won't bend their waists for five buckets of rice, but that doesn't mean they can really regard money as dirt.
In fact, this sentence itself is an inconsistent sentence. Money is money. No matter what the circumstances, it is full of fascinating magic and can never be equated with dung.
After all, the numbers on the check couldn't have as much visual impact as the actual banknotes. Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu passed them around one after another, then handed the check back to Li Mengnan.
"Brother-in-law, now that we are not short of money, when will you marry Sister An Su?"
puff--!
Li Mengnan had just opened a box of yogurt that Wu Ansu bought for him yesterday, and he was drinking it with a straw in his mouth. Wu Bailu's words like a fairy from heaven immediately made him choke, and the thick yogurt poured directly into his nasal cavity.
Even his coughing and sneezing sprayed Wu Bailu in front of him all over his head and face.
The check was even dropped to the ground as his hands were shaking and he couldn't catch it.
"Ah? Brother-in-law, are you okay?"
Wu Jianjia pulled out a few paper towels, stepped forward and carefully wiped the milk stains from the corners of Li Mengnan's mouth and clothes, and took off his hospital gown and top, casually placing it on the bedside.
Wu Bailu didn't even bother to wipe her face, and hurriedly picked up the 10 million check. When the check fell, it slipped under the bed, so she knelt on the ground and reached for it.
Just at this moment, the door to the ward was pushed open again, and Wu Ansu rushed in excitedly from the outside holding a small cardboard box that was 1 foot long.
"Meng Nan, I bought what you asked for! Uh..."
Bang!
The free-falling cardboard box made the most intimate contact with the terrazzo floor, and the various materials and tools contained inside were scattered all over the floor.
Wu Ansu never expected that he would see such an "exciting" scene when he arrived at the hospital.
Li Mengnan exposed his muscular body, while Wu Jianjia "gently caressed" his face and "clinged" to his body from the side.
Wu Bailu was kneeling at Li Mengnan's feet, staring at her at the door with "shocked" eyes. "Suspicious thick white turbid liquid" was everywhere on her pretty face, and it was still flowing down her cheeks and hair.
It keeps dripping down.
There were several used tissue balls discarded on the ground at the feet of the three of them.
Just now...what happened here?
Thanks to the few "love action movies" he had seen among the items seized by the Internet police, Wu Ansu's mind almost instantly drew up a picture that was not suitable for children.
What should we do now? Put on a shrewish attitude, rush up and scold Li Mengnan for not abiding by the "husband's ways", and then pull his hair and beat up two little bitches for "seduce brother-in-law"?
Haha... I must have watched too many domestic TV series...
But... I have never encountered such a situation, and there are no ready-made examples around me to draw reference from. What kind of response should I make appropriately, so that I can escape without losing face?
?
Wu Ansu suddenly fell into deep thinking, and even forgot the original reason for thinking about this problem.
At first, Li Mengnan didn't realize what Wu Ansu was doing. He followed the focus of her gaze and changed the scene in the room. Then he suddenly realized how much misunderstanding the scene in front of him could cause.
"Hey, Susu, it's not what you think..."
Li Mengnan's voice awakened Wu Ansu from his deep thoughts. He subconsciously covered his eyes and turned around, groping to leave the room. He stammered, "I'm sorry, I...I didn't read anything just now."
My eyes suddenly hurt... I went to the ophthalmology department to see a doctor..."
Wu Ansu's mind was almost blank at the moment. Although he heard Li Mengnan talking, his thinking seemed to have stagnated. He was completely unaware of what he was talking about. He just wanted to leave the room quickly and find a place with few people to calm down.
, think carefully about what is going on.
"Hey? Sister An Su!"
Wu Jianjia's reaction was a little slower than Li Mengnan's, but she understood now. She didn't even bother to wink, and directly pushed Wu Bailu who had just stood up, and reminded loudly: "Lulu, explain!"
After all, they are twin sisters who share the same mind. As soon as Wu Jijia joined hands, Wu Bailu already understood the consciousness expressed in her sister's action. Without hesitation, she scraped a piece of yogurt from her face and wiped it out with lightning speed.
A finger with yogurt stuck directly into Wu Ansu's mouth.
Wu Ansu was completely unprepared for Wu Bailu's move. When Wu Bailu quickly pulled out his fingers, he subconsciously made a swallowing motion, and then realized that he had actually put "the kind of thing that came out of Li Mengnan's body"
"After swallowing it, I couldn't help but hold on to the corner and retched.
"That thing actually tastes sour?"
Wu Ansu somehow managed to whisper his thoughts subconsciously.
Wu Bailu patted Wu Ansu's back gently and said with a puzzled expression: "Sister Ansu, what's wrong with you? Of course the yogurt is sour."
"What? You said this is...yoghurt?"
Wu Ansu immediately stopped retching, rolled a little of the milk left on his lips with his tongue, smacked his lips and tasted it, and it actually tasted like yogurt.
"Then...why is the yogurt on your face?" Wu Ansu asked curiously.
"My brother-in-law spit it out from his mouth!"
The little girl blinked her big innocent eyes, looking very honest.
"vomit--!"
…
Under the detailed explanations given by the two sisters Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu, Wu Ansu finally understood the cause and effect of the unsightly scene just now, and also figured out that the yogurt on Wu Bailu's face came from Li Mengnan's mouth, not from Li Mengnan's mouth.
Regurgitated from the stomach.
Especially the latter is particularly critical - it is true that Wu Ansu likes Li Mengnan, but the taste is not strong enough to eat his vomit calmly.
When Li Mengnan wanted to treat Zhuang Jia and Le Youyou for hemophobia and bulimia, Wu Ansu showed no surprise at all. After all, it was no secret to her that Li Mengnan could use hypnosis.
However, after Wu Ansu was surprised by the 10 million check, he did not act as happy as Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu. He just handed the check back to Li Mengnan and asked: "Mengnan, what are you going to do with this check?"
"Le Youyou and I are friends, and Zhuang Jia also helped Minnie out of trouble. Asking for compensation was just a joke I made at the time. Who would have thought that Miss Zhuang would actually take it seriously... So I won't accept this check.
Received."
As Li Mengnan spoke, he solemnly stuffed the check into his inner pocket.
"Do you dare to say something wrong again?" Wu Ansu glared at him angrily.
"Susu, in your eyes, am I the kind of person without moral integrity?" Li Mengnan said sadly.
Wu Ansu nodded decisively, while Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu squatted aside with great interest and entered the movie-watching mode.
Li Mengnan covered his face speechlessly, took a deep breath and said: "The reason why I did this is because I know Zhuang Jia - with that eldest lady's arrogant character, if I return this check to her now, not only will she not
She will recognize my character, but she will think that I am insulting her, and it is very likely that she will spend tens of millions on the spot."
"Brother-in-law, let's go and return the check to her now." Wu Bailu said eagerly.
This time it was Wu Ansu's turn to cover her face in silence. Li Mengnan was not the only one who lost her moral integrity in the emotional room. Her two little sisters were also unreliable masters.