350. Chapter 346 New 0320 Drinking hot water will cure the disease
"Here's a hint - besides money, what else do you think can make these animals in the school so excited?"
Liang Sanbo was still trying to keep things secret, obviously not intending to reveal the answer right away.
Zhao Yingjun and Gao Dingtian just drank and had no intention of helping.
When did these three animals have such a tacit understanding?
Li Mengnan was puzzled for a while, his eyes swept back and forth on the faces of the three people who looked like they were looking at the old gods. After thinking for a while, he tentatively said: "********** Pfft——!
Gao Dingtian and Zhao Yingjun, who were waiting to watch the joke, sprayed beer together, with white foam hanging from the corners of their mouths and clothes, making them look like irritated crabs.
Fortunately, these two people reacted quickly enough and turned their heads to the side immediately, otherwise the food on the table would be inedible.
Although Liang Sanbo didn't drink, he still choked on his saliva and coughed repeatedly. He smiled wryly and said, "I'm convinced. Such a reasonable and creative answer, why didn't I think of it?"
"Okay, stop being so pretentious and tell me quickly."
Li Mengnan just made a joke to liven up the atmosphere. He could figure it out with his toes that no matter how open the school was, it would be impossible to give everyone a G seed as a New Year gift.
Although it would be a nice gift for the hormonal beasts at school.
"Let me tell you." Liang Sanbo was still coughing. Zhao Yingjun wiped the wine and foam from his mouth and took up the topic, "Although your answer is full of the characteristics of our dormitory 302, it is as unreliable as ever.
Speculation, but in fact it is very close to the real answer - do you know the Korean girl group 0DG?"
When Zhao Yingjun said the last sentence, he shook the two mustaches around his mouth in an extremely obscene manner, with a sneaky look as if he was asking - Have you ever heard of the product Amway?
Li Mengnan was stunned for a moment, then said with surprise: "They... also went into the sea?"
puff--!
Liang Sanbo, who had just taken a sip of wine to suppress his cough, also turned into a crab.
"If the three of them go overseas, I will have to buy the genuine version to support them even if I lose all my money... Okay, I'm getting off topic. What I want to say is that this 0DG group is coming to our school."
Although this was not the first time he said these words, Zhao Yingjun could not suppress his excitement, and the fat all over his body was trembling rhythmically.
"Why do they come to our school?"
Li Mengnan has long known that this girl group is currently staying in Sanshan City, and even knows the purpose of their visit, but he can't figure out why such an idol group, which is currently relatively famous in Asia, would come here... okay
, it is indeed an exaggeration to say that birds do not poop, but Tunghai University is indeed not a good place for publicity.
"Why do you care so much? What's important is that these three beautiful girls are coming to our school. I heard that they will also perform songs at tomorrow's New Year's Eve party... This is concert-level treatment, even though there is only one song,
But being able to see a real person singing makes my life worth it!"
Looking at Zhao Yingjun's enthusiastic eyes, you can tell that this guy is a die-hard fan of 0DG. Although Liang Sanbo and Gao Dingtian are not as excited as Zhao Yingjun, they can also see that they are looking forward to this performance.
Everyone knows about Korean girl groups, and regardless of how well they sing, the sight of those big white legs alone is worth the price of admission.
What’s more, this time it’s completely free.
Although Li Mengnan had a little interest in the 0DG group that was mentioned repeatedly in front of him, his focus at the moment was on another piece of information revealed in Zhao Yingjun's words.
"New Year's Eve party?"
"Yes, it used to be called the New Year's Day Party. It was usually held on the last day of December. It was Tunghai University's annual large-scale artistic performance. In terms of scale and investment, it even exceeded the original Welcome Party."
With his sharp tongue and shameless spirit, Liang Sanbo successfully got into the art department of the department and was very familiar with the arrangements for various art performances in the school.
"However, due to the temporary notification that 0DG was coming to the school to promote, the school moved the New Year's Day party by two days in order to accommodate her schedule. Without the gimmick of welcoming New Year's Day, it had to change its name to the New Year's Eve party...
Of course, even if the medicine is changed, the program will still be the same program and the actors will still be the same actors."
As soon as Liang Sanbo finished speaking, Zhao Yingjun added in a confused sentence: "I was shot." Then he took a swig of beer, feeling a little depressed.
Seeing the incomprehensible expression on Li Mengnan's face, Liang Sanbo quickly explained: "What Zhao Yingjun meant was not that he was shot, but that the program he sent to attend the New Year's Eve party was shot... I didn't say that you are handsome, others have prepared it."
It's a new show, no matter how good the performance is, at least it's fresh to watch. How can anyone like you perform the same magic trick performed at the New Year's Party exactly the same? Everyone is tired of watching it. You
If the judges don’t shoot you, who will you shoot?”
"But...but I don't know anything else!" Zhao Yingjun felt aggrieved, "How about, Brother Nan, you teach me some new magic tricks?"
Li Mengnan smiled, shook his head regretfully, clinked the wine glasses with Zhao Yingjun, and said consolingly: "Forget it, Yingjun, remember what I said - there is a time in life, but there is no time in life, don't force it." Starlight
The shining stage is not suitable for you, or the profession of magician is not suitable for you. If you insist on developing into the entertainment industry, you can consider developing into a comedian..."
Li Mengnan is not hiding anything. He has already taught Zhao Yingjun almost all the magic tricks that can be done quickly. From now on, he will enter the field of sleight of hand magic.
Even the most basic magic tricks take a year or two. If Zhao Yingjun has no intention of developing in magic, Li Mengnan does not recommend that he waste precious time on boring exercises.
The most important thing is that Zhao Yingjun has no talent in this area. No matter how hard he works, he can only get twice the result with twice the result, and the efficiency is too low.
However, Liang Sanbo knew Zhao Yingjun, and he directly revealed the secret, waving his hand and saying: "You are overthinking, he doesn't want to go on stage, he wants to go backstage... You also know that during the performance, non-cast members
You can’t go backstage.”
Li Mengnan suddenly realized that Zhao Yingjun wanted to get up close and personal with the 0DG group member through the performance.
"Forget it, I think Brother Nan is right. There are times in your life that you have to have, and there is no time in your life, so don't force it. They are a popular girl group, and it would be great for a little girl like me to see them from a distance at a performance.
If you're lucky, autographs and photos and so on are too much to ask for..."
This is just Zhao Yingjun talking about having sex. He missed his idol. The regret is not something that non-fans like Li Mengnan, Liang Sanbo and others can understand.
Seeing that Zhao Yingjun was in a low mood, Li Mengnan felt a little helpless. He thought about it and said, "If it's just a signature, I think I can get it for you."
The purpose of that 0DG group coming to Sanshan City this time is to endorse a certain brand of Leyouyoujia. Through Leyouyou’s relationship, not to mention asking for a few autographs, even a photo, or even a dinner request, etc.
It shouldn't be anything difficult.
Zhao Yingjun's little eyes suddenly lit up: "Really? If you can really give me an autograph for coming to 0DG, I will call you brother from now on!"
"Go away! You had to call me brother!" Li Mengnan laughed and cursed.
"By the way, help me get a few more." Liang Sanbo also joined in the fun, "Many girls in our school are fans of this girl group. I will use it to pick up girls later..."
"Okay, I will ask them to write one more sentence on their signature for you - this person is a pervert." Li Mengnan said nonchalantly.
"Oh no! Why don't you be so upright! Brother, why don't you call me brother? I still don't even have a girlfriend, so don't be so cool..." Liang Sanbo burst into tears.
Begging with tears and wailing.
Li Mengnan held his forehead and was speechless. Even if Liang Sanbo was drunk, his IQ would have dropped too much. Even if he is willing to write such a sentence, he must first be able to write Chinese literature...
Before class in the afternoon, Li Mengnan went to the department office to cancel his leave.
The person who received him was a new counselor, still a woman, in her early twenties, who spoke a little awkwardly, and looked like a college student who had just graduated.
In terms of appearance... To be fair, she is quite artistic and fresh. She can be regarded as a beauty above the average level. However, compared to the charming Aina back then, she is more than one and a half stars behind.
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There is only one physical education class in the afternoon, and you can choose between volleyball and basketball.
It is said to be a self-selection, but in fact the choice has been basically fixed from the beginning - the boy Qing Yishui chose basketball, which is more confrontational and faster-paced; while the girls will not have direct physical contact with each other due to their weaker physiques.
Volleyball is more popular.
The person who leads the physical education class is a middle-aged male teacher. He has a strong physique according to the standards of a physical education teacher, but his face is a little bit sloppy, and his eyes are a little... well, actually he is quite vulgar. He is always uncomfortable when speaking in groups.
He stopped and glanced sideways at the girls' team.
Li Mengnan almost thought that this physical education teacher had a real super power, "clairvoyance". Otherwise, what's so good about that bloated cotton coat and trousers?
Then he quickly realized that this was the legendary state of "reading all the countless things, and the mind will naturally ****".
Well, at this moment, Li Mengnan knew the truth.
After teaching the basic movements and essentials of basketball rather perfunctorily, the physical education teacher, with an attentive smile on his face, ran to the girls' team to "send warmth and love" and gave Li Mengnan and other boys a dozen free basketball exercises.
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As a ball game that requires less space, basketball can be regarded as a national sport in China, especially on campus. Any boy can take a few steps with the ball, and shooting is even more difficult.
Shooting is much easier.
After ten minutes of pretentious practice, the boys in the class divided into two groups to start a competitive match. Some volunteered to run around outside the field as referees, and had a great time.
Li Mengnan did not leave the game. Instead, he held the basketball and found a place behind a snowdrift near a tree, and secretly lit a cigarette.
It's not that he's unsociable, it's that he really can't get off the field - with his physical fitness and coordination, except for his lack of height, he is more than enough to play in a professional men's basketball team. What do you think about playing a rookie like this who is not even at the school team level?
They all feel a little crazy.
It’s not easy for children to play ball, so you have to give them some confidence no matter what.
I had just finished smoking half of my cigarette when I heard footsteps behind me.
The other party seemed to have no intention of hiding himself, and his steps were heavy and clear.
"Fourth girl, is something wrong?"
Li Mengnan knew who was coming without turning around. Except for the squad leader Li Shi, no one would care about such noisy matters as smoking.
"I've told you many times, don't smoke on campus. If you are caught, you will get a demerit... Besides, the weather is so dry now, what if it causes a fire?" the monitor said earnestly.
Li Mengnan turned his head and smiled disapprovingly: "Sir, monitor, from a probability perspective, the chance of a fire caused by me throwing a cigarette butt is much lower than the chance of a fire caused by your electric blanket."
Li Shi couldn't help but blush, and couldn't continue talking at all.
It is also against the school rules to connect electric blankets privately, but the beds in the school are all hard beds, and the cold air is very strong in winter. Girls are not as strong as boys, and they still catch cold every month.
In those days, there was no way to secretly use an electric blanket.
"It's just talk, don't take it seriously." Li Mengnan put out his cigarette butt in the snowdrift. It was a good intention to remind him, but he still has to give him some face. "By the way, Mr. Monitor, don't you need to practice?"
"I used to be the main force of the school volleyball team in high school." Li Shi put her hands together and made a gesture of bumping the ball. It can be seen from her expression that she is very confident in her skills.
"Haha, sorry for my poor eyesight, I really didn't see this."
In Li Mengnan's impression, this class leader with a weak sense of presence is more like a sentimental female literary youth. I really didn't realize that she actually has a sporty and sunny side.
"I injured my knee a little while playing a game. The doctor said that I can no longer exercise strenuously in the future, so I will stop playing ball." Li Shi smiled calmly, "Don't talk about me, let's talk about you...
…You took a lot of days off this semester. Did something happen at home? If you have difficulties, don’t support it alone. After all, we are a collective and everyone will help you.”
Li Mengnan was stunned for a moment, and then he understood why Li Shi suddenly came to him. It was because he asked for too much leave and the other party misunderstood.
But these four girls are rare warm-hearted people...
"Sir, monitor, you are overthinking. I have some personal matters, but the situation is different from what you thought, and it has been resolved." Li Mengnan was very grateful to Li Shi for her concern for him, but he did not want to get entangled in this matter.
He changed the topic and said: "By the way, Mr. Monitor, why didn't you see Minnie today?"
When Li Mengnan was lining up just now, he had noticed that Minnie was not in the girls' team.
"Uh... Minnie is not feeling well and has asked for leave."
"She is sick?" Li Mengnan was slightly surprised.
"Uh... well, she... has... the kind of disease that will be cured by drinking some hot water." Li Shi hesitated for a long time, and finally found a more euphemistic way of saying it.
"Oh——!" Li Mengnan made a long sound, indicating that he understood.
I'm just here to see my aunt. Is there anything bad to say...
The two casually chatted for a few words, and then Li Shi was called away by a rapid assembly whistle.
Li Mengnan was about to take out his phone to check the time, but suddenly received a text message.
——Brother, I want to drink hot water.
The sender is Minnie.
Li Mengnan couldn't help but be stunned. If you want to drink hot water, just drink it. Why are you sending him a text message?
Almost as soon as this idea came up, he immediately understood the subtext of this sentence - there was no hot water in the thermos bottle in the dormitory.
There is an electric hot water tank in the water room at the end of each floor of the girls' dormitory. It is much more convenient to get hot water than the boiler room behind the bath for boys. Under these conditions, Minnie still sent him this text message, which can only explain one point.
——Her physical condition may be very poor at the moment, and she is no longer able to get hot water by herself.
The first person Li Mengnan thought of was Le Youyou. Among all the girls he knew, except for his classmates who were taking physical education classes, only Le Youyou and Minnie lived in the same dormitory building.
But for some reason, Le Youyou's cell phone has never been able to get through, and there is always no answer.
It seems that he can only go there in person.
As the senior sister Wang Xiaosi said at the beginning of the school year, it is difficult to enter the girls' dormitory. After years of infiltration and anti-infiltration struggles, the dormitory aunts have already developed a pair of piercing eyes comparable to those of senior brothers. In addition, they have a burly physique and
He is born with a loud voice, which can be said to be a barrier for one man.
Let's put it this way, if you put on a big beard, you can play Spartan directly.
In the past, Li Mengnan would have had to go through some tricks to enter the girls' dormitory, but now with the "Mirror Hidden Ling" that is instantly invisible, no one can stop him from entering the girls' dormitory.
Two seconds were enough for him to escape the naked eye surveillance range of the dormitory aunt.
It was during class time at this time, and the dormitory building was extremely quiet. All the dormitory doors were closed tightly, and no girls were seen coming in and out.
Li Mengnan ran up the stairs to the sixth floor, found Minnie's bedroom, and tried to push the door. As expected, the door was not locked from the inside, so he pushed the door open and walked in.
It's not that Li Mengnan didn't knock on the door rashly, but that there was no need at all. The girls living in this dormitory were all his classmates. At the moment, many of them were taking physical education classes outside. It was impossible to have a beautiful scene of opening the door and hearing screams.
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Unsurprisingly, Minnie was the only one in the room. When she heard movement at the door, she reluctantly raised her head and took a look. When she saw it was Li Mengnan, she couldn't help but be surprised, and a forced smile appeared on her haggard little face.
"Brother, why are you here?"
"The beautiful angel is calling you from afar, brave young man, go and create a miracle... When the beautiful angel is calling, of course I will create a miracle for you." Li Mengnan smiled proudly and picked up the thermos bottle on the table, "
You just lie down first, I'm going to get hot water now."