Although there were many pedestrians and vendors around who had witnessed this incident, when they saw the wretched middle-aged man smelling of alcohol and with a ten-centimeter-long folding knife faintly exposed from his waist, they were all afraid of getting into trouble for no apparent reason, so they turned their attention to
Turning in other directions, no one dared to step forward and take care of it.
"I...I'm not very sure...you...just get it yourself which model you want..." It was obviously the first time for the girl to see this kind of formation, and she didn't know how to deal with it, so she shrank back desperately.
"Model? Oops, brother, I don't know the model of my big bird... How about, little sister, you can help me measure it?" The wretched middle-aged man became more and more aggressive, and actually directly took the hand of the girl with beautiful legs and moved it to his
Pull it down from the crotch.
Seeing this, Li Mengnan shook his head regretfully. In the face of beautiful women, everyone has a vulgar heart, but if the level of vulgarity is so low, it is a bit too ugly.
"Hey, uncle... My hands are too small, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch your bird, so let me help you measure it!"
"What?"
Before the wretched middle-aged man could react, Li Mengnan had already stepped forward and pressed against the opponent's body. He casually used the famous killing move "Monkey Stealing Peach" in the martial arts world, and he accurately caught the evil man.
A big lump.
According to an irresponsible revelation by a truth-teller on the Internet, "Monkey Stealing Peach" was created by Dou Shengshengfo and his ancestor Bodhi before he learned the art. In addition to being 100% fatal to male creatures, it also causes dizziness, weakness, pain, and slowness.
, immobilization and many other negative effects. It is said that when the senior brother was still king of Huaguo Mountain, he relied on this trick to trick countless monsters who came to fight, and he gained such a big name as the "Monkey King"
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"Holy shit! You fucking... ow~!"
The wretched middle-aged man was just a human body no matter how you say it. How could he withstand the blow of such a magical skill? He immediately let out an inhuman scream, covered his crotch with painful hands, and knelt on the ground, arching like a cooked animal.
of prawns.
Li Mengnan's move was so unexpected and insignificant. Not only was the girl stunned, but even the surrounding crowd subconsciously tightened their legs.
"Where is the big bird? Just a small insect...Uncle, there is no model you can use here, but I can give you a friendly suggestion. Follow this road to the north. There is a store selling groceries on the west side of the road.
, go buy a pair of disposable plastic gloves, which can be used ten times with one scissor, which is economical and affordable..."
Li Mengnan didn't have any self-consciousness about picking someone else's "peach". He squatted in front of the wretched middle-aged man with a smile, and said sarcastic words like "I am a good person."
Although Li Mengnan's speaking voice was not loud, in such a crowded place it was still possible to ensure that every word reached the ears of the people around him. There was a burst of laughter in the crowd, and there were even a few malicious glances that began to look at the wretched middle-aged man.
The man's lower body moves around.
"I...fuck...just wait..." The middle-aged wretched man was so painful that he was sweating all over his head, and even his words began to go out of tune.
The girl looked at the wretched middle-aged man on the ground and nervously tugged at the corner of Li Mengnan's clothes, her expression seemed a little unbearable.
"Um...is he...ok? I think he seems to be in pain. Do you want to call an ambulance?"
"It's okay. As long as he doesn't move around, it usually won't be too serious."
Li Mengnan quite naturally patted the girl's arm and told her to ignore it, and then squatted down to help her pick up the goods on the floor and put them back into the carton.
If something like this happened, the business would definitely not be able to continue. The girl glanced at Li Mengnan who was squatting on the ground with a complicated expression, and then obediently squatted next to him to help deliver things.
"Holy shit! You're so talented! You really fucking think I'm air!"
The wretched middle-aged man gradually regained his breath at this moment. When he saw that Li Mengnan didn't run away, he suddenly became angry and angry. He took out a folding knife from his waist and rushed forward.
"Ah~! Be careful!"
The girl's eyes almost never left the wretched middle-aged man on the ground. The moment the man showed the knife, she screamed loudly.
boom!
Almost everyone onlookers thought that what was going to happen next would be a blood-splattered tragedy. The timid ones even covered their eyes and did not dare to look anymore, but after a muffled sound, the man who was just like a furious beast was
The man who rushed forward was already lying on the ground like a dead dog, and the folding knife used to commit the crime was thrown to the side of the road.
"Look, as I said, as long as you don't move around, you won't be too seriously injured...Uncle, it's not good for you to do this." Li Mengnan shook his head and threw the folding stool in his hand into the door next to him.
In the carton.
The folding stool is the one that the girl was sitting on when setting up the stall. It is a very ordinary simple folding stool with metal legs and a round wooden surface. You can buy two of them at the wholesale market for thirty yuan and you can get a small horse tie.
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During those frivolous years in junior high school, Li Mengnan used this thing a lot when he went out to help his friends in fights, and he was even considered a semi-expert at folding stools.
One side is a long soldier, the other side is a short blade, one side is intentional, the other is unintentional... As a result, that wretched man has become a tragedy.
Red and blue lights were dimly visible at one end of the pedestrian street, as if someone had called the police.
The role of the police station has always been to play a different role. It doesn’t matter what the reason for your attack is. Once you are caught, although it may not be intentional to hurt someone, the charge of fighting and causing trouble will definitely not go away.
Li Mengnan didn't want to waste his limited time and money in a place where strict rules were imposed regardless of confession or resistance. He picked up the loaded cargo box on the ground and asked the girl: "Beauty, do you have a mount? Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc."
The best, if not, I can deal with Mercedes-Benz, BMW, etc..."
"I...I only have that..." The girl timidly pointed to a small tricycle under a tree not far away.
"Uh...well, actually I am also an environmentalist."
Li Mengnan couldn't help but grabbed the girl's wrist and pulled her out of the crowd, threw the cargo box into the back of the tricycle, then flew onto the front seat, pedaling the bike with all his strength like hot wheels, and was frightened by the drift.
The girl with a pale face jumped out of the alley.
"Um...can you stop first?"
After racing like this for a few minutes, the girl sitting in the back tugged at the corner of Li Mengnan's clothes, her voice trembling a little.
"What's wrong? Beauty? You can't hold on any longer?"
Li Mengnan immediately braked suddenly. The entire tricycle dragged three billows of smoke and dust. The rear wheels tilted up at an angle of almost five or six degrees and slid forward another meter or two before coming to a stop.
"No one is chasing you, so we're done here..." The girl straightened her long hair that was blown by the wind, got out of the car, took the handle of the tricycle, and said timidly: "Thank you so much for what happened today..."