8. Chapter 8 Officer, I will be ashamed to ejaculate like this
Where did the birdcage go?
Wu Ansu unfolded the birdcage with his own hands and knew the foldable structure of the birdcage, but even if it was folded again, the thin metal rod would be at least as big as two palms. How could it be destroyed right before his eyes?
What's more, Li Mengnan was naked at the moment. Even if he could remove the birdcage with a method that far exceeded the speed of retinal imaging, where could he hide it?
Wu Ansu's eyes subconsciously moved down and stopped at the wide trousers on Li Mengnan's lower body.
"Officer Wu, you know, I am a very shy person. If you look at me like this, I will be very shy..." Li Mengnan pretended to pull up the sides of his trousers, "Although in a sense, this
It is indeed a 'birdcage'..."
"Get out! No ivory can come out of a dog's mouth!" Wu Ansu then realized that he was staring at the private parts of a strange man, and he was immediately ashamed and annoyed.
"Actually, I have already said that I am a juggler...and a juggler is always a liar."
Li Mengnan smiled indifferently, took the towel from Wu Ansu's hand and covered it in his hand, and grabbed it casually. The birdcage just now appeared in his hand again.
"This...this is not scientific! How did you do it?"
Wu Ansu, who works as a criminal police officer, is most proud of her observation skills. As early as in the criminal investigation class, she could even instantly deduce the suspect from just a photo of the scene, but she was completely unable to see it.
Find out the flaw in Li Mengnan's magic.
If she hadn't seen Li Mengnan's box of magic props, she might even have begun to suspect that Li Mengnan was a legendary superpower... although she had never believed that such a person existed.
Li Mengnan folded the birdcage and put it back in the suitcase. He took out a black tight-fitting vest from another suitcase and put it on. He stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Wu Ansu. He said in a solemn tone: "The magician uses deception to
Bringing joy to the audience is the professional ethics of a magician...and the audience should also have the professional ethics of an audience and never try to expose the magician's scam."
Any profession has its professional secrets, especially magic.
Wu Ansu is a person who attaches great importance to professional ethics. He also realized that he asked something he shouldn't have asked. He nodded slightly to apologize to Li Mengnan, but he was more curious about Li Mengnan.
"Who did you learn your magic tricks from?"
"My grandpa, that's the can..."
"Okay, okay! No need to explain in such detail!" Wu Ansu knew that this cheap Li Mengnan would definitely mention the jar of ashes again, and his stomach couldn't help but churn again.
Li Mengnan took a glass of water from the water dispenser in the room and held it in front of Wu Ansu. He consoled her with sincere words: "Come, drink some water... Officer Wu, you can't do this. As a people's policeman, even with mental disorders, you can't do this."
If we can't get through it, how will we face the most vicious criminals in the future and how will we protect the lives of weak people like us?"
"Don't bother me! These are completely different things!" Wu Ansu took a few sips from the water glass and finally suppressed the feeling in his stomach a lot. He rolled his eyes at Li Mengnan angrily and said, "People like you
People, I would rather let criminals kill you..."
Li Mengnan grinned, revealing healthy white teeth that could be used in toothpaste advertisements, and smiled brightly.
"Your grandfather must be a very powerful magician, right?"
Although Wu Ansu does not understand magic, it does not prevent her from understanding the difficulty and excitement of Li Mengnan's magic trick just now. In her opinion, the magicians of the Chinese Spring Festival Gala over the years have only become more famous, but their level is no more than this.
"A good magician is not measured by how many difficult tricks he masters... Just like you, do you only have a high position to be a good policeman? In my opinion, Officer Wu, you are a good person and dedicated to your job.
Do your duty…”
"Uh...thank you." Wu Ansu was stunned. She didn't expect that Li Mengnan would turn the topic to her.
Wu Ansu had been praised by instructors and commended by his superiors, but he had never received praise or recognition from ordinary people. Suddenly, he felt warm in his heart.
Of course, it remains to be discussed whether Li Mengnan can represent the broad masses of the people.
"It's just that his attitude towards the people is a bit rude, impatient, loud, and suspicious. He looks at everyone like a potential criminal..." Li Mengnan continued to count his family treasures with his fingers.
"Li Mengnan! Get away as far as Mars is!"
Wu Ansu crumpled the empty disposable paper cup into a ball and threw it at Li Mengnan. She was probably not as angry as she was this day.
However, Wu Ansu now also knew that Li Mengnan was a mean person, but he didn't have any bad intentions, so he cursed a few words in his heart and didn't bother to argue with him. He stroked his suitcase and asked: "Li Mengnan, what about yours?"
Where are the parents?"
Wu Ansu only thought of this problem when he saw the parents of new students in the hotel sending their children to report. This Li Mengnan always seemed to mention his grandfather, but he had never heard him mention his parents.
"My parents?" Li Mengnan's playful expression became a little stiff inexplicably, and there was an almost undetectable sadness on his face.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned this." Wu Ansu felt that he might have said the wrong thing again.
"Oh... no, Officer Wu, you are overthinking." Li Mengnan quickly waved his hand, "My parents are not dead, they are both alive and well."
Wu Ansu is so angry, you are living well and you put on that stinky face for me, how come you don’t let me think too much?
"Actually, I have no blood relationship with my grandfather. I was adopted."
Li Mengnan walked to the bed and took out a pack of Honghe cigarettes from his trouser pocket and signaled to Wu Ansu.
Wu Ansu suddenly discovered that Li Mengnan had a very good habit. Before smoking, he knew to ask the opinions of the ladies present. This kind of detailed respect could not be said to be absent among the men she had come into contact with, but it was quite rare.
"It's okay, you can smoke." Wu Ansu's father who passed away often smoked, so she is not disgusted with men who smoke.
Red sparks lit up around his mouth, and Li Mengnan blew out a long stream of gray-white smoke and continued: "It's not accurate to say adoption... I was abducted by human traffickers when I was less than two years old, and was trafficked to Mongolia Province.
Then he was bought and raised by my grandfather."
Wu Ansu didn't expect that Li Mengnan had such a tragic life experience, so he couldn't help but feel a little more sympathetic, and said softly: "Don't your grandfather know that human trafficking is illegal?"
"Actually, I can't blame him entirely. My grandfather just wanted someone to take care of him in his old age. Moreover, the trafficker didn't say that I was abducted. He only said that I was a child that relatives could not afford to raise..."
Wu Ansu nodded. She had also been exposed to some cases of child abduction. This kind of rhetoric is indeed more common when traffickers sell babies.
"Probably when I was about fifteen years old, a few policemen came to our village. They were said to have captured a large gang of child abductors and traffickers, and they verified the identity based on the suspect's explanation... That was on that day, I
Only then did I find out the news about my biological parents."
"Then what? Have you met your biological parents?" Wu Ansu asked with concern.
"I didn't see them, but I talked to them on the phone."
"Why?"
Wu Ansu found it extremely unbelievable. No parent of an abducted child would not be eager to see their child as soon as possible. After all, blood is thicker than water, how could they not even see their child?