"Haha, miss, it's not good to be too greedy. From now on, whenever you are greedy, read this passage and I'm sure you won't be able to eat anything. This will help you maintain a slim figure throughout your life."
She said bitterly: "I will treat you to this next time."
"Haha, I definitely won't eat it."
"Forget it, I won't invite you to Chuan Chuan."
"This is not possible. Miss, please remember, you owe me a meal. I will ask for this meal at any time. When I am in a good mood, I will come to you. The location must be designated by me."
"Don't even think about finding a club like that where you can easily get a meal of 20,000 to 30,000 yuan to kill me. I'll tell you the truth, I've never been to that kind of place."
"You don't need to remind me, I know you are just a poor, poor girl."
"Anyway, my budget is one thousand yuan, you can eat it or not."
He said with great interest: "I know a very good coffee shop, miss, you can definitely afford it, and their coffee is super special..."
"What features?"
"Add garlic juice or onion juice to the coffee, it's so delicious. After drinking the garlic coffee, go out to eat a bowl of hot and sour noodles, it tastes particularly good."
Yan Xixi was completely shocked.
His vision went dark. If this wasn't a big guy who picks his feet, I'd be really sorry for him - how could he have such terrible taste?
She rolled her eyes: "Young man, do I really doubt you can find a girlfriend like this?"
"Miss, you really hit the mark. I never fell in love when I was in college."
"Why?"
"No one can appreciate it."
"So have all the other boys in your class talked?"
"Well, I found them all from my classmates."
"No girl likes you?"
"Girls? There are no girls in our civil engineering major."
Although this was an old Weibo joke, Yan Xixi still laughed to death.
"Do you know why my first girlfriend broke up with me?"
"How did you break up?"
"She said: I originally thought that handsome people are not rich, and rich people are not handsome. It wasn't until I met you that I realized that you can have both. I was very happy and said to her: Don't be obsessed with me, he will be proud."
"..."
"In the end, she answered me: She is ugly and has no money."
Yan Xixi laughed loudly.
"The reason why my second girlfriend broke up was even weirder. She kept asking me if I liked her, and I said no. Then, I asked her: Baby, why don't you ask me if I love you?"
"Did she really ask you?"
"Yes, she asked me with tears in her eyes: Do you love me..."
"How do you answer?"
"do not love!"
Yan Xixi smiled so hard that she almost burst into tears. Xu Xiaoya took the phone over and looked at it, and also burst out laughing.
"Xiao Xi, this person is really interesting. Ask him to send a photo and take a look."
Yan Xixi was actually very, very curious about this person, and she immediately sent him a message: "Big man picking his feet, send me a photo so I can take a look..."
"Miss, you lied to me about Sister Feng, how could I show it to you?"
"Send me first."
"I'm afraid that you will use my photos to do illegal things. Let's do this, miss, for the sake of fairness, let's make a video."
Yan Xixi put her phone aside, then picked up a beef skewer and was about to put it into her mouth, but stopped. Somehow, she thought beef dipped in dried chili noodles was so delicious before, but now her heart feels numb. "
Haha, you don’t dare to eat it, right?”
"Bah, you are so disgusting."
"Haha, miss, it's not good to be too greedy. From now on, whenever you are greedy, read this passage and I'm sure you won't be able to eat anything. This will help you maintain a slim figure throughout your life."
She said bitterly: "I will treat you to this next time."
"Haha, I definitely won't eat it."
"Forget it, I won't invite you to Chuan Chuan."
"This is not possible. Miss, please remember, you owe me a meal. I will ask for this meal at any time. When I am in a good mood, I will come to you. The location must be designated by me."
"Don't even think about finding a club like that where you can easily get a meal of 20,000 to 30,000 yuan to kill me. I'll tell you the truth, I've never been to that kind of place."
"You don't need to remind me, I know you are just a poor, poor girl."
"Anyway, my budget is one thousand yuan, you can eat it or not."
He said with great interest: "I know a very good coffee shop, miss, you can definitely afford it, and their coffee is super special..."
"What features?"
"Add garlic juice or onion juice to the coffee, it's so delicious. After drinking the garlic coffee, go out to eat a bowl of hot and sour noodles, it tastes particularly good."
Yan Xixi was completely shocked.
His vision went dark. If this wasn't a big guy who picks his feet, I'd be really sorry for him - how could he have such terrible taste?
She rolled her eyes: "Young man, do I really doubt you can find a girlfriend like this?"
"Miss, you really hit the mark. I never fell in love when I was in college."
"Why?"
"No one can appreciate it."
"So have all the other boys in your class talked?"
"Well, I found them all from my classmates."
"No girl likes you?"
"Girls? There are no girls in our civil engineering major."
Although this was an old Weibo joke, Yan Xixi still laughed to death.
"Do you know why my first girlfriend broke up with me?"
"How did you break up?"
"She said: I originally thought that handsome people are not rich, and rich people are not handsome. It wasn't until I met you that I realized that you can have both. I was very happy and said to her: Don't be obsessed with me, he will be proud."
"..."
"In the end, she answered me: She is ugly and has no money."
Yan Xixi laughed loudly.
"The reason why my second girlfriend broke up was even weirder. She kept asking me if I liked her, and I said no. Then, I asked her: Baby, why don't you ask me if I love you?"
"Did she really ask you?"
"Yes, she asked me with tears in her eyes: Do you love me..."
"How do you answer?"
"do not love!"
Yan Xixi smiled so hard that she almost burst into tears. Xu Xiaoya took the phone over and looked at it, and also burst out laughing.
"Xiao Xi, this person is really interesting. Ask him to send a photo and take a look."
Yan Xixi was actually very, very curious about this person, and she immediately sent him a message: "Big man picking his feet, send me a photo so I can take a look..."
"Miss, you lied to me about Sister Feng, how could I show it to you?"
"Send me first."
"I'm afraid that you will use my photos to do illegal things. Let's do this, miss, for the sake of fairness, let's make a video."
Yan Xixi put her phone aside, then picked up a beef skewer and was about to put it into her mouth, but stopped. Somehow, she had thought that beef dipped in dried chili noodles was so delicious before, but now she felt butterflies in her heart.
