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The first thousand three hundred and ninety-four chapters roll them to death

Li Xiaobai murmured to himself.

He casually took out an ice bed as white as jade, and there was still a small part of the resources collected previously.

The horrific consumption of the battle with Spider-Woman had reduced most of his top-quality fairy stones. At this moment, his resources were running low. He only had a few hundred billion left, so he had to save some money.

Move your body a little and walk out of the room.

Li Xiaobai looked around and realized that this was really just an ordinary village.

The young people are tempering their bodies in the face of the vitality. Layers of white mist are erupting from their bodies, and the rich power of immortal energy is flowing with each breath. Although it is weak, it is very pure.

Dasha was also in the procession of breathing fairy energy. He did it very seriously, but it didn't have the same effect as others. There was only a trace of power flowing through his body, which was much weaker.

These are practitioners at the lowest level, with weak cultivation base, and should come from the mortal realm.

"Hangsheng, how is your recovery?"

The village chief came over and asked cheerfully.

"It's okay, but I don't know where this place is? Is it still in the Zhongyuan world?"

Li Xiaobai replied politely with a smile on his face.

"Of course it is within the Zhongyuan Realm. This place is a small border country somewhere in the Zhongyuan Realm. There are few monks and the country is barren and not worth mentioning."

"I just don't know how the young master came here, and how he put himself into that statue?"

The village chief stared at Li Xiaobai and couldn't help but ask. This was the question that puzzled him and the villagers the most. How could a person jump out of a stone?

Moreover, you must know that this statue was built by their village. It is just an ordinary stone. There is nothing magical about it at all. I really can’t imagine how the young man in front of me jumped out of the stone.

"I am everywhere, the whole world is only one step away from me, and integrating my body into the statue is just a random act!"

Li Xiaobai put his hands behind his back and said calmly. For a moment, he was full of energy in the field, showing off like the wind, which is always with me.

"It seems that the young master has not fully recovered yet. He needs to rest for two more days."

The village chief clasped his hands behind his back, shook his head and sighed. Finally, he seemed to think of something again, and asked Li Xiaobai's back: "Sir, what is your name?"

"My name is Li Xiaobai!"

Li Xiaobai looked back confidently, showing a mouthful of white teeth and smiled.

"He's crazy. He's really crazy. He's very ill!"

This young man was seriously ill. He felt like he was possessed by a demon. His sense of substitution was so strong that he didn't even know who he was. He asked Dasha to go up the mountain to collect some medicinal materials to replenish his health.

Seeing the sympathy in the old man's eyes, Li Xiaobai felt another greeting in his heart. Doesn't anyone believe the truth these days?

I'm afraid I can't get anything out of this old man, so I'll ask Dasha later.

Ten minutes at noon.

Dasha came back dejectedly. Among the young people in the village, he made the slowest progress and had the lowest cultivation level.

"Dasha, what's going on outside? What's going on in Zhongyuan Realm now? Do you know about the crossover between immortals and gods?"

Li Xiaobai looked at him and asked, "This is a stupid guy. He says whatever he wants without any scheming."

"Crossover between immortals and gods?"

"Brother, that happened five hundred years ago. Why do you ask it?"

The stupid guy said in an angry voice.

"Five hundred years ago?"

"What about those people who fought against the immortals and gods?"

Li Xiaobai was shocked and couldn't help asking.

He was not resurrected immediately, but had to wait for five hundred years!

"Of course they're all dead?"

The stupid big man was a little confused, with a suspicious look in his eyes. He had to ask such a common sense question. Why did he feel that the young man in front of him was more stupid than him?

"What about the Evil Gang? Have you ever heard of Li Xiaobai?"

Li Xiaobai asked.

"Senior Li Xiaobai, Senior Bei Chenfeng, Senior Xiaolao Di... killed the immortal god at the cost of their lives. They are heroes. Zhongyuan Realm built statues in their honor."

The silly guy counted them one by one with his fingers.

"The Evil Gang is the largest force in Zhongyuan Realm today. It is a holy land for practitioners. Only disciples of big forces are qualified to go there to practice. I heard that it is a real blessed place. As long as you enter it, you will definitely soar to the sky.

of!"

"Then who is in charge of affairs in the gang of villains now?"

"I don't know about that. That's a matter for the big forces, and it's not something we can interfere with. Be careful, it's a crime of losing your head!"

"The Evil Gang is different from other sects. It is a holy land. Talking about the holy land in vain will lead to death!"

The silly big man made a hissing gesture and signaled Li Xiaobai not to ask any more questions. These things were the secrets of the sect. If anyone heard about them and poked them out, they would be in big trouble.

"I see!"

Li Xiaobai nodded slightly, the gang of villains was still there, but the group of people back then were all dead, and he didn't know how many of his old friends were left now.

The fact that he was able to come back to life should be attributed to the statue. He has the most abundant power of faith in Zhongyuan Realm, but even so, it would have taken him five hundred years. If other people want to accumulate such powerful power,

I don’t know that the power of faith will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.

"Brother, are you okay?"

"There is a pig in my backyard. How about I take off its brain and make soup for you? The village chief said, whatever you eat will make up for it!"

Dasha said cheerfully, not noticing the inappropriateness in his words at all.

Li Xiaobai's face was very dark, with black lines all over his forehead. This stupid guy didn't notice the inappropriateness in his words at all. He could scold people more harshly than the village chief!

"No need, I just noticed that there are many constraints on the flow of qi in your body. There are always too many impurities in the veins. Just clean them a little."

Li Xiaobai waved his hand, flipped his wrist, took out a pill and threw it to the stupid guy.

"Eat this stuff and you will become a strong man. When you get rich in the future, remember not to do evil!"

After saying this, his body swayed, golden light flashed, and his entire body disappeared without a trace in an instant.

He has as many such pills as he wants, but he can only give one. No one is guilty of harboring the jade, and he can only rely on himself to practice. One pill is enough to widen the meridians of the stupid guy and help him in the future.

The path of spiritual practice becomes smoother.

The stupid man stared blankly at Li Xiaobai who had disappeared from the room, staring at the elixir in his hand. He was speechless for a long time. He could not understand what was happening in front of him. A good living person simply disappeared into the room.

Already?

What is going on?

I heard that only the real bosses can move instantly and come and go without leaving a trace. The young man just now was able to do this. Combining the words and appearance of the other person before and after, he now somewhat believes the other person's words. Is it difficult?

If not, is it really the reincarnation of senior Li Xiaobai?

"And this bed!"

The stupid guy swallowed the elixir and sat on the bed, but it didn't have the familiar texture. A slight sense of coldness swept through his body. Look at the old broken bed under him. This was an icy bed.

Sitting on it, the power of immortal energy in the body begins to flow on its own, not to mention there are many other wonderful benefits. If you practice on it with elixirs, you will get twice the result with half the effort!

"They say stupid people are lucky. Now I have met a living god!"

The stupid guy was so excited that he couldn't wait to sit cross-legged and meditate, and began to practice meticulously and seriously.

the other side.

Li Xiaobai swung the Thousand Miles Teleportation Talisman in his hand, and returned to the core area of ​​Zhongyuan Realm in an instant. Fortunately, the layout of the continent has not changed. The four continents still moved over to form one continent as before, and the Villain Gang is located in the center.

Suppress everything.

He walked toward the core area based on his memory, and sure enough, a majestic mountain appeared in front of him. It was the familiar second peak, and it was his territory.

There was a surging flow of people around, and the monks gradually became denser, completely different from the outside.

"Brother, this is the Sword Sect, right?"

Li Xiaobai stopped a person and asked casually.

"What is Sword Sect?"

"I've never heard of it. This is a gang of villains. If you're not here to take a bath, just stay out of the way. I'm waiting in line to shovel shit!"

The monk had a look of impatience on his face, shook his hands and walked away.

Li Xiaobai's face was filled with astonishment. The Sword Sect was no longer here, and was now renamed the Villain Gang. Listening to the other party's words, he understood that his sect was still familiar with the smell, but he didn't expect that after five hundred years, the number of monks who came to shovel shit had not decreased.

, on the contrary, there are more and more.

"I didn't expect that my gang of villains has grown so big and powerful that even the team for shoveling shit has been lined up outside the mountain gate!"

"I'm so happy!"

Li Xiaobai nodded slightly, his eyes full of relief. Good habits need to be maintained. There is no doubt that the bad habits of five hundred years ago have been maintained.

Following the flow of people, Li Xiaobai also got into his element. Seeing the chattering and excited monks around him, he also lined up at the back of the queue.

"Let's give them a surprise later!"

Li Xiaobai thought of this.

Even though the queue to shovel shit was very long, there was still no problem with efficiency. The team moved surprisingly fast, and it was his turn in just a quarter of an hour.

"Chen Yuan is good. The efficiency is getting faster and faster. The sect is only managed in an orderly manner!"

Li Xiaobai nodded, quite satisfied, walked to the mountain gate calmly and with his head held high, looking kindly at the group of monks who came to greet him with a smile on his face.

"What are you looking at? Come and follow me!"

"What are you still doing? I'm talking about you!"

"Are you here to shovel shit? Do you know how precious time is? How dare you stay in a daze? Come here!"

The expected warm invitation and respectful respect did not appear. Instead, the pair of disciples grabbed Li Xiaobai with curses, dragged him to the back of the team, and led him up the mountain.

Li Xiaobai looked confused. He was the master of a peak, and when he returned to his own territory, he was dragged to clean the toilets?

"Made, here comes another stupid young man!"

"Yes, what I hate the most in my life is this kind of confused guy. They waste our time for nothing. The short moment just now must have been delayed for several seconds. Young people are becoming more and more outrageous recently.

I have no idea what a precious opportunity it is to shovel shit in the Villain Gang!"

"How many people are begging grandpa to tell grandma to sharpen their heads so that they can't get into our toilet!"

"Forget it, it's normal for young people not to understand that time is money. You will understand it later!"

The group of disciples who led the way glared at Li Xiaobai angrily and vomited sweet things, as if the wasted effort just now caused them to lose a lot of resources.

"Brother, is this your first time?"

"It's normal to not be familiar with the rhythm here. Let me tell you, although shoveling shit is dirty and tiring, it will be sweet afterwards and you will feel great!"

The monk leading the team in front became quiet, and the monk in front of Li Xiaobai in the team turned his head and spoke softly.

"Isn't it just shoveling shit? Is it necessary to be so impatient? Could it be that the filth in the gang of villains has accumulated to the point where every second is necessary?"

Li Xiaobai felt very strange and couldn't help but ask, if the disciple is so anxious, is it possible that each sect is a dung-making machine, so if it is not cleaned for one second, it will cause a big trouble?

"No, no, it's just the opposite of what you said. The filth in the gang of villains is not only not large, but is getting less and less. That's why there is a situation where there are more monks and less meat. If the toilet cannot be cleaned smoothly, there is no way.

We are involved in Tang Neng Yipin and Bestore Store, so we must rush there as soon as possible, even if it is just a shovel."

The monk continued.

"But it's not like that, right?"

Li Xiaobai was still confused and didn't know why.

"Brother, you are really new here. You know nothing about the hidden rules in the toilet!"

"You have to know that if the people in the front work hard, then the people in the back basically have nothing to do. In this way, only the monks in the front have the opportunity to experience Tangneng Yipin and BESTORE, while the brothers in the back can only wait for the next one.

After the turn, the gap has been widened invisibly!"

"You are lucky to be able to get in line the first time you come. I know many monks who queue up seven or eight times a day but may not be able to get in line!"

The monk in front continued. Li Xiaobai was dumbfounded. Has it evolved to such an extent that even the shit shoveling officer has to fight for a chance to do it?

"Hey, what are these useless things talking about? Tell the newcomers some rules!"

A bald man with a fierce and fierce appearance said to the man that he was a little impatient because he kept talking about the toilet, so he warned him.

"Understood, brother, do you understand what we should do now?"

The monk in front asked.

Li Xiaobai tilted his head: "Clean the toilet?"

"Not only must it be cleaned, but it must also be cleaned thoroughly, and all the dirt must be sorted out as quickly as possible!"

"In this way, the chances of the monks becoming stronger later will be reduced a lot, and we will be stronger than them!"

"Work hard to clean the toilets, disrupt the pace of the monks' practice at the rear, and trap them to death!"

The monk said seriously.

Li Xiaobai was speechless: "..."

Five hundred years have passed, has it already reached this level?

"We're at the place, let's go in!"

"Move quickly. As soon as the next batch of monks arrive, you can go to Tangneng First Grade!"

The leading monk gave an instruction, and then disappeared in a flash.

Cleaning the toilets is already an assembly line cleaning, with waves of shoveling officers coming and going, but even so, the involution has become even more serious.

A group of people broke open the door and rushed into the toilet, killing everyone in the toilet and driving out the original team.

"No one is allowed to move, let me see who dares to touch the toilet more!"

"Everyone, get out. From now on, we will take over this toilet!"


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