Looking at the five patients in front of him, Ye Dong felt a little dumbfounded. It was like opening a grocery store here, with all kinds of patients coming.
Infertility patients did not go to the infertility hospital for treatment, but they came to see me. Two old ladies with lumbar disc herniation did not go to orthopedics for treatment, but they also came here. There was also this middle-aged man who was bitten by a poisonous snake.
Aunt Nian.
Checking the time, he saw that he had half an hour to go before getting off work, so Ye Dong decided to resolve five patients within half an hour.
"Auntie, when was your leg bitten by a poisonous snake?" Ye Dong looked at the wound on the middle-aged woman's right leg and asked.
The woman was a female cleaner, with a thin figure, a slightly dark complexion, and an air of neatness all over her body.
"This morning, I was watering the lawn in the south part of the hospital. Suddenly a snake jumped out of the grass and bit me on the leg. The snake ran away." The female cleaner looked at Ye Dong's young and handsome face.
, said very seriously.
Now, no one working in Wen's Hospital does not know the name of Deputy Director Ye of the outpatient department. After the female cleaner was bitten by a poisonous snake, she immediately went to the emergency room to get an injection of anti-venom, but she still couldn't.
Don't worry, I took the elevator and ran to the outpatient clinic to find Deputy Director Ye.
Looking at the festering wounds of the female cleaner, Ye Dong frowned slightly. These were not the marks of an ordinary venomous snake bite, but the marks of being bitten by a venomous snake.
When Ye Dong mentioned the poisonous snake cup, he immediately thought of the poisonous cup woman.
That old witch is so haunted that she openly sets poisonous cups to bite people in the hospital. It’s really abominable!
Ye Dong decided to find a way no matter what, and punish that damn old witch.
Ye Dong quickly absorbed the remaining toxins in the female cleaner's body. He also prescribed some anti-inflammatory drugs for her and sent the female cleaner away in five minutes.
The female cleaning lady has really learned a lot this time. It turns out that Deputy Director Ye is really powerful and never uses medical equipment when treating patients. This is actually not a rumor, but it is absolutely true!
For two old ladies with lumbar disc herniation, Ye Dong's treatment method was even more unique. He slapped them twice on the back and sent them away. Before leaving, he told them not to perform Yangko these days.
Don't go to square dance.
For the patient suffering from gallstones, Ye Dong just tapped his chest lightly to shatter the stones. It was estimated that the broken stones would be cleared within a week.
Finally, he opened his eyes and stared at the female patient suffering from infertility. This woman looked normal.
"Director Ye, please help us. We must conceive our child this year, otherwise, his mother will force us to divorce." The young woman's voice choked with sobs.
Ye Dong turned around and looked at her husband sitting next to her, and couldn't help but be slightly startled.
The man was in his mid-twenties, slightly fatter, with rimless eyes and a gentle manner.
"How long have you been married?" Ye Dong asked.
"Three and a half years." the woman replied.
"Three and a half years?" Ye Dong glanced at her husband and said, "Let your husband stand up and walk around this room."
"Huh?" The young husband was stunned. His wife pushed him, "Director Ye asked you to stand up and walk a few steps, so you just walked a few steps. Why are you standing there?"
"But, we are here to treat you." The husband scratched his head and wondered.
Ye Dong took a sip of tea and smiled at him: "The root cause of the disease is not your wife, but you. What do you do?"
"I'm a taxi driver." The man replied, "Director Ye, you look familiar, maybe I've driven you before. By the way, what do you mean when you say that the root cause of the disease is me?"
"Maybe I have actually taken a ride in your car." Ye Dong smiled and said, "I often take a taxi when I go to work. I said the root cause of the disease is you because your wife's body is very healthy, but your body is not.
There is something wrong with me. Please stand up and walk around so I can take a look."
The man immediately stood up, walked around twice in Ye Dong's office.
"Okay, we found the problem." Ye Dong asked him to stop, "Pull up the pants on your legs."
Although he didn't understand why, the taxi driver still obeyed his instructions.
Ye Dong walked to him, squatted down, stretched out his left index finger, and lightly tapped the Sanyinjiao points on each of his legs.
A soft stream of air suddenly came out from Ye Dong's fingers and quickly entered the driver's acupuncture points.
Ever since he absorbed the violent energy contained in the "Electronic Heart Sutra", Ye Dong has felt that the vitality contained in his body is becoming more and more abundant. Just by moving the heart at will, the vitality can leak out of the body.
.You no longer have to struggle to use your own magic medicine sect’s unique secrets to treat patients.
After doing all this, Ye Dong said to the couple: "If you want a child now, let your husband take a month's leave and recuperate at home for some time. Let your husband go outdoors more. Don't get too old.
Sitting. His problem is caused by sitting for a long time."
"Director Ye, are you saying we can get pregnant?" the young wife asked with joy on her face.
Ye Dong groaned weakly. Fortunately, there were no outsiders. If others heard it, they would definitely misunderstand him and have an abnormal relationship with this woman.
Ye Dong nodded, "Just do as I say, and you will have a very good chance of getting pregnant."
The driver gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'm going to the workplace to ask for leave now. It's all for the sake of our children."
After seeing the couple off, Ye Dong checked the time and saw that he got off work at exactly the same time.
After washing his hands and face, Ye Dong put on his clothes. As soon as he walked to the door, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside. Fang Dusha walked in.
"Director Fang, what's wrong with you?" Ye Dong asked with a smile.
Fang Dusha blinked her beautiful big eyes and looked at him, then crossed her arms and said, "Except for the conditions you mentioned, I can promise you anything else."
It turns out that this cold girl is really eager to learn, and even said such words. She must have made a lot of determination to come to see me this time.
Ye Dong glanced at her apologetically and said: "I'm sorry, Director Fang, maybe there are some things you don't know. My medical skill is not just a medical skill, it is also a heritage. You may have heard that we
Many of the skills handed down in China are said to be passed down from male to female. Although our magic medicine sect does not have such strict rules, our medical skills have never been passed down to others."
"Why are you so stubborn at such a young age?" Fang Dusha crossed her arms and said angrily: "My education and yours are completely opposite. I only know that any good thing belongs to all mankind. Anything that can benefit future generations.
Good things are the common wealth of all mankind."
"This wealth should be widely circulated and used to maximize the benefit of mankind and touch human suffering. Instead of cherishing it to yourself like you." Fang Dusha glared at Ye Dong fiercely, "If we Chinese people were like you
, our Chinese skills, medical skills, and even civilization will be lost!"
This cold girl, I put this big hat on...
Ye Dong sneered, raised his chin towards Fang Dusha, and said: "Director Fang, you are a top student who has received an American education. I know that you have a noble mind and disdain to associate with those of us who have vulgar ideas. But I have one thing.
I understand. I want to ask Director Fang for advice. You just said that good things should be shared with everyone, but have the Americans taken out their atomic bombs and shared them with all mankind? The Americans have taken out their advanced medical technology and shared them with all mankind.
Is it shared by all mankind?”
Seeing Fang Dusha's face becoming more and more ugly, Ye Dong said with a smile: "Director Fang, don't be angry, that's what I said. Recently there is a word circulating on the Internet called '****'
Wait. We have no power, we are just a little doctor, no different from that ****. We are just a ****, what does the wealth of all mankind have to do with us?"
"You are hopeless!" Fang Dusha's lips trembled with anger.
She didn't know why, but when she saw Ye Dong's smiling expression on his face, she felt itchy with hatred.
"It's a quick sentence, are you going to teach me or not?" Fang Dusha said in a cold voice.
"Send you two words--don't even think about it."
Ye Dong planned to go around Fang Dusha, but Fang Dusha made a arrogant turn and blocked the door.
"Ye, don't be arrogant. One day, I will make you beg me to learn your medical skills." After saying this, Fang Dusha turned around and left.
"I also send this sentence to you, Director Fang Dusha." Ye Dong replied coldly.
It's so annoying. Every time I talk to this woman, it's like a quarrel. It ruins the good mood I've been in this afternoon. It's so disgusting!
"Director Ye, did you quarrel with Director Fang again?" Ye Dong had just walked out of the room when Liu Xiaolan came over with a smile.
"No. Director Fang and I had a great conversation," Ye Dong said with a smile. As soon as he saw the sweet and well-behaved Liu Xiaolan, his mood improved again.
"Still saying you haven't?" Liu Xiaolan rolled her eyes charmingly and lowered her voice and said, "Director Fang is throwing things in the room, cursing your name while throwing things."
"Perhaps Director Fang's menopause has advanced." Ye Dong shrugged. Fang Lengniu really hated herself. Wasn't it because he didn't teach her medical skills? What's the matter?
Like a little spy reporting, Liu Xiaolan whispered to Ye Dong: "Nonsense, Director Fang is not even married or has a boyfriend, how can menopause come about?"
Hearing what Xiaolan said, Ye Dong's heart moved.
Approaching Liu Xiaolan, he whispered: "Xiaolan, I will teach you a task."
As soon as she heard that there was a mission, Liu Xiaolan immediately became energetic, "What mission? Director Ye, tell me."
"You can find a way to help me get Director Fang's blood sample. I have a use for it." Ye Dong lowered his voice and said. After saying this, even he felt shameless.
