198.Chapter 198: Men have no chance unless women get drunk
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"cheers!"
Fang Dusha and Ye Dong clinked their glasses together, picked up the big glass in front of them and drank it all in one gulp.
The golden cold liquid flowed from the glass into her red mouth, and finally flowed into that delicate body. The bone-chilling coldness stimulated her body to tremble slightly. She drank the beer in the glass in one breath, and her red face
The sides of his mouth were covered with snow-white beer foam.
Ye Dong held the glass and looked at the beautiful woman in front of him with a glass of surprise, feeling a little unbelievable.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman drinking draft beer?" Fang Dusha poured herself another glass and said to Ye Dong angrily. However, her slightly pale face gradually turned rosy.
"It's not that I've never seen a beautiful woman drink draft beer, but I've never seen a beautiful woman drink draft beer so vigorously." Ye Dong picked up the big cup and drank it all in one gulp. The cold chill hit his stomach violently, making him hooked.
The two of them filled their mouths and drank it all in one breath. Fang Dusha burped in a very shameless manner, which made Ye Dong smack his lips. Is she still the elegant and cool beauty Fang Dusha he knew?
The two drank three glasses of wine in a row, and then they stopped. Two blushes appeared on Fang Dusha's pretty face, and her sharp eyes gradually became a little blurred. While eating mutton skewers, Fang Dusha looked at her coldly.
Ye Dong said: "Do you know what you have always been in my mind?"
"What are they all?" Ye Dong stopped chewing the mutton skewers and looked at Fang Dusha curiously.
"They're all a bastard!"
"From the first time I met you, when you knocked me to the ground, I knew you did it on purpose. You could have avoided it at that time. From the time you provoked my nerves again and again, I became even more convinced that you
Just a bastard!"
After calling two bastards in two sentences, the smile on Fang Dusha's face became more and more charming.
However, it made classmate Ye Dong feel a little at a loss.
Holy shit! It turns out that my status in Fang Lengniu’s mind is so low, and the low-level person is just a bastard.
"But...but you bastard is different from other bastards." Xuenen held her smooth forehead with her small hands, Fang Dusha said thoughtfully: "I don't know why, every time I see you bastard, I
You will be very angry, and I just want to beat you up. Why do you, you bastard, always say so irritating words when you talk to me? Are you willing to make me angry to death? "
Fang Dusha's voice was so loud that several young men with naked upper bodies nearby couldn't help but look over here.
When they saw Fontusa's beautiful face clearly, they all swallowed their saliva.
Fang Dusha's outfit is completely out of place for this barbecue stall, while Ye Dong beside her is wearing cheap clothes and looks thin from behind. The two of them feel like a noble queen and a kept pretty boy.
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The five young men blew a long whistle and laughed happily. The tattoos on their bodies looked even more ferocious under the dim light.
Ye Dong looked at Fang Dusha in front of him speechlessly, gave her a fearful look, and said: "Hello? Fang Leng, girl, are you sick? You have to know that every quarrel is not your fault.
Rushing into my office? I have never taken the initiative to find you and have a quarrel."
Fang Dusha looked at him coldly, and the expression on her face became more and more exciting. She seemed not to have heard what Ye Dong said, and threw the iron drill on the table in a very shameless manner, and sneered.
: "Sometimes even I feel a little confused, what kind of magic power does this bastard have in you? I am so attracted to you that I want to run to you to quarrel. It was not until later that I saw your miraculous medical skills that I understood
, it turns out it’s your mysterious medical skills that attract me.”
After hearing what Fang Lengniu said, Ye Dong felt very hurt. The only thing that attracted her to him was his medical skills. Please, little girl, don't say it so directly, okay? Save some face for me, no matter what you say, I will always say it.
He is a handsome guy. Handsome guys are a group with very weak psychological acceptance, okay?
"It wasn't until later, when I went to Laoshan District, that I discovered that you could actually fly." Fang Dusha looked at Ye Dong with bright eyes, "I really didn't expect that you, a bastard, actually had so many abilities. And in Tiepi
Village, setting fire to those ant colonies was also your work, right? Don’t tell me it wasn’t you. I know it must have been you!”
Fang Dusha poured herself another cup of draft beer, touched Ye Dong's cup lightly, and said dry, and then regardless of whether Ye Dong drank or not, she raised her neck and drank it all.
"Hello? Fang Lengniu, you can't drink any more, or you'll get drunk." Ye Dong dissuaded her.
"Don't you want me to get drunk? As the saying goes, if a woman is drunk, a man has no chance. Haha, haven't you been waiting for this opportunity?" Fang Dusha said with an unrestrained smile. It actually seemed a little bit bohemian.
Ye Dong looked at the drunken Fang Dusha in confusion, and carefully thought about what the third master had said to him.
The third master said that women always mean what they say. They say 'yes', but what they think in their hearts is 'no'. They call you 'scumbag', 'big pervert', 'shameless'... in fact, they often mean 'no'.
Praising you encourages you to take further action.
And just now Fang Leng Niu'er called herself a dozen 'bastards' in one breath. Could it be that she was praising herself as a 'good egg'? However, looking at the expression on Fang Leng Niu'er's face, whether from the front or the side
It doesn't even look like it.
"Why don't you speak? Weren't you able to speak well before? Are you thinking about how to get me drunk and then find a place where no one is around to fuck me?" Fang Dusha said with drunken eyes. After that, she said again
He took a sip of draft beer by himself.
"You really misunderstood me completely." Ye Dong smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, I really don't have such filthy thoughts. I just want to collect your photo album and borrow your blood samples. As for the rest, I
I really didn’t think much about it.”
Damn it, if I weren't a bitter ninth-generation Pure Yang body, I would drag you out right now to rectify the law on the spot! Little girl, how dare you blatantly provoke me?
Staring at Ye Dong's eyes for a long time, Fang Dusha chuckled and said: "Hypocrisy. You are just like other men, you are hypocritical. You know what you are thinking but don't dare to say it. I despise you from the bottom of my heart.
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Ye Dong was so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall. This was the most sincere and conscientious thing he had ever said, but the girl in front of him called him hypocritical.
Ye Dong picked up the wine glass, drained the draft beer in one breath, put the glass heavily on the table, and said loudly: "Girl, pour some for me!"
Fang Dusha stretched out her little hand and unbuttoned the two buttons on her chest, and a seductive deep ravine suddenly jumped out.
"You bastard, how dare you order me to pour you wine?" Fontusa laughed and scolded, "Do you know that no one has ever dared to speak to me in this tone?"
Ye Dong's eyes passed over Fang Dusha's chest without any trace, and he smiled and said: "That was in the past, and it was because you didn't meet me before. Stop talking nonsense! Pour it for me quickly!"
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Fang Dusha stared at Ye Dong's handsome face for half a minute. She suddenly giggled. She stretched out her two small fists in front of Ye Dong and said with a smile: "Bastard Ye, you know what I want most right now."
What are you doing? I want to hit someone now!"
Ye Dong looked calmly at Fang Meiren's beautiful and enchanted eyes, at her flushed pink face, at her rosy lips that opened and closed, and then, his eyes crossed her cheeks and looked behind her.
Ye Dong smiled lightly: "I'm afraid this time I'm going to let your wish come true. If you want to hit someone, someone will put their face up to you and ask you to hit them."
Before Ye Dong finished speaking, five shirtless gangsters had already wandered over to their table.
"Holy shit! This little girl is so good looking! Look at this ass, look at these breasts... I want to be the first one to fuck you today. I will fight with whoever fights with me!" A tattoo on the belly of a paunchy girl
A big tiger boy said with a smile.
"That's not okay, Tiger. I discovered this girl first, so I should fuck her first!" protested a boy with a black spider tattooed on his neck.
"Don't fight anymore, let's get this little bitch back first, and then we can take turns to have fun." A boy with a wrist-thick green dragon tattooed on his shoulder said loudly.
The five people were holding cigarettes in their mouths and slowly surrounded Ye Dong and Fang Dusha. The five people were discussing how to play with the beautiful woman in front of them, completely ignoring Ye Dong's existence.
At this time, all the diners at the barbecue stall hurriedly paid their bills and left. The fat little boss took his wife and hid in the small front room at the back. They did not dare to offend these street gangsters.
Five guys wandered around this street all day long, robbing homes, molesting women, and taking things by force as if they were commonplace. Merchants like them, who were doing small business, didn't dare to mess with these five guys.
"This little girl looks like she's still a virgin!" The pot-bellied tiger looked at Fang Dusha with gleaming eyes, and said eagerly reaching out to touch Fang Dusha's face.
Snap!
There was a crisp sound.
Before the tiger's big furry hands touched Fang Dusha's face, he suddenly felt a burning pain on his face.
"Ah! My hands hurt so much!"
Fang Dusha exclaimed, frowning and waving her little hands.
"The role of force is mutual. Since you are going to hit someone, you must be mentally prepared to endure the pain. Even our Ruohan and Tiantian understand such a simple truth." Ye Dong put an arm around Fang Dusha
She had a small waist and grabbed her arm with the other hand. The slap that hit the tiger on the face just now was caused by Ye Dong appearing behind Fang Dusha out of thin air and grabbing her arm.
Ah sneeze!
Wen Ruohan and Chen Tiantian were changing glasses in the bar, when suddenly Wen Ruohan sneezed.
"I don't know who is scolding me. It's really annoying." Wen Ruohan wiped Xiaoqiong's nose with a tissue and said with a flushed face.
