Of course, men should take better care of their bodies.
Therefore, Ye Dong goes to bed early and gets up early every day, eats a balanced diet, does not go to nightclubs or unhealthy places, and has almost no bad habits except for peeking at the vaginas and buttocks of beautiful women.
Fang Dusha was stimulated by Ye Dong's words and vomited even more violently. For a moment, bitter water got into her nose, choking Fang Dusha and coughing uncontrollably.
"Get away... you bastard... don't touch me..."
Fang Dusha vomited out almost all the wine she drank the night before. Her whole body was so weak that she almost fell to the ground.
Ye Dong quickly held her shoulders, held Fang Dusha like a chicken, and walked toward the river not far ahead.
"Smelly bastard! What are you doing? Let me go." Fang Dusha scratched and scratched, trying to break free from Ye Dong's restraint. However, to Ye Dong, her actions were no different from tickling.
After a while, the two came to the river.
Ye Dong lowered his head and asked: "Hello? Girl, can you swim?"
"Well……"
"Why am I asking such an idiot question? Why can't the brilliant and great Director Fang Dusha not know how to swim?"
As he spoke, Ye Dong shook his hand and threw Fang Dusha into the river. He used so much force that he threw Fang Dusha into the middle of the river.
Fang Dusha screamed in surprise, and before she could react, she fell into the river with a splash.
The cold river water made Fangdusha shiver in excitement. She quickly controlled her balance, began to paddle through the water, and swam toward the shore.
It is now about nine o'clock in the morning, and the water in the river is very cold. The slight coolness makes Fang Dusha sober up and feels much better.
The heavy makeup on her face was all washed away by the river water.
The contact lens was also washed away by the running water.
Her long hair was soaked in the river water, like rich ink.
When she came to the shore, she saw that Ye Dong had already lit a fire and was roasting a carp that was more than a foot long.
"Have you finished washing? Come and have something to eat after washing."
Ye Dong flipped the grilled fish on the fire and didn't even raise his head to look at Fang Dusha.
In fact, it's not that Ye Dong didn't look at it, but as soon as Fang Dusha landed on the shore, he secretly took three glances. The sight was definitely wet and tempting.
After looking at it three times, Ye Dong didn't dare to look again, for fear of seeing eyeworms again. He was even more afraid that Da Dongdong was about to move.
"Ye! Tiansha! Do you want to kill me?"
Walking to Ye Dong's side in a few steps, Fang Dusha roared loudly.
"If I really wanted to harm you, you would have died more than once. Don't say those useless words. Come on, have some breakfast. I know you drank half the night and you are still on an empty stomach. Eat.
Let’s take a fish and try my craftsmanship. Most people wouldn’t even bake it for her.” Ye Dong said without raising his head.
Fang Dusha stared at Ye Dong's head, glared fiercely, squatted down angrily, her delicate body curled up, her whole body was shivering from the cold.
"What's wrong? Are you cold? Stretch your hand over and I'll help you warm yourself."
Ye Dong still didn't look at it. Fang Dusha glanced at the wet body and stared at the grilled fish being licked by the flames.
"Get away! Don't touch me!"
"A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart. I'm too lazy to care about you. I'll freeze to death later. Don't say I have no sympathy."
Ye Dong sprinkled some more ingredients on the grilled fish, and then handed it to Fang Dusha. Fang Dusha was so angry that she was about to reach out and knock it down, but she smelled a very attractive fragrance coming from the grilled fish.
Looking at Fang Dusha's dazed expression, Ye Dong smiled and said, "Don't worry, eat it, it's free this time."
Fang Dusha snorted coldly, grabbed the wooden stick with the grilled fish on it from Ye Dong's hand, turned around, opened her mouth, and took a small bite.
After chewing twice, Fang Dusha's eyes widened in shock.
So delicious!
I had no idea that the fish grilled by this bastard was so delicious.
Who knew that at this moment, I heard Ye Dong say: "Don't say thank you, I can't bear it. Of course, if it tastes good, eat more."
After a pause, Ye Dong continued: "In this world, there is no big deal at all. When the sky falls, the ground will catch up. It doesn't matter, it just happens for a while. Women really don't have to deal with their own bodies.
."
Although she felt that what Ye Dong said made some sense, Fang Dusha still snorted disdainfully and started eating the fish.
Ye Dong grilled another fish.
For a moment, the two fell into silence.
While Fang Dusha was chewing the grilled fish, she was also chewing on what Ye Dong had just said.
The sky fell, and the earth followed.
Nothing is a big deal; if something happens, it's just a matter of time.
Although what this stinky bastard said was a bit vulgar, if you taste it carefully, it seems that there is still some nonsense in it.
Soon, all the grilled fish entered Fang Dusha's belly, and at this time, Ye Dong handed over another grilled fish.
Without thinking, Fang Dusha took the grilled fish, gently blew on the hot air, and started eating again.
I have to say, the fish grilled by this stinky bastard is really delicious. If only his mouth didn't stink so much, it would be half as fragrant as grilled fish. Fontusa thought to herself.
However, if Ye Dong really turned into a man with elegant conversation, maybe he really wouldn't notice him.
Could it be that I noticed him because he always quarreled with me?
While eating the fish, Fang Dusha's mind was a little confused.
Finally, another piece of grilled fish was finished, and Fang Dusha burped. This time Ye Dong reached out and handed over a bottle of water.
Without thinking, Fang Dusha reached out to take it, unscrewed the cap, and took a sip.
The slightly sweet liquid flowed into her mouth, and Fang Dusha came back to her senses. She picked up the drink bottle in her hand and took a closer look. This made Fang Dusha so angry that she almost swallowed the grilled fish she had just eaten.
, spit it all out.
"You bastard! What did you give me to drink?"
"It's pulsing. There are words on it, didn't you see it?"
"Of course I saw the words on it. I mean, isn't this bottle of Pulse the one you drank in the car just now?"
Ye Dong nodded, "Yes, it's the bottle I drank from. I didn't expect you have such a good memory."
"You bastard! You actually gave me the drink you drank?" Fang Dusha felt like she was about to collapse.
It’s over!
It’s over!
The first kiss in twenty years that I had worked so hard to keep was gone.
"Girl, don't be excited. This bottle of water was placed in your car. I took a few sips myself and confirmed that it is not poisonous and can be drunk, so I gave it to you to drink. No need to say anything, thank you. Just treat me as your boss.
Uncle Lei Feng, who never leaves a name for his good deeds, is well."
"..."
Fang Dusha glared at Ye Dong, her eyes almost bursting with fire.
"What's wrong? It's so popular? Isn't the grilled fish delicious?" Ye Dong looked at Fang Dusha with a pure face and asked.
"..."
Ye Dong scratched his head, with a look of realization on his face, "Could it be that I put too much salt when grilling the fish? But it doesn't matter. Fortunately, there is still half a bottle of Pulse. I'll leave it all for you to drink."
"..."
"Damn it! No way? Are you really angry? Hey, girl, as the saying goes, women get wrinkles easily when they are angry."
"Bastard Ye Dong! I'm going to kill you!"
Fang Dusha waved the small wooden stick in her hand and rushed towards Ye Dong regardless.
Ye Dong swept forward like a gust of wind.
Fantusa, barefooted, chased after her.
A minute later, Ye Dong suddenly stopped suddenly.
"Stop! Stop!!" Ye Dong turned around and shouted to Fang Dusha.
squeak!
Fang Dusha also came to a sudden stop, and her little foot happened to step on a small stone, causing her pain.
Ye Dong looked into Fang Dusha's eyes and said seriously: "If you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you will live to be ninety-nine. After breakfast, you have just run a hundred steps. If you run one more step, you will exceed the limit."
Fang Dusha's little feet hurt terribly, but her heart was furious. Her eyes were red with anger, and she gritted her teeth and said, "I will definitely kill you today!"
"This girl is really awesome. She's getting more and more enthusiastic as she talks. I won't ignore you anymore. I'm going to go treasure hunting."
Ye Dong turned around and walked towards the mine.
"Asshole! Don't run!"
Fang Dusha waved her small wooden stick, followed Ye Dong, and started to catch up.
However, no matter how hard Fang Dusha tried, she was still five or six meters behind Ye Dong.
Ye Dong didn't look back, walking in front like a leisurely stroll, reminding Fang Dusha from time to time.
"Be careful there are rocks near your left foot."
"Be careful there is an ant next to your right foot."
"Be careful if you step on a cockroach with your left big toe."
What shocked Fang Dusha was that Ye Dong's predictions were accurate every time.
The two of them walked away and chased each other. It didn't take long before they arrived outside the mine.
The black hole is like the mouth of a giant beast, and it looks eerie and terrifying at first glance.
Ye Dong reached out and picked up a safety helmet from the ground, put it on his head, and turned on the power switch. Unexpectedly, the light on the hat was still on.
Ye Dong looked back at Fang Dusha and said with a smile: "Let's go, girl, let's go into the cave with my brother to explore."
After saying that, Ye Dong turned around and walked straight towards the dark mine.
"Hello? What are you going to do? It's so gloomy inside, I don't want to go in." Fang Dusha finally chased to the entrance of the cave, panting and holding on to her small waist, and said loudly.
"It's up to you, but let me tell you in advance. It is said that there is a black snake spirit as big as a bucket nearby. No less than ten people are already late. If you want to stay here, you can stay here." Ye Dongtou
He said without replying.
When she heard that there was a snake, it was a black snake spirit as big as a bucket, Fang Dusha got goosebumps all over her body. She grabbed a helmet from the ground, shook the dust inside, and quickly put it on her head. Fang Dusha was naked.
He hurriedly chased Ye Dong's figure.
"Hey! Wait for me."
"Girl, do you want to come in and explore too?"
Ye Dong finally turned around and glanced at Fang Dusha. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Fang Dusha trotted and came to Ye Dong. The surroundings were pitch black, which made people feel chilly. She couldn't help but lean towards Ye Dong's body.
