There was a scarlet palm print on Niubengqiang's big, plump face.
"Who! Who the hell dares to hit me?"
Niubengqiang was instantly irritated. His eyes widened, he covered his burning cheeks and spun around in circles. However, he didn't realize who hit him.
"Stop drawing circles on the ground like a headless fly."
Ye Dong wiped his palms with a tissue, looked down upon the awesomeness, and said lightly: "I suddenly feel very unhappy, and I just want to hit you. How do you feel?"
When I heard this, my fat face almost turned green.
"Who the hell are you? How can you imitate me and speak like me? I think you are tired of living."
Niubi covered his cheeks and glared at Ye Dong.
Although Ye Dong personally admitted that he was the one who beat Niu Biqiang, Niu Biqiang felt that Ye Dong was bragging.
He felt that Ye Dong was at least five or six meters away from him. He slapped himself at such a long distance, but he didn't even see him make any move. Who did he think he was? Ultraman Flash, Superman, Batman?
Ye Dong wiped his palms unhurriedly, without even looking at Niu Boqiang. If it weren't for the fact that this guy was Zhao Qianjun's landlord, Ye Dong would definitely not have chosen to take action himself. Of course, he would not have let Qianqian take action either.
As soon as he saw the purple birthmark on Niubiqiang's face, which was bigger than an egg, Ye Dong felt so sick that he wanted to vomit. Of course, he didn't want his small spring-like hands to touch the unappetizing birthmark.
Contacted.
Seeing that Ye Dong stopped talking, Niu Biqiang thought that Ye Dong was scared. After all, there were few people in the area who were not afraid when he mentioned Niu Biqiang.
"I'm talking about you guys."
Niubengqiang pointed at Ye Dong and the others arrogantly, and said sternly: "Is the pickup truck outside belonging to you?"
"It's ours, what's wrong? Is there anything wrong?" Punk asked.
He suddenly remembered who the fierce-looking guy in front of him was.
Isn’t this guy Zhu Ziqiang? Because he is awesome and coaxing all day long, he is nicknamed ‘Awesome Qiang’.
This guy is somewhat famous around the campus of the Affiliated High School. Of course, the reputation here is not a good one, but a bad reputation.
It is said that this guy is a second-generation rich man who owns a property near the campus of the Affiliated Middle School and acts as a renter. Unexpectedly, the house Zhao Qianjun rents belongs to his family.
"What's wrong?"
Niubi gave Punk a cold look, "Who asked you to park your car outside my door? I tell you, pay the parking fee immediately, otherwise, I will be rude to you."
When Punk heard this, he almost lost his temper.
Damn, are you saying this in human terms? We came to visit a friend, parked the car outside, and provoked you?
Although you are the owner of the house, you have already rented the house. Why do you have to ask us for parking fees when we park the car?
"Zhu Ziqiang, don't go too far!"
Zhao Qianjun said coldly: "They are all my friends, what's wrong with parking their cars outside? Now that you have rented the yard to me, I now have the right to let them park their cars outside."
Zhu Ziqiang snorted disdainfully, glanced at Zhao Qianjun with evil intentions, and said, "I suddenly changed my mind. I won't rent this house out anymore. You all should pack up your fucking bed immediately and get out of here!"
Facing Zhu Ziqiang who had no reason to explain, Zhao Qianjun's lungs almost exploded. He was about to argue with Zhu Ziqiang for a few words, but Ye Dong reached out to stop him.
"For a guy like this who has a lot of shit in his head, trying to reason with him is like playing harp to a cow."
Ye Dong said something to Zhao Qianjun, then turned to look at Zhu Ziqiang.
"I didn't expect that your attention would change so quickly. However, I don't like it very much."
Snap--pop--pop--pop!
With four crisp sounds in a row, Zhu Ziqiang's fat face immediately turned into a big pig's head.
"Fuck me! Who? Who the hell is hitting me?" Zhu Ziqiang covered his fat face like a mask and roared loudly.
Seeing Zhu Ziqiang's embarrassed look, Qianqian suddenly burst into laughter.
She pointed at Zhu Ziqiang and said with a smile: "Husband, yesterday, I went to class with Sister Ruohan. I learned an idiom from Sister Ruohan, which is called 'beating one's face to pretend to be fat'."
Blinking at Zhu Ziqiang with big eyes, Qianqian asked with a smile: "Hubby, is this ugly guy just trying to make himself fat?"
Ye Dong chuckled and said: "That's right, my Qianqian is the smartest one in ice and snow. This ugly monster just slaps a swollen face to look fat. However, in fact, he is fat enough even if he doesn't slap a swollen face. This swollen face will soon turn into a pig's head.
Already."
Wang Cuihua listened to the conversation between the two and couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering.
Zhao Qianjun frowned. He knew that things seemed to be unsolvable today, and he was thinking about moving again.
"Who do you think is making a fool of himself? I'll fucking kill him!"
Zhu Ziqiang reached out from the wall, grabbed a big stick as thick as an adult's arm, and rushed toward Ye Dong and Qianqian waving it.
"I will knock you to the ground first, strip you naked, and then collect parking fees from you."
Just as Zhao Qianjun was about to make a move, Ye Dong had already separated from the crowd and came forward to greet him.
"You want parking fees from us? Well, I've tolerated you for a long time, and I'm asking you for stupid fees."
Ye Dong stretched out his hand and put it on the wooden stick in Zhu Ziqiang's hand.
Zhu Ziqiang's charging body suddenly stopped as if he had hit a wall.
"What the hell are you talking about? What stupid fee? Why can't I understand?"
Zhu Ziqiang used all his strength to hold the wooden stick and hit Ye Dong. However, no matter how hard he tried, he could not make any progress.
"If you say you are mentally retarded, you are mentally retarded."
Ye Dong stretched out his hand and tapped Zhu Ziqiang's head a few times. Zhu Ziqiang screamed and threw the stick to the ground.
Suddenly, his mouth and eyes became crooked, and the palm of his right hand was pinched into a very classic "very six plus one" shape. His left hand was hanging weakly, and drool kept flowing down from the corner of his mouth uncontrollably.
"What have you done to me? What happened to me? What did you do to me?"
Zhu Ziqiang was really frightened this time. He trembled with his hands and tried to straighten his fingers that were pinched into six plus one, but found that his fingers were completely out of control.
"Oh! It's so dirty. You're such an adult and you're still drooling."
Ye Dong took three big steps back to prevent Zhu Ziqiang's saliva from splashing on him.
"What's wrong with me? My hands...my mouth..."
For a moment, Zhu Ziqiang was so frightened that he could not speak coherently.
Qianqian clapped her hands aside and said with a smile: "Just now I was trying to make myself look fat, but now I'm dumb. It's really fun."
Ye Dong was surprised to find that the tone of Qianqian's speech at this moment was somewhat similar to that of Chen Huniu.
This is serious. In the future, Qianqian should be kept as far away from Chen Huniu as possible, and Chen Huniu must not let Qianqian be led astray.
When Punk saw Zhu Ziqiang with crooked eyes and mouth, he suddenly felt a sense of fear in his heart.
He suddenly remembered the situation when Ye Dong first came to the infirmary of the Affiliated High School and he, Guo Hai and Sun Xiao were in trouble for Ye Dong.
At that time, although he was uncontrollable and danced a series of weird break dances, he still blushes when he thinks about it now.
However, compared with Zhu Ziqiang now, he was much luckier that time.
Fortunately, he didn't offend Ye Dong that time, otherwise, if he randomly clicked on his head a few times like he did to Zhu Ziqiang just now, he would definitely become mentally retarded.
"What have you done to me?"
Zhu Ziqiang looked at Ye Dong in shock and fear. At this moment, he really regretted coming to provoke these guys.
This guy is really good at magic. He tapped his head randomly a few times. How did he become like this?
"Actually, I didn't do anything wrong."
Ye Dong looked at Zhu Ziqiang seriously and said: "The culprit is yourself. You often do stupid things and say stupid things, so you become like this stupid person. I just helped you speed up the process.
That’s all.”
Help others speed up the process? Do they need your help? Before they came to you, they were fine. But now...
At this moment, Zhu Ziqiang felt that he was no longer awesome at all. He felt that he was almost becoming a fool.
"You... you must have a way to deal with me, right? I beg you, please let me go. I will never say stupid words or do stupid things again." Zhu Ziqiang took two steps forward and said,
Begging Ye Dong hard.
Ye Dong looked at Zhu Ziqiang with a smile and praised: "A once-in-a-lifetime brain-dead person like you is born. It would be a pity if you don't get rid of the brain-deadness."
Damn it? He actually said that he was born with a brain defect?
Zhu Ziqiang's lungs were about to burst with anger, but because he was begging Ye Dong, he buried the hatred in his heart deeply and continued to beg Ye Dong bitterly.
"Well, seeing as how sincere you are, I will reluctantly help you." Ye Dong smiled.
"Thank you, master! Thank you, master."
As soon as he heard Ye Dong promised to save him, the expression on Zhu Ziqiang's face immediately became frightened. However, what he didn't know was that no matter how realistic the acting on his face was, it would still look extremely ugly.
Ye Dong waved his hand, "Don't rush to say thank you. You should know that if I help you cure your brain defect, it will consume my life. In order to make up for my loss, how are you going to compensate me?"
"I……"
Zhu Ziqiang suddenly felt dizzy.
Ye Dong glanced at the door and said with a smile: "There seems to be a BMW parked outside. It looks pretty good. I think that's it. I'll cure your brain-dead disease and the BMW outside will be mine."
"Can't!"
When Zhu Ziqiang heard this, he was so surprised that he didn't fall over.
Why is this guy so shameless? He is so open-minded? What does he think that is? That is an imported BMW X6. It is my tool to pick up girls, how can I give it to him casually?
"What? Can't bear to part with the BMW?" Ye Dong looked at Zhu Ziqiang with a half-smile.
"Uh...no. It's because..."
"Okay, stop talking, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, just like a girl." Ye Dong waved his hand and said impatiently.
