Ye Dong followed the sound and found a burly man standing next to the taxi. The man was swearing and kicking the taxi's body with his big leather shoes.
"Hello? You are sick. We are driving our car to provoke you. Why are you kicking my car?" the driver said angrily.
"You actually said I'm sick? Haha..." The man raised his leg and disabled one of the taxi's lights.
The man was very muscular and round-waisted. He was two meters tall and had a muscular face. He only had a ponytail on the back of his nondescript head and a big toad glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looked like a Brazilian gangster.
Seeing the pony-tailed man with a scary figure, the driver immediately shrank and apologized again and again, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, we're leaving now."
"Hmph, you're smart, get out of here right away, otherwise if you anger the commander, you won't know how you'll die." The pony-tailed man laughed, revealing two rows of smoky yellow teeth.
"Young Master..."
The driver's master shivered in excitement. Ye Dong followed his gaze and found a white Hummer parked in the center of the lane in front of him, and a man was standing next to the Hummer peeing.
"Master, what's wrong? Is the military commander he said terrible?" Ye Dong asked with a smile.
"It's more than scary." The driver frowned and said to Ye Dong in a low voice: "Brother, it seems that our fate has ended. I can only send you here. Look at the cost of the car..."
"It's easy to talk about the car price." Ye Dong smiled and pointed to the car lights outside that were kicked to pieces by the pony-tailed man and asked: "Is it so cheap for him?"
"Otherwise, what else could have happened?" The driver said with a sad face: "It's unlucky for me to meet the military commander. If I had known this, I shouldn't have driven up the mountain."
At this time, the peeing military commander pulled up his pants and waved his hand impatiently to the ponytail man, "Scorpion, what are you doing? Do something to grind and tell everyone behind you to get out immediately, just say what I said.
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"My order, Commander, I'll be here right away." The pony-tailed man Scorpion turned to the Commander and smiled, then immediately turned around, with a gloomy and scary look on his big, fleshy face.
Bang!
He raised his leg and kicked the taxi again, and said angrily: "Why don't you leave because you drive a bad taxi?"
"Let's go, brother, I'll leave right away." The driver turned his head and looked at Ye Dong with a pleading look on his face.
Ye Dong shrugged and said, "Your car was kicked into pieces by him, wouldn't it be shameful to just leave like this?"
"Brother, please take pity on me. It's good that your brother can save his life when he encounters the army commander and Scorpion." The driver said with a sad face.
Ye Dong threw his handbag into the passenger seat, opened the door and got out of the car, "Master, wait, I will help you ask for the car repair fee."
The driver was so shocked that he could not close his mouth for a long time.
Seeing Ye Dong push the door and get out of the car, Xie Zi sneered: "What? You are still not convinced? Do you want me to pay for the car repair? I think you have a few lives."
Ye Dong got out of the car and stood up, and said calmly: "Everyone has only one life, I only have one life, and you don't have one more life than me."
"Ah ha! You're such a smart kid." Scorpion looked down at Ye Dong with gleaming eyes and grinned, "Do you know who you are talking to?"
"I don't care who you are, if you are walking at this time, you must be reasonable. If you kick the driver's car, you will have to pay. This is a matter of course, no matter where you go to the end of the world." Ye Dongyi said righteously.
Scorpion stared at Ye Dong blankly for five seconds, then suddenly raised his head and laughed, as if he had heard a big joke.
"It's fun! It's so damn fun. Someone actually reasoned with my Scorpion today. Okay, boy, I'll give you a chance to challenge me. If you win, I won't talk about the money to repair the car. I'll just accompany you.
A taxi is not a bad idea."
Scorpion laughed so hard that his mouth watered. He was really amused by Ye Dong. After walking on Nanjing Road for so long, this was the first time he met someone who wanted to reason with him.
The driver buried his head deeply on the steering wheel. He regretted driving Ye Dong up the mountain. He even regretted not reading the almanac when he went out today.
"Scorpion, what are you doing? You're just dawdling, and all the good places to play are taken by Thunder Blade and Big Nose. Hurry up." The military commander opened the door of the Hummer and urged Scorpion impatiently.
"Okay, Young Master, I'll be here right away. Give me two seconds to deal with this little bastard. It's a joke. There is a guy who is not afraid of death to reason with me today."
Scorpion turned around and said to the young master, then turned back and looked at Ye Dong with a condescending smile, with a look of contempt on his face, like a naughty boy teasing a cricket on a plate.
"Boy, don't say I won't give you a chance. Let's make some gestures. If you put me down, I'll give you the money. I'll knock you down or cripple you and you'll consider yourself unlucky." Scorpion said to Ye Dong impatiently.
Ye Dong nodded, "Okay."
"Grass mud horse! I've been waiting for you to say this word." Scorpion roared, and punched Ye Dong. The fist was fierce and powerful, and it turned out to be a genuine military fist once it was used.
Ye Dong curled his lips in disdain and called him a scorpion? The strength of the punch was so weak, and in Ye Dong's eyes, the speed was not much faster than a turtle making love.
Seeing Ye Dong standing still, Xie Zi felt even more proud. He thought Ye Dong was frightened by his fierce and powerful fists.
Seeing that everything was only one centimeter away from the bridge of Ye Dong's nose, the driver sitting in the taxi was so frightened that he simply covered his eyes with his hands and sighed in his heart: "Brother, why do you have to stand up? When we encounter such a bad boy, we have a crew cut.
The common people can only swallow their anger and hide from them."
Bang!
ah!
Two loud noises were heard.
The driver quickly put down his hands and couldn't bear to look at Ye Dong. He thought to himself: "Brother, no matter what, you stood up for me. Even if you get a bloody head this time, I will take you to the hospital."
Get bandaging treatment."
However, when he raised his eyes and looked forward, he couldn't help but froze, because he discovered that Ye Dong had not fallen down at all, but that the one who fell was actually a big scorpion.
Scorpion was seen kneeling on one knee in front of Ye Dong, with his forward right arm hanging weakly in front of him, while Ye Dong's knee was pressing against his chin, and his right elbow was pressing against Scorpion's head in an elegant manner.
superior.
The driver rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and when he was convinced that all this was happening, he almost shouted in excitement.
"Instant kill! Oh my god! He defeated the enemy with one move. This is the legendary master!"
Ye Dong retracted his stretched legs and arms, and Scorpion immediately fell to the ground limply, without any trace of the majesty he had just now.
"Okay, I'll knock you down. Bring me the money to repair the car." Ye Dong stretched out his hand towards Scorpion.
Although Scorpion fell to the ground, he was still conscious. He struggled to get up, but found that his whole body felt like lead and he couldn't get up at all.
At this time, several people in the car that were blocked behind the taxi suddenly jumped out of the car and gave Ye Dong a thumbs up from a distance, "Brother! That's awesome!"
Hearing their accents, one could tell that they were from outside the country, and they didn't know much about this so-called military commander. Otherwise, they would have had the same expression as the taxi driver.
"Scorpion...what are you doing?"
In the distance, the military commander saw Scorpion falling to the ground, and immediately roared and flew towards him. Without saying a word, he kicked Ye Dong in the air.
Ye Dong was not polite to him either. He had long disliked this guy. He urinated and blocked hundreds of cars on the road, telling everyone to get lost. Who do you think you are? Everyone is here to see the fun, eh.
, that’s not right, they are all here to participate in the competition to find a bride, and you drive them all away with just one sentence, who do you think you are? The President of the United States?
Without any warning, Ye Dong raised his leg and kicked the military commander on the calf. There was a click, and the military commander howled miserably, and fell straight down from the air, falling into disgrace.
"Young Master!!" Scorpion roared loudly, staring at Ye Dong fiercely with two fleshy eyes, wishing to eat Ye Dong alive, "How dare you hurt the Young Master, boy, you have the guts, just wait, I will let you
I will take your surname after you walk out of Qixia Mountain."
Almost everyone watching the excitement opened their mouths in shock. They didn't expect Ye Dong's kick to be so sharp. Judging from the painful expression on the young soldier's face, it was obvious that the leg was broken.
Ye Dong ignored Scorpion's threat and said calmly to Scorpion: "We just agreed in advance. If you knock me down or blame me, I will be unlucky. If I knock you down, you will have to pay for the repairs."
.I said you won’t cheat, right? Bring me the money to repair the car.”
Scorpion was speechless for a moment.
Ye Dong stretched his hand in the air for a long time, and what greeted him was Scorpion's murderous eyes, and the young soldier's painful wail as he curled up on the ground.
Ye Dong shrugged, "Okay, I finally understand. It turns out that you two are paupers. Since you are paupers, don't maliciously kick someone else's car. Since you don't have any money, I'll help you cover it. It's just that
Your car is lying across the middle of the road, and the cars behind it can't pass at all. You should be wise and move your car or drive away so that we can pass."
Ye Dong was smiling all over his face, and the speed and tone of his speech were as if he were chatting with an old friend for many years, which really shocked everyone.
Xie Zi simply ignored Ye Dong, struggled to crawl to the side of the young master, and asked with an attentive look: "Young Master, what's wrong with you? Is it okay? Do you want to go to the hospital to see a doctor?"
Ye Dong shrugged helplessly and spread his hands to the people behind him, "They didn't listen to me at all. I really had no choice but to help them push the car."
Ye Dong walked up to the Hummer in two steps. As soon as his hands touched the body, Scorpion suddenly roared loudly: "Boy, if you dare to touch the commander's car, I will let you die now!"
Ye Dong sneered and pushed hard with both hands. With a loud bang, the arrogant and domineering Hummer rolled twice and crashed down the cliff.
