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456.Chapter 456: Jin Dazhong Jin Big Fart

There was a loud bang, and the tanker truck and the deformed Sonata were all engulfed in a sea of ​​flames.

The tanker driver quickly jumped out of the car and ran to safety, but Wu Gonggao and Wu Gongqiang were engulfed in a sea of ​​flames.

Lei Ren looked at the black smoke-filled oil tanker through the brown glass, with a cruel smile on his cold face. He started the car and drove away.

In the conference room of Zetian Hotel, the meeting officially began.

After Kim Dae-jung came to the stage this morning, he ran off the stage in a stinky manner because he had just said a few words. After the United States, Japan and South Korea applied to the organizing committee of the conference, Kim Dae-jung could come on stage again to talk about the latest developments in South Korea's medical field in recent years.

inventions, and fruitful medical achievements.

In full view of everyone, Jin Dazhong walked up to the podium with his chest raised and his head raised. This time he did not hold Shenma's so-called meridian chart in his hand, but instead held a small box with exquisite packaging.

Standing on the rostrum, Kim Dae-jung bowed slightly to the audience and said loudly: "Today, I want to tell all the medical colleagues here a piece of good news. After painstaking research by our medical researchers from the United States, Japan and South Korea, we finally developed a

A new drug that specializes in treating cancer is sleeping in this small box in my hand, waiting to be awakened by people all over the world. It is a new anti-cancer drug..."

Kim Dae-jung is indeed very talented in speaking. He can arouse everyone's emotions with just a few words. Almost everyone is paying serious attention to the small box in Kim Dae-jung's hand. Could it be that this is the latest anti-cancer drug developed by the United States, Japan and South Korea?

?

The expression on Jin Daezhong's face was very exaggerated. When he talked about the new anti-cancer drug and was about to promote the anti-cancer No. 1 drug in his palm to the whole country, he suddenly felt a cramp in his stomach and the expression on his face suddenly became distorted.

The annoying cramping pain came again, and Jin Dazhong was so frightened that he quickly clamped his legs, but no matter how hard he clamped his legs again, he farted loudly.

The surroundings were too quiet, and Kim Dae Jung's fart was so loud that almost everyone in the first three rows in front of the podium heard his loud fart.

And his loud fart was transmitted through the microphone and echoed in the speakers, startling everyone who was listening attentively.

After this loud fart, a burst of laughter suddenly erupted in the conference room.

This Korean doctor named Kim Dae-jung is so uneducated that he farts openly on the podium where everyone is watching. You said you farted once and it was over. Everyone has forgiven you, but they will give you a chance to come on stage again.

Let me tell you this once, why are you doing your old habits again?

"What kind of doctor is this? He has no education at all. Tell him to get out of here!"

"What Kim Dae Jung? I think calling him Kim Dae Fart is enough."

"As soon as I got on stage, I started making stinky farts. Where did he think this place was? A toilet?"

"New anti-cancer drug? It's a lot of stinky farts. What new anti-cancer drug? I think it's just farts!"

There was a lot of discussion in the audience, everyone was accusing Kim Dae Jung of his rude behavior.

At this time, Fang Dusha turned to look at Ye Dong, and saw Ye Dong sitting lazily on a chair, playing with a pencil.

"Is it your fault again?" Fontusa leaned close to his ear and whispered.

"If you think it's me, that's it." Ye Dong didn't even bother to raise his eyelids.

Fang Dusha looked at the indignant people around her, leaned close to Ye Dong and whispered: "What a great job! But if you want me to help you keep secrets, you must teach me this technique."

"What technique? Does it make people fart?" Ye Dong played with the pencil and finally looked up at Fang Dusha.

Fangdusha was so angry that she was so angry, this bastard! If he knew what he was talking about, why would he say it?

Staring at Ye Dong fiercely, Fang Dusha said angrily: "Anyway, you must teach me."

Ye Dong sniffed exaggeratedly, and the air was filled with the faint fragrance exuded by Fang Dusha. His eyes turned lustful when he looked at Fang Dusha, and he smiled and said: "No problem

, but the prerequisite is to do experiments on you."

Thinking of Jin Dazhong's ugly behavior repeating itself, Fang Dusha shuddered, gritted her teeth and said to Ye Dong: "Asshole! Don't even think about it!" She also stretched out her little hand and quietly touched the outside of Ye Dong's thigh.

Twist it hard.

Jin Dazhong was almost drowned by the comments from everyone in the audience. He finally understood an ancient Chinese idiom, which is that people's words are fearful.

Standing on the rostrum, Jin Dazhong suddenly felt that his stomach cramps were getting worse and worse. He was really frightened. He had such an experience this morning. At that time, his stomach cramps were so severe that he couldn't hold on.

I ran to the toilet early, and there was a lot of stinky shit in my pants.

Having learned the lesson from the morning, Kim Dae-jung dropped the new anti-cancer drug in his hand, rushed off the stage, and rushed straight out of the conference room.

He knew that he had let out a stinky fart and could not take it back, but if he pooped his pants again, he would be greatly humiliated this time. It would not only be humiliating his people, Jin DaZhong, but also the people of South Korea.

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When he rushed to Brown and Kameda Ichiro, Brown suddenly stood up angrily and said angrily: "Jin Daezhong, what are you going to do?"

Jin Dazhong suddenly shuddered and was about to collapse again. He said urgently: "Mr. Brown, I'm in a hurry. I'm going to the bathroom. I'll share our new anti-cancer drug with you when I come back."

After speaking, Jin Dazhong rushed out of the meeting, ignoring Brown's roar behind him.

This meeting was really weird. As soon as it started, some guests rushed off the rostrum and went straight to the bathroom.

However, everyone seems to be accustomed to Kim Dae-jung's "habitual internal anxiety". It's just a pity that what exactly is the new anti-cancer drug that Kim Dae-jung mentioned in the middle of the talk? Many people are curious about the one on the podium.

Very delicately packaged little box.

Brown's lungs are about to burst with anger. This Kim Dae-jung, who succeeds only in failure but fails in failure, is so outrageous! What an idiot! Can't you eat less for lunch? You see, you have diarrhea again.

When Brown mentioned diarrhea, he suddenly woke up. By the way, he and Jin DaZhong had lunch together. Jin DaZhong had diarrhea, but why did he feel fine?

However, for safety reasons and to be prepared, both Brown and Ichiro Kameda took a few capsules to treat diarrhea. Brown nodded to Ichiro Kameda, who immediately stood up and walked towards the podium.

Standing on the rostrum, Kameda Ichiro picked up the bottle of new anti-cancer drug that Kim Dae Jung threw on the table, looked around at everyone, and said firmly: "I am Kameda Ichiro, a doctor from Japan. Just now Kim Dae Jung

This new anti-cancer drug that the doctor wants to introduce to you was jointly developed by medical experts from the United States, Japan and South Korea. We have already conducted clinical trials with this drug, and the recovery rate is 99%. It has no poison.

Side effects. Next, Mr. Brown, a senior medical expert from the United States and an honorary bachelor of medicine from the United Nations, will come to the stage to explain in detail the miraculous effects of this new anti-cancer drug. Mr. Brown."

I have to say that Ichiro Kameda is very good at being a good person. After introducing new anti-cancer drugs, he was willing to be a green leaf for Brown.

Brown walked onto the podium amidst warm applause. Kameda Ichiro immediately stepped down and voluntarily gave up all the glory to Brown.

Brown gently placed a valuable laptop on the table, looked around at everyone, and gave everyone a big smile.

"Dear friends and medical colleagues from all over the world, hello, my name is Bob Brown. I come from the United States of America across the ocean. I am very happy to come to China. What makes me even more happy is that I can come to China with you.

Brothers and sisters from all continents and countries gather together, and for this, I, Bob Brown, am really happy and happy."

Fang Dusha curled her lips in disdain in the audience, touched Ye Dong lightly with her elbow, and lowered her voice: "Have you ever done anything to him? Will he be like Jin Dazhong..."

Ye Dong shook his head, "It can only be said to be a coincidence that something like this happens to one person. If everyone rushes to the toilet, even a fool will see that there is something wrong."

Fang Dusha thought about it carefully and realized that what Ye Dong said was right, but she was still a little unwilling to accept it. She whispered in Ye Dong's ear: "I recognize that this Bob Brown is a big liar. When I was studying in the Ivy League in the United States,

, I had a female classmate who was defrauded of money and sex by him. In the end, the female classmate became addicted to drugs and ended up becoming a street girl in order to buy drugs."

Although Fang Dusha spoke in a calm tone, Ye Dong could still hear the hatred in her voice. It could be seen that the female classmate she was talking about had a close relationship with her, and he could see that he had a crush on Mr. Brown.

I really hate it to the core.

Ye Dong calmly pinched Fang Dusha's fingertips and said softly: "Calm down, don't be impulsive. Don't worry, just let him play for a while. This afternoon he will definitely be ruined."

Fang Dusha hummed softly, and gently | licked | her red lips that were bitten due to excessive anger. If it weren't for Ye Dong by her side, I'm afraid Fang Dusha would have slapped the table and stood up at this moment.

Expose Lang's crimes loudly.

She didn't know why, but she felt very at ease with Ye Dong by her side. She knew that since Ye Dong had promised her, he would definitely ruin the reputation of this bastard named Brown. Fang Dusha had no doubt about this.

Brown stood on the podium and spoke non-stop, waving his arms constantly, and praised the new anti-cancer drug - Anti-Cancer No. 1 to the sky.

In his speech, he also emphasized that this latest anti-cancer drug was first launched in mainland China. This is because this anti-cancer drug is specially tailored for the system of mainland Chinese people.

Brown's speech was very provocative. Many doctors in the audience were curious to get a box of Anti-Cancer No. 1 and take it back to their patients to try the effect.

At this moment, someone in the audience suddenly asked loudly: "Mr. Brown, how much does your Anti-Cancer No. 1 cost?"


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