Two or three things about giving birth outside the episode
In early spring, in Su Garden, thousands of pear trees are in bloom, and the white pear petals fall gracefully from the wind. This is a good time of year for pear blossoms to bloom.
The pear garden is full of fallen flowers. If you set up a piano table, brew a few pots of tea, and dance a sword, it might be a beautiful thing. However, the reality is...
"Ah!!!" Screams resounded through the sky, followed by angry curses: "Ning Guang, you bastard, it hurts me to death, ah!"
In the courtyard with colorful pear blossoms, the scolded man's face was livid, his hands clenched into fists, and everyone cast sympathetic glances at him.
"It hurts, it hurts! Ah! Ning Guang, you bastard, ah ah ah!"
Song Fei coughed, walked to Ning Guang, patted his shoulder, and said: "Brother-in-law, my sister is so full of energy, I think it's not serious, so don't worry!"
Ning Guang handed over a cold light, snorted and said: "It's that brat who should be worried!" If I get scolded, watch your butt.
Poor Baobao is trying hard to crawl out of his mother's belly. He has not yet seen the first light of life, but he is being threatened. The road ahead is dark.
"I won't give birth anymore. It hurts me to death. I don't want to give birth anymore! Ah!" Su Liu's wailing voice came out again.
Everyone waiting outside the door shook their heads. How could this person who always seemed so strong scream so miserably when she gave birth to a child? Seeing her calm and calm demeanor, they all thought that giving birth was just a matter of time.
I never thought about something as simple as farting!
Ahem, so tough!
If Su Liu knew the slander in their hearts and was determined to curse loudly, damn it, it wouldn't hurt to stand up and talk, fart, why don't you fart and just pull out a bastard to see?
All her calmness and composure are all fake. She is truly extremely pain-shy. Giving birth is the most painful thing in the world!
Woo hoo hoo, Su Liu missed the modern advanced medical skills very much at this time, as well as painless childbirth and water birth, which are definitely better than this old man's natural birth. It really hurts!
The contractions came in waves, and the baby was about to crawl out. The place felt like it had been torn open by the force of two people. It was so painful that she wanted to die!
"Ning Guang, it's all your fault that I'm in such pain!"
Su Liu cursed again. She wanted to save some energy, but only in this way could she divert her thoughts and relieve some pain.
Ning Guang, who was waiting outside, darkened his face again, and laughter came one after another from behind, causing him to slowly turn around and cast a warning look.
cough!
cough!
"Madam, look, the pear blossoms this year are so beautiful!" Song Fei pointed to a clump of pear blossoms and said to Cao Mingzhu nonchalantly.
"No, I think it's more beautiful that way."
"My child, you have to be good in the future. Don't be like a certain brother or sister who always troubles your mother and keeps her from coming out." Song Fei looked at Cao Mingzhu's belly and said.
Cao Mingzhu's belly bulged high. She glared at him when she heard this, and Song Fei chuckled.
Ning Guang's cold eyes shot at Song Fei fiercely. Hearing the cry of pain inside, he couldn't help it anymore and strode towards the delivery room.
"Master, what do you think? The delivery room is stained with blood and you can't enter it!" The two women guarding the door immediately stopped him nervously.
"Get out of the way!" Ning Guang said coldly.
"No, the young lady is giving birth. You can't go in and cause trouble." The mother-in-law said boldly.
Song Fei secretly gave his mother-in-law a thumbs up, "Well done, I'll reward you if you come back!"
After receiving Song Fei's look, the mother-in-law became more determined to stop him. Madam also said that anyone who stops me will be rewarded heavily!
"Get out of the way, don't let me say it a second time." Ning Guang shouted coldly.
Su Liu, who was preparing to exert force inside, became anxious when he heard it and shouted: "Don't come in, don't come in!"
It's not that Su Liu also thinks that the blood stained delivery room is an unlucky nonsense. It is only natural for a woman to have a baby with her father by her side. But what Su Liu cares about is not this, but when giving birth. In fact, it is really ugly like that, okay?
good.
Although Ning Guang would not go to another woman just because Su Liu was ugly, every woman likes to look beautiful in front of men, and Su Liu is no exception. Who wants to be seen looking ugly? Are you looking for abuse?
Well, she just didn't want Ning Guang to see her hideous appearance, so she didn't let him in.
It's a pity that the more she refused to let in, Ning Guang insisted on entering. With one big kick, he kicked the woman open and almost broke the door.
After entering the delivery room, a strong smell of blood hit the tip of his nose. Ning Guang frowned slightly and pursed his lips. Then he looked at the woman lying on the delivery bed staring at him. Her face was pale, and her face was covered with sweat.
How embarrassing.
Ning Guang's face immediately elongated, and the cold air from his whole body squirted out: "Why aren't you pregnant yet?"
The woman who delivered the baby was already frightened. Seeing Ning Guang's awe-inspiring aura, she knelt down on the ground with weak feet. She trembled and said, "Come back to the general, this is the first time my husband has given birth to a baby, so it won't be that fast."
." It's so scary. The name of this iron-blooded general is not for nothing. Just one look in his eyes is like a knife. It's very scary.
Su Liu was so angry that he rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Get out, get out." This person is just causing trouble. What's so good about a woman giving birth to a child?
"I'll stay with you!" Ning Guang asked someone to move the spoon and sit on the bedside, looking at the midwife coldly: "Hurry up and give birth!"
The midwife rolled her eyes helplessly in her mind. Oh my god, did you really think that giving birth to a baby was like shit, and that you could pull it out just by pooping?
"Don't cause trouble, get out quickly, um." Su Liu shivered in pain.
Ms. Chen, who had been accompanying her daughter, also said politely: "Liu'er is right, you can't help here, so you'd better go out first!"
"Nothing, I'll just sit down!" Ning Guang said calmly, then looked at Su Liu and stretched out a hand and said: "Don't make trouble, save your strength, and don't scold me. If you want to scold me, just bite me."
Su Liu was stunned for a moment, but unfortunately the pain prevented her from saying any more, so she could only hum and began to exert force in accordance with the mother-in-law's rhythm.
"Ah!" The cracking pain made people dizzy. Su Liu grabbed the mattress with one hand, and tightly grasped Ning Guang's hand with the other hand, and his finger bones turned white.
"Madam, use a little more force." The mother-in-law lifted up the quilt covering her body, looked over, and said, "You can almost see the head."
Ning Guang looked a little weird after hearing this, and secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva when no one was paying attention.
"It hurts, it hurts, I won't give birth anymore, I won't give birth anymore!" Su Liu moaned in pain, biting into Ning Guang's story.
"If you don't give birth, the young master will have to hold it in." The midwife said angrily: "Quickly, use force."
Mrs. Chen also said: "Stop talking nonsense and have some strength."
With the sound of force one after another, the blood became more and more intense, and Ning Guang's face became paler and whiter. His hands were already bloody and numb after being bitten by Su Liu.
His eyes were not looking at the midwife, but at Su Liu, with a pale face.
"If you try harder, you can already see the end!"
Ning Guang couldn't help but look over. Although he couldn't see the scene under the quilt, he could imagine that a little life was trying to crawl out, just like a butterfly trying to break out of its chrysalis.
However, watching a child being born is not such a fun and beautiful thing. As long as you think of a person coming out of such a small place, you can't calm down. Ning Guang is no exception. His face is getting more and more ugly.
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"Madam, hurry up, hurry up, try harder!"
"Ah!" Su Liu took a deep breath, put all her strength into her body, and went down. With the push of her mother-in-law, she felt something separated from her body. The pain of clefting immediately dissipated, and she collapsed from exhaustion.
on the bed.
"She's born, she's born!" the midwife shouted excitedly, "It's a little boy."
Ning Guang looked over and saw that the mother-in-law was holding a baby that was not much bigger than his hand and had skin that was slightly purple due to suffocation. It was covered in blood and had a long umbilical cord hanging on it.
Ning Guang felt dizzy, his body swayed slightly, and his face turned pale.
Su Liu had regained his breath, struggled to hold up his upper body, and asked hoarsely: "Why doesn't he cry?"
As soon as she said this, the mother-in-law hung the baby upside down and slapped the baby's butt hard, causing the baby to let out a loud cry.
After hearing this, Su Liu was completely relieved, relaxed, and passed out completely.
"lady!"
Ning Guang came to his senses and called anxiously: "Liu'er, hurry up, see what happened to her?"
The mother-in-law came to check again and said: "General, my wife was just too tired to fall asleep. She will wake up when she has a rest. General, please go out first."
Mrs. Chen also smiled and said: "Yes, we still need to clean up here. Ning Guang, you can go out first. I'll keep an eye on you."
Ning Guang confirmed that Su Liu was just falling asleep from exhaustion and that the child was fine. There was no point in staying here anymore, so he nodded and stood up.
There was a thud, and everyone looked back, only to see Ning Guang falling to the ground, and they couldn't help but scream in surprise.
"Someone, come quickly! The general has fainted!"
It is said that eight out of ten people who have seen their wives give birth will faint. A strong man like Ning Guang actually became one of them. This made Su Liu's unbalanced heart satisfied. Just thinking about it, he felt
The food smells delicious and I feel better.
Ning Guang only had a son when he was nearly thirty years old. Naturally, he placed all his hopes on him. Even the name had to be chosen by himself. Of course, the nickname was given to Su Liu. She was also fancy, so she said Ning Guang.
The baby came late, so he simply called him Ning Xiaochi, which made Ning Guang blush with hatred. He became more and more determined to give his eldest son a powerful and powerful name, even though he was embarrassed when he was born.
So, Ning Xiaochi's name came down, and he was called Ning Bufan.
Poor Ning Xiaochi, who was called Xiao Chichi when he was a child, became extraordinary when he grew up. If someone asked him what makes you extraordinary? He would answer, my father is extraordinary, so he gave me this name, which is so extraordinary!
Ning Guang's original intention was for his eldest son to be born extraordinary so that he could inherit his mantle and become a famous general in the future. Therefore, when he captured Zhou, he included his own sword in it. But what was the reality?
Classmate Ning Xiaochi grabbed the official seal of Magistrate Song with one hand, and the money with the other hand!
Su Liu couldn't help but couldn't help but hugged her son and gave her a kiss: "Well done, son. You want to be a corrupt official in the future!"
Everyone is stunned!
"Su Liu!" Ning Guang was so angry that he glared and dragged her into the room: "If you have another child, I don't believe you can't give birth to a famous future!"
So, after the second child of the Ning family was born, Ning Guang grabbed a powder box and a gold abacus at the Zhou Zhou feast full of hope, and Ning Guang went berserk!
Another year, the third child of the Ning family finally caught a sword. Ning Guang cried with joy, really cried, because the third child was a little princess!
