"Ugh... I feel so uncomfortable in my stomach! Didn't I just eat a can of expired soybeans at noon... How could it be..."
Xiao Feng was just halfway through complaining when his body stopped in vain. The muscles on his delicate face were tightly wrinkled, and his brows were deeply wrinkled.
"boom--"
After a fart sound like thunder, Xiao Feng shook his body heavily as if he was exhausted, and the happy expression on his face also changed, and he continued: "Why do you keep farting!!!"
"If this happens suddenly at the most romantic moment, it wouldn't be..."
"Alas..." Xiao Feng sighed sadly and knocked on the door of Wang Weier's house.
Wang Weier opened it with a smile and winked playfully at Xiao Feng.
Looking at the lovely person in front of him, Xiao Feng felt an inexplicable emotion in his heart. The two of them have experienced too much together these years. Every time, she was always silently devoting herself to him, giving her
Everything was given to him, so what reason should there be for Xiao Feng not to love such a good girl?
Wang Weier is not as gorgeous as those top beauties. She has a short bob and a flat silhouette that slightly covers her forehead. Her wide blue-framed eyes are set between her pretty noses, and her thin lips are slightly open, as delicate as a peach blossom in June.
, the healthy wheat-colored skin is beautiful and moving. Under the dazzling light of dusk, it shines with a strange light. Her neat and white teeth are slightly exposed with her lovely smile, which makes people feel like a bath.
The feeling of spring breeze. It has the flavor of Xiaojiabiyu.
"Have you finished get off work? Are you tired? You seem to be looking bad? What's wrong?" Wang Weier smiled and gave Xiao Feng a sweet hug and kissed him gently on the side of his face.
The simple greeting sounded so warm, as if Wang Weier's every tiny move and look were full of deep love for Xiao Feng.
"It's okay!" Xiao Feng smiled softly, quietly touched his stomach, which was getting better, and said to himself: "Good guy! You really did your best! You held up for me!! Don't let your guard down at the critical moment!"
The lights were turned off in the house, and it was pitch black, making it difficult to see what ulterior secrets were inside.
Wang Weier did not let Xiao Feng in immediately, but calmly took out a piece of black cloth from her pocket, and said with a mysterious smile: "Cover your eyes before you go in, and don't peek! I'm going to give you a big
What a surprise!”
"Okay!" Xiao Feng smiled knowingly, took the black cloth, and covered his eyes tightly. His heart was faintly touched, and he was very curious about what interesting surprises Wang Weier could bring him!
Wang Weier took Xiao Feng's hand, led him to the living room, sat on the sofa with him, and started chatting every sentence.
"Um...Weier, what surprise do you want to give me?" Halfway through the conversation, Xiao Feng suddenly interjected. It wasn't that Xiao Feng was impatient, but that he was starting to feel dishonest again.
Waves of inexplicable energy were rushing toward his cannon, ready to burst out at any time.
"Hehe," Wang Weier smiled softly and said, "Okay! Let's uncover the mystery!" After saying that, she reached out to pick up the black cloth from Xiao Feng's eyes.
"I can't stop loving you..."
A fashionable and avant-garde cell phone ringtone suddenly rang, and Wang Weier retracted her half-stretched hand.
"Feng, I'm going to answer the phone and I'll show you the surprise when I get back. You're not allowed to peek!" Wang Weier reminded sweetly.
To Xiao Feng, this voice was undoubtedly the voice of an angel! He had just received an urgent ultimatum from his buttocks, telling him that his butt was strangled and he had to do it! And this sudden call was undoubtedly his rescuer
In water and fire!
At this time, Xiao Feng was so excited! He was nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice, and kept saying yes.
"Click..."
When he heard the slight sound of the door closing in the house, Xiao Feng was completely relieved. At the same time, a huge "energy body" also began to gather crazily in front of Xiao Feng's butt door.
Without saying a word, Xiao Feng immediately leaned over and raised his buttocks high.
There was only a "bang|" sound, and a huge fart burst out of Xiao Feng's body.
Xiao Feng blindfolded himself, skillfully took out a cushion from the sofa, and fanned the air fiercely, hoping to dispel the unpleasant smell as soon as possible.
"No way! No way! Here we go again!" Xiao Feng hurriedly put down the mat, his whole body rose up like an arch, his hands supported the ground, his head rested on the cold floor, and his buttocks were raised high, like a high-pressure cannon
generally.
"boom……"
Another beautiful fart! Xiao Feng clearly heard the hanging lamp on the ceiling shaking twice and making a soft squeaking sound.
"No! It can't go on like this! It must be solved quickly!" Xiao Feng thought secretly in his heart. He quickly unbuttoned his pants in the dark and moved towards the balcony in small steps.
In the darkness, Xiao Feng relied on the familiar memory route in his mind and quickly touched the door handle of the balcony. At the same time, he also took off the belt on his trousers and lowered his trousers and shorts to his knees.
Xiao Feng gently pushed the people on the balcony a little further, and stretched his butt out from the crack in the door...
"Bang-bang-bang-bang-"
A series of thunderous fart sounds sounded continuously from the balcony.
Xiao Feng farted 18 times in a row, and then shook his butt in a desperate manner, as if he wanted to leave the last bit of fart odor outside.
"Oh my God - old lady, it's thundering and it's going to rain! Go home and collect your clothes quickly -"
An old man downstairs howled hard——
Apparently he mistook Xiao Feng's extremely loud fart for the sound of thunder...
"Huhu——"
Xiao Feng exhaled heavily, tied his pants, straightened his clothes, and then groped his way back to the sofa.
Not long after sitting down, there was a sound of opening the door in the inner room, and then Wang Weier's apologetic voice was heard.
"I'm sorry Feng! A very good classmate from far away just called me to wish me a happy birthday! So we chatted for a while longer!" Wang Weier said as she pulled away the black cloth from Xiao Feng's eyes.
"Kick...kick...kick...kick..."
Wang Weier jumped back, pointed her palms to both sides, and said excitedly: "Look, these are the sisters I grew up playing with! And the few on the balcony are my best friends in college! They are here for me
This birthday, you traveled thousands of miles to celebrate it for me! And also to meet you! How about it? Is it a surprise? "
Xiao Feng's body trembled, and he looked at the few people who appeared out of thin air in the room with a shocked face. He also looked at the people on the balcony with panic, and found that those people were also looking at him like aliens!
"Digging! What a thief! Do you think people would play like this??" Xiao Feng slapped his forehead and fell completely into a state of petrification...
