Chapter 676: Pulling a cart of potatoes is not as good as a night pearl
"I'll go, don't laugh. If you have the ability, choose something that sounds nice!" Ye Feng raised his eyebrows at Yi Qing'er.
"Just take it! It sounds much better to me than to you!" Yi Qing'er stared at the wontons in the bowl for a long time: "Look, these wontons are smooth, delicate, and as beautiful as a beauty. Why don't we just call it a drunken beauty?"
"Drunk beauty? The name is a bit ridiculous! This beauty is not drunk either, right? We can't just get drunk at the same time, right?" Ye Feng waved his hand.
"You idiot! This is an adjective, okay! It's not that these wontons are really drunk." Yi Qing'er gave Ye Feng a big eye roll.
“It’s terrible to be uneducated`````````”
"Tch! You are the only one who is educated! Uncle! Just listen to me and call me Bai Nenmei! It sounds much better than that drunken beauty!" Ye Feng slapped his thigh: "It's such a happy decision!!"
"Bah! Shi, Shi is dead! Uncle! Don't listen to him! Just call him a drunk beauty!" Yi Qing'er curled her lips.
"No! I want a fair and tender girl!" Ye Feng glared.
"Drunk beauty!!"
"White, tender and beautiful girl!"
"Drunk beauty!!"
"White, tender and beautiful girl!!"
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The two of them exchanged one sentence each, and they had a heated argument. In the end, they both slapped the table, turned their heads in unison, and asked the uncle: "What did you say it was called?"
"This ````````"
The uncle wiped away the cold sweat, as if he felt two murderous auras wandering around his body ````````
"Either ```````` or ```````` cook two pots? What I cook is called Bai Nen Mei Jiao Niang, and what my wife cooks is called Drunk Beauty? How about it?"
"Okay! It's settled then! I want to see which one sells better is your drunken beauty or my fair and tender girl!" Ye Feng slammed the table and sat down, saying viciously.
"Tch! Who is afraid of who? Your name is so vulgar, no one will eat it!" Yi Qing'er picked up two skewers of "Unforgettable Heartache Feeling" and ate them with relish.
"Hey! Let go of that heartache! That's mine!" Ye Feng stretched out his hand to grab it.
"Spit! Shameless, you obviously said it yourself, I can eat whatever I want!" Yi Qing'er held the two skewers of grilled chicken hearts tightly in her hands, and kept killing them in her mouth.
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"Okay, as long as you say I love you, I will ignore the faults of the minor and let you eat them all. What do you think?" Ye Feng laughed evilly.
"Impossible! Who do you think I am!" Yi Qing'er's face collapsed: "Why are you like this? You always like to take advantage of girls."
"No way! I am such a serious person! How could I take advantage of a girl!!!" Ye Feng said seriously.
"Come on, we were at the lake just now. Where did you put your dirty hands? Do you think I'm a fool?" Yi Qing'er snorted twice.
"Ouch, what are you talking about about those two steamed buns? It was all an accident, an accident!" Ye Feng scratched his head.
"Rogue!" Yi Qing'er turned her head away.
"Hey, hey, you're insulting my integrity! Let's put it another way, even if my hand touches your breast, doesn't your breast still touch my hand? My hand hasn't touched it yet.
What are you talking about? Why are your breasts so strong?" The one Ye Feng was talking about was called Dayi Lingran!
Yi Qing'er almost thought it was her breasts that had molested Ye Feng's hands.`````````
"Let's look at it from another angle. As the saying goes! Good skills, sunrise, good figure, you can touch it! How can you get such a good figure if you don't touch it, don't you think?"
"Ah!! Ye Feng, go to hell!"
Yi Qing'er almost pissed Ye Feng to death, and kicked her out on the spot, causing Ye Feng to turn over.
"Ouch, hey ````````"
"This beating is kissing, scolding is love, and if you love me to the extreme, you will kick me with your feet! How deeply you love me!"
Ye Feng lay on the ground with a look of emotion on his face.
Yi Qing'er: "```````````"
At this moment, Yi Qing'er's mood can no longer be described in words. She can only use two words to summarize her current state: "Petrified!"
The night is cool, the sky has entered autumn, and there is a slight chill.`````````
In front of the wonton stall, the two couples were leaning on each other to keep warm. The middle-aged man took off his only coat and put it on the old woman: "It's cold, don't freeze."
"Ying De, are you hungry? How about I give you a bowl of wontons?" the old woman asked with a happy smile.
"It's okay, I'm not hungry. Xiaobao is still waiting for us at home. Fortunately, we have our benefactor today, so our life can be considered a little easier."
The middle-aged man sighed.
Life is so wonderful sometimes`````````
"They are so happy````````"
Yi Qing'er looked at it from a distance, feeling a little sad in her heart.
Thinking that I will leave this world soon, I don’t know what it will feel like ````````
"call--"
A gust of cold wind blew by, and Yi Qing'er couldn't help but shrink down. She couldn't help but put her icy little hand in her mouth, blew in some hot air, and rubbed it...
"Fool``````````"
Ye Feng smiled, stretched out his hand, took Yi Qing'er's hand, and stuffed it into his arms.
"Ah! What are you doing!" Yi Qing'er thought Ye Feng was going to do something weird again, so she couldn't help but pull her hand back. Unfortunately, Ye Feng was too strong and couldn't pull it out, so she could only stare `````````
"You know how stupid you are. Don't you know that your hands will feel a little warmer when you put them in your arms?" Ye Feng held Yi Qing'er's hand and rubbed it against his chest.
"You're the fool!"
Yi Qing'er blushed a little. It was the first time for her to be so close to a boy.
The hot temperature coming from Ye Feng's chest did make Yi Qing'er's hands warmer.
"How's it going? I'm an interesting friend, right? I've dedicated my generous chest to keep you warm! Where can you find such a good friend?"
Ye Feng shouted exaggeratedly.
"Puch-"
"Come on! You just want to take advantage of me! You scoundrel!" Yi Qing'er couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about! I don't like hearing this anymore!" Ye Feng blinked twice: "You don't know, this person has a dream of Red Mansions, but he lives in the world of Water Margin.
I want to make friends with Taoyuan brothers from the Three Kingdoms, but I always encounter monsters and ghosts from Journey to the West."
"Don't tell me how many people you know. First, see how many people know you when you are in trouble. They eat and drink together every day. They may not necessarily help you if something happens."
"Friends, just quality, not quantity. A cart of potatoes is not as good as a luminous pearl!"
"Do you understand this principle?"
Yi Qing'er paused for a moment, then smiled calmly: "You don't mean to say that you are that friend who is like a bright pearl in the night, right?"
"Oh! It's good if you know it in your heart! But don't say it out loud, I'll be embarrassed!" Ye Feng lowered his head pretending to be shy, and his funny actions once again made Yi Qing'er burst into laughter.
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"Hey, Ye Feng, if you were a more serious person, you'd be really good!" Yi Qing'er said softly while eating wontons.
"What the hell! I've always been serious, haven't I?" Ye Feng was unhappy.
"That's all prude of yours!" Yi Qing'er smiled and struck mercilessly.
"A fake prude is also a prude, okay?" Ye Feng straightened his body.
"However, you men seem to be the same, you all like to be prude! You are more honest!" Yi Qing'er said again.
"Hey, you still prefer my old and dishonest look, right?" Ye Feng raised his eyebrows with a smirk.
"Fuck you! I heard some sisters from the palace say that men are animals that think with their lower body!" Yi Qing'er glanced at Ye Feng: "Don't say you're not!"
"Damn it! Who said such a classic thing!" Ye Feng's eyes lit up: "But I really don't think with my lower body! I usually use my upper body to think about problems, and my lower body is used to support my thinking! Let me put it this way, can you?
Do you understand?"
"Thinking with the upper body, thinking with the pillars of the lower body? Is this different from thinking with the lower body?" Yi Qing'er stared with big eyes.
"Of course there is a difference! One thinks in the upper body, and the other thinks in the lower body! Do you think there is any difference?" Ye Feng asked seriously.
"Uh ````````"
What you said seems to make sense.`````````
Yi Qing'er nodded stupidly.
"Okay, if you think it makes sense, then that's right. Eat it quickly. All in all, you just need to know that I am different from other men!" Ye Feng continued to cheat.
"Oh````````"
Yi Qing'er responded lightly.
She always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't put her finger on what was wrong. She was really confused.
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At 1:56 Beijing time, Xiaoda was still coding hard.
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Xiaoda's Quotes: After singing love songs for twenty years and still just singing one, it means that this routine is out. Scientific research shows that if you confess your love to a girl without any warning, you will usually be mistakenly thought that you are ready to rob, borrow money, etc.
Prepare to die for love. So before the stormy climax comes, you must have a gentle gradual process to eliminate the girl's heart.
Precautions. For example: when you go on a date to eat, pick out all the shredded pork noodles and give them to her; when eating noodles, help her press the hard-boiled eggs into the soup so that they don’t taste cold;
Girls tend to have cold hands in winter, so you can considerately pull her hands to your mouth and take a breath of warm air. Then all the defense lines have been destroyed, and the time has come for you to express your love.
