"I despise you two!" Xu Mochen raised two middle fingers.
"Don't interrupt, kid." Ao Tianxiang pulled Xu Mochen, turned to Zhen Gufeng and asked: "Old Zhen, then you can't wait like this stupidly! You must at least know that she still loves you.
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"That's right! If that doesn't work, can some of our brothers accompany you?" Ye Feng interrupted, gently rubbing Wang Ling'er's delicate little hands.
"No, this will break the agreement between me and her." Zhen Gufeng shook his head.
"Promise? You two made it!" Ye Feng burst into laughter.
"Lao Zhen, I don't see that you are still a person who can play with promises!" Xu Mochen circled Zhen Gufeng up and down twice.
"Go away! Do you think that just because everyone is like you, you know how to pull up your pants and go into battle?" Zhen Gufeng rolled his eyes at Xu Mochen and said.
"oh--"
Ye Feng and Ao Tianxiang were very cooperative.
"Who's who's who's' who's' who's who's who's' who knows only that? I'm still a virgin!" Xu Mochen argued with a blushing face.
"Well! If you are a virgin, then there are no virgins in the world!" Zhen Gufeng added, nodding his head from behind.
"Didn't Lao Zhen have promised not to tell anyone?" Xu Mochen was defeated.
"It's all because of you!" Zhen Gufeng spread his hands with an innocent look on his face.
"Hahahaha!" Ye Feng and the others laughed again.
"Okay, Lao Xu, you can't tell that you are still sleeping with a little girl! It's incredible, it's incredible!" Ye Feng whistled at the side.
"Xiao Feng, are you feeling guilty when you say this? Feel your conscience and say, are you feeling guilty? You don't want to fall in love with little girls? Oh, yes, you fall in love with older girls!" Xu Mochen said intentionally or unintentionally.
He glanced at Wang Ling'er. Wang Ling'er's face turned red with embarrassment.
Ye Feng was stunned and stunned. He didn't expect that Xu Mochen, an animal, could actually say such a good thing! He really underestimated him.
But can Ye Feng be as shameless as ordinary people? He said without changing his expression and his heart not beating: "What I did was all because of your love and my will. It was a match made in heaven. What you did is called cheating and abduction, just for the sake of quick gain!"
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"Xiao Feng, you are so shameless!" After holding it in for a long time, Xu Mochen finally said this, which made Ye Feng laugh wildly again.
"Young man, you're too young to argue with me!"
Ao Tianxiang and Zhen Gufeng also quietly gave Ye Feng a thumbs up.
By the way, Lao Zhen, what did you and that little girl agree on? Ao Tianxiang asked again. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Ye Feng, Xu Mochen and Zhen Gufeng looking at him in astonishment. He touched his own
Face: "Is there something on my face?"
The three of them shook their heads together.
"Then what do you mean by looking at me like this?" Ao Tianxiang said speechlessly.
"We are just curious, Lao Xiang, when did you become so nosy? Do you even want to know the content of the agreement? Didn't you realize that you were the one asking from the beginning to the end?" Ye Feng couldn't help but say.
"This ```````" Ao Tianxiang scratched his head in embarrassment: "I've always been a gossip. Did you just find out today?"
"Bang--"
Ye Feng and others all fell down.
"What are you gossiping about? What are you talking about? Are you so excited?" Chicken Feet held up his pants, licking his lower lip and walked back with a satisfied look on his face.
"Chicken's feet, are you really telling me what I said?" Several people turned around and were shocked. Seeing Chicken's lewd smile, they actually made the same mistake at the same time.
Action - retreat!
"Which one?" Chicken Feet looked confused.
Before Ji Zhao could say anything more, Nangong also came back. His nose burst into tears, and the one who cried was sad.
Seeing Nangong's expression, several people seemed to understand something.
"Beast!!!! Live!!!! Na!!!!" Ye Feng pointed at the chicken feet and shouted.
"Animal!!!! Mouth!!!! Na!!!!" Xu Mochen also shouted.
"Son of a bitch!" Ao Tianxiang also cursed rarely.
"What's going on?" Ji Zhao still looked confused.
"Tell me, Laojiao! Did Chicken Feet do anything treacherous to you? Tell us! We will make the decision for you!" Ye Feng said with a righteous look.
"I ````````I actually lost!" Laojiao said something meaningless and burst into tears again.
"You two had a duel? Why did you lose?" Ye Feng and others were still confused.
"Hey, let me tell you, the two of us just argued for a long time without any results and finally decided to show off our respective guys and make gestures `````````"
"You two are so stupid!" Ye Feng was stunned.
"Who goes up, who goes down? Who attacks? Who suffers?" Xu Mochen, who is even better, asked with a look of ecstasy on his face.
"Go away! The two of us just showed off our own guys to compare their sizes, that's it!" Huangpu Jiayou explained.
"Are you sure this is it?" Ye Feng and others looked unbelieving.
"Then why are you crying like this? Isn't it just a loss? What's the big deal?" Ye Feng and others still don't quite understand.
"Hey! Maybe he saw that my penis was too big and he couldn't bear it."
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing! Why are you taking off my pants? You guys are such idiots! Let me go!"
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In Huangpu Jiayou's howling resistance, Ye Feng and others finally took off his pants.
"You call it big? You're such a big ass!" Xu Mochen took off his pants without saying a word.
"ah--"
Wang Ling'er couldn't stand it anymore, covered her eyes and ran out.
Ye Feng chuckled and did not chase after him. Instead, he took a closer look at Xu Mochen's lower body.
"Old Xu, you're not that big, you're just a little kid!" Ye Feng said approvingly.
"Did you hear that? Xiaodiao!" Huangpu Jiayou pulled up his pants and patted Xu Mochen on the head with a proud look on his face.
"Fuck you! Are you qualified to speak against me?" Xu Mochen slapped Huangpu Jiayou's hand away.
"Why are you not qualified? Mine looks bigger than yours anyway!" Huangpu Jiayou said, puffing out his chest.
Ye Feng heard it funny and couldn't help but said: "Anyway, the brothers are here today, why don't we show them off and show them together."
"Good idea! If nothing else, just show off!" Xu Mochen seemed to like showing off, so he pulled up his pants and showed off his murder weapon again.
As expected, this murder weapon has been exposed to fire. It looks eye-catching and has a bit of limelight, but it is a bit small in size.
"You are young, you really don't believe me!" Huangpu Jiayou pulled up his pants and moved in front of Xu Mochen. After such a comparison, Xu Mochen was speechless. Now that the two murder weapons were brought together, it seemed that he was indeed
A bit smaller.
"How's it going? Is it big?" Huangpu Jiayou proudly shook his weapon.
"That big ass of yours is so big! You'd better put it away, I'm afraid my brother will come out and scare your brother!" Ye Feng unbuttoned his belt.
"Wow--"
Huangpu was dumbfounded, and Xu Mochen remained silent.
"Lao Xiang, it's your turn!" Ye Feng shouted.
Ao Tianxiang then took off his pants with some embarrassment. However, Ao Tianxiang's guy is neither big nor small, and he is considered average among several people.
"Hey! Am I the oldest?" Ye Feng rubbed his hair.
"Xiao Feng, I'm so sorry!" Zhen Gufeng took off his pants.
"What is big! Zhen Gufeng's is called big!
Ye Feng's eyes widened when he saw it. Huangpu Jiayou and others simply lifted their pants, losing the confidence to continue the competition.
"It's true! Lao Zhen, you are so secretive! How can a big bird that has never been illuminated be so fierce?" Ye Feng swallowed hard.
"Big bird, you really deserve to be a big bird!" Xu Mochen said in wonder.
Nangong Jinyao looked at this, looked at this, and cried even harder.
"Laojiao, don't just cry! This is an enlarged version of Lao Zhen, it's not normal! Don't lose confidence! Let me see yours!" Ye Feng went up and unbuttoned Nangong's belt.
Several people stood around and observed for a long time. Finally, Ye Feng sighed deeply: "Old man! You are so big that you will basically say goodbye to women in this life!"
"Laojiao! Can you tell me if this is an earthworm or a enoki mushroom?" Xu Mochen was also speechless. I didn't expect that Laojiao looked so big, and the guy was so careless?
Zhen Gufeng simply closed his eyes. According to him, he couldn't bear to look at it!
After some comparisons, Zhen Gufeng was well deserved to be named Big Bird! From then on, his nickname also gloriously became Big Bird.
Xu Mochen was of course given the title Xiao Diao. Don't ask why he wasn't always called Xiao Diao. It's just because he basically gave up the word Diao. We usually call him Enoki Mushroom affectionately.
In the end, everyone comforted her, saying that she was small, powerful, and capable of shrinking and stretching. After talking a lot, Nangong's mood gradually calmed down.
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I don’t know if brothers have ever competed with the best brother before, some raised their paws!
It’s actually quite interesting now that I think about it.
It’s just that some time has lingered.
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