"Did that girl slap you in the face later and call you a stinker?" Ye Feng asked with a smile.
"Fuck! Xiaofeng, how did you know that? Are you following me?" Po Qinglan jumped up with a look of disbelief on his face.
"I guessed it! I just said that you must have gone out to act like a gangster! Otherwise, how could you be treated like this? I'm not telling you Qinglan, you should be stronger in front of the goddess? How could you?
How can you be beaten like this? What a loss of face? Do you think so?" Ye Feng said earnestly.
"Then what can we do! I can't beat them in the first place!" Po Qinglan said aggrievedly.
"Let's go!" Ye Feng pulled Po Qinglan to stand up.
"What are you doing?" Po Qinglan was stunned.
"I'll take you to find a place!" Ye Feng said without thinking.
"No, no need!" Po Qinglan struggled twice, but when he couldn't get away, he continued: "It was my fault in the first place, I was too abrupt!"
"That's right!" Ye Feng nodded: "It's you who acted like a gangster, so you can't blame me!" (Some words were harmonized, so Xiaoda replaced them with homophonic words. It's not a typo!)
"What do you mean I'm acting like a gangster!" Po Qinglan's forehead darkened.
"By the way, you said that girl just slapped you? Are you sure it was a slap? How could that slap slap you like this? How much hatred must there be!" Ye Feng pointed at Po Qinglan's face,
He turned around and said, "Look, what kind of slap is this!"
"No!" Po Qinglan's old face turned red: "The main reason is that I was beaten at that time. I was so confused! I just wanted to go up and argue with my goddess. You said I should express my love properly, why did you hit me! I was so confused again.
Didn’t say anything else!”
"Theory? Are you reasoning with a woman? Ye Feng opened his mouth: "That's great! Qinglan, let me tell you, you should never try to reason with a woman, or make some sense. This kind of person bleeds for seven days a month and still doesn't die.
Creatures on this planet are inherently unnatural existences. It has been scientifically proven that a woman’s IQ is second only to Einstein when she catches an adulterer, and her writing style when she is broken up is second only to Mo Yan. A woman’s hair is
When a woman is in trouble, her fighting power is second only to Ultraman, and when a woman goes crazy, her danger is second only to that of a Tibetan Mastiff.
! When dealing with women, you should give up resistance, especially women who are crazy. Running away is your only way out. In my words, run, brother!"
"What! Xiao Feng, then according to your opinion, I have to run away immediately after being slapped, right?" Po Qinglan was stunned by Ye Feng's remarks and couldn't help but say.
"What crazy woman, are you talking bad about me?"
At this time, Murong Xiner also walked down the stairs, pouting, looking elegant and cute.
"How could it be possible? Xin'er, you are so lively, cute, beautiful, touching, generous and tactful, no one would say anything bad about you!" Ye Feng said with a smile.
After hearing Ye Feng's words, Murong Xiner laughed instantly.
Women are indeed animals that like to hear sweet words. Even if what you say is false, they will be very happy. But if you don't say it, it's your problem.
"Here, put the medicine on first, and then I'll treat you!" Murong Xiner handed over a crystal clear thing.
"What is this?" Po Qinglan took it and kept playing with it in his hand.
"Just wipe it on if you are told, there is so much nonsense!" Ye Feng rolled his eyes angrily.
"Do I need to rub the bruises on my body as well?" Po Qinglan took off the clothes on his chest and asked.
"Wipe it too!" Murong Xiner tilted her head, seeming a little embarrassed.
"What about the butt?"
Murong Xiner: "`````````"
Ye Feng and the Demon Emperor: "``````````"
Three minutes later, Po Qinglan was jumping on the ground intact as before.
"It's amazing! It doesn't hurt at all!" Po Qinglan looked excited.
"Okay, don't jump around blindly, it's so hard that my eyes are dazzled!"
As Ye Feng was talking, the door of the hotel was suddenly opened, and several big men stood at the door and asked roughly: "Is there any room available in this hotel?
"No!"
"have!"
Two voices sounded at the same time.
"I said Qinglan, you are..." Ye Feng glared at Po Qinglan. Unexpectedly, Po Qinglan actually ignored Ye Feng and stared at the door.
"Is it there or not?" the big man at the door asked again.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! There are many rooms!" Po Qinglan ran up diligently.
Ye Feng and other monks were all confused. They couldn't figure out when this kid was so diligent. They finally spent an afternoon clearing out the original tenants on the pretext of renovation. Po Qinglan was better.
, actually leading people inside ````````
"It's you!" A pretty female voice said.
At this time, Ye Feng and the others noticed that behind the big men was a woman who looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old. Although this woman's appearance was not the best, the waves on her chest were exceptionally magnificent.
With the displeased look on her face, the waves continued to roll, shaking Ye Feng so much that he almost went blind.
"Let's go! We can't stay any longer. How can we be safe with this gangster here?" the woman said coldly.
"No, no! Gu Liang, I don't mean any harm! I just like you!" Po Qinglan said directly.
However, Ye Feng and the others were filled with dark thoughts.
No wonder the boy Po Qinglan is so attentive. It turns out that this woman is the goddess of Po Qinglan, the one who beat her up in the afternoon!
I never expected that this kid Po Qinglan would actually like big breasts!
However, Po Qinglan’s confession seems too direct.`````````
This is easy to say in modern times, but this era is different! Saying that you like someone casually is equivalent to being frivolous and acting like a fool.
"You````````"
The woman stepped forward and wanted to take action again.
Ye Feng quickly ran up to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, my brother is not very good at talking. Don't take it to heart, girl. Let's do this. If you are willing to live here, we will give you a 20% discount on the room fee. This is considered as apology.
.If you are worried, you can leave, we will never force you to stay!"
"Xiao Feng!" Po Qinglan looked aggrieved.
After finally meeting the goddess, he didn't want to send Ye Feng away like this. Originally, he thought he would never see her again in his life!
