"Nima, you're masturbating again. You're not going to masturbate all night tonight, are you?"
As soon as Lu Chen entered the dormitory, he smiled at his roommate Li Cheng who was lying on the computer desk. This guy is a real worm. He indulges himself in Zhan Zhan Academy every day and yells "Demacia..." from time to time. In fact, Lu Chen
Chen never knew what he was talking about, but from Li Cheng's heart-rending roar, Lu Chen could hear a passion higher than masturbating.
That's because Li Cheng was caught by Lu Chen while he was masturbating, and he almost became impotent. The next day all the boys in the class knew about it, so Li Cheng tortured Lu Chen for a month, and from then on
Li Cheng masturbates even more secretly.
"Hey... Damn it, q him, q he will be dead, less than 100 points of blood..."
Li Cheng said without raising his head when he heard Lu Chen's question. Then Li Cheng's expression became extremely excited. Can you imagine a gentle man with gold-rimmed eyes hiding a pair of vulgar eyes and swearing? This is it.
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Lu Chen's face darkened. He really didn't know what was so fun about this game. He was more active than masturbating. He turned around and took a look. He saw a voluptuously dancing female gunman galloping hard, chasing after a gun.
Lu Chen knew that this wretched man with residual blood was the power of Demacia, known as Lord Galen. Lu Chen was tired of hearing this after spending all day with Li Cheng.
"Don't worry, you are faster than him. As long as you don't make mistakes in your position, you can catch him in less than three seconds. Dema's Q skill is still cooling down..."
Lu Chen glanced at him and said quietly. Li Cheng remained silent and stared at the computer screen. The whole dormitory was filled with the sound of rapid mouse clicks.
"Damn it, I got into the grass and lost my target position..."
Li Cheng leaned quietly, patted the mouse, and followed into the grass unwilling to give up.
"Give up... you two will both die..."
Just as Lu Chen finished speaking, he saw that the strong woman who had just reached the edge of the grass seemed to be stared at by a nail. It was obviously the fatal blow of Galen's Q skill that silenced her. At this time, Galen's figure appeared,
In the grass, Galen was recovering his health. He was also covered in a layer of golden armor, and his W courage skill was activated. Li Cheng was stunned by the sudden counterattack. Because he was silenced, he could only attack normally, which was almost
At the same time, Garen used his ultimate move, Demacian Justice, and a huge sword fell from the sky, and a clear system sound came: youh**yed.
The female gunman let out a sob and fell to her knees...
Li Cheng stared at the screen and saw that Galen's remaining health did not reflect for a long time.
"Damn it, this guy even lit it on fire for me to ensure the kill..."
Looking at the killed details on the screen, Li Cheng's roar made the entire dormitory tremble.
Lu Chen chuckled and touched his nose, "You're more of a cheat than I thought. The least you can do is exchange them for one, you cheat..."
"Why didn't you remind me earlier? Now that we are talking about it on paper, let's give it a try..."
Li Cheng glared at Lu Chen angrily and slapped the keyboard loudly.
Lu Chen shook his head, "Hey, you're hopeless. I've given up on the dark side and turned to the bright side. I won't play games anymore. It's a waste of my youth..." After saying that, Lu Chen adjusted his glasses frame without lenses.
"I'm sorry... my teammates are like pigs..."
"Nima, deep well..."
"Where are you from, a primary school student? Have you finished your homework?"
Teammates sent a string of characters on the screen, and they kept complaining. According to Li Cheng's habits, one of them must be a girl.
"Why don't you play for me in the next game? This low-end matching game. Just rely on your piano playing hands and your super high operational awareness from playing World of Warcraft before. As long as you don't cheat in the team, tonight
How about I treat you to hot pot? I don’t want to be at the bottom anymore. I’ve been cheated in so many games... Wuwu..." Looking at the defeat on the computer screen, his teammates kept complaining, Li Cheng became more and more angry.
, so I could only turn my attention to Lu Chen with all my might.
Age of Warcraft?
Lu Chen smiled brilliantly. After so many years, that era of Warcraft has faded in his heart, all because of a woman.
When Lu Chen hesitated, he thought that he had just bought a big bear for his girlfriend Li Yan today. Not a penny of the flowers was left, and he had no money to eat. When Li Cheng reminded him, Lu Chen touched the five yuan in his pocket.
The ocean's heart skipped a beat.
"No, no, I don't play games anymore, and I'm afraid I'll indulge in them again, so I'd better forget it..."
How could Li Cheng not understand Lu Chen? As long as he was given enough chips, he would dare to kill someone.
"Three-day hot pot... I heard that you used to be great at playing World of Warcraft..."
Lu Chen rolled his eyes when he heard this. Three days later is the 27th, so there are still two days until the end of the month.
Seeing that Lu Chen didn't respond, Li Chengyi gritted his teeth and said, "How about a week, if it doesn't work, forget it..."
Lu Chen's eyes widened. He didn't expect this guy to push himself so hard. He couldn't hold it anymore. Lu Chen licked his lips. That was hot pot. He ate it every day. Lu Chen was finally moved. He could play with it without getting pregnant.
"Okay, I promise you, but it's only for one game. I won't play games with you all day long..."
Lu Chen sighed. He didn't expect that his virginity of not playing games for three years would be given to Qitian Hotpot. Thinking of this, he couldn't help shouting to the sky. Li Yan's long-haired figure gradually appeared in his mind. Looking back and smiling, Lu Chen
Instantly fell to the ground.
"The enemy has thirty seconds to reach the battlefield..."
Hearing this familiar voice, Lu Chen pressed on. The next game is about to start so soon. How stupid are you guys?
"What hero did you choose for me?"
Li Cheng gave up his seat to Lu Chen and said with a smile, "Brother Monkey, the hero I chose for you, is a hero with strong team control ability. I believe your consciousness must be better than mine..."
Lu Chen rolled his eyes. He had never seen the Monkey Brother in lol, so how could he be familiar with the skills? Did he have to miss out on hot pot for a week? He wouldn't love this.
Lu Chen slowly sat next to the computer, put on his headphones, and listened to the familiar voice. He felt an inexplicable surge of blood in his heart. He looked at the icons of the skills that lit up. Lu Chen casually clicked q+ and began to familiarize himself with the skills.
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Brother Monkey's Q skill, Crushing Strike, can not only cause damage but also reduce the opponent's defense value. This skill is good. Lu Chen chuckled and continued to look down. Brother Monkey's W skill, the True and False Monkey King, can be invisible for 1.5 seconds.
Leaving an uncontrollable illusion, this is a good skill for escaping. The e skill, Tengyun Assault, has a sprint strike effect, and the r ultimate skill can knock the opponent away for 1 second. Waving the Ruyi Golden Cudgel lasts for 5 seconds. This is the team spirit.
The most important skill in battle, right?
After getting familiar with this, Lu Chen slowly controlled the hero towards the defense tower on the road and disappeared into the grass. Lu Chen's starting position for Brother Monkey was that of an assassin. Lu Chen also often heard Li Cheng say that Brother Monkey wanted to
It would be better to use the meat, but Lu Chen didn't think so.
"Nima, what do you bring with you when you go out?"
Li Cheng asked quietly with his eyes widened, looking at the knife and red medicine in the small basket in disbelief.
"Stop talking, I'm just playing, okay?"
Lu Chen rolled his eyes and ignored Li Cheng who almost jumped over the wall.
On Lu Chen's side, Debon and himself are on the top lane, Anne is on the middle lane, and Barbarian King and Galen are on the bottom lane. It's a typical two plus one. This round is actually not easy to win, as there is a Venn and a Glory on the opposite side.
Although Lu Chen had never played this game, he had watched "La La La Demacia" and knew that Lux was Galen's sister. He decisively used psychological warfare to tell everyone on the public screen: Mr. Galen, please show mercy to your sister.
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Everyone set it up so that the opponent could also see the message, and sure enough, another message appeared a few seconds later.
[Everyone] Lux, the goddess of radiance: I don’t have such a brother.
[Everyone]: Lord Galen of Demacia: Dear sister, my brother has actually liked you since he was a child. I picked you up from Noxus.
[Everyone] Brother Monkey: Galen, you are a beast, you even fucked your sister.
Of course, this sentence was said by Lu Chen.
[Everyone] Lux, the goddess of radiance:...
Lux was speechless. It was obvious that the operator was a girl, which made Lu Chen very happy. Girls generally don't cheat, and they cheat the whole team.
Before he finished speaking, Lu Chen saw the figure of the sword master on the opposite side appearing under the defense tower. Lu Chen heard that the sword body is usually in the middle, and the sword masters who can come to the top or in the field are basically masters.
The sword master didn't seem to realize this at all, and Lu Chen was a little confused. Wasn't he a master?
In the dim grass, the sword master slowly approached with heavy steps. Debon's spear glowed with a cold light. It seemed that the summoner controlling Debon had activated the Q skill, three-claw heavy attack. The next moment,
Lu Chen raised the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and threw it with a Q-shattering blow, lowering the opponent's defense value. Almost at the same time, De Bang's spear pierced the Juggernaut's body. On the third blow, the Juggernaut was knocked away and, again,
Coupled with Lu Chen's two or three flat attacks, the Sword Master had only a trace of HP left. The Sword Master could only turn around and run away before he could even attack.
"Hurry up and set it on fire..."
Li Cheng excitedly yelled at the side, Damn, this is first blood. It is as precious as a virgin's first time and is worth 400 yuan. Lu Chen's face turned dark.
"I still need you to say..."
Sure enough, before Li Cheng finished speaking, Lu Chen's firstblood-inducing heavy system sound sounded, but Debon was shocked, and a message appeared on the public screen.
"Nima, I also set off the ignition. Isn't this a waste of money for you..."
Lu Chen in front of the computer screen chuckled. The sword master's remaining blood couldn't even sustain the ignition for one second. He and Debon set the ignition almost at the same time, but the system awarded it to him.
I really can’t tell whether my hand speed is one step faster than Debon’s or slower...
[Everyone] Lux: Debon, you have no feelings, the sword master is still your second brother...
Obviously this girl has also watched "La La La Demacia", Debon chuckled, and a message appeared on the public screen.
[Everyone] We are gay friends. Of course his first time was with me. Could it be with your brother?
[Everyone] Galen-jun:...I don’t play BL
In the end, the bitter Juggernaut hesitated and replied [Everyone] Juggernaut: I would rather give my first time to Annie.
For a time, the battlefield filled with gunfire became a chat room, but Lu Chen did not participate and only seriously supplemented the soldiers. Although Lu Chen had never played the game, with Li Cheng's knowledge of him all day long, he followed his own consciousness.
It’s hard to tell that time is a trap.
"Brother Monkey, help fight Papa Smurf..."
Lu Chen was stunned by Little Loli Anne's call.
"Papa Smurf? Where is he?"
"I guess, you are the one who dug the new hole, right?"
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